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>Ponk waives around a pregnancy test >it's positive
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>Ponk waives around a pregnancy test
>it's positive
What will you do now?
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>>27777099
That's impossible, none of us here will ever have sex
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>>27777099
Marry her and take care of our family
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>>27777099
This wouldn't ever happen since she doesn't exist.
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>>27777099
Her.

I'm going to do her.
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Yeah I heard about Rarity getting pregnant, good thing we only ever do anal, huh Pinkie?
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>>27777099
Marry her
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>>27777099
What pregnancy test?
What crazy pink girl?
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>>27777099
not mine babe
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>>27777127
>Again? But she's already had 3 abortions this month!
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>>27777116
fucking white people
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>>27777146
WE
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>>27777170
ARE
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>>27777192
GAYS
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>>27777170
WUZ
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>>27777099
Time for a trip to the clinic, Panko.

I'll buy you some ice cream once you're done.
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>>27777208
But abortion is a sin Anon
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>>27777099

nothing
because i dont sex
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>>27777222
and soon it'll be a Past Sins
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>>27777222
I'll pray for forgiveness.
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>>27777222
>2000+16
>still believing what the church tells you and not forming your own ideologies
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>>27777222
The numbers say we should keep the baby
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>>27777240
Silly anon
Come with me so that I may show you the error of your ways
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>>27777116
>raising a family with a no hooves
Anon.
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>>27777259
>allowing the church to brain wash me again
No thanks.
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>>27777261
Hooves or not, I love ponk
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>>27777142
That is literally impossible. And that besides, is it even still considered an abortion if it's only been gestating for a week?
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>>27777222
What passage in the Bible actually does condemn abortion though?

I know the Hippocratic Oath condemns it, but I've never seen an actual Bible passage mention it.
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>>27777240
>>27777267
>atheism plus
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>>27777271
The amount of butthurt this causes is always hilarious
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>>27777267
Take my hand anon, let me help you, like someone once helped me
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>>27777284
It's probably like the passage that condemns suicide. It doesn't exist, but it was brought up by the church because you can't get tax money from dead bodies.
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>>27777115
/thread
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>>27777099

Congratulate her on getting pregnant whilst standing beside my partner and the rest of the girls who do much the same since she appears to be confident about going through with it.
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>>27777305
NO U

>You put your hand at your Fedoraholster
>Your fedora is on your head in a matter of milliseconds
>Teleport behind Sunset
>You start tipping
>Tipping reaches 5000T/M
>Your fedora moves the wind and produces waves at the same rate as a Gatling Gun
>Tipping gets faster
>100000T/M
>94949394994494T/M
>13371337133713371337T/M
>4chanT/M
>Fedora rips atmosphere apart
>Fedora rips matter
>Fedora rips god apart
>World explodes
>Your work here is done
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>>27777354
This
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>>27777355
You forgot the
>Nothin' personal, kid.
At the end.
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>>27777240
>>27777267
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YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
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>>27777146
>hating white people
You're in the wrong place
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>>27777099
Marry her and take care of her son. Every kid needs a father.
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>>27777375
>ebin hat tip meme
I would post a picture of you rubbing your dick in a bible, but this is a work safe board and I can't do that.
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>>27777355
>Fedora rips God apart
So you admit that he's real?
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>>27777384
You're not white
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>>27777401
edgy
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>>27777099
Break out the coat hanger, of course.
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>>27777271
Applejack would be more likely a Christian. Why didn't she get the rep?
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>>27777230
underrated
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>>27777428
It's actually a little known fact that applejack is jewish
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>>27777414
[Citation Needed]
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>>27777417
>doesn't even know what edgy means
>keeps using epin Reddit hat tip memes because he can't defend his belief system for shit
Religitards everybody.
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>>27777401
Congratulations, anon! You're famous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avep_1vbUOA
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>>27777428
It's because Sunset was a born again good girl in Rainbow Rocks.

Also, she turned into Jesus at the end of Friendship Games. Never underestimate meme power.
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>>27777448

>taking this shit seriously
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>>27777448
>calling someone else reddit
>atheist
Wew lad
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>>27777477
Sunset Shimmer: The story of the demon who became an angel.
Not gonna lie, it's beautiful
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>>27777482
Don't frogpost here.
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>>27777494
>implying I'm an atheist and only atheists come from Reddit
WEW LAD
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>>27777553
why
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>>27777526
And it was all possible through the power of friendship.

