612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #30 (Twilight and Cadance) is storytimed here!
>>27764011
The mention of summer implies a few things, but the reality can oscillate quite a bit, even in Equestria alone. Even with pegasi working in tandem with nature and magic to shape the seasons, location is still going to factor into it. The Crystal Empire's up in chillier land kept clear by the Crystal Heart, so it's an outlier on its own, but from the sounds of it, there's other pony towns in cooler climes that are more subject to the surrounding environment. And then, of course, the other end has places like Appleloosa that probably don't see a whole lot of snow in the winter - at least, not outside the orchards. By and large, though, things should be noticeably warmer due to the time of year.
>>27791267
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Aug. 6th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction:Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies:The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27796853
>Aug. 6th
Nope, it's July 30th now.
>>27796815
>>27796853
>>27796875
WHAT
EXPLAIN THIS NOI
>>27796889
I want to breed the Apples to have lots and lots of more little Apples.
>>27796875I had actually changed that for moving but then my browser locked up and I forgot again
>>27796906
Check Zap2it
>spike
>>27796909
Please do not attempt to cross breed your apples by chopping off parts.
Filly called you senior
>>27796933
Filly don't like spike
a whole fucking month of no new pone.
>>27797028
Not a whole month! Only like 27 days.
>>27797028
Just proceed calmly to your hiatus shelter and wait it out as usual
and don't forget the snacks!
THOSE ARE IMPORTANT
>>27797059
>don't forget the snacks
Ok, one Celestia to go please.
Filly just beat your ass up how does that make you feel?
>>27797073
I feel like I'm going to cry
I already submitted to filly's will, why's she gotta be so mean
>>27797071
Do not consume the horses anonymous
bad anonymous
>>27797079
Childrens are mean
>>27796909
>>27797073
That's not a very difficult feat to achieve, filly.
>>27797080
Fine fine. Make that a Chrysalis to go then.
The shit-sluts have arrived!
>>27797105
I love sluts!
Especially giant ones!
>>27797105
Quick, kill them while they're both in the same place together.
>>27797105
I would like to befriend those two
>>27797133
Friends who are girls are the best.
the worst part of the pony is ________
Muslim
Fluttershy
>>27797088
raise them to be good parents
Filly actually has a crush on you
>>27797157
human
>>27797154
Sunset would probably be a really good friend too.
Twilight is easily good friend material considering she's the princess of friendship.
>>27797171
as long as filly doesn't squish me
Filly is doing THAT face again.
Filly bucks you in the butt and proposes to introduce tarrifs at an equal rate to competitors' currency devaluation so that filly treats are manufactured locally and at competitive prices
you have a sad filly in your lap
your mission is to cheer her upnonsexually
https://picarto.tv/Kl0ndikebar
Some dork is streaming doge
Filly is beautiful why can't you guys fucking see that?
Filly is scrunching at you.
>>27797267
hey, several of these aren't ponies at all
what the hell
>>27797267
that is a nice assortment of pones
>>27797267
6 is such a hoe
>>27797267
4th pone and 26th pone please
>>27797242
das some big nutz
https://e621.net/post/show/933650/2016-3mangos-anthro-anthrofied-blue_eyes-blush-bre
>>27797277
anon we are going to have to step outside
>>27797292
>3mangos
>anthro
>anthrofied
thank god that e621 always tells you the worst things first
>>27797301
Filly is voting for Trump.
>>27797243
Fillies can't be beautiful. They can be cute at most.
>>27797308
>twilight's mom
>bad
lel
>>27797317
PinkMILFs
>>27797292
But where's her cock?
Her big beautiful floppy mare cock+balls?
>>27797334
Pink Emperor
>>27796849
Stop.
>>27797334
where do she and her husband go so often that leave sweetie belle at home with rarity
>>27797346
Pink ponuts
>>27797329
I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN SETTLE THIS SCORE
>>27797349
If they're like my rich aunt and uncle, they're on a cruise ship 3 weeks a month.
>>27797352
>speed hump
It is not now, nor will it ever be 'time'.
