>ctrl - f
>No canada day thread
Where are my fellow canadians?
Let's celebrate!
Eeeeehhhhhhh
Eh?
>>27786341
>A FUCKING LEAF
Maple is a cute
>>27786341
>Canada's national holiday celebrates the day England decided to allow them to be one imperial vassal state rather than three imperial vassal states
>The US national holiday celebrated the day we declared to England that we were our own country now, and that they that could fuck off because there was nothing they could do to stop us
This is perhaps the most perfect encapsulation of the differences between Canadian and US culture that I have ever seen.
>>27786341
>>27786389
>>27786410
>>27786469
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>27786341
I like Canada, some of my best buds are Canadian.
>>27786341
it's a garbage country anyway
>>27786341
>>27786778
You're a garbage country.
>>27786479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>27786479
>>27786464
>>27786488
>>27786778
Typical American can't let anyone else have a thread even on their own day.
>>27786341
go fuck yourself
>>27786341
>being proud of being a fucking leaf
>>27786902
do you have a fire to put out, oh wait if you put the fire out it wins.
>>27786978
Is that some kind of Canadian stereotype? I'm not a Canadian, I'm just someone letting them have their fun.
>>27786965
Go back to >>>/r9k/ Dumb pee pee frog poster
Yep op I'm gonna enjoy some real beer, and after that I'll make my signature Death by Poutine, poutine. Americans would be jelly if they could have it I got the idea of chilly beach when that french cook made deep fried, deep fried poutine. I only make twice a year almost gave my friend a heart attack last year.
>>27786479
At least our politics aren't a literal circus. It's okay though, Ameribros are alright. Your fucking government though. I don't envy when you nigs go to the polls this November.
>>27786341
Kill yourself
>>27786341
Kys faggot
>>27787058
>>27787050
>>27786965
Same fag
>>27786341
Kill yourself I hope Canadians get fucking gassed you fucking asshole bitch nigger
>>27787065
FUCK YOU!!!
>>27786778
not as bad as argentina.
>>27787100
Argentina is white!
>>27787133
Aw yes yet another same fag but this one is super edgy
>>27787049
>At least our politics aren't a literal circus.
At least our fire department works.
Why can't we let them enjoy at the very least just one day for Canada? Fellow burger people will definetly expand dong over patriotism in, what, a couple of weeks now?
>>27787186
>t. Californian
Ash is canadian.
<3
>>27787324
That is a cute plush. Give it a snuggle for Canada Day.
>>27787018
>triggered by a meme
stay angry cancuck
Happy Canada Day.
>>27787225
>implying Commiefornia is America
>>27786341
Is Canada still going to hell in a handbasket with the liberals normalizing every deviant sex act and lifestyle they can think of?
>Canada Day and Canada gets relentlessly shat on
And in 3 days there will be no shortage of FUK YA AMURICAS THE GREATEST threads. This is why I fucking hate the rest of the world.
>>27787058
Spotted the underage
>>27786778
And their beer sucks.
>>27787588
It's okay anon, from one North American to another.We're not even developed and Canada is more degraded than us.
>>27787588
maybe Canada should stop being a fucking joke?
>>27787082
Keep telling yourself that.
Canada on 4chan goes one of two ways:
At best:
>Rev up those stereotypes "EHH" xDDD
Or, at worst:
>Shit on Canada harder than normal because memes and vindictiveness
I'd rather we didn't have a day at all, or at least keep it completely internalized within our country, because we get no fucking respect from anyone.
>>27787734
>Replying to samefag criers
Jesus you really are stupid aren't you?
>>27787737
Damn, now I feel bad for you
>>27787737
It's k anon we can get satisfaction knowing that we won't die in school or in a movie theater or in a faggot club
>>27786341
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't MLP made in Canada? Or am I just astupidhead.
>>27787049
Between Shillary and Trumpo I would honestly rather stay home.But imma vote for Jill Stein.
>>27787784
I genuinely wish we were an island in the middle of fuck-nowhere so we didn't have to put up with the shit the international community gives us.
