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>>27770418
Blink.
let me guess:
Another general dedicated to a fucking character done by X anon drawfag as textless roleplaying
fuck off
>>27770449
*Falls asleep*
>>27770474
let me guess:
another bitter anon who has no natural talents yet spends all day one a board for colorful horses criticizing how other people spend their time.
fuck off.
>>27770449
uh. blink?
>>27770449
>>27770449
I do not like this Sam I am.
>>27770449
As morning hues of sun swept fire caress your passion face. Alone with thee in pure desire, to worship your untold grace. My soul would cry in silent prayer, for hours spent apart. Your essence warms the evening air, as I dance into your heart.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK AWAY!
Oh dear if only Doctor Whooves were here.
>>27770511
boop
>>27770511
Boop the snoot.
>>27770511
*Blinksaway from you*
>>27770449
*teleports behind you*
>>27770500
Would you, could you, in a hole?
Would you, could you, without a soul?
>>27770511
>>27770580
yes i would inside a hole,
even if they had no soul.
id blow my load inside you see,
now fuck off normie or ill ree
>this thread is going places fast
>>27770593
what a cutie
>>27770593
Honk her snoot.
>>27770593
*Stops time*
*Blinks away from you*
Oh what now!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YDIjMwjydRM
>>27770593
Line up dick, close eyes, thrust.
Hope I remembered how these fucker work correctly
>>27770418
>>27770449
>>27770511
>>27770593
Disastral, is that you?
>>27770474
kill yourself you fucking retard
>>27770593
Quick, set a mirror in front of it.
I'd cuddle with this poner even if I ended up ded.
Blink.
>>27770912
It would be extremely painful
>>27770593blinkblinkblinkblink
>>27770912
Nah, you'd probably be flung to before Celestia was born
>>27770483
This.
>>27770998
man, this is getting merock hard
>>27770998
You guys are gonna get us all killed, dammit.
>>27770597
Underrated post.
>>27770998~kissu
I wanna reap it and take a hammer to its face to see if it screams.
>>27770998
You are cute. I approve of this. What may you be doing here? Here, I'll even give you time to answer
[Closing eyes intensifies]
>>27770998
Surprise hug.
If we die, we die happy.
>>27771031
not really
I imagine poner Weeping Angel would cuddle you when close enough.
>>27771027
fuck your mirror
>>27770998
Why has that snoot not been booped!?!?
>>27771135
You don't understand the consequences of your actions.
>>27771150
I fully understand them
I just don't care
>>27771159
Eccleston wouldn't have let this happen.
>>27771159
This man speaks the truth
>>27771216
>>27770418
>>27770449
>>27770511
>>27770593
>>27770998
>>27770998
LOUD BLINKING
>>27771228
Fine get sent back in time see if I care.
>>27770998
Boop.
blinkblinkblinkblinkblink
>>27771309
worth it
Looks like disastral's work a bit
>>27771222
Well self check while we wait for OP to deliver, fantastic job by the way OP
>pic unrelated
RUN AWAY!
>>27770998
>blinklewdly.
Has anyone tried booping it yet?
>>27770628
I know rightwe just can't take our eyes off her
>>27771368
That poor kid is going to be fucked for life.
>>27770998
I'd fuck that statue.
>>27771674
The chimichanga speaks the truth, mang.
>>27771677
Thank you for the defense dubs checked
>>27771674
Sorry OP is gone and I'm bored so I must
If op don't deliver can someone drawn the next pic with the WA unzipping anon's pants/unbuttoning shirt, in first view pls
>>27771901
Yes this is what I have been saying all along
>>27771222
>>27770672
>>27770998
Blink
>Weeping Angel poneDo you get sent to Equestria once she gets you while she feeds on whatever amount of time you had left here?
....and where's her spoopyface?
AND NOW... we wait
For everyone asking OP to deliver, I'm pretty sure those pics are reposts.
Blink...
>>27771981
p-pls no
>>27770628
too bad she is a pony of version of something that is trying to kill you.
>>27771981
Not reposts.
>>27771981
Then >>27771901 still apply
>>27771901
>*unzips dick*
>>27771952
But I want to stay here with Weaping Angel pone.
We can play peekaboo.
