You can be with Pinkie Pie but the downside is you have to be poor and work a minimum wage job for a year.
>>27802458
But OP, I already am poor and work a minimum wage job...
>>27802458
So the only thing that's changed is that now I get to hang with Pinkie Pie? Alright
>>27802458
Poor and minimum wage? That's a promotion to me!
>>27802458
Will there be sexxings?
>>27802458
I don't think earning more money than now is really a downside.
>>27802458
Sure, whatever. It's not a big deal
>>27802458
hmmm...
on one hand I get to be with best pony but have to put up with a job and quite possibly the public
on the other hand I can remain a neet, not have to deal with the public and look at pictures of pinkie all day
what to do?
>>27802458
I've already paid those dues and then some. Gimme my Ponk.
>>27802458
I'm already poor with a shitty job.
Does it HAVE to be the annoying frankku horse?
>>27802458
i want to put my mouth against pinkie pie's anus and lick the remains of her last meal out of her small intestine.
dude i'm already with pinkie pie and i live on autism bucks. we're very happy and are expecting our second satyr soon.
>>27802458
So, you're saying I get to hang out with Pinkie AND I get a paying job?
Where's the downside?
>>27802458
Hah! I'm bumping this thread just because I knew it would piss you off. Suck it, faggots!
>>27802458
>for a year
I worked one for 4 years. I'm fucking fine with that.
I want to take Pinkie Pie home with me and do kinky things with peanut butter.
>>27802458
Nigger, that isn't even hard. Try harder.
>>27802458
I was already poor and made minimum wage, for 4 years, do I win?
>>27802458
I thought that prompts like these came with an upside.
>>27802458
That's fine, ill just stay in California for another year
>>27805579
California.
That whole state is designed to lure you in and fuck you over.
>>27805587
You could thank Gerry Brown and Mark Leno for that. At least The Terminator didn't just fuck my state up senpai