Who's parents know about your horse love?
>mfw dad found my Foe books
>mfw he's half way through
>mfw he said it was written by a bull dyke
>>27730832
they only know of the "stuffed animal thing" that is the only fluttershy plush I neglected to keep hidden once.
Both and neither gave a shit. Even when my brother said he watched the show they didn't care.They both actually watched the show with him a little and said they enjoyed it.
>>27730832
They know.
They don't care.
>>27730847
I have a daki on my bed at home and a life sized plush. I'm only home like 3 months a year, but I leave it open. I drunk called my dad that I was taking cream shots from a horse cock at bronycon. I think they are disappointed. But they don't say it.
My parent's know.
I'm not sure what they think about it, but they're are tolerant at the least.
>>27730832
Mom knows, thinks I'm lame. Like literally thinks I'm a fucking nerd for it. Dad doesn't know, but he was into Thundercats...can furfagness/animal love be passed down?
>>27730832
Not mine
>tfw dad laughs about it
>tdw you can hear the disappointment in his fake laugh
>tfw he pretends to take interest
>he pretends it's not about the ponies or the show, but the girls, booze, and the cons
>tfw he's in denial I actually like the show and want to sexual my waifu
It's like I'm a gay step child within my own family. I have to keep this shit secret. If I didn't work out like I do and didn't put on this alpha persona I put on I'd be the biggest disappointment
>>27730832
Think my Dad knows and he doesn't care.
My mom knows but has probably forgotten at this point.
My sister knows but doesn't care.
>>27730832
My parents don't care, as long as it doesn't have satanic worship in it, they won't care for a moment. Life is way too busy for them, one is a teacher, the other a large bank investment operator.
My brothers joshed me for a while about it, until my older brother's girlfriend also turned out to love the show. Then we team up on him and talk about the show and aggravate. Not too mean though, just in a silly way.
So yeah, nothing too bad for me...
>>27730832
No, I hide my power level.
I doubt they'll care, though.
>>27730832
Due to the fact that I have 8 plushes, 4 of the same character, yes, they do know and probably suspect I'm a pedo waifufag, too. Used to watch new episodes with my mom before this season started.
>>27730832
Wait... your dad read HALF of Fallout Equestria? Isn't that fic famously longer than War and Peace?
>>27730857
>>27730858
>>27730877
>>27730960
>>27731500
Glad to see that most parents are fine with it. I never formally told my parents, but I told them I was going to a convention, so they probably know. Neither of them seem to care, but they probably think its weird.
My dad doesn't know, but about two years ago my mom was over at my house and saw that I had an MLP themed desktop background. She didn't give a shit and has probably forgotten by now.
>>27731897
Yeh, or something. Idk. It has a sec scene and he read it.
>>27730871
ITT things that never happened
>>27732045
One good thing about having liberal parents is you can be a complete queer and a ponyfag and they still love you
>>27732252
I mean... you can believe that... but is that really that hard to believe? He reads. I have a library at home. I put my foe books in there.
>>27730832
both of my parents know I have plushies in my room, my mother thinks their cute and my dad occasionally jokes about me watching mlp
>>27730832
They know and don't care. Occasionally they'll even take playful jabs at me about it, so I think they're chill on that topic. Especially now nearly 5 years after I've gotten into it.
Well there's this guy's experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppmPNCNM8A
As for me, my parents know I'm autistic (like actually clinically autistic) and prone to liking weird shit like this, so they understood and just let me be as weird as I wanted to be. They were probably just glad I wasn't out getting drunk or high like my older siblings did when they were that age.
>>27732324
I heard that video was staged though.
>>27732324
I'm getting drunk with horse friends.I hope you're proud senpai
>>27730832
I was drunk when I told my mom but that was a couple of years ago and I am pretty sure she forgot about it
>>27730832
My mom and aunt and grandmother know.
>they don't know the full truth though.
>they don't know I have a waifu
You know what? Quick story time.
>Valentines Day 2016
>I'm stuck down at my aunts house.
>Bored, so I decide to try to spice things up.
>I take a look at the recent Pinkie Pie plush I got that Christmas.
>Idea.png
>I look around the house/apartment for some accessories to pretty her up. (Styled her mane, necklace, etc.)