>>27772043
Nonono
I want WA to unzip it
>>27771981
It's Disastral testing the waters with new stuff, as he usually does
>>27770998Should I write green of a small little idea I have on this? I don't want to possibly overshadow OP though.
>>27772117
disastral is already gone. do what you want
>>27772117
Do it.
Do it do it do it.
>>27772145
...Clever girl.
>>27772117
Do it fagnigger. I need green of qt3.14 Spoopy Statue Pone.
>>27772145
Hug
>>27772145
*teleports her into a wall covered entirely in mirrors*
>>27772312
>wink wink
>>27772312
How would she react if you alternate blinks with one eye only?
>>27772312
Blink the following code:
.... . -.-- / -... -... -.-- / ..- / .-- .- -. - / ... ..- -- / ..-. ..- -.- ..--..
![[waggles_eyebrows].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wN1GjPW.gif "[waggles_eyebrows].gif")
>>27772312
[waggles eyebrows]
>distral needs attention: the thread
Not making enough money on your patreon so you're shilling here again?
>>27772383
>not enjoying qt marshmallow horse statue
>>27772393
>cronies at full force, too
>>27772383
>>27772401
>trying this hard to shit on content creator
When will they learn?
>>27772412
That their actions have consequences?
>>27772312
ayyyy gurl
blink blink
lemme holla
Stonepone gets me granitehard
>It's a stallion the whole time.
>>27772407
Yup. You got me. I chose this thread specifically to talk shit in. No really.
>>27772412
>content creator
Then he'll put it behind a paywall on his patreon when he has you interested. Have fun.
>draws a few shitty sketches of pony OC mismashed with a statue of a saint/angel
>gets his dicked sucked for "OMGURD SO CUTE OC 10 OUTTA 10"
You're all fucking idiots.
>>27772442
Oh boy and here comes the lewd guys. Get your wallets ready.
>>27772442
Not sure if lewd or random line?
THANKS OP, NOW I HAVE STATUE FETISH
>>27772442
>>27772442
Oh Christ it's in heat.
>>27772442
Wait just a second. I sure hope that line there is just a stray line and not a vaginal slit.
>>27772456
>this mad
Well went as much of Disastral's stuff as I could care to find, good, but not porn one pic of OC undoing zipper with teeth but nothing more, SOL Anons
>>27772442
I'm torn
Do I stop blinking and enjoy the sight before I'm inevitably killed, or keep blinking?
>>27772473
>this poor
ftfy
>>27772442
I swear to fuck, fuck you and your fucking cute lewd statue that is making me want to write a greentext about Doctor Whooves and a weeping statue on heat
>>27772456
>being this assblasted
I bet you kiss girls faget.
>>27772472
>Tries to fuck you every time you blink.
>It's just grinding on your dick because you can't penetrate rock with your cock.
>Doesn't feel good, man.
>>27772442
>>27772477
Shit was wrong I leave for 1 god damn minute
>>27772483
>You are now aware that the Doctor is with Derpy because she is grey like a weeping angel.
Friendly reminder
>>27772456
We'll have to pay for something made by another person instead of expecting to get it for free!?
>>27772442
>that line
do...do I call the mods?
>>27772515
Don't you dare you fucking bean.
>>27772515
Just don't blink.
>>27772456
Why are you so fucking angry and cynical? Can you just enjoy anything while it lasts?
*closes eyes*
>>27772530
Open your eyes.
And see, your eyes are open.
>>27772525
They stole his sense of wonder. Try and focus on cute lewd statue horse instead.
>this thread
>>27772442
>NSFW
YA DUN GOOFED
>>27772456
>Then he'll put it behind a paywall on his patreon when he has you interested. Have fun.
No paywalls on the patreon, The only thing that resembles any kind of paywall is sketch pages. Patreons get shit a day early and priority on questions, thats about it.
>>27772456
summer is real
>>27772558
You can make things exclusive to patrons. And most people who are paying to see that content aren't going to leak it to the masses.
I'm not the anon, nor do I believe that that's wrong in any way, I'm just saying.
Why is this such a difficult concept?
>>27772490
They're only statues when they're being observed. Quantum locked.
So you could close your eyes and get a blowjob as long as you didnt look at it.
