if pone and human society will merge, will it be legal for a human to marry a pone?
>>27710998
Yes.
>>27710998
Yes.
>>27711004
"Guide to show if it's okay to fuck fictional characters"
What the fuck
>>27710998
Yes, but the Westboro Baptist Church will come to protest your wedding.
So anon there will be some sort of prejudice against interspecies marriage?
>>27711079
Yes.
But this means you call it zoophobia and can hijack the SJWs.
>>27711090
so you'll become a SJW yourself to protect your right to marry your pony waifu?
>>27711115
Nope. I'd just play them like Ibi-Pippi did.
>>27711065
Not before the muzzies alluh akbar you first
>>27711108
DESU I would fuck rarity regardless
>>27711121
Ok, so you'll pretend to be a SJW to protect your marriage. This means now that it's ok to be/pretend to be a SJW if it's meant to defend your personal interest?
>>27710998
>people still think you should be able to marry humans of the same sex. Or niggers. Or anything that isn't a white female.
Haha yeah... No.
>>27711133
Who wouldn't?
Dear mister Tripdubs
>>27711144
As Rand would put it, I am acting in my own rational self-interest by pretending to be a SJW when it serves my interests.
>>27711149
*Shouldn't
>>27711152
Exactly what i said. If it's meant to protect our own personal interest, being a SJW stops to be a stigma and starts to be an ok thing...
oh ok...
Women would make it illegal. They can't afford being supplanted by something superior. Lawyers would go after it too.
You can't get alimony if you are being ignored.
>>27711161
Women can still marry stallion and get their alimony from them
>>27710998
Implying the law can stop me
>>27711004
>>27711108
>>27711004
>>27711108
>both of these wrong guides
kill yourselves.
>>27710998
Honestly I can't imagine there wouldn't be a huge stigma attached to it at the very least. Pone in human society en masse would cause a ton of problems desu
>>27711161
>pones come to earth
>a mass exodus of men leave/swear off women in favor of mares
>wymyn try to pass law against it
>'it degrades real wymyn!'
>'obey my vagina!'
>>27711330
>mfw something similar would actually happen
>>27711330
>pone mares are perfect subservient little 50's housewives to their human lovers and they love every second of it
>feminazis triggered to no end
>implying any of them would marry you
>>27711399
thats pretty cute
>>27711410
>implying you couldn't find a cute little lonely desperate mare that's "ugly" to other ponies, but looks just fine to you
>implying she wouldn't shower you with affection for seeing past her "faults" and be the most loyal lover you've ever had in your life
>>27711004
>>27711108
>>27711253
Someone post the one where it says "that's beastiality or pedophilia. Fuck it anyway!" And both pictures say "it's okay to fuck this!"
>>27711416
>neet mares
>>27711399
>tumblrina's picket outside portal exits
>"YOU COULD BE REALIZING YOUR TRUE WORTH! DON'T FEED INTO THE PATRIARCHY!"
>"JOIN US IN BEING STRONG EMPOWERED FEMALES!"
>Mares scoff
>"Looks like all you're empowered by is dunkin, honey."
>>27711462
>tfw no sassy mare
>>27711399
>>27711330
>>27711161
Consider the following, all of you are delusional and think that ponies would shower you with obedience and love where women don't because you are lonely and would rather thave that love be pure and freely given so you don't have to spend the effort to get it.
If ponies did come to our planet, not only would they not be perfect as you view them, but they would be just as libel as human women to have opinions you disagreed with and pretty soon mares would be bitched about incessantly on r9k while my little kittens is watched and waifued by humans and ponies under the term bronekos.
>>27711492
Here's that reply you wanted.
>>27711492
>STOP HAVING FUN REEEEEEE
>>27711330
On the flip side I can't imagine there wouldn't be some mares pissed that humans are taking their stallions.
>>27711492
>so you don't have to spend the effort to get it.
It's more along the lines of 'why spend effort' on broken and manipulative women? I sure as fuck ain't gonna gamble my quality of life on a western woman.