>according to the dating handbook, wearing fancy getup is crucial
>I tell em I'm heading out for a walk
>they ask where to
>to the mall, I'm taking a girl named Diane out for dinner. (my secret code name for Pinkie Pie)
>They're slightly suspicious since I've never been on a date before.
>But I'm already out the house with Diane in tow in my backpack cause speed walking/nigger speed
>get back in hours later (9:30 PM)
>they're all watching a movie
>sneak into the kitchen.
>I figure to bond more closely with my waifu, I have to drink her.
>start making the recipe in the kitchen.
>aunt curious about the sweet smell of bubble gum
>whatcha making anon?
>oh it's nothing really, just a lil recipe for a beverage based of a character from MLP
>bullet dodged
>I think they'd disown me if they knew the 100% truth.I never knew my father but oh well...
>>27730832
My mother thinks i'm weird but she's proud that I don't drink/smoke or drug
But I wonder what she'd think if she knew I was attracted to underage horse girls
>>27732502
>but she's proud that I don't drink/smoke or drug
man I wish my parents were this easy
No green text right now my keaboard is fucked. So any ways this is my story. Be me, have been into mlp for a while watch the show alone and just chill and talk about it on fourms sometimes. My frinds know and they occasionally make fun of me for it but it dosent matter beacuse they dont care for the most part. Be on youtube one day board not really doing anything. Find the mentally advanced series. Think its great, still i keep my liking of the show on the down low. Decide one day that I should tell my mom because i figured that she would accept it the most. to introuduce her show her and episode of MAS (cant remember which one it was). She finds it strange and advises me to "distance" myself from it... Never told my dad and we all know how the distancing thing went soo yeah. She probably still thinks im a faggot though.
It's amazing how we have to talk about this like we're committing some heinous crime that needs to be covered up and apologized for. Maybe we are.
>>27732530
Well what else to life is there?
Become president?
>>27732570
I dont own any merch btw not beacuse I can't I just figure that I can spend my mondy on other things that will have greater value in the long run. saddly mlp will end one day and I don't want to have to go through several years from now and be dissapointed in myself for being such a faggot. I might get some eventually, but for now its just desktop bacgrouds n shit
>>27732378
Yep. The anon gave a vocaroo to prove he made it and it was fake.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z7lfwsXXH8
Told my little brother and sister about watching the show. My bro snitched to my parents and they thought it was weird. I showed my mom some video by the Sweetie Belle VA about how large of a fanbase the show has and now she doesn't think it's weird. Heck, she's almost finished watching season one herself. Pretty sure my dad's a little disappointing in me, but my brother is gay, an atheist, and a weaboo so it's not like I'm the big disappointment in the family.
>>27732749
So he basically tried to throw you under the bus so his weirdness didn't look as bad in relation to yours.
>>27732767
I don't think he had any malice in his intent. He's always been a little bit autistic, like he doesn't know which topics are taboo. He'll repeat entire episodes of family guy line by line, describing their actions, while we're out to dinner at a fancy restaurant and he wont get the hints the stuff he's saying is making everyone else at the table (and adjacent tables, nigga is loud as fuck) uncomfortable
>>27732749
I would rather be a brony any day of the week than a gay, atheist weaboo
>>27732827
so not figurative autism. But like legit spectrum disorder asperger/autism? Explains the weeabooism and atheism then
Both know
They think you're all a bunch of child-raping fags
>>27732882
They're not wrong :^)
>>27732899
dubs confirms we are all child raping fags
>>27730832
im not a brony nor do I want to fuck a bright neon horse im just lurking
>>27732899
No, we're horse-raping weirdos
>>27732906
Reality confirmed that when we were 10.
>>27732911
>im just lurking
I didn't think people could lie on the internet
>>27732920
I was
>>27732911
we all know you want some of that horse puss
>>27730832
Entire family knows. Mostly don't care
Dad thinks its weird but lets it slide for the most part.
Have MLP decals on my 3DS and since I've been carrying it around recently and anybody can see it when I play my newly purchased Rhythm Heaven Megamix last week, it's pretyy hard not to know.
My whole family used to know but reacted to it kind of harshly, so i told them I wasn't anymore
But my mom knows again, and she's keeping it on the down-low. In fact, she told me she was happy that i still like it
>>27733002
I'm kinda in the same boat except only my mom knew and she didn't like it so. i never told her that i was still into the show.
