Welp. /mlp/. im fucked. my brother caught me fapping to celestia and hes telling my parents as i type. wat do?
Hes also a ponyfag. he doesnt fap though.
>>27751775
>he doesnt fap though
Sure
>>27751775
>he doesnt fap though
topkek
>>27751775
>>>/reddit/
>>27751788
hes only 13. he'll cumome around.
also nice dubs you have there.
>>27751775
Post the picture that he caught you with
>>27751775
>he doesn't fap
>>27751844
Kek. Enjoy your vacation.
Parents bout to pull out my ethernet cable.
Nice knowing you faggots.
>>27751865
Being that much of a beta
>>27751844
>>27751855
>>27751865
AYYYYYYYYY
>>27751844
MOOOOODS
>>27751871
Yep. beta overlord.
btw last post.
>>27751775
>he doesn't fap
well this is quite the spicy new meme
>>27751844
>Hooves
>Anatomically correct
Color me impressed
>>27751892
Yeah. thought he was gonna be a anthro fag.
>>27751775
>underageb&
>>27751844
Well you're fucked, especially since horse pussy. Your parents will probably take this as some kind of indicator that you're an actual zoophile
>inb4 ">on /mlp/ >not one already"
But at least it wasn't a fetish pic, you'll get shame, but they'll probably forget eventuallyI'm sure Felix's and McKenna's did, unless they're super religious or something, in which case you could just spoil it for your brother and claim that the show led you to do it with its subtext and that your brother is the one who got you into it.
Of course, you could always just move out and ignore it, how old are you OP?
>>27751844
I gagged tbqhwy
>>27751892
>>27751900
Why b&?
>>27751775
Tell parents he's a ponyfucker too
When the fuck will this 404.
>>27751844
At least you have good taste.
Rip op.
he was a huge beta.
but he did not fap to no hooves.
>>27751844
>not a fag.
Great job op. ill fap in honor of you.
Yo. op here. im at the tim hortons down my street on my shitty laptop.
>>27751903
19.
>>27751900
How?
>not buying a cheap 2000 - 2007 era x series thinkpad for the sole purpose of keeping pony porn and jerking off in a corner
>>27751844
>crotchtits
>horse vagina
Fucking dropped.
>>27751974
Advice still stands, spoil it for him or move out and let the heat die down
>>27751984
Inb4 manchildren scream their heads off at someone with a different opinion
>>27751984
(You)
>>27751990
I aint no pussy. ill leat the heat die down. or ill just move in to one of my alpha friends apartment.
>>27752001
(You)
>>27751805
13yo don't fap yet?
I started around 9 and know a person who did at 8.
>>27752005
What? I'm just not into that shit.
>>27751984
Oh man. I was about to reply with a "faggot.", but >>27752001 made me realize that would make me come off as a manchild screaming his head off. I don't want that, so you get to have your opinion with nobody disagreeing with it.
>>27751980
damnit anon, now i want a x200t even more.
>tfw i might get a chink convertible tablet instead anyways
>>27752017
I started at 7.
>>27752022
(You)
How'd did you get caught? Why didn't you take more precautions?
>>27752043
Bro is a fucking ninja.
almost caught me looking at RD and AJ.
Dont have pic.
>>27751844
>this will never EVER happen to you, /mlp/
>>27752061
What did your parents say? Did they see the image? What were they mad about the most: you masturbating, doing it to horses or getting your younger brother see all the shit?
>>27752005
>>27752016
Cancer.
>>27752101
Pretty sure bro showed it to them.
and the first 2 they got pissed at.
i should have done it to anthro...
>>27751844
>anatomically correct
>hooves
>horse vagina
You have good taste, anon.
>>27752111____________(You)__________
>>27752124
I should have fapped to no hooves. not that im into that shit. i think its digusting. it would take anger away from my parents.
>>27751844
Fucking awful, she hardly even has an ass
>>27752139
And your brother is one of the biggest assholes I ever heard of.
>>27751974
>ban evasion
>>27752122
>i should have done it to anthro...
No
>>27752122
I agree. Although humanized would be less wierd.
>>27752139
No you shouldn't have. You've done nothing wrong (except showing the images to a kid but anthro wouldn't be better)
>>27752185
I know. i feel digsuted for even thinking that.
But parents would be sorta ok with it.
>>27751805
I started at 12, he is lying.
I do it anyways to anthro, sometimes normal but not that often.