You cray cray that's just wrong on so many levels
ITT: A curious mixture of what I like to call Depressive cynicism and Dweller's hope.
>>27710998
no
>>27711019
Oh, you sweet summer child.Go play out-fucking-side.
>>27711421
>>27711004
So it's not okay to fuck niggers? They don't have human intelligence.
>>27711492
Human women are driven by greed and self interest, ponies are driven by friendship and marshmallows.
How's your wife's son?
>>27711305
Not to mention that people will's lose more jobs than Scruffy on a rampage.
>>27711330
>pones come to earth
w-what
>>27711819
THEYRE COMING
THE MARES ARE COMING
TO STEAL AWAY THE MEN
>>27711826
>Female Duke Nukem fights off the invading pones and saves the men from being brood-men.
I've got ovaries of steel, hun.
>>27711786
>the princess of friendship spent almost her whole childhood and then adult life friendless.
>this blin thinks theyre a race of marshmellows who will fall in love with your "beautiful" personality
Twilight wanted to shag the first chad that bumped into her.
>>27710998
Pone society isn't real.
>>27712137
>A post-pone'd earth is a dark era for human women
>they huddle outside a dilapidated shopping mall
>infront of a boarded up 'forever 21' they sit around a campfire reminiscing about 'how things were'
>"W-we didn't listen when they told us they'd take all the men."
>"Who knew they'd be serious?" One says and grabs another by the shoulders
>"T-THEY'RE ONLY LIKE 3 FEET TALL, WHO KNEW THEY WERE FUCKING SERIOUS?!!"
>>27711492
wait, so you're saying that we're supposed to wallow in our supposed self pity and cry all the time about how we're unlikeable? Is that what you're saying?
Because there's a place for that. It's called >>>/r9k/.
Otherwise, leave us to our ponies. Also, how's your wife's son?
>>27712163
>The equine race consists of one pony
>>27712163
That kinda tends to happen when you live a life of self-ostracization, up until the literal goddess of the sun sends you to a middle-of-nowhere town to go "make some friends," which is followed by you and your new friends saving the world a couple hundred times and you end up becoming a literal god.
Your point is?
they are not human so they have no rights
>>27712174
kek
im sure things got a lot more serious once the big ones showed up
>>27712174
I actually picture this.
mares being actually better than womens in every sense managed to worm their way into the hearts of the men and be able to love each other, thanks to this, the woman ended up being outright replaced by these creatures and be second class citizen.
the worse is that magic managed to make human kind compatible with these equines, making the next generation actually better than both races together and become the new dominant species of the world with limitless potential, making mens and ponies one race.
>>27712517
Sheeiiit nigga, that sounds like some golden age tier shit.
Imagine the potential of human/pony magically infused offspring. Imagine the new technologies that could spring from magic being introduced?
>>27712517
>"-the bit continues to influence the dollar. Back to you, NewsFlash."
>the shot returns to the newsroom of your local station as the anchormare continues
>"Haha, thanks, Anon."
>"In other news, remember human females? Ha, me neither!"
>"Anyway, apparently large numbers of disenfranchised women are taking to the streets and DEMANDING ponykind return to, as they put it, 'Your grody, smelly, horseland'."
>"Channel 5's own field reporter, Steed Scoop, live at the scene. Steed?"
>"Yes, thanks, NewsFlash, and disenfranchised, is putting lightly."
>"I spoke with a number of human mar-, pardon, women, earlier and the overall consensus is 'DEY TUK R JIBS!'."
>>27712620
the pone population mixed into the human population would be interesting
i wonder how integration would go
>>27711330
That could be countered with #lovewins or #proudtobe or some shit like that
>>27711399
The golden age of humanity
>>27711416
>>27711433
Mah niggas
>tfw no ugly-by-pone-standards-but-still-cute NEET mare gf
>>27712977
The mare neet population in Equestria would suddenly find themselves swamped in suitors on Earth.
You'd probably lose out pretty quickly.
>>27713014
That assumes that there's not enough pony to go around
Who's to say that Earth won't suddenly get a massive influx of mares outnumbering the population of womyn
>>27713038
I don't think there's that many mares in Equestria, let alone neet mares.
