President Barack Hussein Obama is headed to Eauestria to meet with the royalty. What happens /mlp/? How will Twilight or Barry fuck this up? What will be the consequences?
>>27751689
He'll apologize for the porn. He'll also be sure to bow VERY low to make sure he is beneath the short ponies. Then he'll give them $5 billion for no reason
>>27751689
>>>/pol/
And fucking stay there.
>>27751714
/mlpol/ is greatest alliance
>>27751714
Way to bump a thread that you don't like, way to cause the people replying to bump it even more
>>27751689
>Obama chuckled. "You mean the Elements of Harmony?
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=13e6368210f730417190d51d04cd8137
This is now a talkobamato.me thread.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38824/a-princess-for-a-president
>>27751689
He'll start importing millions of Zebras into Equestria and then blame Ponies when the crime-rate increases drastically.
>>27752532
He'd orchestrate a magical explosion in a laboratory killing 49 ponies, and use it as justification to curtail magic use rights.
>>27752546
Thus of course turning the Earth Pony and Pegasus population against the Unicorns even though the entirety of Equestria relies on magic in order to function.
>>27751924
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=11f9d27015be347252ade70302500711
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=0389dfe1ee4569d99cdee339e5dc4377
>>27751689
Obama nukes Equestria. Twilight destroys Earth with magic in retaliation.
