612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is still storytimed here!
>>27652426
Equestria's preparations for the season of sun run into the beginning, for a bit; better to stagger things a bit so that some ponies are still responsible. Still, it can seem a little off when a special day kicks off an otherwise normal week, but that's just more time to figure out weekend plans and beyond, right? Cooling down in the afternoon is good for every day, though.
>>27705505
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>>27712353
thats a real thing
when is horse
whennish oooorrssssss
>>27712401
We don't know. I'd expect around 2 months of hiatus though. If it was less they'd just have done 1 week breaks every now and then
unshornfetlocks
anyone else think this cutiemark looks like an ass in panties bending over
>>27712484
id like to salt her caramel mocha if you know what i mean
>>27712484
>all the coffee is the same price
>I am expected to tip 50% minimum for a fucking cup of coffee
would never come into
>>27712487
I'm going to fuck that molecule
>>27712487
stupid sexy H2O
>>27712496
ponies also accept hugs, head pats, ear scratchies, and tum rubs as a tip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epOBenUjIHw
>>27712484
That's a man, baybee.
>>27712496
You don't tip
They actually have normal wages
But yeah you're better off just making your own
>>27712531
I fail to see the problem
>>27712531
uhhhh i am gonna need more info about this horse right now
>>27712536
but she's aggressively putting that tip jar on the counter
she's extorting me into tipping otherwise I'll be afraid that I have saliva in my coffee
I'm not used to this, in my country tipping is just courtesy
>>27712550
>if you dont tip the ponies will jizz and piss in your food
>and wipe your sandwich over their assholes
oh no, wouldnt want any of that now
>>27712550
In a democratic country, you have the right to spill the coffee onto the counter and ask for a refill without saliva, then walk away with the top cup when you do do finish
>>27712484
Will she ask for my name and then write it horribly wrong?
>>27712487
Don't do that. I have to work with these representations of water every single day.
>>27712569
unf
>>27712569
No. You would not want any of that.
Mare just sent you an invite to play Angry Pegasi with her!
>>27712660
oh geez!
>>27712660
subtle sex invite
![[Carbonating Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/F2gIDzG.gif "[Carbonating Intensifies].gif")
>>27712599
>mfw I give them my last name on purpose because it's complicated.
>>27712660
accept
>>27712660
is that like the pony version of netflix & chill?
>>27712705
No, the pony version of netflix and chill is netflix and chill with a pony.
Apples
>>27712748
I want to interrupt her high noon
>>27712759
I want her to flash bang me
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost?
>>27712722
That sounds too complicated.
>>27712840
please don't do that to the ponies
>>27712780
Filly says track 5 is straight fire.
>>27712780
>>27712871
>the ost
That mixtape go harrd tho
>>27712871
I'm going to start hitting the filly.
Which pone had the best song?
Do changelings make good friends
>>27712893
Filly requests that you cease tripping immediately.
>>27712909
Alicorn princesses, Rarity, Starlight
>>27712550
You act like cute pony saliva in your coffee is a bad thing.
>>27712910
no they are all greedy. even after you blow your love load they keep on sucking without giving you proper recovery time.
>>27712909
Starlight
>>27712649
She looks like she just realized that the show she created to prove that little girls can understand complex plot lines and dynamic characters gained a fandom of older guys whose count dominates her intended age group.
>>27712748
I wanna load my bullets into her chamber.
>>27712487
>>27712862
>>27712987
>>27712926
>sucking
>with those fangs
how horrifying
>>27712987
What happens if you tip over a crystal pony?
Pony says that she's gonna stop by the convenience store. She'll pick you up just one candy bar. What do you choose?
>>27713017
They shatter
>>27713018
wonka cherry taffy
Why are crystal empire episodes so shit?
>>27713017
>>27712923
I don't want to get pony AIDS man
Please stop hanging crystal fillies around your neck.
They are not bling.
>>27713022
how many of her subjects has Cadance slaughtered so far through clumsiness?
>>27712472
Fetlocks are the pony equivalent of pubes, imagine how much of a bush Rarity must have.
>>27712992
>That cheek in the initial pose
wat
Filly is emitting large menacing japanese characters again.
>>27713081
>the ancient lost origins of the rodeo
Who wants to play a rousing game of catch the filly?
The ponies think that because all the foals like you that you'll make a good babysitter. Now they've all made you responsible for watching them all day without a chance to say no.
>>27713110
You mean fillyball?
>>27712673
how incredibly lewd
>>27713113
Dig two pits.
One for the fillies, one for the Colts.
