I just got up its my birthday so I decided to play this game with you faggots Good Luck to all of you cucks
>>27793609
Conquer Equestria with Dr. Whooves
It could be worse.
>>27793609
>Banished to the moon with angel
my last meal on the moon coming soon
I swear, the 18th is always Scootaloo on these stupid things. I always end up as either some poor shmuck suffering for all eternity or a filly fiddler, depending on how lewd the chart is.
>>27793609
>handcuffed (for life) to
>Gilda
>fuck that shit
It's been nice knowing you guys.
Handcuffed for life to Dash.
Life is good.
>>27793666
You still won't be able to cum inside rainbow dash
>>27793609
Party with Shining
It's not bad.
>>27793672
With those trips I will.
PARTY WITH THE DASH BASH GASH
>>27793609
>married to Doctor Hooves
No, no thank you.
>>27793698
Kek
>>27793609
>Friends with G3 Pony
Why is this even here.
31 is always something weird.
OP here just figured out my birthday thing
>2nd
>July
>Iron Pony Competition with Octavia
Ok I'm half scared half confused
>>27793609
>Create clones with Queen Chrysalis.
This will end poorly.
>>27793609
Married to Chrysalis. Mmm yes.
>>27793609
>married to Spitfire
MY DICK
>>27793720
Happy birthday I guess
>>27793609
Switch lives with Luna. Well at least I can make out with my hot sister and fondle fillies in their nightmares.
Bake cupcakes with Pinkamena.
HOW ABOUT NO.
>>27793910
Oh you unlucky bastard
>>27793609
>Stuck on a island with Fluttershy
Could be worse...
>>27793609
>Become Mortalenemies with RD
this is exactly how our "friendship" would look like desu
sadly no aj i can fall in love with after numeros month of competing and realising we're the best for each other
>what_am_i_even_doing_with_my_life.jpg
where's Sunny???
>>27793609
>Birthday's the 7th of May
Fluttershy is my waifu anyway, so it's all good for me.
>Party with Luna
Why do I always get the mundane options
>>27793609
>Create clones of pinkamina
Well hopefully she'll see me as an ally as I helped to created her army
>>27793893
me too thanks
>>27793609
>become best friends with discord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE
>>27794362
Wait this isn't a roll thing I feel dumb now.
>>27793609
Married to Derpy.
Ebin.
>>27793609
>Switch lives with Rarity
Get rid of whorse and take over her bank accounts and little sister? Best belated birthday gift ever!
>>27793720
Happy birthday, enjoy Chavtavia destroying you in competition.
>"O YAH MATE? YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD THROW? OI, GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT YA PLUNKA!"
>>27793609
>Party with Derpy
This could either end up really awesome or really disastrous.
>>27793609
>January 4th
>Switch lives with Spike.
>No one cares about me.
Nothing has changed.
>>27793609
>married to
>discord
fuck
>>27794593
>>27793609
party with candyass
bout to give the term ''candyflip'' a whole new meaning
Party with Rainbow Dash
Aww yeah
>>27793609
>Conquer Equestria with Soarin'
>become best friends with Lyra
>best friends
>Lyra
I like where this is going ^:)
>>27793609
>Iron Pony competition against Celestia
Fuck
>>27793609
>Bake cupcakes with G3 pony
Once again if I get a choice of whom I want to bake them with than it's all good.
>>27793609
>bake cupcakes
>with Dash
Party with discord, Im fucking down for that
>clones of catburd
JUST
>>27793609
>become best friends with Spitfire
Success.
>best friends with twilight.
Oh boy, I can't wait to be dragged along on some ridiculous adventure because she needs my friendship to overcome whatever bullshit.
>>27793609
roll
>>27793910
>swap lives with Luna
Trade ya. I'd love to be ended by that babe of a horse
>become mortal enemies with applebloom
Fuck
>>27793609
create clones of rainbow dash
>>27796128
>"I'll git my cutie mark in human slaying!"
>>27793609
party with my brother-in-lawfu, Shindig.
>>27793609
>Switch lives with Vinyl
I hope you all know threads like this are just a clever way for them to get your birthday and then they'll get you.
Handcuffed for life with Discord.
...Um no. I'd rather absolutely anyone who isn't immortal and sadistically insane.
>>27796357
I mean normally yes but here we're all Anons so no. I guess the mods can see the IP but who cares.
>>27793609
Banished to the moon with Bon Bon.
Kill me now
>>27793609
Time to part with spitfire !!!
>>27793609
>you will never be banished to the moon with applejack
Why live?
>>27793609
>creating many clones of Apple Bloom
bueno
I am married to scootaloo, fuck.
>>27793609
>Stuck on an island with Scootaloo
Not that I have a problem with Scootaloo, but could I perhaps get a more useful person to survive on a fucking island with?
>>27796802
I have a problem with Scootaloo. There's only one of her to rape and molest.
>>27793609
>Iron Pony competition against Celestia
Great, an endurance race against a literal god.
>>27796879
I, for one, believe you can do it.
>>27793609
>Married to celestia
>Mfw
>>27793609
It's not true! I wanna 28!05/31
>>27793609
>Become Best Friends With
>Spike
>spike....
>spike..........
>spike......................
>Compete against Discord
Im fucked
>>27793609
married to applejack
but my waifu is just two days away
>>27793609
>Banished to the moon with Shining Armor.
At least i'm not handcuffed to Gilda.
>>27793609
Married to Rainbow Dash.Just what I wanted
Baking cupcakes with Pinkie,that's normal.
>>27796879
>implying she would not just send twilight to fight you in her place
>>27793609
>Become best friend with Spitfire
Well, it's a step up from her wanting to beat the shit out of me in others. I'll take it.
>>27793609
CONQUER EQUESTRIA WITH NIGHTMARE MOON
>>27799188
We in the same boat.
January seems to be a month of meh for these sorts of things.
Jun the 20... I think I could manage
married to vinyl.... eh the cocaine and meth might not be too bad
>>27793609
Ironman against Applejack. Fuk
Here's a better birthday game
>>27793609
bake cupcakes with rarity.
>>27801671
Fuck, i have to cum inside rainbow dash
>>27797436
give me back my waifu
>>27793609
Handcuffed for life with Applebloom. Um..alright? I mean I'm not sure how the handcuff thing will work for a pony and all, but I can go along with this.
>>27793609
>iron pony competition with G3 pony
Well that's gay
Creates clones of angel
oh no, i mean, he is cute, but poor fluttershy
>>27793609
>Handcuffed (for life) with
>Discord
this could go one of two ways and I'm not sure either of them are good
>>27793609
>Married to Derpy
>>27802932
Hey we can be handcuffed together. Handcuff buddies!
>>27793609
Bake cupcakes with Scoots. Aight.
>>27793609
Create clones of Rarity not Ponka
