You get to spend a night with the Pie sisters, You can have sex 4 times during that night.You can fuck one them 4 times, or all 4 of them once each, or one of them 3 times and another once, or any combination you like as long as it adds up to 4. How do you spend your loads?
ALSO, vote for the hottest Pie Sister: http://www.strawpoll.me/10549168
masturbate by myself in the guest room with a bottle of pasta sauce.
Maud and Pinkie, twice each. Fuck fake Fluttershy and the bitch (but not literally).
>>27706238
FUCK PINKIE ONLY
I don't really like any of the Pie sisters, but if I had to choose one, I'd go with Marble solely on appearance.
>>27706238
Marble and Maud once, Limey twice.
Pinkie can make cakes.
>>27706305
You better hope your dick is as hard as she is.
>>27706238Make love toMarble four times.
>>27706238
Maud first
Pinkie second
Break-Your-Dick (Limestone) third
Finish off with Maud again. Not really interested in Marble.
>>27706238
>Limestone leading
there is still hope in this useless board
Pinkie once, Marble three times.
cutest pie
>>27706238
may as well do all of them. I have no desire to fuck a horse, but if I have to I may as well do what I do with food and enjoy veriety.
>>27706952
If I had to choose between swedish, german, italian and japanese food, I pick the japan/italy combo two times
>>27706238
Maud's the hottest one.
Just picture that dead, unblinking stare while you slam into her, it never falters or wanes.
>>27706999
some goes for me and Limestones angry stare and trashtalk
>>27706238
All four once each, of course. I wouldn't go to a smorgasbord and then only eat one item.
>>27706238
>mfw Limestone is winning
>>27706238
I choose all of them once. Easy choice
4 times to best Pie
>>27706238
I'd have to know what Limestone fucks like. Would also be interesting what Maud is like. The other two are just bonuses.
>>27706238
Limestone dominating the poll like she dominates Anon's dick.
>>27707120
>what Maud is like
>Limestone has as much votes as Maud+Marble together
One for each. Any other way and I'd be too curious about the ones I missed.
>>27706238
Fuck all of them. The only right answer
Pinkie four times
One vag fuck
One pussy fuck
One jerk off while eating her anus
One jerk off while eating her vag
Not exactly in that order
>>27707202
>One vag fuck
>One pussy fuck
anon...
>>27707202
>Pinkie with both pussy and vag
Wow
>>27706238
>cripplingly "curl up into a ball and rock back and forth", shy autist
>cripplingly "freaks out when shit doesn't stick to her routine", giant rockfu autist
>cripplingly "can't emote properly or express herself at all", pocket rockfu autist
>cripplingly hyperactive, "special interest limited to parties" autist
The Pie family is really fucked up, uh
>>27707213
>>27707225
Whoops I meant to say one anus fuck
>>27707229
there is a gem though, too bad she's not an option
Fuck all of them once.
I'm not a prude. Who in the fuck would deny having sex with ANY pony?
How am I supposed to choose a favorite when they're all four different flavors of perfect?
Would fuck all four in the following order:
>Pinkie - Start with her because she's likely the easiest to please
>Limestone - While I still have plenty of energy because she's likely the hardest to please
>Maud - Because I want Marble to be last
>Marble - For a loving, sweet finish
Limey 4 times because I want to impregnate her, tame her, and raise a family.
>>27706238
Ponka four time, i don't know about the other sistersi didn't watch the show since the S2
>>27707229
Not gonna lie, you made Marble sound cute to me. I'd rock back and forth with her gently, holding her close.
>>27706238
Four times in one night? Who am I, Superman? Anon? Limestone twice, then cunnilingus and fingerwork for the everypony all night.
>>27707320
Marble is actually the kinkiest Pie. She acts all shy but get her in bed and she turns your pelvis into dust.
>>27706238
limestone 4 times.
Limestone three times consecutively, no breaks, so she realizes that she can't handle me in bed. Then finish the night with Maud.
>>27706238
HARD MODE: Any sister you have sex with is guaranteed to get pregnant.
Does this change your decision?
>>27707285
Pretty much this, but i'll switch my order
>Maud first, as I'll be totallyrock hard, and i know she wants that. If i can make her smile or groan it's a massive confidence boost
>Limestone second, as she can't intimidate me anymore, but i need the energy to give her a solid dicking she won't forget
>Marble third, for passionate love
>Pinkie fourth as by this point i'm fucking spent and she can just bounce on my cock and enjoy herself
Limestone is hottest
Maud is prettiest
Marble is cutest
Pinkie is the perfect mixture of those traits
>>27707338
>Pie Dad's face when you've impregnated all four of his daughters.