>>27713113
Time to release all the foals into the wilderness to be finally free
>>27713119
No no, in Fillyball it's just a matter of catching and intercepting passes.
In catch the filly you grease up a filly and tell her she gets a box of treats if she can stay free for 10 minutes, then everyone goes after her.
griffon dominant cuddling
I like to pony ponies
>>27712383
>>27713165
get in line
>>27713165
>>27713180
Histories' greatest monsters.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27712705
the fuck is Netflix and chill
>>27713221
that pic is like a call for me to go to beb too by now
I always forget to check the clock but I know it gets posted around midnight
I like to pony pony.
She likes to pony pony.
He likes to pony pony.
We like to - pony.
>>27712909
Celestia
>>27713231
Just don't let Celestia hear about it
![1184290__safe_twilight+sparkle_blushing_princess+twilight_traditional+art_pillow_couch_cushion_artist-colon-buttersprinkle_heart+pillow[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6Y0XElF.jpg "1184290__safe_twilight+sparkle_blushing_princess+twilight_traditional+art_pillow_couch_cushion_artist-colon-buttersprinkle_heart+pillow[1].png")
I want to snuggle this cuddlehorse.
Motherly
>>27713281
>>27713303
You rang?
>>27713315
her big
>>27713318
HER BIG WHAT?
HORN?
WINGS?
ASS?
BALLS?
HER
BIG
WHHHHAAAAT?
>>27713323Heart
>>27713303
>the spa twins finding out they get to give twilights mom a happy ending for mothers day
>>27713323
>balls
>>27713323
COCK
Princess Celestia's big motherly sweatyson
Is it time?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/6/7/1172129.png
>tfw no pity fuck
>>27713349
NO
NO IT'S NOT
STOP
I want to hold ice pack to my head and laugh.
>>27713355
unf ponut
>>27713357http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>27713349
Poor anon this thread has accelerated the growth of his tumors.Is anyone in this thread a doctor?
>>27713303
>>27713385
>Celestia will never lick you and call you her little pony
>>27713349
It is!
YOU can't even BOOP pony while PONY sits around eating PIZZA while YOU just LOOK
>>27713439
if I ask for a source, what are the odds it's not something awful?
>>27713448
round, like her balls
>>27713440
>YOU BOOP PONY PIZZA YOU LOOK
You wouldn't boop a pizza, would you?
Celestia's motherly instincts has combined with her lust.
Run.
Run for your life.
>>27713494
Who'd run from that?
Are they gay or something?
>>27713515
>Are they gay
>as he posts this on MLPG
>>27713525
Sorry, when you guys take a break from 100 posts of colt colt colt colt colt colt, I forget sometimes.
>>27713494
does this mean she'll fuck me AND comfort me while I feel like trash afterwards?
>>27713448
>Phurie in current year
Zero
WHERE IS THE SCRUNCH
Twilight needs some of that "homemade relief" you talked about.
>>27713627
It's not all the way cut yet, gimme a few hours.
>>27713627
I don't feel comfortable giving the ponies booze
Hey dorks what's happenin'?
We're always eager to be shipped, anon.
>>27713788
Disney is now in charge of episode creations.
Please stop shipping ponies to me.
Some of you even forgot the air holes.
>>27713800
I see an aryan filly and a nigger colt.
>>27713800
>>27713917
poor DT
>>27713800
I'll ship a filly and a colt, but not those two.
filly got a job
>>27713917
>she'll eat me
unf
>>27713950
>"Uhh..."
>"Ummmm...I will haaaave a-....uhhh..."
>"Shit, you know what, just give me a medium drink and some barbecue sauce packets."
>>27713734
I can't see how some Anons can hate the premiere when there's stuff like this in there. Glimmer, Sunburst, and Spike were great in that one.
>>27714069
PTSD horse was weird
>>27714090
I like weird horse
>>27714069
Glimmer is objectively shit.
I went in to see more of my glorious empress, I got fucking Shimmer ripoff being the fucking Sue she is.
>>27714127
>>27714069
>Glimmer
>Sunburst
Seem like good reasons why the premiere was shit, anon.
>>27714127
>>27714181
IT'S HER! SHITHORSE!
FILLY doesn't need to a job FILLY is already CUTE and eating PIZZA while YOU can't even be a PONY
>>27714190
>>27714184
Scrunchknock was the best part of Glimmer
>>27714226
Filly is probably more employable than I am anyways.
>>27714127
>this chair is uncomfortable
>the castle is too big
>I miss the treebrary
filly appeared behind you
>>27714341
>>27714341
I hope it's not personnel
>>27714364
Is anything personnel?
