So why the fuck was she dressed like a wizard? Seriously, was there a D&D sesh after school or some shit?
I get it, it's a fucking stage show, but no one wears fucking stars, robes and wizard hats and gets to be the cool kid.
What even are her interests in the human world? I mean it made sense for her to do magic in Equestria because she had her own traveling show, plus REAL magic on occasion.
But this worlds Trixie makes no sense. Are we just supposed to assume she's some kind of nerd who puts on cringe-worthy puppetshows for the students while exclaiming how wonderful she is?
Plus cheese crackers? No one in real life actually likes that shit. If your mom put that shit in your bag as a kid you'd have been like, "Fuck why wasn't it oreos instead?"
NO ONE in their right mind WOULD EVER PAY FOR CHEESE CRACKERS AT A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE. I CALL FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>>27805000
Clearly you've never had a job. People buy snacks in the employee room from the vending machine and that does include .65 cent crackers. Try hard zephyr.
>>27805000
She's a stage magician. So she likes Houdinni.
>>27805000
Seek help, kid
>>27805019
I actually do have a job. And never in my life have I bought cheese crackers from a vending machine or anywhere else for that matter?
Wanna know why? Because it tastes like shit.
>>27805106
Oh, so she's into some obscure stage actors who aren't relevant anymore? Boy I'm sure she'll fit right in!
>>27805416
Are you mad that I pointed out humanized Trixies glaring flaws? How she could never possibly exist anywhere else but in Equestria?
She's the fucking drive thru moe anime character rendition of Trixie. How hard is this to see? Did Trixie in the show ever show an interest in cheese crackers? NO. Because the Trixie in the show was a more fleshed out and realistic character than the one we saw in the movie.
>>27805000
Considering the (real) world still has aspiring magicians, I can see her just starting to get an interest in it in her adolescence. Who knows, maybe her father has a Broadway show.
And you're right, I wouldn't get that out of a vending machine over something better, but that doesn't mean I think they're nasty. The crackers I'd probably agree on, but fake cheese is the tired, clogged heart of America.
>>27805000
Nice trips but the cheese and crackers are your opinion. Some people like them.
There is a kid at my school how practices show magic and hes pretty popular. He'll even dress up in a suit some days. Slight of hand magic is pretty cool anon. Stop jizzing your opinion everywhere.
>>27805504
>I actually do have a job. And never in my life have I bought cheese crackers from a vending machine or anywhere else for that matter?
Then your retarded, they hold you over than a bag of chips will and there half the price.
>>27805000
You're either just incredibly autistic or you're a little autistic and never heard of stage magicians.
Either way, fuck off.
>>27805000
I actually vastly prefer cheese crackers over oreos and chocolate chip cookies now that my tastebuds decided to reject childhood. But even as a kid I liked the crackers.
>>27805000
>>27805019
>>27805504
>>27805560
>>27805571
>>27806891
>>27806953
I hate to break up the autism, but they were peanut butter crackers, not cheese
>>27805000
>no one wears fucking stars, robes and wizard hats and gets to be the cool kid.
I'm sorry, were you under some impression that Trixie was a cool kid?
>>27807014
This is true. Peanut butter is way better than the crap sludge they put in the cheese crackers, and the protein & such will last a hungry belly longer.
>>27807832
My mom thinks she's cool
>>27805000
this level of autism doesn't deserve trips
>Yfw Trixie, The Diamond dogs, and Maud all have items / desires / traits that only their Equestria versions would have.
All three have met each other if you go by comic canon and all three have some vague shared interests
What does this mean?
>>27806953
This. Cheese gets better with age
>>27805504
>obscure stage actors who aren't relevant anymore
>Houdini
Pick one. Stage magicians nowadays are still trying to do some of the shit Harry did.
I just don't get why you're so unbelievably mad.
>>27805560
>Who knows, maybe her father has a Broadway show.