Future historians will look back on EQG the same way we look back on Shakespeare.
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>>27777777
>>27777777
>>27777777
>>27777777
>>27777777
>>27777777
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>>27777403
He isn't anymore
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>>27777922
Answer the question
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>>27777448
Elaborate how that wasn't edgy
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>>27777401
>getting triggered by memes
lol
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>>27777571
Why are you backpedaling?
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>>27777099
I actually wouldn't mind having a child with Pinkie. Would probably marry her and start a family.
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>>27777993
>lol not kek
Newfag discovered.
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>>27778094
>still using kek
Newfag detected
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>>27778094
>getting upset about the certain use of words
Ayy lamo
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>>27777970
Edgy is something that tries to be cool by being too dark and serious. It's not that hard to understand internet slang slang definitions.
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>>27778108
>damage control
Ultra newfag discovered.
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>>27777099
Positive as in she's not pregnant?

Pinkie bearing a child would probably have a negative effect on my life
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>>27778143
>implying I'm >>27777993
Damage control 2.0
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>>27778143
>not shutting the fuck up over this bullshit
Shut the fuck up, please.
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>ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEhPYaM-RoU
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>>27777448
>epin
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>>27777099
Don't see a problem.
Continue to Fuck her, busting nut after nut in her. Nightly.
And I'm not even a ponkafan.
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Ha! Told you these parties of yours not gonna end well.
Why you're showing it to me by the way?
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>>27778196
>implying you're not
SHIEEEEEEEET
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>>27778132
And how doesn't this apply to that post?
It was edgy

There is a reason why fedoras are also known as edgelords
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>>27778198
Hey, It's not my fault that cuckstians are easy to trigger.
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>>27778252
posting a pic of someone fucking a bible is as edgy as posting someone tipping their fedora.
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>>27778254
Your post suggests you are the one triggered.

Why would this be?
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>>27777099
This intrigues the penis.
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>>27778301
>I-I'm not triggered! Y-you're the one w-who's triggered!
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>>27778295
>tipping a hat is edgy
wew
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>>27777099
That's nice Pinkie. Didn't know you an active sex life.
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>>27777443
>jewish
>agriculture
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>>27778333
Who are you quoting?
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>>27777099

So you're positive you got dubs in OP?

Nice job, Ponk.

Who's the daddy?
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>>27778341
>fucking a book is edgy when we have had threads about Twi doing that many times
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>>27778371
Me
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>>27777099
>human form turns even Ponk into a dumb, manipulative cunt
Jesus Christ, are humanfags are truly what's wrong with this world.
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>>27778382

So that's how we got this.
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>>27778375
>Implying we're not edgy
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>>27778375
>he willingly ignores the difference between holy books and regular books
>he thinks tipping hats is edgy
>he brings up a twilight thread for his reasoning
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>>27778425
>implying 4chan isn't an edgefest site
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>>27778443
>implying you're not deflecting
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>>27778437
>he literally thinks that there's no difference between a stack of paper with words printed on them and a stack of paper with words printed on them
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>>27778449
>implying
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>>27778449
>implying I'm implying
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>Thread started as a Pinkie post
>Is now about faggots arguing how edgy they are
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>>27777099
Tell the whore to go bug someone else and congratulate her for getting a chance to be shown on TV for being a teenage mother.
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>>27778473
>tfw i caused that
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>>27777099
>Anon waves around a autism test
>It's positive
What will you do now?
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>>27778464
>he agrees that holy books are just the same as science books
>he ignores that the hat tipping meme is web wide and not contain to a twilight thread
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>>27778490
>tfw I persuaded it
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>>27777453
EHHHHHHHHH........He' not even wearing shoes..........does....does he have autism........
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>>27777222
Quads and trips confirm.
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>>27778502
>he thinks that a book's contents make that book not a book when compared to other books
>he thinks I think the hat tip meme is contained in the twilight thread, when I never even mentioned the twilight thread in the first place
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>>27778543
>he's backtracking now and attempting to clear up what he said
>he is attempting to deflect by ignoring that he brought up twilight threads and book fucking >>27778295
>he still denies that the fedora meme is web wide
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>>27778517
>ellipses
You are the autism.
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>>27778580
>is still living in denial by believing that I think the fedora meme isn't world wide
WEW LAD
E
W

