Time to play...the MLP hoedown! I'll begin..
(cue music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZCIutM2JEI
Rainbow Dash is a pony, she comes from Cloudsdale
She has a pretty rainbow mane and a rainbow tail
But this pony has a secret, I really shouldn't dishIt's that she has crusty cunt that smells like rotten fish!
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Applejack in the background, she isn't very smart
She can't do the math, she pushes 'round her cart
She loves her little sister, but I really shouldn't say
If I am quite honest then Big Mac's fucking gay
The great and powerful Trixie, I took her on a date
We had dinner and a movie, it was really great
But what I wasn't ready for was her final trick
The great and powerful Trixie had a great and powerful dick
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should've said a giant dick
We all know Celestia, she has a big sun butt
Every anon on this board just really wants to rut
We even worship her big fat ass with religious zeal
In the end we are reminded that she isn't real
THAT SHE ISN'T REAL
I know that nerd Twilight, I know she loves to read
She always in the library, her brain she wants to feed
But I know her secret, this might ring some bells
She only reads those books to learn the freaky tentacle spells.
She says her name is Maud Pie, she really loves those rocks.
I was hoping, that means she loves the cock
But when I fucked her, her face it didn't change
She took it like a statue and sighed when I came
That pony Limestone, she truly is a bitch
When I tried to kiss her, she kicked me in the dick
But late one evening, I put her in her place
I jerked off on Holder's Boulder then I wiped it on her face
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>>27753187
Good stuff OP.
I still tend to rewatch some British / US episodes.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/l1bcxmtwcbgda1f/Whose%20Line%20is%20it%20Anyway%20Hoedown%20Karaoke.mp3?dl=0
here, one of two
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my favorite pony is derpy hooves
she admires everything, including my moves
Because i fuck her every day, atleast fourty times
she hasn't said anything though, but i can read between the lines!
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two of two.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wxuw0r6ekz6vehe/Whose%20Line%20is%20it%20Anyway%20Hoedown%20Karaoke%20Number%20two.mp3?dl=0
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Derpy is best pony, she's such a cutie pie
I love her blonde mane, and her messed-up pretty eyes
But what what I love most of all, please don't think I'm crass
its not her face her eyes or mane its her round fat bubble ass
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I love my pony waifu now, she really is the best
Every time I see her my heart pops out of my chest
I can get angrier than a bunch of Russians
And that's when all you faggots say that Derpy's name is "Muffins"
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Kek, nice work
I painted a bunch of wings on cardboard on the spot.
I told my boss it was for the next season and got a contract renewal on the spot.
Ive seen this horse around, her name is Rarity
They say shes the cutest horse that you'll ever see
But boy let me tell you, whats rare is just one thingIts that she gives it up, practically for free!
Luna met me in a dram one stormy night.
She calmed my nerves and saved me from my mental plight.
But one thing that plagued me, and tore at me within.
I wasn't even sleeping, this princess simply broke in.
Zecora is a fine old mare with stripes in her hair.
She may not be a pony but you should be aware.
She can craft a potion, many have power without rung.
One time she made Twilight drink magic cum.
There's a yellow horse thats followed me for about a week
Ever night i swear i see her watching me in my sleep
But there's one thing i now know that fills me with dread
Its fucking Fetishshy whos always under my bed
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bump
There's a pink horse i know, who's a bit sad.
She used to pop up into everything like some strange fad.
But now a days when mods see her, they have a cow."Hey Anon! Im in this song right about now!"
>>27752269
>Time to play...the MLP hoedown!
But she's still standing up.
There was once a pony and her name was Pinkie Pie
Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye
But there is just one thing about this pony you should know
That she is the best pony in this entire show
My older sister Rarity she really is a whore
She moans all night and rocks the bed she even locks the door
But that isn't the worst of it so listen if you'll please
'Cause when she's up she touches me to share her STDs
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I don't think you understand the rhyming scheme.
Bamp
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Twilight the nerdy pone, always in a book
From early season one my happy heart she took
Loving her and cuddling her, we'd do these things
Until season three, when she got her wings.
Pinkie Pie the party pone sure does love to bake
For my special birthday she baked a special cake
Smiling and happy, I could surely die
But not before giving her my own cream pie.
Rarity's a fashion pone who's always dressed the best
No better in Equestria from far East to the West
Come on down and look around in her little shop
50 bits for anything, oh shit she's a cop.
Fluttershy's the quiet one, shy as one could be
Animals are her thing, that you'd clearly see
Humming to the birds and singing a pretty song
Flutters is still Angel's bitch, keep that pimp hand strong.
Apple pone loves her family, that much is surely true
Big Mac and Granny Smith, Little AB, too
Family and apples from wake til time to sleep
She writes in her diary, I want Big Mac balls deep.
Rainbow the fastest pone simply can't be beat
Sit back and watch her show, why not have a seat?
She'll race you any time on any day
How's it feel to lose to pone that everyone thinks is gay?
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p10 bump for creativity.