Yeah and maybe my Dad works at Nintendo too.
>>27805571
>the cheese and crackers are your opinion. Some people like them.
I've yet to meet anyone who's went out of their way to buy cheese crackers over any other snack.
>>27806891
So if something halfway decent costs a dollar, but then something that tastes like complete shit costs .50. You will insert your money into the machine and pay for the item that tastes like shit because it costs less?
>>27806935
Tell me what stage acts she can perform in a fucking high school smart ass.
>>27806953
How can you like the crackers? The cheese is gross Velveeta tier at best, and those fucking hard pasty sticks you're supposed to dip?
>>27807014
Those were also gross. You know what else fucking sucked? Lunchables. That shit was the nastiest most processed crap I ever had the displeasure of eating as a kid.
>>27807832
That's the thing, she isn't the cool kid, there isn't any way that she is. But in the movie they play her up like a big shot, and she has these two henchwomen who go on stage with her.
Who would ever follow such a narcissistic nerd in the first place?
>>27807836
Both are sludge you ignoramus.
You all probably liked those pizza lunchables didn't you? Those things were the bane of my fucking existence as a kid. I'm sure my Mom got them because they were cheap or whatever, but they made me dread lunchtime to have to deal with this fucking nightmare.
The sauce is gross, and you have to spread it over this cardboard piece of bread they give you, then sprinkle the itty bitty amount of cheese and the few slices of pepperoni which somehow qualifies as meat.
It's unhealthy and teaches kids bad eating habits. I'm sure if I hadn't been fed all this shit as a kid I would be a normal sized individual. But no, it's this fucking crap that was in our t.v and commercials etc..
"Hehehe woah kids, Ninja turtles sure love Pizza! Better eat a whole lot of it!!"
>>27809166
Trying this hard
>>27809166
>>27805504
>That autist who feels the need to reply to everyone and bump a page 9 thread.
>>27805000
BEHOLD THE WIZARD!
BEWARE HER POWER!
UNSPEAKABLE POWER!
>>27805000
She lurks /x/
That explaims the childish attempts to do magic
>>27805000
She's got some female-balls if she can walk around the school wearing that so credit due where credit is due plus she could use the excuse of wearing it to make a fashion statement, now-a-days if you stand out and say it's for a good cause people end up applauding you.
Oh god. Staring at an EqG directly is creepy. She's looking through my soul.
>>27809166
She's her world's Napoleon Dynamite.
>>27809311
>She's looking through my soul.
This is her true power, OP is full of shit.
>>27809179
>>27809181
>Getting mad because I insulted your waifer.
>>27809239
That would at least make a little more sense.
>>27809293
So she's even more of an attention whore. Fan-fucking-tastic.
>>27809311
That's shitty eqg in a nutshell for you.
>>27809314
More like dynamite because she's an explosive disaster of a character.
I haven't even gotten started about all the things I hate about this fucking character.
How about the "You'd better believe I got tricks up my sleeve" line?
Oh really? You got some tricks? My favorite trick was how you shoved everyone in a closet below the stage and antagonized Sunset for a little bit.
So for all that, that whole fucking song, "see me dominate cause i'm powerful and grate" was just that.
I'll literally shove you in the fucking closet. WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO. Wow so scary! Such domination! All the fucking tact and brilliance of a fucking special ed student.
>>27805000
> Equestria Girls
> Sense
Well, that's your first problem, anon.
>>27810204
See this Anon gets me. The rest of you are autistic.
>>27810130
>>27810500
>It's something I don't like therefore it's bait!
Trixiefags everyone. This is the level of copout bullshit we are dealing with.
I've made perfectly logical points and yet Trixiefags blanketed in denial refuse to see reason on the issue.
>>27811373
Isn't there a thread about whether or not Twilight dyes her mane that you should be posting?
>>27811399
So I guess it's just ok that Trixie written shittily in EQG. Whoop dee doo.
