Just came home and found AJ in my bed. I think I'm gonna get laid guys.
>>27729865
>>27729865
It's time to take out the trash. And by trash I mean your waifu. And by take out I mean fuck.
Post timestamp or its fake fag
Thanks for the chuckle, OP.
Now go out and ride your Razor.
>>27729865
>>27729865
If you did, you might want to seek a mental health institution and tell them you're seeing cartoon characters as if they were in the real world.
OP here. Just got done with round 1. Goin' back to the apple hole for more soon. Which position should I fuck her in this time?
>>27730108
go back to deviantart, venom. you have an ask page to run
>>27729865
Not this retarded shit again.
>>27730216
OOOOOOOH BULLSEEEEYYEEEE
>>27730108
I-I don't even know how to respond to this fuckery
summerbait: the thread
>>27730108
MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION
>>27730400
Done. Just planted a seed in the apple hole. Taking a break now while apple wife basks in the afterglow.
>>27730598
we've found him
Back down up in the depths of the good ol' 4chan
There was a massive faggot who evaded his b&
He's dumb as rocks living in an old teepee
He goes by the wide know name as OP or O.P
Who never ever learned to stop sucking dicks
And his mom wonders why he's never liked chicks
Go go
Go O.P go go
Go O.P go go
Go O.P go go
Go O.P go go
Go and stay go
He used to fondle up his crinkly old dried up nutsack
And ask for his husbando to cum on his back
He would look at all the yiff that Furaffinity made
And wonder why his tulpa would not get him laid
Anons would drop by his thread and say
Oh dear god this fat retarded OP is sure gay
Go go
Go O.P go go
Go O.P go go
Go O.P go go
Go O.P go go
Go and stay go
The moderator told him someday you will be permab&
And you will be the cumrag of a shitstained man
Many posters come from all the boards around
Would come see how the faggot would break down
Maybe someday you will see the light
And say I should stop fagging tonight
Go go go O.P go
Go go go O.P go
Go go go O.P go
Go go go O.P go
Go
Go and stay go
>>27730598
plz anon
>>27730108
cowgirl
>time travelers and schizos in one day
I love /mlp/
>>27729865
The depths of your autism knows no bounds, you hapless genetic misfire. This is beyond pathetic. Having these sorts of fantasies by yourself is bad enough, but there is a special place in hell for gaylords like you who brag about them on the Internet. I hope a pack of something vicious chases you across an open field, catches you, and tears you apart and eats you while you're still alive and screaming.
>>27731631
>>27729865
I don't see anything on that bed op. Are you okay?
>>27729865
The action you're getting tonight is from Madam Palm and her five daughters.
That is some terrible shading. It'd be like if Gumball was made in China.
Also garunteed replies.
>>27731637
This from a sonicfag. Do us a favor, assface. Pull your bottom lip up over your head, and swallow.
>>27731718
>implying I'm OP
>>27731718
you're precious
>>27729865
Back to the MLP general with your autism.
>>27731729
I'm not, you know. I'm really not. What I am is shitfaced. Eat a dick.
>>27731766
Drinking alone in your parents basement again I see.
>>27731766
He's just adorable!
First day on /mlp/, I assume?
>>27731789
No, drinking alone in my own living room. Everybody else is dead. So you're not funny. Nigger.
>>27729865
>This thread
>>27731797
Not by a long shot, but I've certainly come up to a pronounced failure to give a shit. Why should I care what you as swipes think of me? No one gives a shit whether I live, die, or grow mushrooms on my ass, so I see no reason to care about your shitty and I'll-considered opinions.
>People in this thread unironically don't want to fuck a pony
>>27731800
you seem very torn up about their deaths. Do you need someone to talk to?
>>27731800
>>27731816
>Simon proudly says as he types out yet another response, crying as his asshole struggling to hold a fourth dildo
>>27731800
>my own living room
Good one, anon. It's almost believable.
Also, alcoholism isn't funny.
>>27731831
Who cares if it is? Also, who cares if you believe me or not? Just because you ducks don't have the bread to afford your own place means everyone lives with their parents? Fuck you sunshine. Some people are pushed off at the world because they spent a shitload of time dealing with it.
>>27731844
Well, at least I have the satisfaction in knowing that you won't live long. What with being a drunk and all.
>>27731844
you're quite a ray of sunshine
>>27731867
Again, no one cares, why should I? Enjoy the pain, miser, and suffering that is coming your way as you attempt to make your way in this cold, cruel, and unforgiving world. Pastel ponies won't save you from the horrors to come, sunshine.
>>27731879
pssh...nothin personnel...kid
>>27729865
>>>/ponychan/
>>27731889
Or the MLP general. Same thing, really.
>>27731885
Get bent.
>>27730400
>>27730722
>>27731766
>>27731800
>>27731844
>>27731899
>>27731910
Is there a point to this? "Oh, I posted a graph. Your argument is invalid."
What a load of shite.
>>27731899
I kinda feel sorry for you, so I'm going to leave you alone. Can't speak for the other guys, though.
>>27731879
>>27731816
>I'll-considered
>as swipes
>miser
You know that breathing thing that you're currently doing? Stop it.
>>27729865
I would totally whiz inside of Applejack's weenie!
>>27731925
You first, faggot. I'm laughing too hard.
>>27731936
This is just sad.
>>27731936
At what? Your pathetic spelling skills?
>>27731940
Wait until you've spent a few decades on this shitty ball of dirt. You'll be sad too.
>>27731946
Really? Of all the shit I have dumped here, Autocowreck is the only thing you can think of to pick on? I've given you plenty of easier targets than that, newfag.
Do you guys think we can convince him to commit suicide?
How 'bout it >>27731963 ? You up for entertaining us?
>>27731718
I mean, you do realize that you're arguing with a total derelict, right? How sad is that when a drunk can wind you up this much?
>>27731963
Well how do you even make mistakes like that? Can you just not be fucked to fix it?
>>27731979
You sound like you need a friend. Wanna talk about something else?
>>27731816
>I see no reason to care about your shitty and I'll-considered opinions
>this thread
I'm laughing from this uncapped autism, but at the same time, I'm concerned about this uncapped autism.
>>27731718
Are you bait? Or stupid?
yea you're gonna get laid by southern flat earther i'm so jelly
>>27729865
Stream it faggot.
>>27733452
i always take this kind of shit as joke
if its not, its even more hilarios
>>27729865
You're gonna get bucked, but not in the way you think.
>>27729865
this is so fucking retarted I'm surprised OP isn't a fucking vegetable.
>>27731844
>ducks
Also, checked.