>>27733027
i know that feeling, except with my friend group
only one of them knows and still finds it weird
>>27733041
read related post: >>27732570
so thats pritty much it
>>27733055
ouch, sorry anonchecked
>>27733067
yeah it could be much worse. Ive still got the show, forums, fuck tons of fan made stuff and tobacco waiting for me at the end of every day.I really dont care what they think. still probably wont buy any plushies anytime soon though.
>>27733104
hey, as long as you're happy and in a good place dude thats what matters after all
luckily my family thinks all my pone merch was just left over from "when i used to be a brony"little do they know...
>>27730832
Everyone knows, everyone doesn't care
When my mom knew, she thought i was weird. Then a girl friend gave me a Pinkie Pie keychain that i put on my cellphone and my mom exploded. Had to fake that i left the fandom twice. She knows again but since most of my friends are bronies too it's kinda justified. Dad doesn't know and would probably disown me if he knew
Nobody knows nobody will ever know.
>>27733174
i know :^)
>>27730832
They know, and only one side approves.
My mom and stepdad didnt give a fuck, and even buy me merch, while My dad pushed me into a fucking door and called me a faggot.
Happy days.
>>27730832
>He's halfway through FoE
Does he like it?
My parents know to the extent that they have seen the toys I own, my mom has never mentioned it and most out of my dad was one time he came down here and said "You collect these?" and gave a light chuckle before continuing talking about whatever the hell he was before
One time he asked me if I liked Peppa Pig and to this day I don't know if it was a wisecrack or if he actually likes Peppa Pig (he's a weird guy himself, always watched cartoons with me and I've never seen Peppa Pig to know if it's something a weird old man might find funny)
I generally have been totally unashamed about my MLP love, but I'm also pretty much a shut in at this point so I don't have guests...the other day my cousins were here and I actually felt a bit of panic, I was really questioning if I should put my toys away or not....I decided not, but they never came into my room and instead asked me to come upstairs
>>27730832
my dad knew when i was in high school.
sat down and watched the show with me once
>"I see why you like it Anon but I honestly can't get behind it"
he was always really accepting though.
My parents know. Probably caught me watching around August 2011, or maybe I was autistic enough to tell them. I know at one point we all watched Dragonshy at my uncle's house. He got a kick out of it, the concept of a 'brony' tickled him in just the right way I guess. I reckon all my family and friends know by now.
Anyway, for Valentines Day 2012 I got wasted off my parent's liquor and fucked my Pinkie Pie plush before I puke all over her and fell asleep in my own vomit. So there is that. Also, my father was helping me with something one day, fiddling with the router I think-- I use Firefox you see, so you know when you open a new tab, it displays previously visited pages?-- and I'm pretty sure he got a clear glimpse at a thumbnail of this pic.https://derpibooru.org/856915It was just chilling right out there for him to see, so I'm sure he did. Also, I was chilling in my room one night with my horsecock and my cocksleeve sitting out in the open to dry after a good cleaning and I had the door open cause it was so damn hot. Well he just walked on in and started talking to me. I know he looked right at them, too. Poor guy. Pretty sure my mom has seen the cock as well. I've got all this merch too. Plus I just got my scarf, and of course they both had to see it since it showed up while I was out of town and they were dying to know what it was. Been to a couple cons too, and I never lied about what they were or anything.
They don't even try to convince themselves I do it for easy pussy or anything anymore, and with all they've seen they must know that I jack off to little multi-colored horsies. They don't think I'm totally gay (I'm not) but it must be hard. I'm the only boy they have, so the family name rests with me, and with the horse dick sightings the thought must be in the back of their heads. They just think I'm weird and that they can't ever hope to understand my generation. I guess not.
>Bro only knows
>early 2011
>catch bro watching
>tells me not to tell mom because it's embarrassing
>ok, decide to check it myself
>this is pretty good
>catch up with season 1 on youtube
>now bro and I watch it together
>late 2011/12? It was when the pony thread simulators came out
>ask bro if hes looking forward to the next episode
>nah anon i'm done with it, after watching PTS, its kinda awful now
>mfw he may have not lasted a year
>mfw i'm still in this fandom he got me into after over 5 years
fucking casual
>>27730832
>Mom found out when I forgot to leave one toy out I was working on modding.
>Just one toy.
>They thought it was cute, but got mad I wasted thimbles.
>Forgot about it and along came Christmas.
>Whole family is here, opening gifts like my brother and I are 12 again.
>Notice I have an extra gift.