>>27772456
The only kind of artists I don't like are the lazy kind that put in a low amount of effort to get patreon followers and then sit around providing little to no content while they get paid monthly from the unfortunate idiots they duped into paying their bills, like Tiarawhy, or the kind that are so up their own ass about their "skill" that they waive any criticism whatsoever and hide behind provoking their fanboy whiteknights to defend them, like Pencils.
Disastral anon doesn't seem to be either of those types, so he's alright by me.
I think basic rape advice goes well here
>just close your eyes and enjoy it
>>27772583
Who's the troll?!
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT.
>>27772588
Dubs of truth checked
>>27772585
So in concept I could restrain one and close my eyes and rape it?
>>27772515
Why not? If people are so hung up on rules, they won't mind if you report this one that breaks them too.
>>27772442
how's about we get a better view?
>>27772626
You just gotta close your eyes.
>>27772366
They stay still
Only one character thought of doing ever
>>27772515
Leave Scruffy be he doesn't need to be given work he does what he wants
>>27772633
Imagine how pissed off a weeping angel was when they realized this flaw and could do nothing.
>>27772646
Or looking each other, or looking at a mirror.
>>27772646
Well, it did burn an image of itself on her retina
>>27772656
How would it respond to a blind person?
>>27772442
MOOOOOOODS MODS MODS MOOOOODS
>>27772515
Ye
>>27772694
How would it respond to something like a robot that has a constant video feed? It's technically not eyes, but it's still seeing
>>27772700
dont be a faggot
>>27772711
It would probably bitch about how kids these days have fancy robotics and how a weeping angels life is hard now a days.
>>27772700
You seen to forget this is our mod he cannot be called have you seen that lewd thread that's been up for over a day now
>>27772700
>>27772442
keep your eyes open and molest her
>>27772728
Lewd threads aren't against the rules..
>>27772711
Any recorded image or drawing becomes a weeping angel itself given what happened in that episode, the robot would then embody a weeping angel
>>27772442
Touch it.
Do it.
>>27772442
Fairs fair.
>Show dick and blink.
>>27772748
That's what I mean besides the is a literal horsecock on page 4 so really we are behaving quite well
>>27772799
Update: it is now page 2 cause someone bumped with horse pussy and said the mods are asleep
>>27772442
>touch iton its line
>blink
>>27772824
no one cares attention whore
>>27772442
A ma boop ye you fuck
>>27771727
>ifunny
>>27772898
No google actually because I saw chimichangas and had to find something
>>27772442
>>27772938
Oh come on man it's nothingto weep about
>Weeping Angels kill by seducing people now.
Clever girl.
>>27772973
close your eyes for a kiss.
>>27772442
>eyebrow wiggle
>wink
>>27772117
well if this fag aint gonna do it i will
"DOCTOR WHAT DO I DO"
>"DONT BLINK WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT BLINK"
>you are anon
>and some fucking statue is about to kill you
>fuck fuck fuck
>"ANON RUN RUN INTO THE TARDIS GO GO GO"
>you look at the doctor
>wait
>filled with dread you turn your head
>...
>its hugging you
>well a rock is hugging you
>the doctor is stunned
>"it- it didn't kill you? why?"
"can you get this thing off me doctor
>"anon just close your eyes"
>you close your peepers
>and open them again
>its looking at you
>fucking creepy
>"well in all my years i- well this is totally bizzare it should of sent you back in time but it didn't"
>"weird"
want me to cont.?
>>27772442
>>27773008
Of course we want you to continue
>>27772456
>>27773008
Finally, the green I ordered arrived!
Moar plz.
>>27773008
Sure why not we'vegot the time
>>27772970
>>27771640I am now 3 of the 4 Carloses on this threadwhat the fuck is my life
>>27773008
>>27773008
Oh.
I was going to write just like a one-post thing about the statue hugging you, but I guess you had the same idea, too.
Well, whatever. Carry on, then.
>>27773008
>Anon has to walk around with a pony statue hugging him in different positions.
>>27772442
Oh god please more. Blink in a way that lets her know we like what she's doing.
>>27772442
>You will never close your eyes and feel statue poner hug you tenderly.
>>27773137
We all suffer daily knowing this, Anon, let's not remind ourselves of this fact now.
>>27773008
No.
What happened we lost posts but lewd is still here, and so is my Carlos who got banned?
If this thread is alive by tomorrow afternoon, I'll write green.