You are disbarred from declaring that it is ever aforementioned 'time', and will cease all references of said 'time'.
>>27797349
I like to imagine they go on vacations a lot.
>>27797346Best princess
>>27797292
would
>>27797352
HONOR SHALL BE SATISFIED
var time = Date.now();
>The Ponies develop a new type of vehicle.
>Twilight says moves fast, and handles great, but they should work on the vibrations.
>Pinkie and Rainbow say they worked on the vibrations, and they think they got itjust right.
It is against the law to fraternize with the ponies!
>>27797460
I'll do more than that.
Princess sisters episode when?
>>27797470
>tfw you will never impregnate your waifu
>tfw you will never be there to hold her hoof as she gives birth
>tfw you will never raise your children together
Filly broke her leg you have to put her down I'm sorry
>>27797480
Not with that attitude.
Filly is counting your calories.
One at a time.
She has very good eyesight.
>>27797500
You can have whatever attitude you want, it won't make them real.
>>27797539
Not with that attitude.
>>27797502
Nice joke anon.
Did grandma send it to you on facebook?
>>27797561
I should start a facebook account under the name filly and make random, semi lewd comments on peoples' pages.
>>27797347
>>27797241
>Klondork
>talking
I've never heard him speak on the mic before holy shit
Oh man, she's beautiful.
>>27797659
Does she have permission from her brothers to post on this website?
I want to take my waifu shooting
BREAKING: Tragic hunting accident claims life of Princess Twilight
>>27797729
Reminder that you cannot cuddle the fillies.
>>27797729
I want to shoot my waifu.
>>27797743
would you take your children shooting?
>>27797761
why would you do that
>>27797761
with what?
>>27797754
Then I will cuddle a colt.
>>27797773stuff
>>27797779
But they don't exist either.
>>27797770
That's a weird looking arm.
>>27797770
Yes, I would. It's important to teach them how to do it correctly and safely.
It's very important to teach fillies how to filly correctly and safely.
>>27797795
Good
how long do you think you could last in princess celestia's incredibly hot, dripping wet, winking vagina, as she milks and strokes your length with her powerful, muscular vaginal walls, making you moan out loud involuntarily, so that you don't even need to thrust
>>27797830
24 seconds.
If Sunset Shimmer was a warden she'd be Sunset Slammer.
I don't know why I thought of that but I wanted to share it.
>>27797830
one Planck time
>>27797770
Of course I would. I learned to shoot at six, so will my children.
>>27797830
you made it sound like unbirth
https://www.amazon.com/Little-Friendship-Absolute-Discord-Booster/dp/B00XOLAXZY
Huh. Didn't know this exists.
>>27797875
Yeah it's a great game. Has a small community that's struggling a bit but it's super fun. I meet up with my group every Monday night to play. Most conventions have tournaments and the Continentals are at GenCon next month.
>>27797885
I want to learn
>>27797885
I was searching for the Guardians of Harmony Discord, found this.
Too bad I won't be able to play this, don't know anyone who would be interested here.
>>27797891
Well I don't have any good links that can teach you. The game's just a little too complicated to be able to teach without being with someone. The best you'll probably get is from the wiki: http://mlpccg.wikia.com/wiki/How_To_Play
Also, if you check out r/mlpccg there's lots of stuff there. That, and the IRC channel, are basically the hubs for the game.
>>27797875
I wish they had made it a co-op game like the lord of the rings LCG instead of a head to head competitive game.
It would have been more thematically appropriate.
>>27797939
...Stop making this much sense!
>>27797958
You can stop replying to yourself now, Anon.
I would like 3 fillies and a side of fries please.
>>27797848
I figure I could probably last a few days to a week the first time
then with a bit of practice maybe a month at a time
>>27797990
Here's your three fillies sir, a Nyx, Snowdrop and Anonfilly.
filly says she's actually 18 years old
How do I make money off of our degeneracy?
>>27797979
dude what
>>27797999
>>27798002
Like this, probably: http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-G4-FIM-Comic-Con-SDCC-Exclusive-Discord-and-Fluttershy-2-Pack-/272294713724
I'm really considering buying it...
