Dazzle Declassified Friendship Survival Guide Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>27647681
First for best Dazzling!
Swap the pics there with the nude version, and the thing gets much more interesting
>>27703356
Hmmm, this gives me some ideas...
>>27703325
They gave Sunset a second chance, and the Crystal Prep girls came around, so why are they so mean to the Dazzlings?
>>27703325
This pic is evidence that dazzlings are ponies and secondary sirens.
The comics aren't canon.
>>27703325
Thank you for posting a new edition in my absence. I was having in a screaming match with my roommate, and unable to check my laptop. Have a rare Dagi.
>>27703820
We need more loose hair poof
>>27703904
loosely poofy
>>27703325
Good. At least we know they won't be getting some shitty "redemption" arc if this is how the main six over in the human world feel about them.
Cum post lewd dazzle
>>>/trash/3596741
>>27704414
Censor that thing you sick fuck.
>>27704414
Oh nice. Haven't seen that before.
>>27704530
lel
>>27704530
That's a belly button, you who's never seen a woman naked.
>>27704436
I miss when Wee would draw detailed lewd pieces. Same with Fig actually, he made some amazing stuff.
>>27704575
That's a belly button,you who doesn't know the difference between a mammal and a Fish
>>27704596
I miss back when we had a bunch of quality contentfags making content. But then again, we also so damn much shitposting.
>>27703325
The main six are a bunch of bitches.
>>27704705
I want Adagio to dominate me and force me to suck her giant futa cock
>>27704881
You should read "I want to be a Dazzling". That would be right up your ally.Unless you're a guy and you want to be dommed as a futa on guy. Then maybe not.
>>27704881
Me too thanks to the Futafolio 2. I'd latch onto it like a kitten on a tit and suck Adagio's warm, nutritious, gooey milk right out of her and into my tummy while she caresses my hair and calls me a good boy.
>>27705051
Well I am not grill. What is it about?
>>27705112
U-unf. I want her to tell me how bad I'm being for sucking dick and how I shouldn't like it but still force my head around it as she shoots her love juice into my tummy, filling me up with her baby cream.
>>27704597
>the dazzlings were originally fish
>not transformed
>>27704575
>The picture is of a fishlady
>The fish half resembles a mackerel
>Mackerels are ovoviviparous
>No need for a belly button
>>27703325
>sunset don't give they a second chance
Fucking hypocrite bitch
>>27705133
Bout a femanon who wants to join the Dazzles, then finds out that Adagio is a big dick futa/trap (that's not ever really specified) that doms them and now her as well. Mindbreak, large insertion and other fetishes of that like ensue. Writefag got tired of old /dzg/ flipping out over his other stories unfortunately so he left and never finished it.
It's a great fap if you like those fetishes.
>>27705854
there is a part two but I've never been able to find the paste bin for it again
>>27705887
I think part two is included in the one pastebin isn't it? Either way I have the cap here if you, or any other Dazzlefags, don't and have been looking for it.
>>27705887
Lewd
>>27705917
Damn, well if it is I've must passed it up.
Thanks, anon
>>27705945
No problem m8. I've always wanted more content like this, so it's nice to help some Anons at least find/refind what's already out there.
>>27705591
Chickens have belly buttons.
Spoiler warning: "vent"
>>27705854
Unf. Thanks fellow dazzlefag.
>>27706019
Chickens are also oviparous,not ovoviparous
So why are the dazzlings portrayed as mermaids creatures and not bird hybrids? Aren't they Sirens?
>>27703639
Sunset was a pony, the Crystal Prep girls were just humans.
Dazzlings are inhuman eldritch monsters.
>>27703639
I mean I gonna take a guess that this image is from some dumb picture book that you can buy at some Wal-Mart.
So I doubt it's really cannon
>>27706130
Goood point.
Sharks have no belly buttons.
Did we ever have some talk about what hippocampi, or their humanized (or EqG "humanized") forms were like?
I headcanoned them as being originally ponies, or their human counterparts humans, but found some magical objects, fashioned into the pendants, that then transformed them and granted longevity for magic.
I wonder if Café is still around.
>>27705917
Thanks. Do you have the part one cap?
>>27706721
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
>>27706300
So the Dazzlings are chilling with Emrakul on Innistrad right now? Noice.
>>27706759
Thanks, but OCD demands that I have both parts in the same format and saved in the correct chronological order.
>>27706806
Here you go Anon. I was away on business when you asked for it.