>>27707338
I'd impregnate them all. And I'd raise all their children like a true man.
>>27707343
You make a better case, I think I'll go in your order instead.
>>27707338
>Pass my genes on through not one but FOUR perfect mares
Yes please.
>>27706484
This guy gets it
>>27706238
Pillow talk comes with the deal right?
Pinkie twice because she's a kinky slut
Limestone twice because she's the hottest and it would be awesome hate-sexor she accidentally falls for you. That's good too
>>27707400
Yes, but you must sleep in their sort of Olliver twist 4 in one bed and talk to each mare at once and keep them all entertained whilst not passing out after blowing your load four times.
Maud twice, Limestone twice.
Eat out Marble all night long.
Pinkie four times
>>27707428
Holy fuck this. Just imagine Maud's soul piercing eyes staring up at you and Limey being all dominant and bullying
As much as I love pinkie I feel like the opportunity to do it with her would often arise
And Marble is far too timid and anxious. It would just be awkward and boring.
> maud and limestone are the hottest
> tfw cant vote for both
>people are actually not voting for pinkie
>some of them even voted for maud and marble
>>27707513
> pinkie better than maud
Pinkie is cute as fuck but is nowhere near the hottest sister. Protip: it'sLimey
maud, maud, maud, and maud.
Pinkie 3 times & Marble 1 time.
How lewd can green get before getting banned or having the thread closed?
>>27708293
Clop is generally accepted on here.
>>27706238
cuddle 4 pone. get a good night's sleep.
>>27706238
>>27707513
Pinkie Pie four times. Twice in the summer, twice in the winter.
>>27706238
Fuck Marble twice, fuck Pinkie twice
>>27706238
Everyone except Maud. Inkie twice.
Maud's an autist and I wouldn't get any reaction from her.
>>27708774
It would be interesting to have a long-term relationship with Maud and learn the ways of pleasing her, and how she demonstrated her pleasure. Would the reward be worth the effort?
>>27706238
First Marble, then Maud, then Limestone, then Marble again.
>>27708858
Why must you deny Ponka her dicking? Do you want to make her sad?
Limestone still winning? good
Are you guys purpously voting for the ugliest most booring pie members? Pinkie and marble FTW
>>27706238
No fucking necessary. Happy, warm, squishy cuddle puddle is fine too.
>>27707338
I wouldn't fuck them then. Ponk is my waifu but I hate kids.
>>27706238
Limestone twice and Marble twice
This seems like a good time to post a saucey maud story
http://pastebin.com/Ha6VHJVY
>>27707285
>Maud- Because I want Marble to be last.
Ouch.
Poor Maud.
>>27707364
"AH WELCOMED YOU INTO MY HOME!"
"Mr. Pie, I..."
"WE BROKE BREAD AT TABLE TOGETHER! YOU SAID GRACE!"
"I know this looks bad..."
"AND THE MOMENT MY BACK IS TURNED YOU FORCE YOUR SHAFT OF SIN UPON NOT JUST ONE BUT ALL OF MY DAUGHTERS?!"
"It wasn't really for-"
"GOD SAVE YOUR WICKED SOUL! GOD FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I WANT TO DO TO YOU RIGHT NOW FOR TAKING THEIR MAIDENHOOD LIKE SOME SERPENT IN PARADISE!"
"Maidenhood? Are you kid-"
"WHERE'S MAH PITCHFORK?"
>shit
>it was totally worth it
>but shit
>limestone winning
why do you guys like her so much?
>>27710708
Because of pencils, same with marble
>>27710706
>god
>not celestia
ONE
JOB
>>27710706
He should be glad I decided to pass my superior genes unto his daughters. Now he has help on the farm that can actually do real work with hands.
I want to put her in her place by fucking her brains out.
>>27711024
I want to wear Limestone out by bringing her to multiple orgasms with my superior human endurance and dextrous fingers, then move on to Marble pie and help boost her self-esteem by letting her stay on top and acting worn out when she finishes.
>>27706952
The bait's too obvious, Anon. Try harder.
Rough anal with Marble four times.
>>27710706
>"WE BROKE BREAD AT TABLE TOGETHER!"
