>Keemstar visits Equestria
What do?
>>27727903
Call Ian.
>>27727903
An unstoppable super Ebola virus spreads across Equestria, leaving thousands dead and only a few survivors that managed to lock themselves in shelters to outlast the plague. The only vaccine seems to be intense Keem-o therapy however Keemstar relentlessly pumps more ferociously cancerous smog out with his "Drama Alerts." There is no hope for Equestria, only a slow and painful demise.
>>27727903
call alex a stupid nigger
Who?
>>27727903
leeeeets get rooooooight.......into the lewds
>>27727903
>"Who are you?" said Twilight
>"K-K-K-K-K-KEEMSTAAAAR"
>>27729658
>"K-Keem...star? What's a 'Keem'?"
"Come the fuck at me, you stupid fucking purple horse. I have files on top of files to swing back with. You fucking swing at me, I'll swing much harder back."
>"S-sir, I-I uh, th-there's no need to raise your voice-"
"So now you think you have the right to tell me what to do and how to run my channel? Fuck you, faggot. Fucking insulting my intelligence like I'm a child, fuck you. I have 1.6 million subscribers. I can find out where you live and ruin your life."
>Twilight starts to sob
>"Wow, now you're crying? Don't make me out to be the bad guy here. I help people, I'm a good guy. If you just asked for money I would have given you money. It's that simple. I'm a good guy."
>Twilight tries to speak between gasps
>"P-please stop yelling at me-"
>"Everyone is a backstabbing fuckface here. It's hard to be made out to be the bad guy all the time. It's not my fault Pyrocynical is dating 13-15 year old French girl."
>Twilight is lying on the ground, still crying
>"NIGGER"
>Killer Memestar poofs away in a cloud of KEEMSTAR® brand Comedic Popcorn®
>>27727903
It'd be like that one episode where the CMC turned the school newspaper into a gossip piece, except he'd never learn his lesson and instead start yelling and crying whenever someone tried to call him out.
>"ZECORA IS A STUPID FUCKING ZIGGER"
>>27729793
I'd watch it. Then I'd belittle and berate anyone who watched it as enabling him.
>"Let's get right into the noose!"
>>27727917
made me kek
>>27727903
trample him