L
A
D
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>>27778611
>he ignored most of the post and only focused on the fedora meme
>he's attempting damage control
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>>27778590
but Anon senpai desu~kun....we are all the Autism....
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>>27778628
>doesn't even know what damage control is
>implying I cared about this shitposting fest at all
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>>27777099
"...what is that?"
>"A pregnancy test"
"Ooook, and where did you find that?"
>"I didn't 'find' it. I bought it"
"..."
>"It's mine"
"S-so that means...you're..."
>"Pregnant"
"...oh my god..."
>"Yeah..."
"OH MY GOD, PONK! CONGRATULATIONS!! CAN I HUG YOU!?"
>"if you have to..."
"OMG OMG OMG!! A-and who's the father, if I may ask?"
>"...it's you, moron"
"..."
>"..."
"...wot"
>"I'm pregnant with your baby"
"Ponk, sorry: HOW?"
>"Do you even ask? Remember Halloween?!?"
"Uh, sure? We went trick-or-treating"
>"EXACTLY"
"And only that"
>"YOU ONLY NEED ONE TRICK-OR-TREAT NIGHT TO GET PREGNANT!"
"That's not how pregnancy works"
>"Are you an expert in female biology, now"?
"No, seriously: that's NOT how pregnancy works. Ask anybody"
>"So you're not going to take responsibility?"
"Take res- WHAT KIND OF DRUGS ARE YOU ON?!? You-you...we...THERE WASN'T EVEN SEX, THAT NIGHT!"
>"Oh. no, you're wrong! After we split, I got into an orgy with the football team"
"..."
>"...what? I was bored!"
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>>27778663
>called it
>he's attempting to define what damage control is while damage controlling
>he's implying that he didn't care
>his own posts suggest otherwise
>he was [merely pretending]
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>>27778698
>he literally fell for it
>he believes that the religicuck vs. cucktheist war on 4chan is still a thing taken seriously, especially on /mlp/
>is damage controlling by saying I'm damage controlling by saying you are damage controlling
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>>27777621
Just imagine a 9th grade class 400 years from now having to read Rainbow Rocks and do a long essay at the end of the authors use of symbolism that isn't there.
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>>27778730
>"y-you feel for it"
>"i-i-it was all a r-ruse"
>he's in total damage control mode now
>he's attempting to play it off
>he confirmed that he was [merely pretending]
>he's getting upset on a Mongolian finger painting forum on its pony board
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>>27778777
>he literally thinks I'm upset
>"I-I'm not upset, you're u-upset!"
>damage control levels are through the roof
>still thinks anyone above the age of 14 would take an image board for discussing Chinese cartoons seriously
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>>27778777
>>27778817
>>27778817
get a fucking room, you two
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>>27778829
>implying I have money
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>>27778817
>his only response back is
>"no u"
>he's attempting to hide his damage control
>he ignores his own former post saying he didn't care
>this post contradicts that post
>he is implying that he isn't upset
>he IS getting buttflusterd on a Tibetan pottery board
>he's trying to downplay it
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>>27778840
>implying you have a life too
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>>27778891
>on a weeb site
>implying I ever said that
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>>27778517
Eh, sure...

It's autism...
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>>27778903
>implying you ever had a life
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>>27778928
>implying I said I did too
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>>27778957
>he wants human interaction
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>>27778983
>implying I want to interact with filthy humans
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>>27779002
>hence why he has no life
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>>27779064
>implying I care :,^)
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>>27778638
me in the back left
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>>27779126
>implying you dont
mask the pain
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>>27777443
>Jewish
>Working
Pick one goy
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>>27777099

knock her unconscious then surgically remove her uterus
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>>27779002
>>27779064
>>27779126
>>27779294
Don't you have anything better to do with your miserable lives?
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>>27779433
No.
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>>27779002
>The filthy humans.
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>>27779433
>>27779493