The only time a foreigner even pretends to like and respect Canada is if they're some smelly, dirt-poor nigger or dunecoon looking for some famous Canadian foreign aid or a place to run as a "refugee" to. The worst part is our population seems to be okay with this.
Fuck this place, and fuck all the other places for saying "fucking your place". I fucking hate this place.
>>27787802
The animation was produced in Canada, I think in vancouver but don't quote me on that.
The real celebration will be on the 4th when we shitpost in the America Day thread. For now Imma smoke some weed and chill out with fireworks.
>>27787835
Oh shut the fuck up.
We have cartels who consistently kill people running this county along with a fuck ton of other problems including one of the fucking American candidates constantly shitting on us and reigning social conflicts that we were only starting to get over and we don't bitch even half as much as you.
*hint hint* this is why everyone caps on you
>>27787897
Can't wait for the fireworks this year in my city I went and saw them setting up one of the displays and seems like it gonna be a dozy I just hope it doesn't rain
>>27787737
>>27787835
another Canadian anon. Yeah I think because we have been given the image of peacekeepers, they think they can shit on us
>>27787940
>we have been given the image of peacekeepers,
We need to change that into an image of peaceMAKERS.
We probably have enough C7s in stock to make it happen, just pick a small country to start out with, and we'll work our way up.
>>27787968
>doing peacemaking the american way
That's the spirit!
>>27786341
Obligatory
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>27787985
Some one beat you to it >>27786464
>>27787049
>not a citcus
>PM is snowboarded that picked a cabinet based soley on race/sex because its the current year
K
>>27787940
>image of peacekeepers
I prefer to think of us like Super Man while America is Lex Luthor. America keeps on bringing the world to the brink of collapse and then we swoop in and restore the peace. And after the rest of the world is safe we save America and say to them "Try not to screw it up again."
>>27788006
LEX WINS
>>27788006
Pretty much, then
"okay, we'll try not to fuck up next time Canada"
then
>Pic related
>>27787974
Fuck it, we need to take it a step further.
We have all that frozen tundra up North that we're not doing anything with, right? Perfect spot for a blacksite where we can keep all sorts of detainees that we need to interrogate and/or torture or some shit.
And if they escape? Tough fucking luck, there's nothing around for thousands of kilometers.
>>27787940
anon, no
you are the parth of the north that usually has to save the world from their retardness
look at these >>27787974, >>27788006. you guys are pretty much the plan B when shit gets fucked in burgerland
>>27787985
at least keep it pony related
>>27788022
Hmm I like this idea and we'll give the natives booze in exchange to act as guards and tell them to scalp all the escapees
>>27788022
>killing people in the cold
the russians proved in WWII than that shit won't stop to the ones who wants to live
>>27788050
I think Mohammed is going to need a bit more than just determination when he hops that barbed wire fence and makes a break into the Canadian wilderness with nothing but the prison jumpsuit on his back.
hey look a thread aboot canada
>>27787588
>This is why the world fucking hate USA
ftfy
>>27788068
that's what the people who studies history calls "the russian winter"
>>27788068
the only good thing about Canada
in Europe they have to fucking PRAY for a next ice age so the indoctrinated populace won't ruin everything
>>27788084
>aboot
Die
>>27787588
>inb4 me quoting the Bible where the whole world hated Jesus before Christians are now the most persecuted world
>>27788115
If the cold doesn't kill them, the drunken natives will.
>>27787922
Don't worry paco, Trump won't win. And sorry about the cartels, they only exist because of our massive drug problem and shitty ineffective war on drugs. I hope in the future we can help unfuck your shit.
>>27788135
One of my favourite things about Canada is that it's perfectly acceptable to shit all over the natives. Even in these SJW dominated years.
>>27788124
sooorry man eh
>>27788084
Why don't you jump off of the ruff.
>>27788176
>Even in these SJW dominated years.
It's only going to get worse.
God, I can't believe I volunteered to give my life for this fucking country
>>27788188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
>>27788200
>God, I can't believe I volunteered to give my life for this fucking country
Well, at least you won't be giving your life so that mister Rockersacksberg can buy a golden jet.