>>27797990
How many weeks until next episode?
>>27798018
Damn I thought the gold rush for pony merch was over
>>27797990
That'll be $29.99 plus tip sir
>>27798029
Four.
>>27798032
Not if the merch in question is really good.
>>27798033
>free refills
WHERE IS THIS THEATRE
But can I refill the fillies?
>>27798048
Not without going to pony jail
>>27798059
Not that kind of refill.
>>27798064
I'm going to fill THAT filly.
>>27798059
If pony jail is anything like I imagine Equestria, it would be like summer camp
>>27798075
>If pony jail is anything like I imagine
Do tell.
>>27798075
It's just Tirek and you
I got gang cuddled in pony jail.
>>27798083
And the dog.
>>27798075
I want to WPSHH snooty musichorse
>>27798092
I once snitched on a pony inmate and they refused to talk to me for the whole day.
Fillies actually find humans adorable because of their small eyes and humanoid contexture.
I want to fondle this pony's teats.
>>27798187
>Applepaj
I want to massage this human's chest.
>>27798187
They're probably rubbed raw from the suit
>>27798082
>Be Anon
>Day 69 in pony Gulag
>the guard ponies have become increasingly confident in their abuse since the warden went on vacation
>Every day I have to sit through hours of screams from old mares to young colts, begging to stop the torture they've been forced to endure
>It's close to sunset. About the time the guards should be coming to your cell soon
>you hear what sounds like 3 sets of hoofsteps and a click of your cell lock
>you tuck your head into your knees and close your eyes
>you know what's coming
>You heard the burly guard pick up his usual box filled with the little terrors inside
>You've learned the guard gave it a nickname...
>The smotherer
>As you try to escape this world into your own little safe haven in your mind, you're sharply snapped back to reality as the sound of the heavy box is set gently beside you
>you hate when he does that. He knows the longer he takes, the more prolonged your "treatment" is
*click*
>you want to go home
*click*
>Just fucking do it already
>the final latch is thrust open and you're finally faced with the inevitable
>You can only watch in horror as you count about six of those awful things surround you and take their normal spot one by one, encroaching and uttering this awful noise you can faintly hear
>they're getting really good at this
>the guard sprints out of the room and quickly locks the cell again, but not before leaving the food latch open to he can watch this sickly treatment like some disturbing fetish movie
>they look up at you in unison, and begin
>all at once, they're upon you, nudging and purring and demanding attention
>all you wanted to do was finish your Daring Doo novel in peace
>you fucking hate cats
What's the point of being a Wonderbolt, anyways?
>>27798208
The "circus" part of "bread and circuses".
>>27798208
you get to do cool tricks in public
>>27798187
I want to pinch and tweak her nipples.
>>27798208
team orgies every tuesdays and thursdays
>>27798205
the horror
the horror
>>27798208
You get ponies like Rainbow Dash to worship you.
>>27798208
being able to show off in top horsey fashion
What's the point of being a filly?
>>27798267
You get to be a cum Dumpster without worrying about getting horsepreggers.
>>27798208
You'd get all the slutty pegasususes
>>27798254
I want to abuse filly Rainbow Dash's trust in the Wonderbolts to get her to do uncomfortable and erotic things for me
>>27798267
sometimes the waitlist for colt transformation is too long
>>27798267
Being the little girl but as a pony.
>>27798276
Please explain these in as much detail as possible.
>>27798205
Will Anon rehabilitate?
>>27798276
You're not alone there, mate.
>>27798295
>draw some 50 page comic
>nobody gives a fuck
>draw "shocking" shit to get popular
>nobody gives a fuck
did he killed himself?
>>27798072
boop
>>27798315
the fuck did you say to me
>>27798295
Someone needs to draw the fucking most important panel.
Nobby where the fuck are you faggot?
>>27798315
>>27798325
How come colorful mares don't do this to me? What's that colt got that I don't got?
>>27798309
I don't know who he is, but he has a $10/drawing on Patreon currently.
>>27798330
Step one, you must become an adorable stallion pony
Only after this may you proceed to step 2
>>27798323
I haven't seen a 'dude what' in a long time.