Just here to tickle your autism
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>Click thread
>Expecting funny green
>I see with my eyes a shiposting fest
Damn Anons.
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>>27779564
What did you expect faggot, this is /mlp/ the place where shiposting was born.
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>>27779493
Trust me, it was rigged from the start.
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>>27779691
Damn you Benny
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>>27779500
>>27779669
LEL XXD HEY XXXHOMOXXX
PUT THESE GUYS IN YOUR NEXT PTS
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>>27777777
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>>27779722
I'm sorry I shit up your thread. I promise I won't shitpost for the next 5 hours.
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>>27777852
What, where is that deleted get?
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shoot myself
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>>27777222
check em
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FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>27779956
PUNCH!
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>>27779722
>all caps
Did we strike a nerve?
How does this make you feel?
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>>27779722
>>27779956
>>27779970
Too many cap'd posts.
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>>27777099
Will try writing green for this. Don't know if I can sustain it. Don't know if I can go far or do quality work right now, but damn it!
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>>27777222
I swear the stupidest posts always get the gets
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Kay. Before I begin. Hooves or nah?
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>>27780350
>Not joining Sunset in the wonders of Christianity
You need some saving son
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>>27779930
>>27779956
>>27779970
>>27780292
>>27780365
Get the fuck out tripfags.
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>>27780365
The op is of human Pinkie
So nah
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>>27780389
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>>27780389
tripfagged to ID myself when I actually start writing green, bitch.
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>>27780391
ok
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>>27780444
Trips seal the deal
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>>27780391
>>27780444
>>27780460
>more EQG cancer that will probably turn into yet another never ending general dedicated to one fucking story

I'm out.
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>>27780481
See ya
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>>27780481
Oh-ho, how I would love to have that.
Not.
Whenever I wrote green, It never went beyond a thread or two, and never a general. Trust me, if this is anything like my past posts, it will be brief and lulzy.
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>Be Anon
>Have a QT3.14 pink haired gf
>"So, You're pregnant."
>"Yup!" She replies
>"So, it finally happened." I say with a poker face.
>"Looks like it!" Her grin, both frightening and wonderful.
>"After all the warnings from your Dad, I finally got you knocked up."
>"Yup!" Still, she remains smiling. Damn it,
>"I..." Dumbstruck, I keep dragging on the word, unable to finish my train of thought as realization sinks in. Pinkie's pregnant. I am her baby daddy. She's pregnant...
>"I..."
>"Nonny? What's the matter? You seem upse---" She finally says with a concerned voice.
>"NOOO!" I interrupted her.
>"I am not upset! Nope! Happy! Happy all around! My cutie pie gf is pregnant with my kid, and I couldn't be happier!"
>Maaaybe looking like I was a panicking headless chicken wasn't all that convincing.
>"Nonny. You look like you are a panicking headless chicken." She gives me a look that just says she's very unconvinced with what I am saying right now.
>What can I say, even if we're already adults with stable jobs and and almost all of the life skills we need to survive adulthood, having a child is a very scary thought. Not to mention that we're still not yet married, and that she came from a very conservative household.
>"Look, Nonny, if you're worried about Daddy, he won't be mad at us, trust me!"

Okay. That's it for now, faggots. Will be back later to continue after a few hours.
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>>27777240
>killing a healthy infant is okay
kek, nigger scum. stop having sex if youre not ready for the consequences.
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Bump? Or nah
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Don't mind me
>>27777777
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>>27777192
FUCK OFF SU FAGS!
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>>27777099
>it aint me literally starts playing
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>>27783366
good one. Was hoping to find green, but found you instead. An alright consolation prize
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>>27777099
Wave my own pregnancy test.
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>>27777099
Go and get AIDS, and then fuck her again.
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>>27779970
cuntbusting is my fetish
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>>27777355
>it was a hologram
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>>27777099

Is kicking her down a flight of stairs on the table as an option?

>"If you go limp, you won't break as many bones."
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>>27780379
>you will never meet sunset shimmer after her reformation
>you will never see her burying her nose into a thick book
>you will never ask her what she's reading, to which she'll respond that it's the Bible
>you will never be surprised by this
>she will never persuade you to read the Good Book with her
>you will never find the words touching your heart and soul like hers had been
>you will never agree to go to church with her
>you will never help her evangelize the Word
>feels bad man
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>>27777222
"But you gotta sin to get saved, Anon!"
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>>27777099
No hooves so I am not the father.

