>"Anon."
>"Celestia's heart is failing her."
>"And we don't have enough time to wait for a new heart for a transplant."
>"So we need your help."
>"Anon..."
>"Will you donate your penis so that Celestia will live?"
>>27794297
I already gave her my penis, that's why her heart is failing.
>>27794306
cheeky cunt
>>27794297
No, maybe she will die and be replaced by an actually competent ruler.
>>27794297
nice doc and mharty reference
Only if you make me a mare with fully functioning ovaries in the process. I want to know what it's like to go into heat and get rutted by every stallion I pass that catches a whiff of my pheromones.
>>27794297
why dont you just give up your clitoris
>>27794306
>>27794318
Relevant
>>27794297
Nope, sorry.
>>27794702
Will you have a foaldesperately hoping it's a colt with a big cock to plow mommy's winking marevag with as soon as he can achieve erection?
>>27795394
This makes me want to cream at the thought. Any writefags here, or should I try my amateur hand at this Oedipus Syndrome hotness?
>>27794297
r&m
>>27795412
Bonus points if he's too young to understand what's going on.
>Come on, Anon Junior...it's time to help Mommy again.
But Mommy! All the other colts in my class are out playing hoof-ball!
None of them have to stay home and stick their wieners inside THEIR mommies!
>No complaining, young colt, or you can go straight to the time-out corner when we're done. This won't take long. Jump up here and pound Mommy's hot, slippery vag with that skinny little meat rod of yours.
But isn't this something Daddies are supposed to do?
>Anon Jr., if I knew who your Daddy was I wouldn't even need you to help me.
*sniff* You don't even know who my Daddy is?
>I was really drunk, sweetie, it might be any stallion in Ponyville, who knows...
Ewww! Mommy, it feels so wet! Don't clench down on it, that feels weird!
>Hush, Anon Junior...you know the rule; no talking while you're fucking Mommy, unless you want your bottom spanked?
No Mommy.
>Good boy. Now get in there deep and I'll make your favorite for dinner tonight. Hayburgers and carrot jello for dessert. I'm gonna need you to plow my butthole too while you're at it.
>>27794297Too late...
>>27795525
toplel.
It's me, this faglord >>27795412
I'll be tripfagging to keep track of my posts. Any major turn-odds you want me to avoid before I get started?
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>>27794297
Are you kidding me? She's over a thousand years old, she brought peace and stability to the whole land for her entire millennia-long life. Hell, she's probably the reason Equestria's not only still standing, but a darn near utopia.
All you need is my boy bits? I was prepared to give her my ACTUAL FUCKING HEART -- you can take it.
>>27795607
Fuck this new phong and its auto correct, turn-offs.
>>27794297
>roleplaying
Delete this.
>>27795630
Fuck your shit you shit-stained cumrag.
I'll just get started with what I promised for you fellow fagets. Here we go.
>Be Anonmare
>Wake up to the sound of crying piercing your ears with the wrath of Nightmare Moon
>And just when you were having a nice dream, too...
>You reluctantly climb out of your lair of soft comfiness and sweet dreams to tend to the little poo demon in the room right next to yours
>Opening the door to their room with your magic (unicorn blessings, you suppose) only makes its little shrill cries ring louder in your pulsating mind
>This probably was not healthy for your sleep schedule
>At least you still have some time left of your leave before you had to go back to work
>Yay
>Tending to the infant fall's needs, you reminisce on what you remember from your drunken stupor the night you conceived it
>It's how all good stories go
>What you do know is that you were in the worst stretch of your heat and you were drunk in a bar
>Good decisions are so easy to make
>Some sly stallion, who you have little idea of what he even looked like or what his cutie mark was, was hanging around
>Rowdy goat was probably looking for something to bone
>He certainly knew where to go for a nice, hard fucking
>You were probably far too busy destroying your liver to notice the stallion saunter over to you
>You don't remember the exact words he used, but damn did he have a silver tongue
>It would be much better between your hung legs, buried under two round mountains of supple pony ass
>You hastily agreed to his proposal, your lust-addled mind no match to his masculine charms and the thought of molten cream filling your womb
>Even as you tend to your little foal it sends sholivers of thrilled arousal down your spine
>Where you went from the bar is a little hazy
>You were drunk, okay?
>Stop judging yourself so harshly
>You also kinda didn't care where you were, you were gonna ride his cock like an ATV.