>>27787835
>hates Canada
>hates people who hate Canada
>>27788200
man, if you want to feel better, i volunteered as well.
i volunteered for a country that has been fucked since 2001, and no one wants to fix that shitargentina
>>27788260
I'm just so filled with hate god damnit
>>27788267
In a few years, you'll bewhiterthan us
>>27787835
We have big bro America and free health care and tons of primary resources. Yet, nobody gives a fuck about us.
That's a good thing. It's just /pol/ being retards as usual.
>>27787100
Nice Meme
shh, Canada, relax. I love you.
>>27788306¿y qué querés? nosotros somos prácticamente estados unidos después de que voten a donald trump? el guacho culpa a cristina de lo malo envés de resolver los problemas
One of these people will become the next President of the United States. How fucked is America?
>>27788345
We've been fucked for awhile now so at this point I just expect it to get worse. I'll say this much though im not giving up my guns regardless of who gets elected.
>>27786341
>>27786389
>>27786410
>>27786469
>>27786748
>>27787049
>>27787065
>>27787082
>>27787212
>>27787324
>>27787341
>>27787379
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>27788345
>>27788374
The polls are saying the great unfuckening is about to happen.
>>27788409
Lets hope so.
>>27788306
>>27788343
Back to /b/ with your pedospeak.
>>27788592
only because some niggas from the south posted cp doesn't mean all the guys from the south wants to rape your kids
>>27788641
Don't be ridiculous. This is 4chan, we deal in absolutes.
>>27787802
You are correct, and almost every VA are there too.
One would think this board would show some love for something that helped in the making of the whole series
>Maple didn't want to carry the C6 or Carl G
>>27788341
Degenerate duty.
My maple syrup pizza got burned.
I blame Trudeau.
>>27788409
Well only if you define 'great unfuckening' as 'Democrats retake Senate, maybe the HOR, and win the presidency with over 300 electoral votes'
Which, if Clinton gets indicted and replaced by Biden, Sanders, or Warren, is exactly how I'd define such a thing.
>>27788523
All of that is true. And as always, I'm compelled to remind you that every single one of them would be a registered Democrat.
>>27789069
>2 business owners
>Elite athlete who had to work to be successful
It'd be half and half.
>>27789069
>"retake Senate"
>>27788641
Just stop speaking your pedolanguage here and we wont have a problem.
>>27786341
I see Canada as kindness, but it lacks determination.
I see U.S.A as determination, but it lacks kindness.
>FUSION INTENSIFIES.
What is the fusion pone personality ?
>>27789168
Just a fatter Amber because, in reality, if the two did merge, America would completely subsume Canada, both culturally and economically.
/r/-ing an edit of that fat pony with Amber's coloration and wearing Maple's hat.
>>27789147
Oh your delusions of grandeur are so beautiful.
But no, I'm not going to stop and there's nothing you can do about it.Mamon.
>>27786902
fuck you and your commie holidays
>>27789092
Let's examine that:
Rarity: New York stereotype, mid-20s, single, female. Statistically unlikely to vote Republican.
Applejack: Southern stereotype, but a working class farmer, single de-facto mother of a Apple Bloom, mid-late 20s. Could go either blue dog Democrat or moderate republican, but in an election where one of the candidates has made extremely demeaning comments about her gender, she'd likely go blue.
Rainbow Dash: Government employee. Resembles the stereotypical resident of Massachusetts. Need I go on? Democrat.
>>27789121
Look at the polls. No name democrats are polling at parity with republican incumbents, even in some states in the Deep South. Between the scotus confirmation fiasco and being associated with Trump, the GOP is poised to take a vicious beatin down ticket.
>>27789208
Pretty much.
There would be no fusion, just assimilation.Fuck, I wish my country was more than just a meme...
>>27789212
Well, it is against the rules, so...
MODS REEE
>>27789168
Jerk with a hearth of gold that like to constantly complain but will go trough hell to save someone he doesn't even know because it's the right thing to do ?
>>27789220
>Canada
>>27789239
Spanish threads are against the rules.
