MOTHERFUCKING TIREK IS COMING AT YAwhat do
>>27715488
Once again, here to make OP's thread less shitty, please choose a random super power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>27715509
>Needing a superpower
>Not showing your true form of aspooky skeletonalready
P L E B
>>27715488
Spook him. Even the greatest evils in Equestria are vulnerable to skeletons.
>>27715488
>>27715509
Well, if Tirek counts as a weapon, I'll send his power right back at him!
>>27715488
Bring it, Red.
Connective tissue manipulation
>fuckingtendonwhip.jpeg
>>27715829
>>27715488
Let's have a moment of silence to reflect on the shitstorm that this fight would be.
>>27715488
Soil empowerment
>>27715488
>I can tell north south east west without a compass/map
Welp I can even think of a way that could be useful
>>27715509
I can become a Naga at will. Cool power, but personally, I kind of like >>27715829
Nothing like spectating a kickass giant fight.
Absolute Access
User can gain access or entry to any location, place or time. They can easily gain access to places that are spatiolocked, temporal locked, spatial-temporal locked, isolated, closed, possibly even omnilocked locations. It doesn't matter where or what the location is, they can always find a way inside.
>I'd crawl right up his ass
>>27715488
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Will
I got this.
>>27715488
>>27715509
>Inner Power
>The ability to release a hidden power inside oneself and amplify it in order to become stronger.
Bring it on, Tirek, I'm comin' for you.
>>27715488
Find the fucking key
>>27715509
>Enhanced Senses
wew lad
>>27715488
Check the clock
>>27717748
Wait, I forgot to get the superpower
Nevermind, it's Enhanced Marksmanship
Welp
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning
I summon picrelated. 3 of them.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Singularity_Generation
Well that easy.
>>27717788
>meta summoning
>manta hero
Coincidence?
>>27717833not reallyi made it this way
>>27715488
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power; its burning grip tells me to defeat you! SHINING FINGER!
>>27715509
Siberian Deity Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Siberian_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
I've always wanted a pet centaur... thing.
>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Speed
>Time travel
Remember when you wanted to cum inside you're waifu, Tirek, you ended up fucking sloppy seconds?
>>27715488
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Age_Manipulation
Yeah, this is worse than Tirek because of:
>Disaster Manipulation
>Global Drought Creation
>Global Extinction Inducement
>Global Famine Inducement
>>27715488
He's not coming at anyone because he isn't real.
>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sneeze_Inducement
I'm a real evil sonofabitch.
>>27715488
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_By_Sex
Fuck this shit. I'm not a faggot. Find someone else to save your world, I am not FUCKING TIREK.Mane 6 trying to convince Anon to fuck Tirek to kill him when? That would be amazing green.
>>27715488
yeah this bitch is fucked
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chronokinetic_Constructs
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Cells
How oddly relevant. I've been watching an animu with one of these. Guess I'll beat Tirek to a pulp.
>pîc related
>>27715509
>got magic immunity
AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU TIREK IM THE ANTI MAGE HERE BITCH
>>27715488
LORD TIREK COMIN' ATCHA
WATCH YO STEP KID
WATCH YO STEP KID
WAYCH YO STEP KID
>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement
Uh, I'm already too handsome for Tirek to harm me?
>>27715488
Stand back I got this.
>>27715488
Fight me you damn dirty mutant
>>27715488
Come on!
>>27715509
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide
>The ability to kill all life in existence
>Indiscriminate, killing even unintended targets, including the user
I DID IT GUYS, I SAVED EQUESTRIA BY KILLING EVERYTHING
>>27715488
Accept the sweet release of death
>>27720408
I wonder if he'd stop out of curiosity.
>why did the hairless monkey not run?
>it clearly holds no power over you, and yet it does not fear death.
>curious, you must know
"why are you not afraid, strange primate?"
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness
wait cant i just get anything??
>>27720485
congrats, you're pinkie
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness
comes Depending on the extent of the user's power, one could potentially gain the powers of Reality Warping and/or Omniscience within the context of their own false Universe.
Applications
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
and http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience
>>27720443
I AM afraid of you.
Maybe I even shitted my pants a bit, but knowing what you're going to do to me, I apparently found a way to end my miserable life with dignity. My only regret it's to die with uncleaned pants.
>The anon sits on the spot, looking down, waiting
Come on, do what you must.
>>27720577
I intended that to be a prompt, not RP. use quotes to avoid butthurt mods.
>>27718345
>"PREPARE TO DIE, PUNY MORTAL!"
>Tirek begins stampeding towards you, horns ready to pierce your chest.
>Little did the goatman know, you had a little trick up your sleeve.
"H-hey Tirek!"
>It is hard to supress your giggles.
"SNEEZE, ASSHOLE!"
>As if he was a robot, Tirek skids to a stop and begins breathing in, yelling.
>"AAAAAH.... AAAAAAHHH...."
>"ACHOOO!"
>The large goatman releases a giant sneeze.
>"MORTAL... WHAT SORCERY WAS THAT?"
"SNEEZE!"
>Again, Tirek sneezes.
>"ARRRAGGH! STOP IT!"
"SNEEZE!"
>You continue doing this until Tirek's body runs out of mucous and explodes.
>Back in Canterlot, Celestia gives you wings and a horn, declaring you princess of sneezes.
>"Oh Anonymous, how can we ever repay you for your bravery?""Sneeze."
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Manipulation
I've got this.
>>27715488
wait. tirek fucks his mother?
that is very evil indeed
>>27720727
he even stole 40 cakes from pinkie
>>27720740
what an asshole
i hope he steps on a nail and that his dick falls off
>>27720704
>sneezing is one tenth of an orgasm
Time for sexually induced sniffles.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment
UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE JEWS
>>27715488
Either slap his ass or send an army of Skellies at him
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Restoration_Augmentation
>>27715488
I got this.
>>27721061
Fool, Tirek already has the power of dubs! We need trips or more...
>>27720751
please he deserves to step on a lego barehoof
>>27721117
what about the two sets of dubs here? >>27721104
>>27721188
the post you quoted doesn't have dub dubs, but you do.
>>27715509
Hydrokinetic Invisibility... Guess I'll just hide in a pool.
>>27715509
I emit bad smellls.
Just like real life.
>>27715509
>do you even need to ask?
>>27715509
>Self-Hatred Inducement
Time to lower his self esteem
>cosmic weather manipulation
k
>>27715488
>i suppose I can spare a few minutes to humor a weak God-wannabe like you.
>>27715488
Best use of dubs I've seen
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Removal
well I've been needing a new coat. I guess I can just use his skin as one
>>27715509
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation
Well it looks like I am Discord 2.0
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination_Embodiment
Baby, I can be whatever you want me to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaSd2d5rwPE
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_Resurrection
Spring inducement. I now die on a lovely spring day.
>>27715488
hide and cower