>>27713070
We were never given an estimation of the population, were we?
At any rate, this is all just wishful thinking.They aren't real
>>27711742
the only correct guide.
>>27712179
No. Anon is saying you should shave your neckbeard and learn how to socialize in order to get laid.
Is english your natural language?
>>27713191
I think Anon needs to realize we all want pones here.
>>27711492
Why do you assume that people who aren't in a relationship didn't choose not to be?
>>27713191
>conform to society's standards so you can get shit on
Pass. Rather live in fantasyland.
>>27712620
Steed Scoop sounds like a stallion.
>>27713101
ribip
>>27710998
Yes.
But no gay marriage.
>>27713780
Sounds pretty great.
ded
This is by far my favourite thread in a while, never change you crazy niggers.
>>27714440
y-you too
>>27713038
>>27713070
>tfw millions of mares come through the portal and they're loved by men everywhere
>tfw only millions, and you end up missing out and never getting to know one because they're all taken
>>27711161
>not realizing they'd be utterly outclassed by an already female-dominated society that is the very definition of "mares first"
Besides, it's just another play on interracial marriage. Even the most SJW-friendly courts in the world would laugh at them being so xenophobic about cute little pastel ponies and chuck the offending laws out.
>>27713215
because part of choosing not to be in a relationship is choosing to believe there are no relationships in real life that are worth your time because of some inane prejudice against women/men. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying theyre all beautiful flowers if you give them the chance, though I am saying that mares will be no better.
If we're talking my personal belief, it's that you don't find that beautiful flower, you make one, you make one through blood sweat and tears together, and that's love.
>>27714599
>because part of choosing not to be in a relationship is choosing to believe there are no relationships in real life that are worth your time because of some inane prejudice against women/men
You wot
>>27710998
yes, but not as many people/pones would want to do it as you would think, even IF they were to look like the cartoon ponies, which they certainly would not.
>>27714599
>mares will be no better
>implying they wouldn't be disgusted by how earth women treat men
>>27714599
Are you suggesting that I marry my own daughter?
>>27714703
A) Is equestria not at least 70% female? They would be dying to get some dick all to themselves.
B) In the light of A, mares would probably also view males as someone to be protected and stood up for
Or in other words, your waifu is going to beat the shit out of your ex, and then take you for beer and ice cream.
>>27714599
Again, you make it sound like it's not a choice; as if your life can not possibly be complete without a relationship. That's your primal instinct talking, not logic.
>>27714475
Don't even joke
>>27714703
>"Wait a minute, Anon."
>"'Teach men not to rape?' Are they implying that men are taught to rape mar-, er, women?"
>"That's a little silly, don't you think?"
>"Besides. No one needs an education on the art of raping."
>>27714475
chad gets all the human pussy and mare vag.
chad always wins.
>>27714775
That sounds pretty great. An ice cream date sounds fun.
>>27714825
>"Who was that, Anon?"
>"Chad."
>"Ugh, how offputting, not even a 'hi, how are you', he just up and asked if I 'wanted som fuk'."
>"Please tell me you'll never act like that."
>>27714775
>>27714810
mares sound like fun
>>27714835
>>27714895
I mean I wanted a different kind of cream date, but ice cream is still fun :^)
>>27714903
I think I know what you mean
>>27714974
i cant believe its not butter
>>27710998
Would you let anyone or anything come between you and your waifu, /mlp/?
>>27715486
No.
I would tear a bloody and burning path through whatever obstacles were in my way.
>>27715486
No.
>>27714475
>Little did we know, ponies bred like rabbits
>Just short of 20 billion mares alone flood into Earth, destroying the environment for generations to come
>Earth and Equestria use magic and technology to hold back the environment and fix it slowly
>tfw living in technomagicpunk future with pony waifu
>tfw hacking into enchantments to overclock a spellbook
The future is so bright...
>>27715555
>you will never become a learned technomancer alongside your waifu
>>27715555
Quads confirm there will be no shortage of horsepussy
>>27715555
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAHS
>>27715555
Truly a bright future is ahead.