Of course we'll bitch about some character having huge eyebrows or some shit, but then when some big glaring fucking issue like Trixie eating processed garbage like the fucking ninja turtles eating pizza and her shit about "I'm such a smart powerful wizard and yet my best plan is to lock you in a closet" we can just overlook that!
Nah I see how it is. No, It's cool, really. I'm not even mad. Yeah whatever I guess anything goes. I guess you fucking hasdrones will just accept anything even if it's shit.
I'm sure Trixie will be a fucking ginger polysexual mammoth in eqg 5 but whatever it's not like it matters! Stop overreacting man! It's not like they fucking butchered her or anything!
>>27811455
>Of course we'll bitch about some character having huge eyebrows or some shit
Nigger you best not be hating on Moonie
>>27811475
No because Moondancer is a realistic fleshed out character.
EQG Trixie was just shoved in there as a fan pandering cameo with no context as to how she fits in that world.
Imagine you'd never even seen the show before, you wouldn't have any idea who she is.
And there are are already such a clusterfuck of Antagonists! She barely stands out as a pawn in their schemes.
"See you dominate?" More like see you be a worthless fucking pawn for Grape-grump, Blue Taco, and Cheese Poof to manipulate.
It wouldn't even be so bad if she could at least somewhat live up to that song she sings. But noooo, she's all fucking talk and no delivery.
It's so blatant and obvious that they only threw her in there to fan-pander it makes my stomach crawl.
>>27811399
>Copping out this hard
>>27811595
>It wouldn't even be so bad if she could at least somewhat live up to that song she sings. But noooo, she's all fucking talk and no delivery.
>Trixie
>Living up to her shit talk
>>27805504
you don't, you don't fool anyone
>>27805571
>a kid at my school
underaged faggot
>>27810130
>>27813158
What if he meant college?
>>27813158
>>27814652
He's probably not sure what college is, Anon.
>>27808399
I'm mad because if they were going to put her in the movie they could have made her the main villain.
It would have been easy, replace the Dazz-shits, the fucking glam-rock postergirls of yesteryear, stop trying to sell more toys for one goddamn second and make Trixie the main villain with believable motivations.
Then Trixie would have been justified in being there, and we would have learned more about her and the world around her.
BUT NOOOOOO, of course not! We have to have high school musical 2 the squeakquel!!!
You could argue, "B-but muh starswirl" "N-new creatures added to logbook". Mate, come on, that was just the writers pulling shit out of their ass.
If it wasn't then how do you explain what the Dazzlings supposedly did for a thousand years before they decided to attack a high school?
Yeah, you can't explain that.
>>27811595
>she's all fucking talk and no delivery
But that part makes sense. It's Trixie. I like the headcanon that she's just a hyperautist that everyone's just being nice to, but I get it's just that, headcanon. You're right that she probably got the worst of being practically a direct transplant of pony trix. You could say her being the main villain could flesh out eqg trixie a bit more, but she can barely fit 22 minutes of actual villainy, a movie would just be a longer, redundant retelling of magic duel full of dead air, just replaced with some evil possessive trinket she uses as a guitar pick or some shit. Movie would still suck.Also only faggots hate PB.
>>27816083
>>27814652
STOP ROASTING MEEEE
>>27817607
Why are you so mad?
>>27813193
Sick meme
>>27805000
look at this faggot talking shit on cheese crackers
i bet he likes LOOOOONG penis in his poophole as well
>People still replying to the thread
It's like you're new or something and don't see what he's doing.
>>27819672
>liking processed shit
Enjoy dying at 35
>>27819575
Sick reply
>>27820955
Still more effort than you put in
>>27821085
congratulations for the effort I guess
>>27821108
Thanks
>>27821904
too bad nobody is going to give you anything of value for it
>>27822085
Maybe you shouldn't be an asshole.
>>27822777
>bumping a shit thread
You don't deserve those trips
>>27822777
dub trips