>>27798332
>$10
lel
>>27798313
Yeah I've got this 8 course dinner and no one to eat with. You in Starry?
>>27798344
There's literally one right here in this thread you dingus
>>27798341
Stallions a shit. I want to become the adorable mare.
>>27798325
Does this mean she's marked that stallion as her own?
But Wind rider is pretty sexy
have you rinsed your pone today?
>>27798362
Your opinion disqualifies you from ever getting to the later steps
>>27798368
Yes, at least for the time being
>>27798378
those mares have big dumb goofy grins
>>27798355
>Starry
man she has so many nicknames
What draw: filly edition!
>>27798383
it happens sometimes
especially when talking about stallions
>>27798388
TOOTSIE FLUTE FINDING LOVE
>>27798388
Apple filly.
>>27798388
Your favourite filly in a cute dress.
>>27798370
F I L T H Y
I
L
T
H
Y
>>27798388
"Terrible Filly Rape Scene"
>>27798388
draw this pls>>27798403
>>27798406
hmmmmm?
>>27798388
draw this pls>>27798407
>>27798388
celestifilly making laws
>>27798370
Is that piss?
>>27798416
SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywskNum815g
>>27798370
>>27798424
H-how did MLPG know I have a watersports fetish?
>>27798402
Who the fuck is tootsie flute?
>>27798435
The unicorn.
>>27798435
ancient name for this filly
Pony wants you to hit the hay.
>>27798422
>"Mom, you can't pass this law, it's not reasonable to apply a cakes & pie tax."
>'I can SO, and I just did! So nyah~, hey, stop!'
>"No, I'm erasing it."
>'I TRIPLE STAMPED IT, NO ERASIES!'
I wish Luna was my mom
>>27798388
N O I
doing radical filly tricks
>>27798486
Who?
>>27798422
>>27798518
I will protest this law to my death
>>27798518
I think it's time for a revolution.
>>27798525
I think it's time you sucked my dick!
>>27798529
anon that is lewd
>>27798533
I want to relax that stallion
>>27798453
How hard?
>>27798518
CELESTIA WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>27798573
Because she can't get any work done if Anon's booping her all day, every day.
>>27798549
of course you would anon
>>27796831
>heat
unf
>>27798549
yes
relax his asshole
>>27798402
>>27798403
>>27798404
>>27798410
>>27798443
By the power of supreme laziness, I give you a combo pic
>>27798676
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>27798676
I can get behind this laziness.
Please don't ship fillies from different generations.
>>27798676
You should draw the laziest filly.
Rainbow Dash.
>>27798733
Why not?
>>27798733
I'm going to ship Crystal Diamond Tiara with regular Diamond Tiara
>>27798733
I'm going to ship >>27798676 and you can't stop me
>>27798755
>crystal ponies, including fillies, were asleep for a thousand years
>legal filly
>>27798771
they're only legal when they're in cheerful crystal mode
if they get sad you're going to crystal prison
>>27798734
>>27798799
Thank you.
>>27798799
I just want to boop that belly
>>27798814
Too bad booping was outlawed.
>>27798790
>crystal filly purposely abuses this to get what she wants from Anon
Ponies are like sex.
If you're going to use a bridle you better know what you're doing.
>>27798799
that filly is too happy
>>27798861
Well she's busy being lazy, so it makes sense.
Rarity girlfriend experience
Train Stallion homo orgy experience
Applejack apple experience
Fluttershy shy experience
sometimes I wish the ponies had been designed to always wear clothes so that being naked meant something
seed catalogs
floral competition times
panic rooms
cheap panic rooms
how to build your own panic rooms
bunnies behind bars
badbunny
pretty dresses
>>27798941
ponies in clothing >>> naked ponies
>>27798954
Do ponies have reverse strip clubs?
I want to make Twilight sparkle.
>>27798995
Something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivgqkE8Mp0Oh yeah they do
I want to make Macintosh big
>>27798954
they may be cute with clothes on but I need a good bare butt to get my rocks off, and the more indecent the better
