Pinks McPoonka.
Penka
Ponka Pee
Panki Pa
Pinko Po
Pinksa Pop
>>27789306
I want to abuse out of her and beat her.
>>27789306
>>27789320
>>27789382
>>27789404
>>27789416
>>27789483
>>27789514
This is why Pinkie faggots are cancer.
>>27789306
Pinkie McPinkface?
>>27789404
This needs to be edited
>>27789518
Us Pinkiefags know we are the best mane 6 fags, hence why we simply ignore your shit and continue to ponk on. That's all, continue shitposting all you want.Have your fun.
>>27789514
I want to split your head open with an axe
>>27789605
Cool
>>27789617
It is pretty fucking cool
>>27789624
I love how you protect a cartoon character so much.
That makes me want to abuse her so much.
>>27789656
And it only makes me want to protect her more
>>27789669
>we would have a hero who's both been elusive and on time.
Just one time.
And then,
We would all contrive new conflict!
>>27789656
>>27789669
It's the circle of life
>>27789710
You're not gonna hurt her ever again
>>27789514
Are we ever gonna have a decent Pinkie thread again without you spreading your sick shit around?
>>27789761
From love to hate there is just one step.
>>27789753
Nigga what
I can't even hurt her ever, she isn't real.
Don't you prefer to hurt imaginary characters than real people?
>>27789806
I don't wanna hurt anyone
>>27789785
We need to turn the hate into love
>>27789813
You haven't been hurt enough then.
>expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate
>>27789578
>the best mane 6 fags
Forgetting about TOPF so soon?
>>27789831
I've been hurt plenty, I rise above it, and don't let it change me
>>27789850
Well not everybody is as strong as you.
When you have been betrayed and hated your whole life, something finally breaks down the line.
>>27789822
What are you saying?
>>27789850
I'm all about defending pone, but I'm no pussyfest. Fuck up someone who deserves it.
>>27789864
Not strong, I just love and tolerate
>>27789877
Like rainbow dash?
>>27789885
Ponychaner pls go.
Anyways, how old are you? probably not very old.
>>27789876
I think we know what this calls for...
>>27789909
>being an adult fan of a children's show is a point of pride
>>27789909
Guess
>>27789518
Kill yourself my man!
>>27789921
Heaven is for the manchildren, anon.
>>27789924
21?
>>27789912
Oh no, no parties or hugboxing please.
>>27789306
>>27789951
>Pinkie thread
>no partying
That's simply not how it works
>>27789959
I want to cuddle with Pinkamena
>>27789960
Hue
I guess this is why the personality type chart says I don't mix with Ponk.
However, my mother is a Ponk. Good in the kitchen, curly springy hair, loved sugarno more because of fucked up shit though, and she sure loves parties, even if she doesn't organize them.
>>27789983
>Pinkie will never be your mother
>>27789831
>guise , like, I'm so dark , I'm cool , give me some attention, fear me dude, I have issues
this is not your shitty blog m8, if you want some attention go to tumblr, btw, you had an easy life, at least you have a house with water, people in my country die of hunger and violence, they are the ones who are hurt, not an emo teenager like you
>>27790019
But at least you have decent internet
>>27790037
Ironically enough, some of the shittiest countries in the world have awesome infrastructure for cell phones and internet. Mostly because it's cheaper to set up than roads and streets, and it makes for a convenient means of communication for African warlords and slavers.
For all you know, this anon could be an African refugee who's on the run from a horde of psychopathic child-soldiers with outdated Kalashnikov assault rifles, and browses websites for ponies as an escape from his grimdark existence.
>>27790037
that's why I don't bitch about how hurt I am, , I just pointed out ,who are the ones hurt, and some of those people I mentioned become criminals, but I've seen a lot of good in poor people too,sometimes the poor are the most generous
>>27790078
geez , not everyone who lives in a shitty country is poor, I am from the middle-upper class, and I'm not african, I live in El Salvador
>>27790078
>About to die
>Last think you ever see
>"I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash"
>>27790019
I am 30 and mexican though.
So you got your ass handed to you, faggot.
Now are you going to damage control? Go on, amuse me.
>>27790105
I didn't figure you were poor. I was just giving some perspective and interesting facts.
oh boy a pinkie thread
>reads thread
oh boy a cancer thread
>>27790160
Kek.
>>27790105
>>27790133
>el salvador
>mexican
many latino ponkbros we have hereI'm mexican too
>>27790154
So you want an image dump? fuck off to derpibooru then.
Y'all some cringy motherfuckers up in here. Special shout out to emo mcedgelord and the hugbox white knights
FINAL MISSION
START
>>27790176
Now where have we heard that before...?
>>27790187
So everyone? cause nobody else has said shit that points to the opposite so far.
>>27790133
a mexican who has internet and has a house with water, like me , tell me , in what way are you hurt , because all I see is an attention whore, and I don't understand how I got my ass handed to me , you just said you were mexican
>>>tumblr
>>27790170
I 'd say hi in spanish but I got banned last time
>>27790187
WE
WUZ
>>27790217
You said I lived in a good country, nice damage control fucktard.
