Rainbow Dash is the sexiest pony, because there is a Dash in "hard-on".
>>27767258
Boo, that was bad.
>>27767264
Says your waifu post-coitus.
>>27767275
It's not my fault RD can't feel anything past all that crust.
>>27767275
Baby wants bottle? big dirt bottle?
Everything is horrible.
The whole world is doomed.
We're all gonna die.
Your waifu isn't real.
>>27767258
I want tomake passionate love toRainbow Dash.
>>27767258
I want tohold her hoof.
>>27767258
Your joke is bad and you should feel bad.But you're right.
>>27767350
Once was enough, stop.
>>27767381
This board needs a big dose of reality, so, no. Go cry in your milk.
>>27767390
You're the hero we need but not the one we want. So fuck off.
>>27767390
And to the filter you go then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
>>27767390
Today a bitter manchild has come to the realization that his waifu is not real and feels he must make everyone just as sad as he is.
What he doesn't understand is that his cries for attention fall on deaf ears, for we all know in our hearts that they're real and would never betray them with pitiful thoughts like these.
You've lost the right to love her, anon. Shame on you.
>>27767412
>implying implications
>assuming assumptions
>projecting (look it up)
You are sad creatures full of hatred and despair.
>>27767421
Bui, please go.
Or whatever shitty b8 you are, fuck off already.
Although you post almost like Bui, so I am 95% it is you.
>>27767421
My waifu is real you misanthropic pleb.
Go wallow in your own projections elsewhere.
Thread status: pic related
Never change, /mlp/, you glorious faggots.
>>27767258
She's okay for a dyke, or a feminine stallion, but there are much sexier ponies
>>27767531
There's no salvaging the wreckage, kohai.
>>27767258
but Dash is sexy no joke
>>27767531
>dyke meme
Ebin
>>27767575
She will never fuck you, dashfag.
>>27767585
Shh, no tears now.
>>27767585
It's okay, there's no need to damage control.
>>27767258
Technically, it's a hyphen.
– this is an en dash.
— and this is an em dash.
Nohardfeelings, tho.
>>27767634
fuck off to aryane thread you typonazi
>>27767653
You're lack of punctuation only makes my penis harder.
>>27767678
Are you mad‽
>>27767696
I am madly bored, yeah
Bye Felicia.