>He wasn't some two-pump chump, or a little guy, fortunately for your insatiable desires
>"Anon, I'm smart!"
>>27794702
>that pic
dickisdiamonds.png
>>27796274
>He took too first, giving you little time to prepare your was as he ground his flared head against your ever-dripping, burning sex
>Once his stallion cock stood proudly at full mast like a flagpole for those oversized flags, he didn't bother anymore with foreplay
>He shoved that heaping dose of cock straight into your marehood, forcing it to make much more room for him as you cries cried out in pain and perverse pleasure
>Soon, you think it stopped hurting as he assaulted your mate vag with little mercy
>You just laid there dimly and took all that he gave until you felt him release a veritable waterfall of semen deep into your lower stomach
>As you felt that warmth flood you, you couldn't help but be fulfilled
>A dopey smile crossed your face as he began to pull out
>Wait what
>He'll no, he was not leaving you now
>Not until you say so
>With agility only a mate in heat could achieve, you pounced on this unknown stallion
>You successfully pin him to the ground
>He seems to have a look of fear on his face
>His fat sausage says otherwise
>It's hard as diamonds again
>You were going to shatter his fucking pelvis
>And he was going to love it
>And so the sexing continued into the night
>One thing obviously led to another, and here you are with your little Anon, Jr.
>Fortunately, it was a bit once it popped out of you
>Why the word fortunately, you ask yourself?
>You had such lewd, perverse thoughts
>Of what Mama Anon could do with Little Anon colt
>You've even bundled together a journal of lewd, impure thoughts you were going to do once he got older
>Your magic and motherly ways would make the indoctrination into Oedipus-like behavior much easier
>He was going to fucking love his Mommy
>You were also kind of hoping he inherited his father's...gifts
>Once he was older, you were for sure going to test when he could get get an erection while he was asleep
>Looks like he stopped crying now
>You sure spent a long time thinking about the past
>>27796711
>You feel so happy he's stopped that crying
>Both out of your pure motherly love for Anon, Jr. and your love for sleep
>You think it would be best if you let him sleep with youso You could easily cuddle and feed the adorable shit
>Who said motherly love was dead?
>Gently levitating the foal and placing him on your back, you carry him to your bedroom
>He yawns adorably as you open the door to your room
>Your heart
>He just blew it up
>You love it when he does that
>After his adorable action, you plop him softly onto the opposite side of how you slept
>He began to wriggle about as he began to felt separated from the warm, tender affections of his mother
>You quickly join him and press him close to your chest with your forelegs
>He snuggles with your soft chest fur
>Both of you sleep comfortably for the rest of the night
>>27796292
No Twilight, you're just fat.
>>27796863
>Magic into the future for the sake of the story
>Little Anon was growing up to be such a sweet colt
>He was so well behaved and never liked to be separated from you for long
>It was hard to get him to go to school for the first time
>Poor thing couldn't fathom being away from his Mommy
>You wish he didn't have to go
>But he had to
>Which also sucked because there was less time measuring him up for your inevitable conquest of his masculine virginity
>You oh wanted the incestuous horse cock
>But you though it would be best for when your heat cycle reared its ugly head again
>It would be perfect
>Your plan must be rehearsed soon!
>You should check your calendar soon...
>Don't want anything to mess up your plan
>You hear the front door click open
>At breakneck speed, you pivot your head to the front entrance to your humble abode
>Anon, Jr. was home?
>Someone led him back?
>Wait, you remember reaching him the way home before sending him off to school
>It was in case he couldn't be picked up
>You were preparing him something special after all
>The little colt rushed you, wrapping his legs around one of your much larger forelegs
>He was giving the bestest little hug he could
>"I missed you, Mommy!"
>This little shit was gonna give you a heart attack with his adorable he was
>You hugged him back with your spare forelegs, reminding him that Mommy missed him, too
>It made you feel a pang of guilt in your heart that you would be taking something so sweet's innocence
>But that's what made it arousing as fuck
>You ask him the usual Mommy questions
>How was his day
>Did he make any new friends
>Etcetera, etcetera
>The thing he said that caught your heart in your throat the most was how his day would have been so much greater if you were there
>It brought tears to your eyes
>Just because you have impure thoughts of your child doesn't mean you can't love his sweetness
>You tell him you were making him a surprise
>His eyes widen with jubilant curiosity
>>27794297
Everything is horrible.