>>27715486
Never
>>27715502
>>27715678
>>27716078
The most beautiful thing in the world right there
How would a merger with pony society affect the racial geopolitical climate of the world?
>Ponies get the history from the wrong sources
>WE WUZ KANGZ
>See Africa, middle east as the fault of oppressive white destroyers
>Ponies help the oppressed minorities blot out western civilization
It's all about who gets to them first
Surely, our historical documents online will begin being altered
Communist faggots try to brainwash ponies
Ponies raped in Africa, middle east
Ponies allying with feminists
Did you really think this would end well?
>>27716305
It's simple my dear friend.
We purge.
>>27716378
My greatest fears lie in the thoughts that whites, the smallest racial group, would be pitted against nonwhites as well as ponies.
A fight we would not win.
>>27716305
>>27716378
>>27716386
I don't like the turn this threads taken.
>>27716386
>A fight we would not win.
Total war can surprise you my friend.
equalism is a joke
>>27711330
>mfw I would feel so bad for taking a stallions potential mate
> we would essentially be BLACKing their women and could potentially upset their birth rate
>I like stallions and want them to be happy too, no homo though
I don't want to become the enemy in order to defeat our other enemy. I just want my waifu, what do we do? How can we keep stallions from becoming what we have been reduced to while still getting our waifus?
>>27716432
Shit man, I dunno. Stallions are total bros but I'm not sure what you could do. I mean, there's always women?
>>27710998
Idk maybe
>>27716432
There is no way to end it peacefully.
We must begrudgingly stick with our wite womyn, who would rather a negro, or we must take the mares for ourselves.
I, for one, would like to impregnate my waifu with cute pony babies, no satyr bullshit.
Besides, ponies are like 70% female, the stallions can spare some mares.
>>27716398
I could see whites fending off the nonwhites if they allied with the asians.
But when you add ponies to the mix and their magic, it becomes a hopeless battle.
>>27716470
FUCK YOU
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>27716456
Don't do that to them, they didn't do anything to deserve that you monster.
> How can stallions even compete?
>WE WUZ JOCKEYS N SHIT
>I bet your mare's foal votes for Luna faggot
No, I can't let it happen. They will need to be protected somehow.
>>27716480
This guy here
>>27716470
raises a point, what with there potentially being a FUCKLOAD of mares to stallions.
>>27716478
Fine, you have some weird satyr babies. I'm going to use magic to have 100% pureblood pone spermies in my balls.
I must ensure a future for cuban ponies
>>27716497
>Be mare
>By pony standards you are like a 5
>To get dick from a stallion you must be at least a 10
>Suddenly there is an influx of weird, quirky males from another world
>Human females are shit to them
>Honestly, they look so fucking weird, but they're really sweet
>Still not enough dick to go around, but your chances are better now
>Turns out, humans have no idea about pony concepts of beauty
>Anon thinks you're a 10
>And everyone is happy except women, fuck them
>>27716552
>>27716552
>>Honestly, they look so fucking weird, but they're really sweet
I always figured pones would see humans as ugly.
>>27710998
robots are getting classified as artificial citizens in the EU soon, so why not?
>>27716570
What if they don't?
Most pony babies have proportionally smaller eyes on their faces, they might think that's cute in the same way we see them.
>this makes the pony cry
>>27716675
Wait a second... would this mean we'd just be charity cases?
>>27716741
Possibly
>>27716528
>cuban
aka niggers of central america
good luck getting your breeding permits chango peludo
>>27716570
well we certainly don't see them as ugly. What if only some of the weird mares fantasize about fucking humans?
>>27717021
Whiter than you'll ever be
>>27715555
stupid fucking frogposter
>>27716305
You're assuming too much, their morality system is even purer than ours, any form of suffering would be abhorrent to them.
>>27716432
Two words. Herd. Species.
>>27711786
>women are driven by greed and self interest.
>>27718269
Except they are, Jane Austen knew this back in the 1800's when she wrote that thing on women marrying for wealth and status.
>>27717204
>"You're into humans, Lyra?"
