612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fuotj_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-6-episode-12-spice-up-your-life_animals
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426 (Cross-thread)
Lazy Fucking Anons Edition
It's Scootaloo time, bitches. Post pics of Scootaloo.
Old broken horse full of fags: >>27712380
About fucking time
Now I can go to bed
RIGHT OFF THE BUTT
>>27712383
>>27717578
Third for changelings.
myaaah yes the pony thread has always been celebrated for its excellence
Well done!
You win a Pinkie Pie!
>>27717600
I'm not any less lazy than other Anons. I just really wanted to post a pic of Scootaloo.
>>27717606
Always a good sentiment.
Aaaaand I'm complete.
>>27717578
New thread for best cmc
>epic_battle_music.mp3
>>27717617
Sunset Shimmer should know from her time as a human their weak points are the round protruding sacks hanging off of their bodies.
Just kick her in the boob and the apple is hers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI
You put the subject in the name field, you fucking idiot.
>filly
>>27717639
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE THE THREAD YOU LAZY FUCKING HORSE.
>>27717633
"BARELY MARKED FILLY ON FILLY ACTION"
"FILLY MOUNTING FILLY"
"VOYEURISM"
"INTERRACIAL"
"LESBIAN FILLIES"
>>27717639
ponies don't fear the reaper
>>27717655
I'd say she needs more cowbell
it's high boop
Scootaloo... that agglomeration of complexes.
>>27717665
I know, right? That's the reason she's the favorite filly for all those with mental problems.
>>27717671
>favourite filly
That's because you relate with her, cuz you're a loser.
>>27717679
I didn't deny it, did I?
>>27717681
You're also an orphan and cripple, right?
>>27717694
Alright, now it's getting too personal, anon.
>>27717700
I bet you also can't even fly
"Just friends"
>>27717713
"Just friends" is weird.
I imagine it takes a lot of communication to make it work.>tfw your friend tells you they loves you
>Today is Typewriting Day
>>27717723
I wish I had a little pony for a secretary
Or a co-worker
>>27717730
>Anon wants to hire a pony secretary
>They're too expensive so he gets a cheaper alternative
>She sits there starring at him expectantly
>"Type something, will you? We're paying for this stuff! And don't stare at me, you got the bug-eyes."
...
>"Sorry about the bug-eyes thing. I'll be in my office. "
>>27717578
>subject in name field
how can people fail such a simple task all the time?
>>27717762
This is exactly why only isaac does it.
>>27717772
not defending tripfagging but at least he doesn't fuck up
a lot of anons apparently are too dumb to tell the name field and subject field apart
and I'm still left wondering to this day why they still bother posting the marker
>>27717736
Who's this qt?
Wake up
>>27717898
Spitfire and Soarin have a child who is the future leader of ponykind in a war against the machines. That child has gone back in time and joined the Wonderbolts to make sure they get together.
>>27717937
Grab his balls and put a little make up.
>>27717937
But the booze is all gone.
Wait, nevermind. I had some beers from the other day I bought that I didn't like.
I'm fine, guys.
>>27717995
>tfw I don't get hangovers
>>27718024
>tfw your qt mark is a condom
>tfw your special talent is safe sex
>>27718024
it's actually not wonderful at all outside
Friendly remind that it's never too late to give up on your dreams.
>>27718073
>giving up on your dreams
>ever
>>27718079
That's the spirit, ponybro!
>>27718073
>>27718079
>tfw you don't have any dreams
>>27718103
The key is having modest dreams
>>27717633
Fillies are literally cats.
>>27718189
I'm going to kiss this poner
>>27718189
I would be a bit confused if Dash was hitting on me like that, too
Filly refers to you exclusively as "Fuckboi."
>>27718250
It's "fuccboi", filly
>>27718294
>tfw every area where you have eternal winter is also bereft of infrastructure
>>27718294
but summer is objectively the best season
>>27718294
>>27718329
>summer is the only season in commiefornia
>ever
>>27718329
>>27718348
>warm, sunny weather
>nature in full bloom
>fresh produce everywhere
>beach episodes
unless you live in a desert summer is awesome
>>27718377
>sweltering hot weather
>mosquitoes and moths everywhere
Summer is fucking trash
Worst season
>>27718258
hi long pony
>>27718388
>moths
>be out on nightwalk
>having a smoke
>feel something tickle hand
>figure it's just ashes
>bring smoke up for a drag
>see moth on hand
>start flailing around like an autist on fire
>>27718329
This. The winter makes me too fucking depressed every time.