"I jizzed on that bread."
>"YOU WHA- I wondered why it was so soft."
>>27706238
Maud four times. Maybe a fifth just to break the rules
I would either only fuck Pinkie, or all four of the girls, since I care about Pinkie, and wouldn't want to leave any of her sisters out if I chose to sexitimes with them as well.
I'd actually love to explore sex with different personalities, so
if Pinkie's ok with it, fucking her sisters is a go.
>>27707285
I like this order, but for my own reasons.
>Pinkie first - My love; I want most of my energy and excitement spent on her. Brief cuddles after.
>Limestone - The adventure of the night begins, angry sex with an angry mare, who insults me as she accepts my pleasure anyway. Hot.
>Maud - The middle part of the adventure. Tough cookie to figure out, but fun to see how this odd, seemingly unemotional mare performs during sex.
>Marble - The ending sequence. No idea what challenges I face here. She could be the most shy/insecure and you'll need work to push the right buttons to get her comfortable, OR she could be the absolute dirtiest, and you'll actually be at her incredible mercy tonight.
Go back to Pinkie and talk about how things went.
Find Maud and Limestone waiting with her for me and marble for round 2, all together.
^:) ^3
>>27706238
Pinkie, Maude and Marble twice
>>27710754
>implying Celestia doesn't believe in a superior being above her
>>27711482
lol
>>27711024
>she actually puts YOU in YOUR place
>"Don't just stare at it, eat it."
>shoves your face into her pussy.
>>27712715
>literally eat
>bite into it
>tear out flesh
>chew it
>>27712818yes
>>27710708
Because she is better
duh
>>27706238
each one of them
>>27706238
Can I instead start up an excavation company with them?
I would call it [s]RED[/s] - PINK
>>27706238
All for one and all four to Pinkie.
>implying choosing all four isn't objectively the best answer
>Limey winning
and people saying you guys have shit taste. gj, at least once
>>27712715
>Implying I'm scared of a puny little horse with a pissy attitude
>>27706238
Limestone
Pinkie
Marble
Pinkie
making sure to get each of their juices in the next one
>>27706238
Without marriage? Pff.
Sex marble very hard one time, but then 3 times with limestone
>>27713939
She's an Earth Pony dude. They're stronger than you.
>>27710722
what? Id agree with you on the marble part, but goddamn, 1 sex session with limestone is worth 10 of any other pie I M I
>>27715276
I'm gonna need sauce and I really hope there is a English version
Do the sisters understand the rules of this engagement?
If so, I would boink Marble, Maud, and Ponk once each and then jack off once just so Limestone would feel left out and get mad.
>>27715293
And like the rest of them, hard to overpower, but easy to outsmart.
>>27706238
I think my pink waifu and I could go four times in one night.
don't stop, my sides..
>>27715401
kaikoinu
Google that.
>>27707338
that just makes it better
>>27706238
pinkie 4 times
>>27706238
I would go with Maud and Marble and fuck both of them twice in the pussy
>>27716526
Those pregnant bellies are disproportionate to their size. At least, Marble's is. It looks wrong.
>>27715293
Quadrupeds would be absolute shit in a grapple.
Limey, four times
In the ass
Completely drybecause you know that's how she likes it.
>>27716650
There are twins.
>>27715293
Humans are scientifically known to be the most enduring "animals" with the best stamina on Earth. We're not apex predators for nothing. We tame horses by "breaking them" - following them until they collapse, fatigued.
Jesus christ four times? I can barely make it twice spaced out over a single night and the second time is pathetic and almost dry.
I might just elect to cry quietly in a corner or fall asleep on a rock or something.
>>27710757
>implying Igneous want freakish hybrid pones to be his grandchildren, let alone work on his farm
I think he would just burn them all to the stake, and call them demons or witches or some shit
>>27718608
Can you kick and tree and cause all the apples to fall out of it? If not, you're not stronger than an Earth pony.
>>27719784
I did *not* say strongest. We can out-last a horse in running and walking. Why do we need strength to shake trees and wings to fly if we have tanks and jets?
>>27719824
but why
>>27706238
All 4 times with Limestone. I swear to Tirek she will walk funny for a whole fortnight.
Unf
>>27716194
Thanks sport
>>27706238
Sex Marble four times
>>27722381
This nigga knows what's up.
>>27706259
Had the same idea, but the pasta really tops it
>>27706238
There are 27 combination possible.