>"Ew, what the fuck girl?!"
"S-shut up bitch..."
>Bonbon just HAD to find the dildo...
>>27718280
>A passing group of mares hears Bon Bon
>They scoff and say "It's her loss ,Heartstrings, tell her she doesn't know what she's missing."
All this political stuff with race and gender.
I just want a pony gf that will love me, she doesn't need to be cute, I'll think she's perfect anyways.
>>27718280
>>27718302
This is good
>>27718280
>>27718302
s-so lewd
>wymyn rant and rave about how ponies are destroying society and devaluing them
>want them deported or locked up
>committee on equestria/earth relations laughs til they cry
>they're not deporting anyone, especially with all the trade going on
>the only 'laws' they're breaking are challenging societal norms and gender roles
>all the feminazi ree
>mfw
>>27718597
top kek
They wanted liberation until it meant men would go to something better
>>27711742
Danks mayne
>>27711492
Everything about this post makes me kek
>>27718688
>hackers on steroids
>>27716432
I mean, I know it's only for Ponyville, but there's still the possibility of mares outnumbering stallions.
>>27715486
Cold, hard reality.
>She isn't real.
>>27719135
It's true everywhere.
>>27719188
Is there enough reasoning or evidence to back that up though? We have seen Ponyville enough times to conclude there's a lot of females, but are we certain with other places like Canterlot and Manehatten?
>>27719135
Just look at the filly to colt ratio.
>>27711492
>>27719221
>All the colts in the back
>>27711004
But here's the thing about that
I still want to fuck it
>>27719221
6 colts
8 fillies
>>27715502
>>27715522
>>27716078Then why aren't you with her?
>>27719837
that's not too far off from the normal human population
>>27719877
Too small of a sample size to make any assumptions though
>>27719857
>>27719837
five colts
>>27719877
Normal human population worldwide is 1.01 males for every female
dead
>>27722229
Sorry...
Maybe a writefag can help?
>>27714775
>>>/rrg/
this is now how mares work in mlp. see zephyr.
>>27714792
we're talking about mares vs women anon. try to keep up.
>>27722420
I'll take a mare please, thanks.
>>27722449
>>27722449
I'll have a Sam Adams.
>>27722449
I'll have what he's having
live
>>27710998
Oh shit, there's a Stellaris mod that adds ponies.
>Be Earthlings
>Explorin' space and shit
>"Research Alpha aliens"
>180 months later
>"Hello, I hope the ponies and the humans can be friends"
>Y-you too
>Establish migration access between the two
Why haven't I done this yet?
>>27723009
you must give your people access to the pony puss anon
Thinking about myself.
>working construction
>Strong as fuck
>Making 15 an hour on civi-jobs and 23 an hour on government jobs due to Davis Bacon
>Have went to college for a math heavy degree.
>Still fairly young (less than thirty)
>kinda ugly by human standards
>Never seem to have time to go out, and when I do keep to self
Honestly if ponies from Equestria come to our po'dunk dimension and some of them find us cute in the same way we find them cute and out of that population that finds us cute also finds us fuckable in the same kind of degrees we do the same, I have a good chance of landing some fit farm mare who would want me using my simian-skillz to help repair shit around a farm. This of course based on the idea that in a female dominant society, females are likely to be more forward when looking for mates; supplemented with knowledge that female horses in our world are more proactive than males in trying to attract mates.
I have no problems with this.Now I just have to wait for someone smarter than me to tell me I'm wrong for some reason, and I can go back to feeling hopelessly inadequate.
>>27722480
Sorry friend, but >>27722449 took the last one
>>27710998
If not I'm an heroing because I wanna marry my waifu
>>27723285
Aww yiss, I got the last mare. My favorite too.
>>27723066
Nope. That sounds abput right, friendo.
Me:
>Unemployed, might be working at a grocery store if I get lucky, waiting for a position to open up
>Chubby, disgraceful son of a 10/10 bodybuilder
>Making nothing
>Going to college for aerospace science, to pilot
>Doing flight school, piloting
>18 and already given up on finding someone
>Average face, shit body
>Don't even try with womyn anymore, my hand is good enough
Even if ponies came to Earth, my chances are still slim to none.