>>27718408
>>27718415
Serves you right for inhaling death sticksweed is superior
>>27718415
The worst thing is if a moth just flies into your fucking face
>>27718388
if it wasn't for the insects everywhere I would dislike it less
insect holocaust when?
>>27718426
what a metamorphic pony
Moth ponies.
>>27718470
they are ded anon
and it's probably better that way
What did the gang do this time?
>>27717617
Can't decide if that's a big Apple or a little Sunseteither way it's super-cute
>>27717713
Their chests look too pumped out
Pony is not for swol
>>27718550
>Pony is not for swol
How does it feel to be wrong?
>>27718544
Maybe it's an undercover operation.Maybe they got busted for an undercover operation.
>>27718544
PART 6: PONE OCEAN
>>27718544
What a curious commission, was it for a story cover?Extra little ponies are extra cute
>>27718564
What could ponies do under covers that gets them in so much trouble?
>>27718570
Apparently it's covering something from an upcoming comic arc where doppelgangers get up to some Bad Business and our heroes are blamed for it.
>>27718581
That is pretty neato
>>27718565
So is Glimmer Pucci then?
>>27718581
That's a really small rara
>>27718596
she's not THAT small
>>27718601
She's like half as big as Twilight
She's a ponelet
>>27718544
I like different sized ponies, and those are fitting
>>27718431>implying I didn't roll one earlier on my walk
>Penk will never be your wingmare
>>27718544
poor fluttershy
she gonna get prison raped
>>27718615
Or Twi's just freakishly huge.
>>27718630
Of course not, I don't go out for that sort of thing.
Does Goat Train still come here?
>>27718637
please do not call the princess fat
>>27718637
why do socks make ponies more alluring?
>>27718656
They just do
>>27718655
Fucking fat piece of shit fatty mcfatfat.
>>27718656
Theydon't
The ponies should be fully naked
>>27718668
she's ok with it
Does Anonymous still come here?
>>27718648
no.
screw you guys.
>>27718721
>>27718721
See you in 4-5 hours!
Does pony still come here?
>>27718668
She's just bulking.
>>27718738
holy shit
>>27718738
>she
Spike knows exactly what the fuck is up
>>27718738
Spike needed a brother.
>>27718738
>>27718745
Oh jeez
>>27718750
Spike needed to be killed off three seasons ago.
Spike needs a cuddlefrom you
>>27718810
>>27718822
Ur face is a cute pony
Wait what happened to the >filly >colt posts?
THIS IS A FAKE GENERAL. YOU ARE ALL IMPOSTORS.
>>27718836
The fillies are dead, Anon.
>>27718836
Oh shit, it really was a script after all?
>>27718836I'm afraid those anonswent to bed.
JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER
LEAD FILLIES THROUGH THE STREETS
>>27718846
But the fillies are right here!
You wouldn't clone a filly.
>>27718848
I hope so
I don't want to think that some people really are that autistic
>>27718854
Whoa who are they
Happy fillies
>>27718862
If such a thing would surprise you then you may want to leave 4chan forever before it irrevocably ruins you, because it will.
>>27718873
I wouldn't be surprised, just disappointed
MLPG has already ruined me
>>27718885
>>27718899
>>27718914
Pony barges into your room and asks what you're doing.
>>27718971
yaoi
>>27718998
>EqG
Ew
Daily reminder the only people who don't like based Glimglam are Shimmerfags, and therefore, not listening to.
If anyone replies to this post claiming otherwise, they are an upset EQGnerd.
These are OBJECTIVE facts that cannot be disputed.
>>27719050
>>27718998
Yo where the hooves at?
>>27719082
don't boop
>>27719136
Fuck you
>>27719085
why's there a pineapple on his horn?
>>27719136
TRY TO STOP ME
>>27719136
>Why can you be a human but I can't?
Filly is done with MLPG
>>27719155
well, why can you be a pony but I can't?
>>27718998
This is gay in the lame way. Like a fujoshi drew it. They're not gay characters, they're female in everything but name.
>>27719050
This on the otherhand, is way more interesting. More of this.
>>27719170
Filly has done things a filly should never do. Her past will haunt her forever.
Tell me about NOI
>>27719184
ye
I like that.
>>27719184
Stallion DADS
>>27719219
It means "we" in Italian. Which is where they invented pizza. I think.
