Can alicorns get fat
>>27749331
TWIGGY PIGGY
TWIGGY PIGGY
>>27749345
No bully pls, it's a glandular problem.
>>27749345
I've forgotten about her. Silly me
>>27749331
Yes, but Celestia burns it all off through magically raising and lowering the sun. In fact, she needs all so much cake on a daily basis just to have the energy to do that.
The moon, by contrast, is easier to move than the sun, but still taxing enough on Luna's body that she also needs to eat more than the average pony.
>>27749479
Shitty headcanon broseph
>>27749397
That ain't no piggy, Anon.
Now post more like this.
>>27749331
cake is mostly made from butter sugar, and egg. which means on a consistant basis celestia eats the most flesh out of any character just barely beating out ice cream binge rarity.
>>27749504
>le ebin thick meem
>>27749530
>there is no difference between sexy curves and fat fuck pig digusting
>>27749558
Except that ass is so fat, it is literally impossible even for an actual horse to have an ass that fat and still be thin everywhere else. Faggots that fap to massively ridiculously big tits and ass are probably impotent or some shit.
Why does she like cakes so much?
>>27749397
L O N D O N
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>>27749331
Mom, an entire cake is not just a slice.
>>27749603
OR PERHAPS SHE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A PLANE
>>27749331
Nope, but that cake knows exactly where it needs to go.
>>27749608
DUBLIN
FRANKFURT
>>27749608
I never understood this, please explain.
>>27749662
Meme from /fit/ where a grill posted a pic of her fitness progress and some anon replied
L O N D O N
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In hopes that she lived in London so he could meet her.
>>27749627
>>27749683
But we all know /fit/ is completely homo.
>>27749576
>nobody is allowed to like what I don't like
>stop enjoying things
>>27749805
>Can't stand the bantz
You need a little rape in your life, anon.
>>27749331
yes they can
Alicorns and Unicorns need to eat a shit ton of calories to power those fucking magic lasers they shoot from their foreheads.
>>27749683
Thanks anon
>>27749331
Remember that one scene in Matilda where the fat kid has to eat all the cake? That's the real test to see if one of their apprentices can become an alicorn.
>>27749806
I can take banter, it's just that fetish-shakers are pretty much exclusively users of ad hominem.
No point.
>>27749854
But I just wanted to be an asshole, and by your reaction I accomplished just that.
>>27749867
You sure are legion, Anonymous.
>>27749894
I come to 4chan to be an asshole, because at least here you can't punch me through tcp ip.
>>27749608
You are using the meme wrong m8
>>27749930
Don't you have some tea to drink, britbong?
>>27749331
I suppose that's a loss of cake
>>27749987
But a gain of ASS
>>27749504
>>27749331
they don't get fat they just get a bigger and round beautiful rump
>>27750105
SURE EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE TRIPLE G TITS AND QUINTUPLE XL ASS SIZE
EVEN IF NOBODY WOULD BE ABLE TO EVEN MOVE WITH THOSE, HUH WHO CARES, I FAPPED
>>27749913
I NEED TO LOOSE 15 MORE POUNDS, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY
>>27750122
Not everyone. And frankly, it is within human biological programming to find curves attractive. Wide hips mean a better chance of successful childbirth, and large breasts mean healthy, abundant milk.
Now, here's what I want you to do. Act, for even one second, like you don't have a fetish that takes things a little farther than natural. Then you can ride that high horse all day long.
>>27750551
I am just being a cynical fuck. Of course, if I clop, my fetish isn't natural by itself, since pastel colored horses that talk don't and will never exist, at least naturally.