The only reason I haven't offed myself is because I still have flying.
>>27723742
Are there any mares in the back? What about in the lost-and-found?
>>27723782
...
Sigh. You're not going to make this easy, are you?
Wait here.
>>27723916
Thanks
>>27723768
Flying is a wonderful tradeoff to companionship, friend.
Get fit and fly on.
>>27723935
But you cannot always be flying
Eventually you must land
And when you land, your feels are waiting for you
>>27723930
>>27724019
Make sure she likes V A P O R W A V E and sitting on faces!
>>27723930
Alright listen.
We did have some in storage, but... Well, these are older models. You aren't gonna get one of those new ponies you've seen everyone making off with.
Here, this is what we have left.
>>27724405
But Lyra IS pretty by pony standards.
>>27724265
This is unacceptable.
You are going to back there again, I will chaperone you, and you are going to search that every inch of that warehouse for a g4 mare.
>>27724438
ah, nevermind then
>>27724438
And you know this how
>>27724498
>>27724543
She isn't fat or anything, she's perfectly healthy, young, has beautiful golden eyes and a nice cyan coat to compliment it.
She's a young, healthy, fertile mare. How can she be not attractive by pony standards if even two legged, hairless apes from another dimension find her attractive?
i dont understand why everyone thinks a pony wil fuck/marry them, they been having giant ass horse cock for their entire life, why would they be interested in a fat sweaty nerd with a two inch cock with no girth???
>>27724584
>3 foot horse
>cock longer than their body
nice meme
>>27724584
Because small ponies don't have 15 inch long horse cocks that are as thick as a man's leg and not everyone on /mlp/ is a 300lb lardass with a micropenis that shrinks into his fat when it's chilly.
>>27724584
Because I can give her the thick, juicy_subwith my skilledhands
>>27724580
Very few of them are fat, maybe she's not perfectly healthy, and what if gold eyes are a diamond dozen in Equestria? There's no being sure that she's some kind of beauty by Equestrian standards.But in my own opinion I'd say she's quite a qt mare
>>27724584
>why would they be interested in a fat sweaty nerd with a two inch cock with no girth
We're not all you, dude.
>>27724584
no i will not go anywhere near your vagina
shoo shoo make way for horse pussy
>>27724584
>tfw penis is 6"
>>27724439
Do you see that clock?
Do you see how the little hand is now a full notch past the 7?
It's past closing time. Past. Fucking. Closing time.
We are OUT of G4.
We are OUT of business hours.
And I am OUT of patience.
We have older models. Choose one or fuck off and try again tomorrow.
>>27724584
Butthurt female detected. Sorry that you can't even compete against horse pussy.
>>27724640
>tfw 6.8"
It's certainly a pleasant fantasies and all,but I'm pretty sure that if humanity ever meet any sort of alien species without at least "extraterrestrial means of transport"-tier technology ,we would start war right off the bat.
>>27724622
She's part of this group of friends.
She is definitely a pretty mare.
>>27724730
but evidently not close enough to be included in the episode aside from a photo. wonder why that is.
>>27724752
She was busy. And in Ponyville.
>>27724666
trips confirms
>>27724730
What if she'sthe ugly one meant to make them all look better.
>>27724856
I don't think pony girls work the same way as human girls.
>>27724661
I'd like to have a loooong conversation with your manager, bud.
If you can't do that, I can take this claim up to corporate.
>>27724677
I'm a 6' chef at Wendy's with a 7" penis who makes $1M a year
>>27711492
>tfw you knew this all along
Better get /fit/ faggots otherwise you'll never stand a chance.
>>27724894
Yeah well my dad works for nintendo.
>>27724611
>not everyone is obese.
You certainly are.
>>27724898
>implying
My dad works for Playstation and has a PS5
>>27724907
I'm probably underweight.
>>27724911
>Not being part of the bear build master race.
Hello Mr. skelly.
>>27724935
A fat guy definitely made this.