>>27719231
I don't think orangestallion is a dad
>>27719219
It means little in Thai.
>>27719219
She is a meme filly
>>27719235
And Celestia isn't an actual mother.
>>27719288
Point taken
>>27719296
>fatherly
>he's not the father
>>27719296
You know who would be a better flying teacher? A pegasus who can fly.
>>27719288
>calm down men
>men
ruined
>>27719316
>pegasus
>in the Crystal Empire
>>27719342
literally who the fuck is Cadance for all the money Alex
>>27719325
Like Celestia's millennium old grannycunt.
>>27719348
an alicorn?
>>27719365
You're bringing up bad memories
>>27719288
Mom, they're back again
>>27719374
Has wings
Can fly
bonus points: was a Pegaus pony before being transformed
>>27719288
>>27719381
headcanon accepted
against my will
eww
neat, summer sale
>>27719442
>heavy load for hours
>>27719423
It's a pretty unfworthy figure, honestly.
>>27719442didn't really find anything to buy that I don't have already
>>27719423
Is that even a female mannequin? It's awfully square in the muzzle and large.
he's out of control
>>27719468
>>27719423
>>27719504
I know that feeling, Dolphin mare.
but doctor, i am cheese sandwich
>>27719574
neat
>>27719613
I wonder why Fluttershy puts up with him
>>27719634
>I wonder why Fluttershy puts up with him
hot monkey dick and fingers, brah
>>27719574
shit this guy has cool stuff. where does he post all past shit
>>27719671
I think shout has a thread on the sub
>>27719698
Cheerilee please
not in front of the fillies
they're very impressionable
>>27719574
>>27719728
Why are you always around fillies, Anon?
>>27719746
They just happen to be there.
>go out to the supermarket for basic human needs
>tons of young girls wearing short skirts and denim shorts
>I haven't scored in two years
I hate summer.
The fillies won't always be there. Enjoy themuntil they grow up.
>>27719766
>tfw yes gf
>tfw kinda wanted a bf
>>27719779
I can always make new fillies
>>27719766
>go to uni
>tons of guys with tight shorts everywhere
>>27718544
Couldn't twilight just teleport herself out?
... or Is that some magic jail?
>>27718601
That's cute as hell.
Who's "cube root dm"?
It's such a perfect comic for reaction images.
>>27719894
is it really that comfortable
It's never too late to give up on your dreams
>>27719766
manage the ponies
I'm gonna need filly to do a stock count of our whole inventory
>>27719975
I don't have one.
>>27719741
that friggen face
>>27719969
I need a starter pony pack first.
>>27720000
okay here is your starter pony
don't lose her
>>27720004
Roll to enchant the pony.
>>27719989
You're allowed to swear here, FS
Strands of sticky, warm fluid squish between your hips and hers as you hilt inside her again and again.
>>27720048
Actually you aren't.
>>27720048
I bet Fluttershy has a filthy mouth
>>27720054
>between your thighs:her saliva
>>27719766
>tfw tried to score
>hetold me to stop
>said it wasn't me
>It was probably me
>>27720072
>>27719786
>>27720072
why are you so gay, mlpg
bigadventure
I can't believe I saw Rarity coming out of the Greasy Slut the other day
>>27720072
More likely that it IS him, he may not be gay or he may just not be into you.
>>27720054Just get grindr and drown in cocks
>>27720075
At this point I'm pretty sure we're gayer than the actual gay general
>>27720092
>sex with strangers
>sex with gay strangers
no thanks I don't want any STDs
>>27720092
uh
the first link was meant for >>27720072
how can you guys like dudes
I mean pony cocks are great
and futas are the best
but guys are ugly and have ugly faces
they're gross
>>27720048
think of the tinypones anonymous!
>>27720086
How uncouth.
>>27720100
>>no thanks I don't want any STDs
anon please what's your problem
do you not use condoms or something
>>27720100
Condoms are a thing
>>27720107
some say his ear is still wiggling
>>27720075Being gay is literally fun.
Guys are more interesting.
A soft sensitive guy is basically a woman with a dick and more relatable hobbies.
>>27720103
>>27720100
Sums it up pretty well. I can't be comfortable enough around strangers. If there was a grindr for shy quiet nerds, maybe.
Help
I can't stop thinking about gay hirses
oh boy, looks like it's normieposting hour again
Filly is going to block all the homo websites you frequent. She's going to cure you of the gay at all costs.
>>27720119
Damn, I had a pic picked out and everything.
Horses*