Second, you don't know that I slept in the street for a week, was living in the literal ghetto for 10 years and that I only got out of that misery recently, around 2008.
That being said, I won't bother to keep replying to you. You just want somebody to shitpost along with you, so you can get fucked.
I don't drink, smoke or use drugs, so venting out here my personal problems is all I have.
>>27790244
so you lived in the streets and now you abuse fictional characters? Kek, even if I'm wrong , you are one of the most pathetic guys I've heard, please keep replying amigo
>>27790187
emo mcedgelords and hugbox white knights adequately describe the entire population of ponkfags
fuck emo edgelords tho I'm team hugbox
>>27790324
Maybe that's because we are all fucked up in the head.
I am schizophrenic, do you have something, hugboxer?
>>27790244
>>27790295
>this is what pinkie threads are
ay caramba.
>>27790340
just some mild adhd
>>27790356
I see. Somebody else wants to say something about mental illness? Just so this doesn't end being a fucking dump. You can have that easily in derpibooru any day, anytime.
Was rapidly taking screenshots of the season premiere for a video, and just happened to catch this.
>>27790372
>rape
Not bad.
>>27789306
Panksalankalopigus
>>27789518
You seem upset.
>>27790369
I'm a low-functioning sociopath with type two bipolar disorder. No, I'm not proud of it. It sucks.
>>27790866
One of my ex friends was a sociopath.
He was always trying to manipulate me and see what he could get out of me.Although most people are the same, just not so obvious.
>>27790899
I thought sociopaths were even better at disguising emotion than normal people, or is that just a hollywood myth?
>>27790913
Of course, but I am not stupid.
>>27790899
Yeah, they do tend to do that.
>>27790913
Sociopaths don't have much emotion to begin with. They're fickle, impulsive people, who are almost entirely incapable of caring about anyone or anything but themselves. But they're good at *pretending* to have normal emotions so they can manipulate people.
>>27790940
I am quite close being schizophrenic myself. I barely feel anything, retards here just call me edgylike the fucktard above. I have a low degree, but I still barely feel anything for people. I don't even like my family or relatives much. I just stick with them because well, nobody else to be with.
Oops
>>27790963
You could be schizoid. Or you could just be an introvert who self-diagnoses himself with mental disorders to be a special snowflake. If you were schizophrenic, you wouldn't even be able to put together a 4chan post that makes sense in your own native language, let alone in English.
>>27791016
not even same anon but isn't schizophrenia a spectrum disease?
>>27791027
No it isn't.
>>27791016
Being rich now, I went to three psychiatric hospitals to get a diagnosis from the best psych in the country. He said that yes, my diagnosis is correct. I have a low degree though, easy to control and I used to be able to pass as a normal person easily.
Now that I take the meds, I just feel an average misery, they made the very bad days go away, but there are no more episodes of that high of happiness anymore.
It feels dull and pointless now.
>>27791072
>they made the very bad days go away, but there are no more episodes of that high of happiness anymore
That's bipolar disorder.
>>27791079
Nope, he said that I have a bit of a chemical imbalance. He gave me this thing, called magnesium valproate and risperidone. Supposedly the first to balance my brain shit and the second is for the schizophrenia.
Bipolarity would be when sometimes you do stuff and then you switch personality, then you don't remember what the other part of you did.
I am 100% conscious of what happens around me the whole time, so that's not it.
Pank
>>27791119
Forgot pic.
maybe you guys can help
>I'm easily irritated
>I have severe anger issues
>I have very shallow emotions
>I have no motivation
>most good emotions I cant feel anymore ex love (used to be able to)
>sudden loud noises startle me intensely
>when I smoke weed there is a voice in my head that I can't control
>I get intrusive thoughts telling me to kill people
>violence turns me on
>I like controlling people but I don't actually try too
>I visually hallucinate 24/7 like I'm on a low dose of magic mushrooms
>no social skills
>I'm lazy as fuck and airheaded as in at work I have no clue what I'm doing
>I have a learning disability
>I don't do bad things out of getting caught other than any sense of morality (I use to think I had morals but I'm not sure anymore)
I was never a violent person I've been in one fight in my whole life, I never try and manipulate people and I try not to lie.
any clues what I am?
>>27791119
>magnesium valproate and risperidone
Those are given to bipolar people.
>when sometimes you do stuff and then you switch personality, then you don't remember what the other part of you did.
That's called dissociative identity disorder.
If your psychiatrist can't even get basic terminology right, then it's really no wonder Mexico is a shithole.
>>27791180
On the wrong board.
>>27791180
A faggot?
>>27789306
i want pinkie pie to cover my naked body in freshly cooked Steak-Um's and pee all over my face.