Funny thing is Argentina fag posts pretty regularly and he seems just fine, wonder why that is...
Heck, the Mongols in the Fluttershy threads also seem okay.
Huh.
>>27789220
Every country is a meme, ours is just >A FUCKING LEAF.
>>27789257
We had something going for awhile, but something went horribly wrong around the 60's
>>27789208
Gonna need vore of Amber eating Maple, right now.
>>27789310
Close enough.
/r/ing hatless Maple
>>27789275
Yeah, well the salvageable ruins of Canada were set on fire in [current year]
>>27789354
l-lewd
>>27789375
I'm ashamed that Ishare the same last name withhim.
>>27786341
Her autumn colours are just so sweet...
>>27789396
Sweet jesus I want to eat that horse out
A sincere happy Canada Day to Canadian anons.
>>27789168
I don't think many of us Canadian are actually nice, we just don't really care. We just elect nice people to lead us and then go along with it.
Trudeau: I want to bring in a bunch of syrian refugees because it's the nice thing to do
Canada: They aren't coming to my neighbourhood, are they?
T: No. Maybe one family will move in on the shit side of town
C: K, coo'
T: I'm going to make my cabinet half male and half female and sprinkle in some minorities to throw those guys a bone
C: Okay. Wait, the cabinet doesn't actually do anything, do they?
T: Not unless I tell them to. Plus, we'll look super progressive to the rest of the world
C: K, coo'
T: Hey guys. I think we should start cutting down on pollution.
C: This isn't going to change anything, is it?
T: No, I'm just going to talk about it until everyone thinks we're doing something.
C: Just hurry up and legalize weed
>>27789415
This. Our public image is a farce based off of American media.
>>27789415
>>27789429
well, you have reasons to be that way
be nice i mean:
>you always have maple for pancakes. a sweet start for the day is good
>the place is cold, so no one will complain when you are indoors
>you can make some self auto esteem by choping wood in the forest or hunting. nothing makes you fell better than hard-earned work and money
>>27789395
that's rough
>>27789461
>the place is cold, so no one will complain when you are indoors
Not if your father was from the old school, raised-in-the-1950's method... The only time he would no try to kick me out of the house was when it was raining badgers.
>>27789480
It's not so bad.
Whenever the platoon starts giving me shit, I usually threaten to import more Syrians.
>>27789498
I guess I can't mock Canada, given where I live
>>27789542Sleepy?
>>27789555
I got home at 7 and fell asleep straight for like 5 hours, its the weekends too
>>27786341
>Not simply pressing F3
Are you technologically impaired, or just retarded in general?
>>27789396
So cute and sexy, my dick wants to fuck but I wanna cuddle
>>27789565
What do you do for a living and what country do you live in?
>>27789590
>Not cuddlefucking
Bruh, you're missing out.
>>27789216
>GOP is associated with Trump
You what, mate?
The elite's doing everything to stop him, and by simply talking the opposite way of all the media he's rocking the polls.
Please prove me wrong.
Also:
>Mane 6
>not going to make America a kingdom, or queendom, or a biarchal principality like Equestria
canadians are worst posters i hate you more than americans
why are you even a country
im ashamed to tell people where i was born
fuck you
>>27789216
The blue dogs are nearly extinct witht he far left leanings of the current democratic party. Trump is more moderate than meets the eye if you actually look at his policies. Also, rich Rarity isnt a New York eletist snob, as she had to bust her hump to get to her business to where it is.
>>27789593
I get paid to give hugs to refugees and I live in Germanynah, I work in a plastics/construction manufactory in Venezia
>>27789647
*typical NY elitist
>>27789650
Is it good work/Pay well?
All I do is tinker with firearms and fix them.
>>27786876
How's that conversion rate anon?
>>27789625
Well if you check the RCP average he's down in every battleground state. And the mere fact that he's the nominee ties them to him, even though they don't want that association because it's murdering them down ticket. Right now it looks like a Democrat coup in November. Trump managed to do a hostile takeover of the GOP, but he's doing such a good job of turning out angry minority voters who hate his guts that he can't win.
