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>As Celestia is my witness >substituting God with Celestia
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>As Celestia is my witness

>substituting God with Celestia in "As God is my witness"

Are ponies religious? Do they regard Celestia as God?
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>>27801317
They're like an ancient egyptian society. Celestia is like a pharaon, who is a ruler and a god at the same time
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>>27801317
They know Celestia is constantly monitoring everything her subjects do, so it's actually a fact not a belief.
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>>27801317
Well she is a God, think Greek or Roman mythology that has many gods and unlike today's religions the gods are flawed and far from invincible or all knowing.
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>>27801334
Equestria: 1984 when
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>>27801484
Goddammit. Don't do this to me. I like 1984 too much.
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>>27801520

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5xTg4RsbYA
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>>27801317

Writers constrained by their own upbringing and experience. Don't read too much into it.
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you fucking heretics
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>>27801317

>And Celestia said, Let there be light: and there was light. And Celestia saw the light, that it was good: and Celestia divided the light from the darkness.
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What's with all the religious threads over the last three days?
I don't have a problem with religion, but posting it here is basically a massive triggering device for the autists who haven't learned to pass it up yet.
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Jesus Christ the only one true living God
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>>27801544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVaUwA1mMhA

song name?
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>>27801317
>Saying 'Thanks Obama' in a situation that he had nothing to do with means that person sees him as a God.
>Shouting 'For the Queen!' means people see her as a God.
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>>27801583

I think it's because the SJW overseer/janitor guy keeps deleting Christian Shimmer stuff, someone is angry with this
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>>27801607

God damn it you know I can't resist, don't you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2fSxOeij4
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>>27801586
>living
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>>27801317
No, the "celestia as my witness" just refers to the fact that Celestia's secret police monitor fucking everything.
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It was all part of her plan.
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It's an expression.
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>>27801317

>So, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going out onto the sidewalk, I'm dropping to my knees, and pledging my eternal soul to the thing that literally controls the fucking weather.

I probably would.
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>>27803912
Maybe that's why an actual god (if it exists) doesn't show itself. If it's something tangible/physical that you can see then you will always live in fear of it as it's very "real", and the whole free will thing goes out the door only trying to appease it in not killing you.
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>>27801317
>Are ponies religious?
Yes
>Do they regard Celestia as God?
No, they're referring to the sun. The Princess is coincidentally named after it but is no god/goddess. She keeps their planet spinning on it's axis, thus bringing day and night. (Luna aids in this task).

Princess Celestia is a high priest of a sort and the 'Summer Set Celebration' is a religious tradition where she raises the sun so that ponies can worship it.
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If dubs, atheism is the one true religion
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>>27805960
if this dubs, no
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>>27801619
The Christian Shimmer stuff is crap anyway.
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>>27805960
>>27806671
So....we can't conclude jackshit, then?
AGNOSTICISM STRIKES AGAIN!
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>>27801325
Good way to put it
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>>27801317
Written by americans, who like to put god everywhere in their speech even when not religious.
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