The whole world is doomed.
We're all gonna die.
Role-playing is against the rules.
>>27797122
Refer to this post you flaming beta rulefag >>27795648
>>27797129
Get bent, namefag.
Geez, Twilight... This seems an awful lot like that one episode of that show I watch...
>>27797104
>You directed your son to the rest of fresh-baked sweet's
>They were his favorites
>You saw the ecstatic sparkle in his eyes
>You levitate one of the sweet's to within hoof's reach
>He quickly grasps it, tearing it away from your magical grip
>You swear he downed the great while, even if it may have been a little too wide for his small colt mouth
>You didn't mind, so long as he didn't hurt himself
>You were certainly getting quite soft from how cute this little guy was
>You could just eat him up all day what with how sweet he was
>You go and fetch him a glass of milk while he's busy with sweets
>About fifteen minutes later, he's starting to feel real sleepy
>Mommy's treats and milk really tuckered out the little guy
>He's usually so energetic
>Looks like you had to carry him back to his room
>He gave a cute little belch as you took hold of him with your magic
>He was already dead asleep, snoozing softly
>Once back to his room, you laid him down gently to make sure he didn't wake up
>He was fortunately still too far asleep to be gently woken up
>Good
>Your master plan could continue
>You look down to between his legs, where his sheathe lies
>You would guess it would be of average or slightly larger than average for a colt of his age
>You didn't pay that much attention in biology, okay?
>Feeling your sinful thoughts plaguing your mind, you gingerly move a hoof towards his little boy privates
>Your face flushes a deep crimson as you hear a sharp breath being drawn from Little Anon
>You halt your lewd advances
>He goes back to calm sleep
>With an additional layer of care, you begin to gingerly work once more on his sheathe
>He seems to be getting aroused by your actions, if the rising underage horsecock was any indication
>His breathing does seem to be getting more baited and short, you must make this quick before your little sweetie wakes up
>You decide to use your tongue to get a taste
>Lust erupts in your mind like a hemorrhage of desire busting free
>>27797139
Go back to Ponychan or Derpibooru if you want to suck mod cock.
>>27797369
>A dollop of precum rises from the small opening atop the flat head of his shaft
>Your tongue glides across the flare of your son's cock, completely absorbing it
>It was so sweet, it almost put your treats to shame
>You let out a soft moan, which may have been a mistake
>It sent many thousands of arousing vibrations down his shaft
>His shifting meant he was most certainly going to wake up soon
>You rush out from his room as quickly as you can
>You are able to exit the room without him noticing you
>Fucking close
>You almost scared him with grown-up issues
>He would be up any moment, and you should do something about your mareish issues
>Damn your horniness and fetishism
>Shit would be easier if you didn't consider incest uterus-shattering on your list of fetishes
>But here you were
>Horny mother trying to get that underage dick sick in your ass
>That made you want to cream even harder now that you thought about it
>Looks like another day of undated desires...
>You wake up much later after giving yourself a rough hoof-fucking
>You feel a somewhat familiar burning between your hind legs
>Oh hot fuck
>You forgot to check your calendar
>You struggle to walk over to the handy calendar in your room
>Just as you were fearing, you were around that time of year again
>Heat
>You needed a dicking
>Now
>You decide your plan cannot wait any longer
>Creeping out of your room, you make your way to your son's room
>From the sound of it, he must be playing with his toys
>You gently turn the doorknob an push it open the door
>Anon, Jr. was busy being an adorable little shit again, playing with his dolls, action figures, whatever
>The point was he was adorable
>And you were no doubt letting your presence be known with your heat pheromones
>He sniffs the air, knowing something smelled funny
>He soon faced you, eyes sealed shut as he sniffed the air
>After a second more, he opens his eyes
>He is most certainly surprised to see Mommy
>"H-huh? Mommy, what's that smell...?"
>>27798015
>Shitshitshit zigger
>"It...smells good...really good..."
>What
>the fuck
>He likes the aroma of your heat
>Wow, this might be easier than you thought
>A smile comes to your face as you ask your little sweetie what he's doing
>"Playing!"
>You ask him how he likes his dolls
>His snootle scrunched
>"They're action figures!"