>Mane 6
>Monarchists
So based on Princess Spike, they have an internal political system of decentralized constitutional monarchy with the executive entrusted with national defense and dispute arbitration. (They don't even govern the capital, of which Fancy Pants is mayor.) Locally elected mayors meet once a year in a kind of Estates General to hash out everything.
>>27789755
>executives do everything
Exactly what I'd do if I were king. Royalty makes the law, being legislative, and the executive acts.
Or as I would say: the king eats, the [executives] shit.
>>27789647
Well NY elitist snobs upstate are the republicans, the City, small business owners and all are a bunch of raging liberals.
And as for Appul, neither Clinton nor Trump would appeal to the element of honesty, but a Clinton-genuine progressive like Warren or Sanders ticket would likely sway her. Plus, she'd be influenced by her 5 liberal friends.
>>27787410
Yes. Do you live here?
>>27787049
You should be careful about saying something is literal when it's actually a metaphor that you mean emphatically.
>>27789396
>>27789405
>>27789590
Her spring colours are pretty nice too, though.
>>27789216
>element of honesty voting for woman guilty of treason
I honestly hate all the candidates but I hate trump the least out of the whole shit show
>>27789989
I think youre putting them in boxes their views based on their setting. Look at how theyve acted in the show. No tolerance for bullshit, pull your weight, traditional social values, basically the backbone of the republican platform.
>>27790085
all it's really missing is the circus music desu
>>27790658
I wanna rub that horse's belly
>>27790658
I'm already in love with Canada but now I'm in a lust for Canada.
>>27787734
Nice paint skills, kid.
>>27790787
>look how they've acted in the show
Complete racial tolerance (and their races have far more obvious and innate differences too), no problem with government intervention, prioritizing fairness in competition, using violence as a last resort, multiculturalism, gender equality, I could go on, but they embody a lot of liberal social values. They just also happen to live in a society where traditional market failures don't happen. Except with Flim and Flam, but they're the one exception.
>>27790812
>an arena often covered by a tent and used for variety shows usually including feats of physical skill, wild animal acts, and performances by clowns
Disqualified.
>>27786341
fucking leaves go away
>>27791034
you are saying it like if a circus is a bad thing
>>27791064
Any of those things would probably improve the election process. Instead it's a contest to make nebulous criticisms of each other on a set list of issues and try to steer media bias. I'm not here to defend politicians in my country, just to stop people from misusing the word "literal."
>>27788267
>since 2001
since the dictatorship.
>and no one wants to fix that shit
w-we can fix it together
>>27791196
Maybe someday
But for now we will have to hope for the best,like we always do
>>27786341
Happy Canada day, friend. Don't listen to these cunts, they got their independence by committing acts of terror in the name of lower taxes rather than just waiting for the British Empire to collapse, as it was always going to.
>>27791573
>shooting at English soldiers trying to burn your property is 'terrorism'
Exactly what I'd expect from the colony so cucked it had less freedom than us but declined our offer to join the revolution.
>>27786341
>Trudeau's Canada Day address focuses more on Somalian independence day than Canada day.
Why have you fucks not impeached this freak?
>>27791595
Both the colonists and the British committed acts of terror just shy of going total war. You faggots didn't even win your own dependence in the end, you had help from the French, the Spanish and, ironic in later years, the Russians.
And wrong flag, yobbo.
>>27791609
>successfully baiting the French and Spanish into fighting England for us
>literally one of the most spectacular diplomatic coups of the 18th century
>we get no credit for it at all
Of course, I shouldn't expect a penal colony to be smart enough to understand the intracacies of international relations.
>>27786341
One day canada... One day...
We Americans will claim your country as our own and make you our 51st state.
And you will thank us for it.
>>27791775
This image speaks volumes about out relationship as a continent.I love both of your faggot countries m8.
At least we'll have to deal with a NAU, just imagine the Canexit.