>>27751855
SNITCHES GET STITCHES
Tell your parents he faps to gay clop.
Show them pictures
>>27752206
My bro told me he was gonna tell parents. got to smack him as hard as possible. then i ran.
>>27752212
They only take proof from search history
Im sure my bro faps to SOMETHING im not sure. he always uses incognito. so im not sure.
WHY DON'T YOU USE INCOGNITO
>>27752214
You are a real man.
Congrats.
Sorry for screaming like a fag but do you?
>>27752231
>he always uses incognito
When your 13 y-o brother is smarter than you...
>>27752244
>this
I live in a dorm, and my computer is password protected
I still incognito my porn
>>27752258
I do.
>>27752255
ha ha.
I'm dissapointed op...
>>27752261
>>27752259
I use incognito. had no time to close the tab before he started running.
>>27752259
>>27752274
>...
Real tired of this shitty meme.
>>27752283
And I am real tired of stupid fags like you that call everything people post more than once a meme.
I wish I could do the hacksaw mc graw on you.
>>27752276
Then just close the tab and deny everything
When will this 404?
>>27752231
Look up "kidlogger" and put it on his computer. It will log every website he goes to, incognito or not.
-/g/
>>27752295
Parents always believe bro.
i found 5 dollars outside and my bro said i stole it.
like what the fuck.
>>27752295
Sure, because he being killed by a mare later is preferable.
Oh well. A horsefucker is a horsefucker.
>>27752301
Did you beat him? Cause he was trolling you, or maybe he set you up.
>>27752300
Too late. im not going back.
Just say that you "accidentally" stumbled across it, panicked and clicked around
The mods are awake, so goodbye OP.
>>27752309
he was trolling. i smacked him.
it was at a hotel like 7 miles away from my house.
>>27752283
I'm really tired of this shitty hate for ellipses meme that came out of nowhere
>>27751775
>he doesnt fap though
>>27752017
i started when i was a sperm cell
>>27752328
They make you look underaged and stupid. If you are underaged at least be a cool one like OP.
>>27752316
Bro saw me fapping. again, parents always believe bro.
>>27752337
What the fuck man.
>>27752310
Was your computer given to you? If your parents took away your computer then save three 20 dollar bills and refer to >>27751980. Tell them it is your money so you can do what you want with your computer. Go to starbucks or something to download your porn for when you are at home without internet. Whenever you close the lid, the screen locks and you need a password. Simple.
>>27752330
>i started when i was a sperm cell
So you just made yourself?
>>27752353
>what the fuck man
How old are you then? if you still fear that somebody tells on you about fapping to ponies, then you can't be more than 16.
Hell my mother even saw my bestiality porn and she didn't say shit, cause I am an adult and it is my computer. Plus it is legal here.
>>27751910
dumb frogposter
Just lie. nobody ever trusts a 13 year old and for good reason
>>27752372
im 19.
read >>27751974
>>27752372
Also parents are no fap fags.
if you masturbate your dead. no intenet go read a book.
>>27752391
If it was in your computer, then what's the fucking problem? it is not like it was jailbait or CP.
Stop making a fucking storm out of a glass of water.
>>27752406
read >>27752400
Later after this is all over. Earn your parent's trust make them lose trust for him somehow, and get your sweet sweet revenge
>>27752414
Haha then you are fucked. Better find a fucking car or some abandoned building and start to steal radios or something, it is gonna be a long day, faggot.
Unless of course, you enjoy sleeping in the floor.
>>27752429
Im moving into my friends house.
>>27752447
Alright, gl finding a job then. You will need it.
>>27752459
I do have a job.
>>27751984
Your taste is shit and it always will be.
>>27752464
Then why didn't you leave earlier?
>>27752478
Fuck off no hooves fag.
>>27752487
Cuz im a faggot.
Plus pay is sorta shit.
>>27752488
Fuck off fag that just wants pastel colored barbies.
>>27752488
Fuck you legs fags. Butts forever!
Butt seriously I had to get that out my system before I helped OP. He seems to be living in a hyper religious family with zero tolerance to fapping. Why doesn't he he have his own computer and more importantly a place to fap were his little snitch of a bro won't interrupt him?
Look on the bright side. At least you didn't accidentally put several viruses on the computer. That's how my parents found out I was looking at porn. I was a stupid kid, one that just searched words like "vagina" and clicked random sites.
>>27751775
Move out and get your own place.