>Look at mom, our eyes lock, she has a grin not even the best troll can muster.
>"Go on, open it."
>All eyes are on me, probably a camera too.
>Feel my body temperature drop.
>Open a EQG Rarity in front of my entire family.
>'G-good one, mom.'
>Family is laughing, dad is rolling his eyes.
>mfw
my parents are totally liberal but i still can't tell them cuz it would be too cringey lol
Do you mean watch mlp or masturbate to it every fucking day? They don't care about the former. And don't know of the latter.
>told dad that I watched MLP
>told me that he watched gen 1 as a kid
>mfw
I guess horsefuckery is in my genetics
>Brother catches me watching the show.
>Instant older brother jock mode engage.
>He realizes he is nearly 40 and I am almost 30, and lived with his shit my whole life.
>Mexican standoff.
>Click on a tab and show him a simple ebay sale of a plush pushing 1,300.
>"Holy shit."
>'People with disposable income.'
>"Do you even own a sewing machine?'
>"No, but mom taught us how to crochet"
>tfw two burly dudes are calling one another faggot while fucking knitting..
>>27730832
My parents both know. They have bought me pone merch for celebrations before. They don't know that Pinkie is my waifu, but they do know she's my favourite.
>>27730832
>>27732294
Are there even FOE books? I find it hard to believe that fanfiction got published.
>>27733432
straight savage.
>>27733901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxHuo8-_-9g
never doubt this fandom's ability to go too far.
>>27730903
>>27733901
I've seen pictures of some hardcover prints of FoE but I don't know how exactly those came about. Would totally drop a 100 dollars if meant I could have my favorite story in hardback or even paperback book form.
>>27733432
Top fucking lol, your mom is great anon.
>>27733901
I've got them
Both of my parents know.
My dad doesn't care in the slightest.
My mom use to be weirded out by it but she's cool now.
>>27733212
He actually does. I gave him the second book and he's gonna read that one. Him and I trade books sometimes so I decided to give him my old Kindle with fimfic on it. It has foe, horizons, pink eyes, that fic with twilight and x-com, and a few others I've enjoyed. I hope that one day I may get to share a drink and shoot shit with him about ponies.
>>27734769
If you want a paperback they have the pdf. You can get a self print for like 60 bucks I think.
>>27734800
well I know exactly what I'm doing with my next paycheck. Thanks anon.
>it's an "I'm underage" thread
>>27734842
nah mate, its an "I still live at home with my parents thread"
>>27734867
>It's an "I'm 20+, still live at home with my parents and care what they think about what cartoons I watch" thread.
>It's an "unadulterated, unfiltered, pure grad A+ autism" thread
>>27734867
>not living at home and going to uni
>wasting money on a place before you're financially stable
>>27734828
I'll link you the site when I get to my computer
>>27734885
>It's a thread
>>27732853
>durrr
god damn, I'd hate to believe in a god if I where you, then you'd have to deal with the fact that god personally made you such a stupid faggot.
>>27734800
>I hope that one day I may get to share a drink and shoot shit with him about ponies.
So do I, Anon, but I doubt it will ever happen. My dad is as normie as they come.The farmer type who doesn't say anything and is always serious, has no hobbies, and is obsessed with work.
>>27730832
>letting your dad read garbage
why do you hate him?
>>27730832
my mom: ...so does this mean you're over [touhou]?
(not really, mom, no)
>>27732500
10/10
>>27733715
That is awesome.
>>27730832
Nobody that I consider "family" knows(and it's likely they won't until I die), my friend does but he keeps quiet.
>>27730832
i am going to tell all of your mothers that you are a bunch of horse fuckers
>>27730832
My father drove me to Bronycon 2012, and I stayed with my Aunt. My fiends father drove us to BC 2013. They are ok with it, a little confused but ok.
>parents have known about it since 2011, but they've decided to be quiet about it, only every now and then asking me stupid questions about the mouth breathers in the fanbase
>they think I've gotten over the fad and have not mentioned anything to me for the past 3 years
>last year
>me and my mom fly out of town for thanksgiving with my grandparents
>mom starts getting pretty drunk at the party and starts spilling my damn spaghetti trying to get me to answer retarded pony questions in front of all these people out of the blue
>try to pretend like I don't know what they're talking about
>she damn well knows that I know and starts asking me more question
>Faggots saying 'they don't care'
Yes they do. They hate you for it.