>>27724907
I definitely am, but I'm not ham monster fatness
I can lose the weight
I can get /fit/ and make a pony squeal when I sexual her for longer than she's ever been sexualed
I benched my first plates today, 135 and I don't plan on stopping any time soon
>>27710998
Wouldn't there be like a shit ton of racism as a result?
Like pones not allowed onto buses.
Whole communities getting on your ass for even looking at a pony affectionitly.
I mean think about, we'd have Donald Trump on the news saying "WE NEED TO SEND THEM BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM!"
BUT it could be a good thing too.
Here me out flabby dyel's. The best way to unite people is with hate and fear right?
Humanity might actually put aside their petty differences and insecurities so that they can all collectively bully another species entirely.
Oh sure, given time I'm sure that we'd come to accept them like we did the niggers in like 50 to 60 years but at first probably not.
And sure they'll be a couple of moral fags on the side of the pones, but it would be political suicide to side with them.
So I guess what I'm saying is I hope you're a hard right wing fucking liberal man like voting for Bernie Sanders otherwise you're gonna find yourself on some hard times with the new minority in the world.
>>27725005
>I mean think about, we'd have Donald Trump on the news saying "WE NEED TO SEND THEM BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM!"
Nigger really? REALLY?
>>27725015
THEY'RE BRINGING RAPISTS
THEY'RE BRINGING LOVE
THEY'RE BRINGING MORE RAPE
AND THEY STAY IN BED THE NEXT MORNING AND KISS YOU
>>27725036
>tfw you will never wake up covered in mares
>>27725005
>Trumpo
Yeah no, he's against illegal immigration. And if ponies bring good shit to society he'll fast-track them into citizenship.
>humanity coming together
Never gonna happen, muslims will just have more targets to bomb
Africans are too fucking stupid to do anything besides rape and eat rats
>accepting pones
I'm sure they'll be pretty well accepted in the US and Europe
>Already speak english
>Friendly, no bombs
>Cute, not fucking muslim
>Understand business and trade
Interspecies relationships will be frowned upon for a short while, not for long considering we have such a lax millenial generation who've already accepted mudsharks and dirty muslims
If we pushed ponies to defend themselves against blacks, we could start a racial cleansing led by the princesses for the good of ponies.
Then, we'd have a golden age of humanity and pony. No niggers or muslims AND cute traditionalist mares slowly filtering out womyn.
Although you'd need some high-level jewry to pull it off
We could hire George Soros and then throw him in the oven afterwards
>>27725015
Yea, you don't think trump would target them in an attempt to boost his campaign?
>>27725036
FUCKING KEK
>>27725104
I think you're retarded and you have no idea what he means by 'send them back.'
>>27725058
>ywn get shoehorned into a relationship by a sexually aggressive mare
>she will never still be there the next morning
>she will never still be there when you come back from work
>she will never convince you to go back to college
>she will never get a job herself to help you pay for it
>you will never help pay for her college once you've got your degree
>you will never not be able to see yourself without her
>she will never snuggle with you every night
>you will never grow old with her and retire
>trusting an american woman during college to join finances
That's like trusting a rattlesnake not to bite you
I'm not a bad person, I just want to be loved back
>>27725090
DUUUDE, we have spent nearly three centuries just barely learning to accept all humans as equal just soley based on genetics and species alone.
And we still can't accept that.
Imagine how racist everyone will be when there are legitimate biological differences!
Bruh every rascist group across the globe will have a field day!
The Catholic church sure as shit wouldn't accept them as they'd see them as beast.
In fact most people would. You're out of your mind if you think humanity's going to accept them in your lifetime alone.
Also....just my two pennies in the whole purge thing, i doubt that magic would work on a magicless world.
BUT IF IT DID!
The US Government hell every government would be rounding up those little pones left and right to weaponize them.
Naturally you can expect them to retaliate leading to a race war.
Any way you slice it, there's gonna be a shit ton of discrimination for the first 70 years.
>>27725126
To send back is to take said object or person and return them to the original place of orgin.
>>27725157
What a hilarious and original smartass.
