>>27735902
Reminds me of https://pony.fm/ and https://poniverse.net/ in general.

>>27735902
just got to add a giant G brand burned into her ass.

its only for songs though

What the fuck is that header

>>27735902
I want to cum inside YouTube pony.

>>27735902
Needs to Look more autistic and underage

>>27735902

>>27735968
>YouTube pony was very happy when she was brought into existence.
Many people from all around would post nice music, TV shows and their own videos onto her platform.
>It was a very happy time for YouTube pony.
>Until Google pony showed up.
>She offered a deal to YouTube pony, one she couldn't resist.
>"I'll promote you all over the Internet if you agree," she said,
>"As long as you give me a cut of the profits."
>"What profits?" YouTube pony asked.
>"That doesn't matter. Just sign up to my union, everybody'll know your name!" Google pony told her.
>"Alright," YouTube pony decided, "sounds like a plan."
>Then the advertisements came.
>"What're you doing?" YouTube pony asked, confused at Google's sudden change in her format. "This'll just make the place harder to use!"
>"Sure, sure. But now, both me and you'll be making cold, hard cash off these suckers!" Google pony declared.
>"Wh... That's not what I want for the users!" YouTube countered.
>"Right, but you do want money for your pockets, correct? You'd be crazy not to suck every penny out of this service you can," replied Google.
>"Fine. But no more crappy decisions!" YouTube agreed, begrudgingly.
1/?

>>27738608
>YouTube was unhappy with Google's sudden change, but she knew that now she'd be able to keep the lights on with the cash.
>But, Google wasn't done yet.
>Google had been contacted by another pony, who'd been making content for the real world, not just the Internet, for decades.
>Hollywood pony was a bit on the pompous side, but she knew how to get her way.
>"Google," she asked, "these ponies have been posting my movies and music all over your platform! You need to do something about it, I can't just give this stuff away!" She demanded.
>Google pony thought on it a bit, and decided, "you're right. It wouldn't be good for either of our paychecks if you didn't make any cash off of anything you made. Tell you what, I'll remove all your stuff off my platform, except for the music."
>"What?? The music has to come down as much as the movies do! This cannot be free, Google." Hollywood pony argued.
>"Right, but, if I make accounts on my own and post your music there and take the free stuff down, I'll hand over, say, 60 percent of the advertisement profit to you!" Google negotiated.
>"Nggh," Hollywood grunted, "fine. You can keep my stuff as long as I get money off of it."
>Meanwhile, YouTube was freaking out.
>Oh Celestia, why are all these videos being taken down?" She screamed. "Everyone's going to be so angry at me!"
>Google pony found her, scared and confused.
>"YouTube, I have some great news," she declared, "not only will we not be getting sued, but we're making even more money off of music now!"
>"No, Google! That's not what the users want!!" YouTube yelled.
>"Listen, kid, we're going to make so much money off of this, you won't believe it." Google rebutted. "Hollywood called me about it, you're getting about 10 percent of the profits, I'm getting 50 percent. She's getting the rest, it's gonna be great!"
>"Oh Celestia, this can't be happening..." YouTube pony pleaded to herself.
2/?

>>27738687
>Some time later, Google had noticed how much money a neighbor had been making recently.
>Facebook pony had been taking some of her user base with her social network.
>Google pony wanted in.
>Obviously, she couldn't just up and buy it out this time, Facebook pony's services were too expensive.
>"I'll start my own!" Google plotted.
>Google Plus, she called it.
>A few months went by, no activity.
>She noticed that her business partner, YouTube, was brimming with users.
>She got an idea.
>An awful, awful idea.
>"Hey, YouTube! It's your faithful business partner!" Google said. YouTube was surprised by the welcoming attitude her partner hat taken on today. "What's with the big smile?" She asked, interested.
>"I've got an idea! You know that social media platform I've started which is gonna take off any day now?" Google said.
>"Right, Google+? What's going on, Google?"
>"How about you make all of your users just sign up to my platform without a choice if they want to comment on any of your videos? It would be very convenient for your users, I swear!" Google proposed.
>"Google, what the Tartarus are you thinking?? I can't just do that, that's not what the users want at all! They just want to use my website, it's bad enough with your constant updates to the layout." YouTube defended.
>"No, see, kid, listen. We're gonna make so much money offa this--"
>"NO!" YouTube screamed. "Enough about the money, Google! It's like that's all you care about, money! You haven't given a single thought about the users, haven't you? All they want is to relax and watch some videos, they don't want to sing up for your crappy website!"
3/4

>>27738798
>Google recoiled at the sudden insult. "It's not crappy!" She defended, "it's got all sorts of features to help communicate with friends and family! Of course you wouldn't know, YouTube, since it seems like you haven't even bothered to look at it! And all of your users will have to after this new update! I'm going to make tons of cash from this, YouTube." Google stared right into her eyes.
>"And you're not getting a single bit of it!"
>She turned and left the room and slammed the door behind her.
>YouTube pony sat in shock. She was scared of the coming hours, what her website would mutate into next.
>She sat, defeated. "That's not what the users want..." she cried to herself. "That's not what the users want..."
4/4
First green, what'cha think?

>>27738803
that hurts

>>27738608
>>27738687
>>27738798
>>27738803
I hate green texts but that was really good. Pls write more

>>27735902
>Youtube pony
I think I'd like her cousin Redtube better.

>>27735902
YouTube has a nice ass

>>27735902
porn when?

>>27738803
Should of had more reason for the ponies. It was more of a manifesto on google/youtube than a story.

>>27738803
good one!

>>27740253
if you make porn of her, wont she just become porntube?

>>27738803
Honestly this is upbeat compared to the reality