I'm sorry.
>>27738744
That's some nice projection anon.
>>27738760
F-fuck you.
>>27738744
Just because you have shitty parents doesn't mean everyone else does. Do you want a hug?
>>27738811
L-leave me alone. f-f-faggot.
My dad is oblivious, or is he? I can't tell.
My Mom knows, shes cool with it. She paid for my ticket to New York city to go to New York Ponycon.
>>27738907
Ah, did you go this year? It was pretty boring.
I once left derpiboo.ru open on my laptop, my dad came in to check his bank account and he asked me why I was looking atnaked horses. That was awkward.
>>27738922
I went the first year.
How was this year boring?
>>27738927
Not enough people, that's a huge reason. The panels were kind of boring, and the venue felt cramped. But that's just my opinion desu fampai.
>>27738930
Maybe they should merge and consolidate cons, what with fandom activity winding down after its season 2-3 height.
>little 12 year old nephew faggot sees me re-watching season 1 before hasbro went apeshit
>dad finds me watching parody a few weeks later
>"I bet you secretly watch the show"
>eqg coming out
>"hey look son, your favorite show is getting a movie"
No mention of it since then though, but I bet they see all my pony wallpapers
>>27736169
Do you believe in God?
>>27730832
>at my grandpa's house doing work for him
>have to keep bending down to pick shit up
>phone kept almost falling out of my shirt pocket
>give it to him to hold for me
>forget about it
>remember hours later that I had a lewd thread open on Clover
>phone is not password protected
Who /playingwithfire/ here?
oh god
you people are human disasters
>>27739138
Go back to your cancerous cringe threads, /b/tard.
All my close relatives know, though they still remain skeptical of there being a large fandom of the show made up of people from all walks of life and not exclusively composed of homosexuals and/or pedophiles. I even showed my dad bits of one of the Military Bronies React videos and he's still not convinced.
>>27739103
madman
Most of my family knows, including my grandma who found some old G1 ponies in her attic and gave them to me randomly.
None of them seem to care, my little brother jokingly calls me a horse furry though.
>>27739493
>jokingly
he's not joking anon....
My mom knows, I off handedly mentioned I wrote fics about it, she doesn't care and often forgets that it's a thing, mostly becaue I don't own a single peice of merch and my power level was 100% hidden when I lived with them. Even when I did get my own space all I really bought was a subtle patch for my winter jacket.
>>27739532
>subtle patch
What's it look like? I love to collect patches.
>>27739581
Pic related, but the actual mare part is darker and stands out more. I'm a lazy fuck so I bought an iron-on one from etsy
>>27730832
FoE is SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>27734842
>>27734867
>>27734878
None of the above, here. I told my sister while we were both at my grandparents' house for thanksgiving. She promptly went around telling everybody who would listen. I think she was trying to embarrass me but my family is super chill and nobody gave a fuck.
>>27739600
Neato
>>27739103
>implying old people know how to use smart phones
>>27739619
Now you jsut made me remeber about the lack of content TF2 has been getting.
A major update is coming in a dew days anyway, so who cares?
>>27740366
This phone is shit at catching my mistakes
>>27738811Yes
>>27738947
>what with fandom activity winding down
ah that makes me sad as fuck
>>27739057
>Not knowing that abolishing religion is a step towards human perfection
>>27730832
Anon. Listen, you need to get a video camera and record your father's reaction to this pic RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>27740706
OP PLEASE
JUST THIS ONE TIME, BE THE FAGGOT WE NEED AND DESERVE
>>27730832
>Mom knows
>she sat down and watched the john d lancie brony documentary with me
>she likes twilight the most
>step dad knows
>doesn't give a shit
Brothers didn't care either. Only family member who gave me shit was my uncle when he saw me watching it. Then he decided to sit down and watch an episode with me and said its not bad.
>Mom found out.
>She wanted to watch an episode with me to see what the fuck was going on with her son.
>Run down the plot a little and she seems confused as to why a show for kids has a plot.
>You want to watch an episode or not?
>Cable company only has two episodes on the on demand.
>Return of Harmony.
>We are watching, she is getting into it I guess.
>Discord starts talking and she stops playing Farmville.
>"Wait."
>Turns out mom is a fucking Trekkie.
>She is laser focused on the show.
>tfw mom is a filthy nerd too.