>>27710706
>>27706238
Limestone 4 times
maybe Limestone 3 times, Maud once
Maud sex seems like one of those things where the idea is way hotter than the reality
>>27720979
trying to sexually break an earth pony is like trying to knock down a brick wall by throwing eggs at it
in this simile the eggs are your dick
>>27718673
Anon, you need like, some better nutrition or something.
>>27706238
Hottest is Maud
>>27706238
i make love to ponk 3 times. When it comes the time for the fourth i refuse so i can always have hope to come back to her
Marble Pie is worst pony.
Maud a best
>>27724464
>trying to sexually break an earth pony is like trying to knock down a brick wall by throwing eggs at it
>in this simile the eggs are your dick
To bad this is nonsense. Even the worst human lover, by pones standarts, is an unstopable, tireless train of fuck.
>>27706238
Limestone once, Maud once, Ponk twice
>>27727883
That means you're evenly matched, at best.
>>27707338
I want to find out whether Limestone gets as butthurt about ponies touching her foal bump as she does about ponies touching Holder's Boulder.
>>27731188
You can make more babies, but there's only one Holder's Boulder.
>After your surprise arrival and ensuing interrogations, you were sent by the Canterlot Princesses to live at some weird rock farm.
>You’re still catching on to the science/magic interaction regarding rock farming, but the mechanics are easy.
>Turn over rocks.
>Rotate rocks.
>Pick up rocks and put them in the wagon.
>Don’t touch Holder’s Boulder.
>Limestone was very serious about that last part. You tried joking with her about that big rock once, and got two hoof-shaped bruises on your thighs to show for it.
>Despite the difference in backgrounds, and Limestone’s seemingly constant anger, you get along with everypony at the farm.
>You and Igneous even occasionally meet behind the silo for a sip of apple brandy after dinner.
>Being here and getting to know them, you begin to admire the ponies as…people, instead of just some weird talking animal.
>And vice versa.
>The way Limestone always looks out for the future of the farm and the family dynasty, and spends every part of the day working to improve that future, is admirable.
>One time, after visiting the silo, you told Limestone how much you admired her dedication.
>You thought she might have grinned before cursing you for being weird and lazy.
>Marble’s quiet but sweet personality was tough to crack at first, but now she talks to you in complete sentences a few times a day. Usually during water breaks in the field, but sometimes at night on the porch.
>It turns out she likes to just sit and take in the night air, too.
>You met the middle sister, Maud, some time back. She’s some kind of geologist, and doesn’t live at the farm.
>She was even harder to figure out than Marble.
>You don’t actually understand Maud.
>Marble’s twin, Pinkie, visited once after you got here. That party was the brightest thing you’d seen in Equestria, rivaling the spectacles in Canterlot.
>”Anon, the anniversary of the wedding of myself and Cloudy Quartz draws near.” You and Igneous are sitting behind the silo. “I am taking her to Canterlot for a celebration.”
“Canterlot’s a big city, with lots to do. I’m sure you’ll have fun. How many years have you been married?” The brandy is good tonight.
>”Thirty years have passed since we pledged our lives together. Cloudy Quartz arranged the trip with a tour guide. Pinkamena and Maud are returning prior to our departure, so that they may give congratulations and do our work in our absence.”
“Thirty years? Congratulations! That’s amazing.”
>You clink glasses and drink.
>You suddenly feel lonely, and take a bigger sip of brandy.
>Pinkie and Maud arrive two days later, on the same train.
>Being sisters away from the farm must have some challenges.
>Pinkamena—Pinkie—is definitely not like her sisters. You and she immediately hit it off, since her sense of humor and outgoing personality are what you’re used to with friends back home.
>She’s perky, and friendly, and probably knows all the best clu
>A small rock strikes your ear, just enough to get your attention. “Anon! Quit daydreaming and get back to work!”
“Yes, boss. Going back to work, boss.”
>Limestone.
>>27733308
And I'm off to bed. Live or die, good luck pie sisters.
>>27733308
Bump
Ponk catched up?
fuck!
>>27733311
This thread's about had it. I think I'll finish writing the story and either start a new thread, or post it the next time a Pie sister thread starts up.
>>27734983
>the next time a Pie sister thread starts up.
>>27719003
>>27727883
nice headcanon
>>27734483
Pinkie shouldn't be allowed in Pie Sister polls. Being a main character is cheating.
