>humans are incapable of breeding with ponies
>you can still fuck them, and your waifu is loyal to you
>you marry your waifu
>you and your waifu want children
>the only option is artificial insemination
Who is your waifu and which stallion, or dragon, or draconequus, or other creature compatible with ponies do you choose to be the sperm donor?
>>27803738
>you and your waifu want children
Speak for yourself I'd rather kill myself than have children.
>>27803738
I'm pretty sure Twi could think up a spell to make my semen pony-fertilizable then inseminate my waifu. Or she could turn me into a pony, bone my waifu, then turn back into a human.
>>27803738
>Who is your waifu
Dash
>and which stallion
Probably Soarin
>>27803772
>implying I'll be a literal cuck
Twilight could probably make some spell that would make human/pones compatible and then I'll go around impregnating every mare.
>>27803738
>go through mirror
>problem solved
>human can't make them pregnant
>dragon can
>>27803738
>Artificial Insemination
>Not adopting an orphanNot having a waifu AND a potential cocksock
>>27803809
Dragons can impregnate anything
Fluttershy
And absolutely none.
If I want kids that bad I'll adopt some poor orphans.
Win win anon.
>>27803803
>literal cuck
except nobody is actually having sex with your waifu
>>27803820
>>27803830
why is adoption preferable to artificial insemination? human couples in real life that are unable to have children have done both
>>27803850
A cuck is someone that raises a child that isn't theirs. Learn the real meaning and not just le ebin /tv/ maymay meaning you faggot.
>>27803892
I know that, I'm asking why it's a bad thing.
>>27803850
Because couples in real life still uses each other's gametes you imbecile, they don't need someone else's sperm.
Like I said win win.
We get children, and the children get a family, properly nourished and don't get beat.
>>27803892
While that's not necessarily a cuck, I would definitely never let anyone else touch my waifu's eggs.
>>27803919
Because it wouldn't be my child. What other reason do I need?
>>27803772
This tbqh family.
>>27803892
Is adoption cuckoldry?
>>27803738
I would force Twi to change me into a pone for like a day
>>27803738
>being a cuck
Never, that why the EQG waifus are better than the ponies waifus
>>27804575
Once more, maybe this time in coherent english?
>>27804575
>>27803892
>artificial insemination = cuckoldry
Except the child's legal status is the same as if it was your own flesh and blood, you fuckwits. Are you really so insecure that you fear being """""cucked""""" by a sperm donor?
>waifu
Lyra
>Artifical insemination
Fuck that shit. I ain't raising another stallion's foal.
Also:
>a dragon or draconequus can impregnate a pony but a human can't
Your prompt is shit. Go clean yourself up, OP.
>>27803738
>>you and your waifu want children
>>the only option is artificial insemination
>Who is your waifu and which stallion, or dragon, or draconequus, or other creature compatible with ponies do you choose to be the sperm donor?
Ahahaha...
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>27804575
Daily reminder.
![575085__safe_oc_twilight+sparkle_smiling_princess+twilight_spike_human_tongue+out_magic_eyes+closed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/X9RIAUi.png "575085__safe_oc_twilight+sparkle_smiling_princess+twilight_spike_human_tongue+out_magic_eyes+closed[1].png")
>>27803738
They're magical cartoon ponies, who are you to say I can't impregnate them?
>>27803738
I'll marry Twilight, and give Spike the honors of impregnating her. Of course, there's no need for any of this 'artificial' nonsense just making things difficult. I'm sure she wouldn't have any problem directly getting impregnated by Spike, as long as I am there to watch. You know, for support.
>>27804624
>Are you really so insecure that you fear being """""cucked""""" by a sperm donor?
Don't forget that you're on Autism: The Board.
>>27804728
i never saw this book before.
>>27804921
It's official. Belongs to the canon now.
>>27804728
Yet people thought their EQG M6 and CMC waifus were pure.
>>27803738
>cuckolds trying to pull a fast one on /mlp/
Not today OP
Besides there are Minotaurs and Chimeras and other half breeds running around equestria. Pony/human crossbreed aren't so farfetch'd.
>>27803892
Your close but the closes defenition of a cuckold is someone who willingly lets thier wife get fucked in front of them and gets off on it. That's there fetish. The extra marital child rearing of your wifes bastards is just a byproduct. And taking in foster children doesn't make you a cuckold as they aren't your wifes child by blood either, it just makes you a good human bean or a potential child rapist. Usually one or the other.
>>27803738
>not just using magic
Discord exists and he's proven to be able to transform things at the drop of a hat. I'm confident that I could befriend him. Or you could just take the cuck route if you don't want to pass on your genes.
>>27804969
>A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
>>27805001
>the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
>the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring
>males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring
>unwittingly investing
>Unwittingly
So adoption is still not being a cuck at least.
>>27805001
>citing wikipedia
>>27803738
>the only option is artificial insemination
Go be a cuck somewhere else.
>>27804945
i downloaded the book but im not sure if its canon and yeah its official.
>>27803850
Because you're saving a child from growing up without parents, instead of making your own shitty kid
>>27803738
>can't have children with waifu.
>go to discord and make a deal.
>deal is about being giving me enough power and mastery over it to be a genius troll around equestria and promise him to prank celestia and luna weekly.
>deal is done.
>now we can have children plus now I get to prank 4 princesses until near insanity.
>>27804728
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>>27805079
>hur dur I don't know how to read sources in wikipedia
>>27805274
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>>27804728
i hope they dont use this thing on the next EQG movie.
But what about magic? Can't magic make satyr babies?
>>27803738
Twilight could turn herself and her friends into Breezies. I'd just find a way to become a pony.
>>27803738
>having other men's children
>>27803762
this
>>27805635
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Adoption is the correct solution
>>27803738
Anon, there are two species in fantasy lore that can impregnate everything. Those two species are dragons, and humans. And since Equestria falls into fantasy lore, I'll take flooding AJ's womb with my seed for the sole propose of procreation for 10,000.
>>27805054
The word like all other words has changed it's meaning since its creation. It used to be about the Cuckoo bird, then it was applied to human, and now it's applied to a fetish. All meanings of the word are correct.
>>27803738
>implying we don't just adopt a poor orphan horse
>cuck general
>>27806422
>anything I don't agree with is a shitpost
Epin.
>>27806378
>satyr
>wanting your child to be an outcast
>>27806464
I'm just saying you're the type of faggot who takes Pottermore as canon, or even worse, Harry Potter and the SJW child.
Calling anything other than the direct 'source' series, be it a show or novels, 'canon' is faggotry.
>>27806470
>in a world where gryphons , dragons, all types of quadrupeds, fucking Minotaurs are excepted without anyone batting an eye, this specific creature will we ostracized
lol no.