So, could anyone tell me the reason why was I supposed to try to hide it? I don't get it.
Parent's don't know, but work does...
>Thought I was Tom Cruise buying merch at the store, sneaking around on breaks using the self checkout lane.
>Had this shit down to a science.
>We are getting new name badges, ones that let us put on catchphrases and shit, to be more customer open and shit.
>We are having a huddle, one of the guys in charge says "And for you Anon, how about 'I'm a brony'"
>Time stops.
>Rewinds to years before when he was bitching about Bronies in his Second Life server.
>I slipped.
>It is all crashing back now.
>I realize I am sweating really hard.
>Everyone is looking at me.
>The entire store's worth of employees, all 30 of them.
>Even the retarded cart pusher.
>mfw
>>27730832
>>mfw dad found my Foe books
I'm gonna stop ya right there...
You're a faggot.
Carry on.
>it's an "I shall hide muh powerlevel" thread
So, if you happen to like, say, Game of Thrones, would you try to hide it too? "Oh, I like Game of Thrones, I have a cup with the Stark wolf hidden in a safe and I only look at it when I'm alone, and of course I encrypt the episodes and I watch them overnight while everyone else sleeps because NO ONE MUST KNOW".
Or would that be stupid?
>>27741094
>Game of Thrones.
Please, I have fucking TASTE.
>>27741097
That doesn't really answer the question. Can't you picture a hypothetical scenario with something else you like?
>>27741107
I would talk to other about shows like that, yes.
Rick and Morty, of course.
Hell, i'm not even proud to admit it but I even talk shop about WoW with a dude at work.
Only because these are things we can relate too, because it's shit we share an interest in.
Not WoW tho, quit that shit a long ass time ago, just like to drop the vanilla wisdom when he asks.
>>27741119
K. To make it clear, I wasn't urging people to talk to other about MLP. There's a whole world between being an obnoxious shill and completely hiding something you like like if it was something horrible or criminal.
>>27741142
I'd just rather keep the fact that I watch a show about singing pastel unicorns to myself in the public to myself.
If someone else brought it up or was wearing something showing they also watched it then yes, I would have a conversation.
The same thing that happens when I am behind the gun counter and someone wants to talk about a 92fs, for nearly a fucking hour...
I will gladly do it, I will not approach a soccer mom, on the other hand and ask her what AR platform I need to ventilate as many kids as possible.
>>27741159
That's a good way to play it.
>>27740706
>>27740722
I'll make a WebM of me eating my own cum if OP does this EXACTLY as we say.
GET SOMETHING TO RECORD A VIDEO WITH. MAKE YOUR DAD READ THE TRUTH ABOUT KKAT. CAPTURE HIS REACTION. I'LL GO BUY A FUCKLOAD OF PINEAPPLE
My dad saw my phone while I was texting a friend.He questioned why I was sending pictures of ponies. I explained, and he didn't care. My mother also knows. Couldn't give a fuck.
>>27741253
If you're going to get pinepples at leat get exploding pineapples.
>>27740706
I don't get it...
>>27741052
>Second Life
Ya should of made fun of him for being a gayass furry, faggot.
>>27730832
>Mom walks into my room and finds my laptop opened to Derpibooru, with my half-boned Sugarstar leaking lube next to it
>parents have clearly seen my limited merch
>shirts, engraved dog tags, my desktop background
Pretty sure they have both neither heard of MLP, nor do they show any interest whatsoever.
>>27739057
Do you believe in magic?
In a horsegirl's heart?
>>27732502
>But I wonder what she'd think if she knew I was attracted to underage horse girls
If she was sane like most people, she'd be ashamed of you.
>>27730832
They thought I was joking when I said my girl looked a bit like my pony waifu, then they met her. She pretty much looks like a black haired and dark skinned Sarah Jessica Parker.
>>27733190
Sounds to me you got a cool mom and new papa and a self denying butt pirate of a sperm donnor
>>27733255
Peppa pig is made by mashing as many dad jokes they can into a lose 1 minute plot then spacing it out to fill the episode length. All dads love it.
>>27742278
I believe every one of these bastards on here is in serious need of therapy and sexual conquest
>>27732570
You ARE a faggot. "Formally"? It's not a religion or lifestyle. It's a cartoon you watch. You deserve whatever you got. Go hang out at the pulse loser
>>27741052
that pic looks like it's from Penny Arcade