Fuck you again drawfag, fuck you.
>>27773137
sure is /swt/ in here.
>>27773158
Angels got them.
>>27773277
WHY DID THEY BLINK??
>>27773277
Dubs confirm. Sexy statues killed them.
>>27771019
Nigga,
>>27771368
topkek
>>27772442
Lick
>>27773366
You mean blink and lick.
Or can we just keep on licking and build up pleasure for her until next blink
>>27772442
Get a chisel and hammer and go to town on that slit
>>27773390
This
>>27773390
>Teasing the poor thing like that.
>>27773391
Whoa now, we want to pleasure the mostly immobile statue, not ruin her genitals.
>>27773390
>She turns into a puddle of wet cement
>>27773398
>mutilating beautiful statue horse pussy
Absolutely haram.
What if we just close our eyes? Solves the quantum problem. Put our trust in the Angel and skip the red light/green light bullshit.
Jumping the gun a bit, fellas. We should at least get some sign of consent before we just take advantage of her immobile state. Besides, if we were to attempt rape, she would inevitably kill us for our treachery.
>>27773417
How would OP draw it, though?
>>27773429
She showed stonepussy first.
And she didn't say no.
>>27773399
Kek
>>27773439
>>27772442
> Winks lewdly
>>27773441
Flashing her rockvag is one thing, allowing us to touch it in some way is another altogether.
>>27773008
Fucking hell yes, keep going!
>>27772483
Would be great to see this one too
>>27773473
Holy fuck my dick just exploded.
>>27773458
It's an invitation, it would be rude to just leave her there.
>>27773473
>>27773450
reported
Imagine Maud scissoring a weeping angel.
>>27773495
brb piecing my dick back together again
>>27773489
We can't be certain, she could just be teasing us. It would help if we could establish some sort of effective communication with her other than *blink*
>>27773500
Show her our rock hard dick.
>>27773439
I know right I'mdrawing a blankI won't stop until OP tells me with pic or I get Scruffied
>>27773507
She could take offense to that.
It'd be worth the risk though.
>>27773535
Make it blink at her!
>>27773507
This sounds like the safest bet.
>>27772442
>Closes eyes and kisses cheek
Where did OP go? Did he/she go to sleep or something? Did OP leave us with a cliffhanger?If there's one thing I have a love-hate relationship with it's someone who knows how to tease really well.
I bet OP fell asleep or some shit
>>27773622
If that's the case we need to keep this thread alive until he/she gets back. I need moar.
>>27773592
I want to kiss WA's stone flanks.
>>27770418
Sorry guys my computer commited sepoku
No green for a bit
>>27773723
HE'S NOT DED
>>27773723
>computer commits sudoku
Disgrace to the famiry.
>>27773723
>sepoku
Is that some kind of sick, twisted cross between sudoku and seppuku?
>>27773633
I want to lay WA down and tongue fuck her chiseled cunt while keeping my eyes wide open until she's moaning for release through her pursed stone lips.
>>27773746
It's all a numbers game, man!
>>27773746
Yes
>>27773750
>implying you wouldn't feel up that glorious chiseled behindconsensually
>>27773729
I think that's the greentext dude.
>>27773750
But anon stones can't talk or moan
You logic is flawed
>>27773799
Perhaps, but the thought is pure boner fuel.
>>27773774
>implying I wouldn't do both
>>27773815
Would you even go so far asengage in consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
>>27773826Covered by a blanket and with the lights off.
>>27773839
L-lewd!I'm not sure I could go all the way like than, man. The best I think I could do is sensual, tender cuddles before bed.
>>27773826
Who wouldn't want to breed awesome hybrid death statue babies with a sexy weeping angel pone?
>>27773826
Of course my love for WA isset in stone
>>27773883Would you bring them up in a loving, Christian home like they deserve?
>>27772442
>>27773366
Slowly rub inner thighs, promise that you'll do beautiful things to her if she will let you. Close eyes and wait.
>>27773899
Carlos, I do not approve of this wordplay. I'm going to ask you to stop, but I will understand if you refuse.
>>27770492
Bad idea, I've seen how this ends. You wind up trapped in a hotel growing old.
>>27773913
This plz
>>27773918
Oh no, we'll bestonedfor these puns.