>>27714341
Use superboop to subdue her
>>27714391
I fear you have only made her stronger...
>>27714411
not pony
>>27714411
Fuck off. It's bad enough I see this type of shit on the front page daily, I don't need it here.
>>27714411
>>>/v/
colts need to stop the videogameposting in a thread for fillies.
>>27714411
I'll laugh, but that really doesn't belong here.
>>27714411
>/v/ shitposting
Just stop and don't derail this thread
>>27714411
>>>/v/
The ponies cower in the darkness, trembling with fear at each loud crash and boom of the battle raging on outside their shelter. Suddenly, there comes an axehead through the thick door, followed immediately after by a boot as the anon kicks down the door. The ponies scream as armor-clad anons pour into the room, picking up the frantically struggling ponies over their shoulder, dropping them into sacks, etc.
>>27714448
>two unicorns who should never have existed
>one princess who never should have been a princess
>>27714452
(YoooooOOOOooo!)
>>27714411
see what you did wrong is you didn't say it from a filly/colt point of view so now it's not an acceptable shitpost
>>27714469
>japanese horse
>>27714426
>muuuuuuh gaaaaaaaaaames
>>27714473
got it, senpai
>>27714473
filly wants to talk to you about issues
topical social issues
Time to turn on the estrus radar
>>27714495
Ponies have periods, not estruses. You're thinking of horses.
>>27714495
It would go haywire when it went over Rarity.
>>27714503
ponies are horses
>>27714495
Looks like it tingled Dash's clit piercing.
Filly asks what NTR stands for.
If it's a sports team, Big Mac doesn't think they're as great as Miss Cheerilee does.
>>27714512
Pony = cute
Horse = not cute
Ponies can't be horses
I want to marker's tiny butt
>>27714512
[Citation Needed]
>>27714527
horses can be cute
>>27714529
I want to slap her butt hard and whisper into her ear that I'll make the next thread
>>>/a/143189379
what are you guys doing on the weeboard
>>27714495
Does Twilight remember to scan herself?
>>27714529
>>27714540
>>27714567
look at those curls bounce
>>27714579
i want to boop markers clitoris
>>27714579CervicalBooping
>>27714527
Fillies are horses?
Fillies are like horses.
Rarity is an ugly pony
>>27714593
>>27714600
>>27714602
Horse are fillies, but fillies aren't necessarily fillies
>>27714624
>>27714600
What a boop slut
https://derpibooru.org/309387
>>27714656
You don't love boops?
Mayor Mare and Twilight are both addicted to Dwarf Fortress.
>>27714671
>>27714690
get a birdhouse
>>27714690
>Dashie's first time
>>27714656
That's a lot of saliva. The horn is dangerous, too.
>>27714702
Isn't it canon that horns are somewhat flexible?
>>27714656
her cute little nose boop is so adorable
I want a pony blowjob
>>27714702
Yeah, ponies tend to drool a bit.
>>27714699
>but not Fluttershy's
>>27714708
They seem pretty stiff to me.
I can only think of one time where horns were floppy, and that was Bridle Gossip.
>>27714759
WHY ARE THOSE FILLIES SO RUDE
>>27714759
I CAN'T *ppppfffff* UNDERSTAND *ppffffffff* YOUR ACCENT
>>27714685
It's good practice.
>>27714740
>>27714793
>Sets taxes to maximum.
>No police or fire departments.
>Disasters every day.
fillies
>>27714740
>>27714798
I like to think they sound like those spring door stops.
>>27714798
Whoa...
>>27714813
>>27714805
WELLL
LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
>>27714824
Would MLPg suck a horn?
>>27714824
fillies have the best butts
>>27714838
With my nimble tongue?
I like not having my head blown off.
Would you fuck a big-breasted anthro mare?
>>27714842
Remeber to vote for Celestia
>>27714851
Sure.
>>27714852
especially that filly
but especially sweetie belle
>>27714866
>>27714877
What's wrong with that?
>>27714883
Don't reply to prudes
Pony angrily shouts over the mic to stop spamming sperms into her womb!
>>27714813
I would pat Starlight filly
>>27715027
HEY
YOU
DON'T ACT LIKE I DON'T SEE YOU THERE
>>27715027
I like Applejack.
>>27715079
do you think she wears the workbelt when she bangs
Spike wants the chicken nugger.
>>27715024
But what are filly things?
>>27715079
She's a good pony.
>>27715081
How else is she supposed to carry her hammer?
>>27715088f i l l y t h i n g s
>>27715081
I wouldn't be opposed to it.
>>27715090
She's a great pony.
