>Get qt gf rainbow dash
>Get cucked by Zephyr
>Wat do
>>27709275
>get three same numbers
>ban ponys
>>27709275
Caress his bigsister.
>>27709275
>element of loyalty
>cheating
no
>>27709275
I openElmer's Glue Factoryand solve all of my problems.
>>27709285
rolling
>>27709275
>Celebrate my plan working.
>Go date Fluttershy as part of our agreement.
>Her brother loses his virginity and stops bothering her with his creepy in detail incest friendfics.
>I get Flutterwaifu.
>The only person who loses is Rainbow Dash; and she's a cunt anyway if she would cheat.
>Which she has proven she can do (at least in a competitive sense).
>>27710177
>Try to make fucking Zephyr a competition just to see her fuck a real life NEET
the ultimate prank
>>27709275
>go to fluttershy's cottage
>tie him up in his bed
>fuck fluttershy on the floor in front of him
>jizz on his face
>fuck him in the ass until my dick goes soft
>give fluttershy a hug and kiss her goodnight
>leave
>>27709275
>kill myself
>cuz i've hit molten rock bottom
>>27710216th-thats actually kinda hot...
>>27709450
It's not cheating when she breaks up with you to get some of that big blonde dick
>>27710007
Don't you do it
Fuck him in the ass.
>>27709275
Have sex with him of course, the whole point of dating Rainbow Dash was to lure him in the first place.
>>27710216
>>27711762
>>27711778
and people say /mlp/ isn't literally gay
>>27711798
There is absolutely nothing gay about wanting some boipucci anon.
Is there maybe something you want to tell us?
>>27711810
I said you were gay.I didn't say to stop.
>>27711820
It's not gay if there's a female in the picture, right?
>>27711829
You forgot to say "no homo", faggotN-No homo, alright?
>>27709275
Leviticus 20, 10
Did you know this is neurologically connected to the biological explanation for love ?
>>27711945
Why, of course it's no homo anon, why would you think otherwise?derpibooru.org/1176417
>>27711829
whoever drew that made it look like they have scales.
>>27709275
>Dating top cunt
>ever
He is doing you a favor Anon. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>27709275
>Zephyr getting Dash
Good, maybe she can be obnoxious around him then instead of bothering everyone else, he doesn't seem to mind either, so it's a win win win.
>>27709275
If she is willing to lower herself that much then she doesn't deserve me anyway.