>You loved watching him get worked up and sperg out about that slip
>It was adorable, and you love messing with the little guy
>You ask him if he wants to know what that nice smell was
>He nods his head slowly, not having much knowledge of what was going on
>This was turning you on even more
>You turn a half-circle around, showing off your well-cushioned flanks off
>Your tail twitches very slightly to either side, still not exactly showing off your prize made bits
>He was starting to state, his nose confirming this is where the good smells are coming from
>"Mommy...?"
>So adorably confused
>You lower your hunches down to his level, having to lie your front down
>Your tail instinctively raises, showing off the source of your mareish scent
>He seems drawn to it, though there is a flush very slowly rising on his face
>You tell him nothing is wrong, and that he should come closer
>Obediently, he comes closer
>You ask if he wants to tase something good, like your sweet's
>He nods, having fallen in love with your cooking
>You tell him to put his mouth where your marebits are, though you word it just right so he thinks it's like a game or whatever
>He does as you ask, latching his muzzle to your burning, dripping sex
>You hold back your moanimoaning by biting you lol, letting him explore you clumsily
>He wasn't like your father now, but he was doing...
>Alright would be the word, but your heat made it much better
>So it was good
>You eventually cannot stifle your moans of thrilled arousal, and so you let one escape your lips
>Disappointingly, this causes him to yank his head back
>"D-did I do something wrong? Did I hurt you, Mommy?"
>>27798373
>You assure Anon, Jr. that he is doing nothing wrong
>Those moans are meaning he is doing great
>You can tell this boosts his confidence as he continues to please you
>Eventually, you tier of the foreplay, and ask Anon, Jr. to pull his muzzle pack
>He whined, but reluctantly pulled away from you
>You looked back to see his muzzle drenched in your delectable juices
>And his little Anon, Jr. was standing at attention
>Just for you
>You tell him to come up, and put his legs on your hips
>He shakily complies, propping himself awkwardly on you
>You can feel his shaft graze your horse pussy
>Again, you moan as it sends shivers of arousal down your spine
>Anon, Jr. barely holds his composure
>"What do I do now...?"
>Thinking for a moment, you couldn't support another foal
>You get an idea
>You have another hole
>It won't get you pregnant again
>This seems like the smartest decision
>You tell Anon, Jr. to move his 'thing', as he would call it, to the entrance in question
>He did not know about any sex, especially anal, so he was reasonably confused
>You told him Mommy really wants him to stick it in there
>To get him even more motivated, you tell him you'lyou'll be making his favorites for dinner if he does
>This gets his attention, and he attempts sloppily to insert his colt horse cock
>Even though he is smaller than a stallion, it still hurt a bit for him to go in dry
>Why do you always not think about things a bit more beforehand?
>He soon slipped all the way in, hilting into you snugly
>"Mommy...this feels weird..."
>You were lost in incredible pleasure
>You ordered him to start doing that motion over again
>He complies, something between a moan and a squeak escapes his lips
>"I-it...it's Feeling good now...Mommy..."
>You told him to keep doing that
>He set the obviously inexperienced pace, but was managing to keep it steady, so there's a plus
>All too soon, he starts to Voice a concern
>"Mommy...I feel...I-I need to..."
>>27798747
>Poor thing didn't know the words to say to you
>It's alright
>You tell him to let it go
>Through some off instinct, Anon, Jr. knows what to do
>He gives a few more pumps it you before releasing his load into your violated anus
>Thick gobs (for a colt at least) of seven once again full you with a sense of warmth
>It didn't take long for this torrent of seed to stop flowing, however
>Soon your little colt was hugging your motherly hips
>You should get to making those hamburgers in a minute...
>>27798805
And here's the end of the ride.
>>27798810
It was good~
>>27795615
this
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>>27798829
Thank you! I love making you Anons happy, so swing that you liked it gives me a smile.Also, do you know this guy >>27660728?
>>27798874
I have no idea who that is, I'm afraid.Also, pastebin?
>>27799080
I did this on the fly, but it will be going to my paste here: http://pastebin.com/u/Ikh_Mongol_Writefag
>>27794331
Apparently we're the only one's not falling for this.
>>27794297
I want to stick my face up to Celestia's anus and lick the remains of her last meal from out of her rectum
>>27795615
Same here
>>27799158
Alright, green's up on paste in for your viewing pleasure: http://pastebin.com/SCQdZVK3