>>27791775
no we wont
wed never turn such a shithole into a state
Canadians will lose all their rights, and their country will be renamed Alaska's Backyard, that way Palin can hunt the elusive beast, the Quebecci, close cousin of the Yeti
>>27791800
Jesus Christ, I fucked that up.
>out
>our
>we'll
>we won't
>>27791775
That day can't come soon enough.
As a Canadian, I will actively help America finally liberate cucknada.
>>27789415
>literally "I'm going to do something (not really)" the leader
>bragging about this
That's like bragging about having Obama as your prime minister.
>>27791775
Why not make Mexico the 51st state first?
>>27791838
>wanting mexico
If people are migrating illegally in large numbers into your country, you probably don't want to improve the situation for the country people are trying to leave at the detriment of your own. You would know that if you weren't a cuck.
>>27791775
This sentiment is exactly why I hate Americans.
They usually misinterpret it as some kind of "I hate the US because Canada is better" thing. It's not. I know we're shit in our own special way, but I hate the US because of this imperialistic attitude they have and fantasizing about conquering and stealing our country.
"Special relationship", my ass. Please build two walls our two countries never have to see each other again
>>27791821
Traitors like you need to be shot. This country is plagued by turncoats like you with no sense of national identity and want to give everything the founding fathers of this country built over to the Americans. Disloyal fuck.
>>27791857
by uplifting mexico you eliminate the problem of illegal immigrants.
And when they're all legal US citizens you eliminate the problem of them being paid less than minimum wage since they'd all be documented and all payments to them would be logged by the government since they'd be citizens and taxed.
>>27791860
>Traitors like you need to be shot. This country is plagued by turncoats like you with no sense of national identity and want to give everything the founding fathers of this country built over to the Americans. Disloyal fuck.
Lol, I don't know what's more pathetic. Your rage, your patriotism for a country that doesn't deserve it, or your dislike of American Freedom.
>>27791860
>fantasizing about conquering and stealing our country.
you do know like NO ONE in the country wants to invade and take over canada right?
Since when could you post pone on /int/?
>>27791860
>Canadians unable to take a joke
lol
>>27791877
>patriotism for a country that doesn't deserve it
Just because you're disenfranchised with this country doesn't mean we all should be
>dislike of American Freedom
You mean the freedom that we also have? Sure, they get more leniency on a select subject like guns, but comparing the individual freedoms between our two countries is hardly a stark contrast, but go ahead and make mountains out of anthills on what few "freedoms" we don't have that they do.
But whatever, keep loving that American cock up your ass. I may not like where my country is heading right now, but it can always turn around. Some of us know the meaning of loyalty to one's country.
>>27791920
AND THEN WHEN YOUR COUNTRY IS ABSORBED INTO AMERICA, YOU CAN BE LOYAL TO YOUR NEW COUNTRY!
Don't think of it as an invasion! think of it as a "merger"!
>>27791928
More like a rape and theft.
>>27791920
>Just because you're disenfranchised with this country doesn't mean we all should be
So those with differing opinions should be shot
right bud you make me feel so good about my country and countrymen
>You mean the freedom that we also have?
Any country that protects criminals over citizens is automatically shit tier. I owe nothing to my country, I have no debts, I have taken nothing of the "free healthcare" or other "benefits" that my taxes pay for. I owe it not loyalty, for it has not earned it.
>>27791871
Absorbing mexico would be like willingly eating poison; Mexico would literally crash the US if it tried to annex it.
As soon as Mexicans became citizens, the us would be obligated to begin providing all the same services to mexico as to all the rest of the country, which would require trillions to upgrade all of mexico to US standards.
not to mention that criminality is literally INGRAINED into the Mexico's culture, in that things like fleeing the police and escaping from prison are RIGHTS that people can pursue.
It'd be such a massive disconnect from US culture in law and order that it'd just be a fool's errand.
>>27791959
>every citizen near Mejico gets discounts on guns and ammo (optional)
>total abolition of gun control for law abiding citizens
>no services until things "are settled"
>pre-emptively ban the rights to fleeting and escaping prisons - if they can be made at all
>implying we wouldn't break up the country into smaller states
done
>>27791860
>imperialistic attitude
the superior nations get to spread
not because they must, but because they want to
>>27791959
The U.S. would be the exact fucking same if your government was entirely controlled by organized criminals, actually, look at the city's controlled by the mob and imagine the whole country was like that.