Jerry's got my back on this.
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>>27777146
t. cuck, troll, or subhuman
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>>27777099
Fuck her again, what's the worst that could happen at this point?
Oh yea, HER NOT BEING REAL that's what
I want pinks babies (._.)
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>>27777099
>no hooves
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>>27777192
THE
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>>27780379
Goddamn, I fucking love that edit.

Reminds me I gotta read Heart Of Darkness one of these days.
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>>27785102
Do you feel like a hero yet?
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>>27780622
stick to first or second person loser
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>>27777230
I didnt know why i bothered to open this thread, and then i saw this post.
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>>27777222

>mfw I wrote a green where Sunset gets an abortion.

It's like pottery
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>>27777099
the rusty coat hanger method
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>>27785119
And I have to watch Apocalypse Now.

God, I'm such a philistine. Vidya and ponies, that's all the art I consume.

That was a really good PTSD simulator. though.
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>>27785175
>pottery
I don't know how you make your pots, but I think you're doing it wrong
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>>27784510
CRYSTAL
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>>27777099
"Ew, that's fucking gross Pinkie, what the fuck are you waving that thing for?! Oh god it's still wet, gahh, it's in my eye!!!"
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>>27782425
What was the 7s?
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>>27785532
Glimmer
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>>27785532
Nyx.
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>>27777099
>rape
Wait no that's how I got here
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>>27777222
Good quad trips.

>>27780350
Statements differing from your opinions are "stupid", eh?

>>27777240
>throwing out theology
>throwing out thousands of years of human wisdom encoded into prose
>not realizing science is proving religion right
>"lol all religions are equal" and "religion and science are antithetical"
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>>27780379
>you will never accompagny her with Twilight
>Twilight will never be better in theology than you are
>Twilight will never explain theologically why Christianity is the true way
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>>27777099
I wonder understand why they always make the ladies in these pics look smug.
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>>27777099
>"Congratulations! Who's the father?"
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Boop
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>>27780622
bamp for this
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>>27777099
>nohooves

Well, it wasn't me.
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>condom typical-use failure rate: 18%
>pill typical-use failure rate: 9%
>IUD typical-use failure rate: 0.2% (still 1 in 500)

sex with no plan to raise offspring is a decision: i'm willing to kill or abandon children for my own pleasure.
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>>27790414
>abandoning sweet lovechild with ponk
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>>27788187

Because our society schizophrenically subsidizes fornication and feticide while enforcing laws that mandate that parents support their children.

She thinks she has a bind on him. Guess she doesn't live in Sweden.

https://www.rt.com/news/334720-legal-male-abortion-sweden/
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>>27790414

The condom typical-use failure rate is worse than literal Russian roulette. But we're gonna pass that shit out in schools and make kids molest bananas like we're doing them some kind of favor.
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>>27790414
Did you have a point?
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>>27777099
Wonder who the pappy is. I'd never touch the Pink in the pink.
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>>27790930

Not really. The abstinence failure rate is worse. So, whatcha gonna do? It's almost like sex is a fundamentally transformative activity that billions of dollars and the entire restructuring of society can only begin to contain.

Maybe that's my point: there are those who wish to say that we have imprisoned the dragon, that safe sex (or abstinence, if yer a fundie) have mitigated the dangers and divorced sexual intercourse from procreation so thoroughly that sex has become nothing but recreation. But millions of people will still pay the price. Are they better off when we label them as fuck-ups (for single parents) or expendable (for the children), or worse?
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What the fuck is going on in here?
Don't you have stuff to do?
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Everyone's living their lives, and I'm just here in the middle of the night getting triggered by fundamentally disordered views of sexuality.
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>>27791036
this is fucking /mlp/ on hiatus son, if somebody had stuff to do they wouldn't be here
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>>27777115
How is this not Screencapped?
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>>27790996
>Are they better off
Off fucking course.
Label them fuck-ups, legally force them to support all their children or raise taxes to support the homes for children up for adoption, make divorce difficult (as it was before; easy divorces is the root of this evil), but under no circumstances call sex for procreation only - that way we could call food for nourishment only and deprive it of taste.

The first and extremely easy step is making divorce as it was before: a guilt system implemented, to punish the adulterers and make the divorcers need a reason for divorce.