Maybe we should send you back as well.
>>27725128
It's a shame that you'd be black balled form any job for being a pony lover irl.
>>27725161
Im an American son.
Born, raised and even bread in the good old U S of A.
IF YOU MEAN TO DEPORT MY BY LINEAGE.
You'd send me back ti Britain cause im white.
You want to bla hardcore dick and back to the farthest ancestor.
Germany.
Win win either way.
>>27725150
I'm sorry, I'm a powerful meme mage.
My loyalties currently lie with Trump and general racist things to protect the white race and stop islam.
But if you think I won't burn the world for my waifu you are sorely mistaken, my friend.
>>27725184
Shit son....well I don't think anyone can stop a meme mage. I guess the world is kill friend.
>>27725163
This guy has it >>27725184
SJWs will be manipulated and destroy anything that is remotely threatening to human-pony harmony.
Maybe I'll even pull a megajew and create the term ponyist and put such a stigma behind it that all will kowtow or face unemployment and social rejection
>>27717783
>whiter than I'll ever be
if that's you're definition of white then i don't want to be right
>>27724944
Not only that, it was fat Colonel Sanders
>Ponies come to Earth
>Racist groups mad asf
>Church calls them devils
>Islam rises and smashes christian churches, libtards cheer
>Racist groups get doxxed by hackers on steroids, libtards cheer
>Islamists attack ponies, alt-right rises, drives out mudslimes
>alt-right accepts man-pony relationships
>SJWs pissed as ponies move to alt-right
>Hillary mysterious passes after talking about ponies threatening womyn
>Trudeau dies in fire
>Merkel raped to death
>Trump takes the hint and supports pones, Farage follows
>Alt-right redpills libtards on islam and racial realism
>Muslims banned from entering Europe and US/Canada
>Classic right-wing is entirely replaced by pony-friendly alt-right
>Nigger riots are not tolerated
>Muslim presence is not tolarated
>Europe, US, Canada all become pony-human 50's utopia, shutting out the third world entirely
>>27725225
Nigga you just jealous that i got 16 herbs and spiced that all taste the same.
>>27725259
You're implying that pones would be sympathetic to niggers and want to expand welfare programs and give jamal a full ride scholarship.
What's their thing again...love and TOLERATE.
Also, nobody respects tumbler...nuff said.
>>27725215
t. faggot who doesn't know how spanish islands are divided
We had the mainland Spain settlers, who kept pure bloodlines, and white skin
Then we had the poor people who mixes with the slaves, and now have darker skin
It's a spectrum of blood purity.
>>27725287
>ponies move to alt-right
It's simple, we red pill them
>>27725301
How would you red pill a creature whose soul upbringing is to love and tolerate everyone and everthing?
>>27725311
Give them the facts and thebred pills will follow.
>>27711416
I can imagine that people might be attracted to things that ponies found ugly before the merge. After they see humans flocking to these "ugly" ponies, the ugly traits would then become popular. Once they became popular, people would discover other traits that they enjoy, perpetually changing the fashion in vogue.
>>27725289
>spectrum
either you're pure or your not, figures you'd post a frog.
meanwhile in non nigger tainted mexico
>>27710998
In the sane states, yes. The Bible Belt redneck trash will ban it and bitch about it all the way up to the point they infringe on married pone/human couples' rights and the Supreme Court resolves it by declaring pone/human marriage legal.
Justice Thomas will write a stern, publicrecord dissertation about how American values are non-existent and God's going to smite us, blah blah blah that literally no one will read.
>>27711152
Egoism is not a valid philosophy; it's a completely retarded way for selfish subhuman losers and anarchistic manchildren to try to make extreme greed trendy and OK.
>>27725370
>mexico
Build wall, Pedro
>>27725259
/pol/ pls
Your assuming the ponies will even need our help to defend themselves. Need I remind you these same ponies have access to overpowered friendship magic. They also don't play by the same zero sum game you do.
>>27725365
Exactly what equine traits would a human like that a pone wouldn't?
>>27725453
Then who's to say ponies don't enslave humanity for their own good?
