Would you rescue this fair maiden?
>>27757075
Out of necessity, obliging moral codes and all.
>>27757075
Yes, seeing that she's too scared to float down
But I already have my fair maiden
>>27757075
Just jump! I'll catch you, I promise.
>>27757075
I'll yank her mane down and then catch her as she falls.
"See, If you just cut this fucking thing I wouldn't have been able to do that and scare you half to death!"
>...
"...Shy?"
>>27757075
>rescuing worst pony
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>>27757075
More along the lines of convincing her to fly down. But, seeing that rescuing her would lead to healthy relationship with casual sex, I would. Sure
>>27757075
Fly. Down.
>>27757075
>Smack hands together.
>She jumps, falls out the window and goes stuff.
>Glides to the ground like a paper plane.
>MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
>>27757093
I came here to post that. Good on you.
>>27757289
If only I could make a rope with some sticks or leaves
>>27757075
Yes. Aside from waifu status, see >>27757082 it would just be mean to let her suffer.
>>27757239
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>>27757888
Is it...is it broken?
>Bitch you can fly.
*swags away*
>>27757075
I'd tell her to use her fucking wings
>>27757075
i want to kill fluttershy
>>27759214
I want to rape fluttershy until her backside looks like a grape that fell off of a salad bar and was stepped on by one of the waiters
Maybe if I can be convinced to not be lazy. It is the right thing to do and all, but that takes effort.
>>27759229
good
>>27759257
Besides, it would hurt her to have a 150-250lbs human pulling on her hair. She can save herself.
>>27757075
where is the greentext of freaky fred saving fluttershy?
>>27757075
Okay, fine, I'll get her yellow ass out of the tower, but what's my obligation after that?
Can I just point her in the direction of a town and wish her luck, or do I have to travel around with paranoia-pony until my adventure is over?
>>27759344
You climb the tower, bring her down then fuck her senseless. Keep fucking until she grows addicted and produces a child. The two of you raise the child and fuck it if it's a filly or eiffel tower the shit out of Fluttershy if it's a colt. If twins; do both.
>>27759374
I don't know about that...not muh fetish.
I'm willing to rescue her from the tower and maybe throw her a bone, but spending the rest of my life with Yellowquiet is not in my plan. I just don't want to live in a house that smells like shit and animal urine.
>>27758007
>Swag
Sunmerfag! Kill him before he attracts others!
>>27757888
>>27759570
>not wanting to spend the rest of your life having sex with one of the most fuckable ponies in the show
>>27757075
She has wings. I don't see the problem here. Shes just doing it for attention.
Hey feggets i'm new to 4chan
>>27757075
Cant climb up her mane, she wears mane extensions. Shit would fall of. but yes , I would climb that tower for her
Dicks
>>27757075
Yes.
With my dik.
>>27759344
This is now officially an escort mission.
You must take her to the village and fend off raptors.
>>27761717
Wouldn't it make more sense to capture one of the Raptors and ride it home?