And as for prison, that's only the rich narcos, I see how you've failed to mention all those who can't afford to pay off the gaurds.
>>27788345
Gary Johnson will win
>>27787296
protect her smile
>>27788133
>are the now the most persecuted world
What? English please!
>>27788523
>all straight
I dunno. Twilight obviously has an attraction to males (Flash) and so does Rarity (Trenderhoof), but even then there is nothing to imply they aren't bi (yeah I know that sounds SJW, and they probably are straight, but it is a possibility)
However, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack and Rainbow Dash have never expressed any sexual orientation at all.Also, why would Jews not like white cis straight people? Most people of Abrahamic religions aren't particularly the nicest towards LGBT people
>>27789396
u-unf...
I have no "turned on" reaction images, so have a sexy British lass
>>27786341
I fell asleep through the entire day. I'm so ashamed.
>>27793047
Why not?
>>27791606
Because we are idiot cucks. I never voted for this asshole but people did, that alone killed my faith in my country. I cant wait for the day we are invaded and taken over by USA or Russia
>>27791941
It's true senpai Canada was a great land until the weak willed fagets who live in it destroyed it. That fag cuckdau is proof.
>>27788396
>STARS
>AND
>LINES
>>27791427
At this point I think that every one of us has reached an unspoken agreement that the whole "hope for the best" mentality is a meme.Eso y mi puto segundo semestre. Macri ponete a laburar.
>>27793457y si es asitira y afloja, charlie. tira y afloja
>>27786341
Nobody fucking cares about Canada take that shit out of here
>>27792792
More than 95% of the world's populations is straight and normal in reproductive means.
Unless specified otherwise, the overwhelming majority of vertebrate (animals with bones) are exactly like that, too.
Unless specified otherwise, we will naturalistically assume them, ponies, to be straight and normal in reproductive means.
"Normal", obviously, is an objective and abolute (absolutus) term, as we use science to *discover* the norms.
>>27793440
>speak English
>everyone will assume you are American
>speak Spanish
>everyone will assume you are Mexican
>>27793946
Only to Amerifags
>>27793946
if you speak with a non-american accent people won't assume you're american; The english aren't mistake for americans for example.
>>27793393
Don't look at me, I voted forMulclair
Was tired of Harper's shit and hoped that he had the same ideas asLayton. Either way we were better off. Trudeau may be a cuck but he's not a jew like Harper was.
>>27793946
come on man
everyone can difference a brit from a gringo
you got to her the accent:
>american
strong english, but most words are whatever, yeah, or fuck
>english
soft, and kind of mannered, just by not saying kind of gay. most of words is mate and jolly or golly
as for us
>mexican
they speak like they are high. most of words are vato and ese
>cuban
they speak like they want a fight, always temperamental. most word is coño
>portorican
you don't need to hear it. you have to see their clothes or cars. they always have the puerto rico flag. if they don't have it, they sound like if they are in counter time
>>27794159
I know.
I mean here in the internet.
>>27794190
>>27794198
>>27786341
What do pancakes have to do with Canada?
>>27794228
you ever had pancakes? they always seve them with honey or syrup
the best syrup is the maple syrup: a syrup that is made from trees
most of these trees are in canada, so it's normal that they usually they serve pancakes with maple syrup
>>27794190
>>portorican
>you don't need to hear it. you have to see their clothes or cars. they always have the puerto rico flag. if they don't have it, they sound like if they are in counter time
How fucking long before the US either decides to get it over with and make them a state or cut them off of all the Services and protection we have to provide?
>>27794363
the only way i see so far is if they let join the cubans and jamaicans as well
>"Oh hey, a Canada day thread. Happy Canada Day to you t-"
>*opens thread*
>"Oh."
>>27794765
welcome to 4chan
someday we will post with responsability, but for now, just try to take it with cute ponies
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