>>27791180
a >>27791199
SHIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
but voices and hallucinations sounds pretty schizophrenic to my totally uneducated in any form of psychiatry self
>>27789306
I want pinkie pie to dress up as santa claus and spank me with a tennis racquet until my ass starts to bruise
>>27791188
Yes they are given to bipolar people too, but they also are used for other shit. Unless YOU are a qualified psych, then you don't know shit.
>>27791194
>>27791199
>>27791223
well worth a shot, still better answers than I've gotten before.
>>27791244
>you don't know shit.
>implying anyone knows shit on here
>>27791234
oh man I hope pic related happens afterwards
>>27791244
If what you're reiterating to me is what he actually told you, then he's very likely a quack with a fake degree.
But there is a chance that you, not me or your psychiatrist, are the idiot here. In fact, that's what I'm assuming is the case.
>>27791263
>He is a quack with a fake degree
>Every symptom he described actually happened and I got fixed with the meds
Yeah sure whatever you say faggot.
I bet you are the b8 from earlier, right? Go away.
>>27791279
You're bipolar. He's treating you for bipolar disorder. You're saying you're schizophrenic because... I dunno, because it makes you even more of a special snowflake, probably.
>>27791304
Risperidone treats both bipolarity and schizophrenia.
It could be possible that he is treating both, but whatever.
I don't know why would they lie to me if such is the case. I'll probably go and see a doctor on my own then, since apparently it seems they are hiding shit from me.
>>27791351
they are hoping you kill yourself
as are we
>>27791369
I knew it was you.
Why did you drag it for so long? Anyways I am gonna go to bed, gotta wake up early to work. See ya ponkfags.
>>27791351
>Risperidone treats both bipolarity and schizophrenia.
Risperidone is an anti-psychotic. They give it to you to control any delusions or hallucinations you may be having in your manic stage. Magnesium is a mood stabilizer. It's a *very* common combination for bipolar disorder. Plus you described "very bad days" and "episodes of that high of happiness" which are the defining features of bipolar disorder.
>>27791389
It actually wasn't, but I'm hoping you kill yourself too. Just fyi.
ITT: shit memes and best poni
>>27791391
The irony is that the fact you won't give a fuck if I do, makes me want to come and annoy the shit out of you harder.
So go on and keep wishing for it, cause I know if I actually died you wouldn't give a shit, wouldn't enjoy it and would just keep shitting the board as you are doing right now. Cause you are empty, and you will never be satisfied. Anyways I am out now.
>>27791419
If you killed yourself, we'd have one less shitposter on this board. That's good enough for me.
im kinda surprised there isnt more love and tolerance going on. damn i miss the old days on /b/.
>>27791409
>>27791439
ULTRA FUN
come on ponies, i wanna see you smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvY7Nw1i6Kw
What real-life songs would you want to hear Penka sing?
pinkie pie is known to be a party addict
https://youtu.be/6IiGe5QlxCM
I want to stay there with her
>>27789306
Is this the Porch O Doolihan Porkoting thread?
>>27789523
So it's a big dish licking a small Pernka Per
>>27790315
Wait a minute...if her left arm is by her side, how is she turning those pages.
>>27791250
At first I thought this was cute, then I realized it was something horrible.
>>27793060
That last panel is still cute
>>27793060
Not really.
It was consensual, so why would it be bad?
>>27791430
>Wahhhhh why do you shit on my trash can containment board
>>27789404
Sweet jesus I cannot fathom how they got away with that. I get hard errytime...
>>27792357
Remove Kebab.
>>27793315
She has licked plates in the past though.
what would you do about a ponk that became a girly-boy?
>>27793351
Delicious things...
>>27793293
>so why would it be bad?
What if it was Ponk that asked you to spank her? Wouldn't you feel bad about hurting your waifu? Even me, who likes sadomasochism a little, couldn't do it.
If she spanked me, in other hand....
>>27793379
>Wouldn't you feel bad about hurting your waifu?
I would, even if she is obviously getting off on it, but I would still do the deed she asked.
Think about it, though- once she is sated and all warm and relaxed, she'd snuggle you up nice and close to reassure and comfort you.
>>27793374
What flavor of delicious?
>>27793379
>>27793387
No I wouldn't feel bad. I would feel happy though, as I am pleasing her, since she asked for it.
If I was abusing her then it would be completely different.
>>27793433strawberry
>>27793511
strawberry syrup? : 3
if Ponka could read this thread...
why anons? Why so depressed?
>>27793588
>Why so depressed?
Chemical imbalance, mostly. I don't really even experience happiness in my life anymore... save for when Pinks is doing something cute or silly on screen, then I can't stop smiling for a good while.
I love her for many reasons, but that is the absolute dealmaker.
>>27793520Strawberry frosting~
>>27793658
yum!
>>27793588
Becauseshe doesn't exist.
Ponk
>>27794999
noice
no badonkaponk? whats wrong with you?
>>27796381
My boner can only take so much in a day.
I wanna try on some green. What kinda Panki green could I attempt?
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