We had it. We called them the Golden Age because people concentrated on the nation's succes and their own well-being.
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>>27777099
>waives
so, she discards it?
Alright then.
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>>27777428
its a well known fact that autists belive in gods in the biblical sense , while sunset understand that theres varying defitions of what a god is since celestia and luna are techincaly gods of ponylandia so for her and like all pagans of old she adopts jesus for logical reasons since taturas or hell is taken more seriously than in her old place where shit was probaly short term stay for a soul in her world vs enternal in this better and lamer verison of earth that shes on

truely beliving without questioning is autism and applejack is that see her day off episode
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>>27791930
>autists believe in gods in the biblical sense
I beg to differ
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>>27791968
yet another proof that the NWO, Jews , illumanti, ayy lmao or who ever you belive in are trying to be god of this world

by biblical since i shouldve specified the lack of control over it and our lives, most christans pretend to be do no harm cucks who would sell out there own nation for what they belive would be the nice thing to do.

the none biblical sense would be on par with Dune and Cthulu who are varying layers of control over people and the natural world around them or even higher such as how light and gravity are effected and this all mighty god is but appart of one of many universes with this same structure that they themselves created in there own ideals.

this latter thinking of what a god is what promted pagans to switch over so easily since they would see it apart of a serprate patheon of there own until enough generations just knew him only

sunset would be the latter
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>>27792020
>most christans pretend to be do no harm cucks who would sell out there own nation for what they belive would be the nice thing to do
Heretics. All of them.

I'd prefer people to contemplate God in the ontrological and philosophical sense.
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>>27784127
>being that bootydamaged
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>>27783730
>you will never waste your time and money on an outdated philosophy while shooting up abortion clinics with your non-canon waifu
feels good man
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>>27777099
nothing, that's not my child, i'm a virgin.
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>>27792595
>outdated
yeah nah mate, the last evolutionary step of the human species is outdated as ell, huh?
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>>27785145
>>27791055
fuck off jamal prewitt
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>>27785266
GEMS
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>>27777192
FIGHTING
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>>27777099
Realize I'm in EQG-land and moonwalk through the mirror portal back to a universe with some real goddamn ponies
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What's with all the religious faggots lately spamming their 2,000 year-old memes in every thread? Ell oh ell, everything I say is the truth because I I got it from a mistranslated book of poems and stories compiled by a bunch of rich old farts who wanted to codify and consolidate their authority over everyone else. Keep guzzling that Kool Ade if you must, but keep that bullshit to yourself.
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You stuck it in crazy, didn't you? You know better...
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Coat hanger
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>>27795863
What's with all the fedoras lately? I'm genuinely curious, was there a meetup or something?
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>>27798337
The elite does everything to get as many fedoras as possible. As many fedoras, to fight against Christianity.
The mere fact that Christianity in its every word and deed by the book is the biggest opposition to a one world nation should be enough.
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>>27777272

It's possible if it's triplets.
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>>27778517
I think someone found him and he did turn out to be autistic or have some sort of disorder. But I might be thinking of another atheist
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>>27777284

I think they like to quote the parts about God forming people in the womb and knowing them before they are born, etc, to then argue that a fetus is as much as person as anyone else and claim that therefore abortion is murder.
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>>27799056
Nah, we should use logic for that.

Embryos have the potential to become humans. According to science, life is formed by the fusion of the two cells. Scientifically, fertilized human egg cells are living entities. They have the potential to become humans. Any potential of intended course is protected.
Killing fertilized human egg cells is murder.

In the nation of my ancestors woman shank pro abortion folks and doctors, and calling them pro murder. Saying "pro choice" has become socially comparable to Hitler.
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>>27777099
Preggo sex?
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>>27799954
I would
So
Fucking
Gently, unless told otherwise by ponk
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>>27798937
Why must we fight? LET US UNITE TO FIGHT THE MUSLIMS AND SAVE THE WHITE RACE!!!
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>>27777099
>study law
>force her to prove it's mine
>marry her
>move to a country where marriage is constant sonsent
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>>27777477
>It's because Sunset was a born again good girl in Rainbow Rocks.
like seriously?
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>>27799290
>in the nation of my ancestors
christianity used to be pro abortion dawg. they only ever got the idea that it was evil when retarded popes and reverands found out about that newfangled microscopes and thought they saw souls in the god damn sperm cells.
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>>27800864
This, and the nose
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