Get comfy and settle in it's time to post drunk ponies, feel free to post some green, your favorite pony and poison.
Have a time or just dump drunk ponies this board can't have gone completely sober unless it's full of underage fags.
Fags.
>>27732297
Berry Punch deserves more love
What are you Horsefuckers drinking tonight?
>>27732297
OH YES~! MOAR!
>>27732938
this, alone because i'm a sad person
bamp
I POURED OUT ALL THAT STUFF YOU CALL POISON ANON YOU PASSED OUT AFTER DRINKING A LOT OF IT
Love me some Berry.
It is not my favorite poison but it is what I ingest most frequently
>>27732297
Sure, I'll green.
>How do you even get yourself into these situations
>You're happy, you've got a place to sleep, some decent friends, nice clothes
>You even have a nice job, screw what everyone says, nine to five has its perks
>You have fulfilling hobbies
>Well, none are coming to mind at the moment but you're sure they're there
>Yeah, you're happy
>Anyone could see that
>...Duh
>"Hello? Equestria to Anon, come in, Anon!"
>Rainbow Dash had not stopped pestering you since you agreed to go to the bar with her
>At least Applejack was being a bit more understanding about the whole situation
>Admittedly though, she had caught you deep in thought, might as well make yourself more amiable
>Time to snap out of it, you had nothing to worry about anyway
>Afterall, you've got a lot going for you right?
"I'm fine Rainbow, just wondering if this could go as bad as last time, that's all."
>You may have been joking, but there certainly was a bit of truth in your words
>You're friends sucked at "getting you out there"
>"Hey come on! At least me and Applejack are still trying! And you gotta admit, this is already a way better idea than that blind date Twilight had set up for you last week!"
>Applejack seem to chuckle at that
>"Hehe, ah reckon things will go a tad bit smoother this time around, let the ladies come to you, ya know? Besides, Lemon Hearts never was really all that excitin'"
"No shit, have you heard the story of how she got her head stuck in a beaker? How is that even possible?"
>You all laughed, the night having its silence disturbed for a brief moment
>Finally, you asked
"Where are we going anyway?"
>Rainbow Dash swooped in front of you, the grin on her face as wide as could be
>"Only the coolest, most awesome, bar in all of Equestria! Not to mention a place with only the cutest of mares"
>Her eyebrows bounced up and down with the last sentence
>As much as you appreciated the support, you couldn't help but be skeptical
>>27733615
Nothing wrong with that, I like icehouse tallboys or Apothic wines.
>>27733714
Do continue friend you for an audience in me at least.
>>27733714
"If this place is so awesome, then how come we haven't gone to it during any of our nights spent bar crawling?"
>It was Applejack who answered for her
>"Consider it a secret weapon, sugarcube. We just wanted to save the best for last, that's all."
>They're so full of shit
>Then again, they have tried very hard to find you somebody, even if you really never wanted the help
>Truth be told, you were lucky to have such good friends
>"Well, here we are!"
>Your eyes followed Applejack's extended hoof to a wooden sign, a sign that was far more vibrant than that of the bars the three of you normally frequented.
"The... Burning Bridle?"
>You barely finished before Rainbow Dash rushed towards you, pressing her face against yours before backing away, hovering in the air
>"Yup! Go on inside! We'll follow you! We wouldn't want any of the available mares to think you were taken now would we?
>You rolled your eyes, failing to fight back a grin
>Well what the hell did you have to lose?
>Who knows, maybe there was someone in there for you
>A girl who, perhaps, had less of a tendency to get her head stuck in beakers
>You made your way towards the door, looking back at Rainbow and Applejack for reassurance
>As always, the reassurance was there, Applejack making a "go on in" motion with one of her hooves, smiling her encouragement
>Taking a deep breath, you pushed open the door, a cascade of stimuli hitting you all at once
>This was definitley something else entirely
>The place had 3 separate stories, each crowded with different groups of ponies
>Some dancing
>Some drinking
>Some yelling incoherently
>The place smelled of smoke and alcohol and the air was filled with lively music, laughter, and general good feelings
>It was a lot to take in at once
"Applejack, is this a bar our a nightclub?"
>She laughed "You don't worry your pretty little head about all of that, all you need to know is that the girls are single and the drinks are cheap! At least for us girls, anyway."
>>27733904
3/?
>The most alluring sight was the staircase that lead to the third floor
>it was barely visible from down where you were
>Bright colors of beautiful displays poured out of the doorway at hypnotic rhythms
>Applejack steered your gaze away from the door
>Easy there, Anon, that there is for later tonight. More of a club up there than a humble ole bar."
>Before you could even ponder what that meant, she shoved you onto a bar stool, with a young stallion bartender awaiting your order
>You gathered yourself and began to speak
"I'll have a glass of-"
>Without warning, Rainbow zoomed to the stool next to you
>"He'll have vodka! 2 shots! Chop Chop barkeep!"
>You glared daggers into Rainbow Dash, what the hell was her gambit?
>She drugged, deflecting your accusations
>"What? You wanna have a good time don't you? You're always so uptight anyway."
>You couldn't help but be offended
"The hell's that supposed to mean?"
>Applejack gently elbowed Rainbow, laughing
>"Until you get him a tad liquored up! Then he's a riot!"
>You laughed, afterall you did kind of get out of hand when you drank
>...Nowadays anyway
>Your drinks were placed in front of you, followed by Rainbow sliding a few bits to the bartender
>"Don't worry Anon," She winked "We gotcha covered"
>Applejack mirrored the statement
>"Honest. We just want ya to have a good time"
>You really didn't deserve friends this good
"Thanks, really, but I can-"
>Rainbow started snickering
>Does she really have to keep cutting you off like that?
"What? What is it now?"
>She pointed a hoof to an area behind you, the other covering her grin
>"Speaking of a good time, looks like you may have found you one if you play your cards right!"
>You turned in the direction of her gesture, and your eyes fell upon a purple mare whose gaze was bouncing back and forth between her drink and you
>Once she made eye contact, her face flushed red and she returned to staring at her glass, alone at the end of the bar
>Poor thing
>>27733981
That's all from me for now, will continue later in the day if the thread is still alive. Cheers!
Glory be to best drunk pone!
>>27733714
>>27733904
>>27733981
>>27733990
bless you anon, I will wait for your return
>>27733990
Dealing with a nice, crunchy hangover, but I enjoyed the green.