>>27707118
>>27707118
>>27705917
>>27705917
>>27707118
tfw there will never be more trapadagio
>>27707477
Is that really a bad thing, though? the cost-benefit analysis for keeping EQGWritefag around is never flattering.
>>27707477
You can always write it yourself. Um'hmm wrote one some time ago. I remember it because it got a dramatic reading where anon was voiced by Jimmy Pop.
Also slightly related, I just remember I was in the middle of writting a Futwilight green a few months back. Can't be arsed to finish it though.Jizz Tea
>>27707505
It wouldn't be so bad if the autism didn't make so many Anon's throw hissyfits. That and if EQGWritefag could learn to just ignore them instead of commenting every thread.
>>27707508
Pastebin?
>>27707614
I was talking about
http://pastebin.com/pSdiacJS
but I was wrong. No real futa in this one. This one on the other hand...
http://pastebin.com/LpK46i91
>>27707707
I meant for the Futwilight one, but I love the one you posted. Very fitting and unf worthy.
>>27707614
Were you around during the early threads of NST? Those threads showed exactly why you shouldn't keep EQGWritefag around.
Does anyone have that Trapdagio greentext screencap
>>27707832
I didn't follow NST so I'd need to see some archives if you're referring to specific events. I'm not one to trust the judgement of another anon on the quality of thread events I didn't see myself and don't have caps of. I just remember the stupid drama from early /dzg/.
>>27707945
Which one? The original, the follow up with the rape and prostitution or the other one that had nothing to do with either of those? I think that last one is posted in this thread.
>>27707832
Because he wrote a story that people had problems with and everyone turned it into a WAY bigger deal than it needed to be? Because all I remember is the same old childish shitposting going on there that went on over here as soon as everyone found out who the writer was. Everyone liked it before, but then they find out who the author is and bam, all of a sudden people have to make five paragraph long posts explaining why the story is shit and anyone who likes it is an idiot.
>>27703325
>worst thing about the dazzlings
Literally nothing
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xJmihXA.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>>27707966
>the follow up with the rape and prostitution
Well fuck. It was probably the original since I know it wasn't the one in this thread, but know I don't think I want it anymore
>>27708101
The original was more drama/lewd, but EQGWritefag has a tendency lean their stories into darker drama territory. You won't be finding any faps there unless you're more into sadism.
>>27708075
Theydon't exist. And that's a big damn dealbeaker.
>>27708101
Just pretend the followup doesn't exist.
That's what we all do.
>>27707832
But the spaghetti in his /r9k/light story was hilarious.
>>27708171
Not that anon, but I didn't mind the follow up personally. Just kinda wish it was its own story rather than the same one. The tone shift was jarring as fuck in some passages.
>>27708171
>>27708197
Someone else needs to make a decent followup that doesn't shift so ridiculously in tone
>>27708212
Yeah, that'll never happen
>>27708070
What I remember is that he wrote a whole bunch of stories under different names just to fuck with people and ended up taking on way more than he could manage. That and purposefully leaving bait responses to his own story updates to kick up shitstorms.
>>27708197
I stopped reading /r9k/light during the convention because I got bored of it. How many years did they spend at that fucking convention? Also, his predictable roller-coaster of feels left me without any investment.
>>27708237
>You walk in the school corridors
>You see Chad Sentry bullying the new girl
>You put a hand on his shoulder
"Leave the lady be."
>Flash laughs
>"Why? What are you going to do, faggot?"
>You perform the vulcan fingergrip
>Flash drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes
>You reach down and retrieve the pink mp3 player
>You hand it over to it's rightful owner
"This ruffian shall never bother you again, my lady."
>You wake up on the empty school corridor's floor
>Flash beated your ass silly and got Dagi wet by proving his alphaness
"Why do girls always go for the jocks?"
>>27708407
What
>>27708418
I mistook the sex device controller for an mp3 player.
Why is it when Sal posts he usually gets bitched at? It doesn't happened all the time but still. I never understood it.
Who is the bustiest Dazzling
>>27708560
Honestly it's probably Sonata, i just go by the normal aria ass and adagio hips
>>27708881
That easy access Adagio
>>27708171
i mean i still kinda like it up in till the point where anon punches adagio
>>27708881
Unf, love this guy's stuff. Has he posted anything else good lately?
>>27709081
>>27709182
It's the tongue that makes it great
uhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh
>>27709243
well i'm a nice combination of drunk/high right now
post your best immersive/self-inset dazzling stuff, i'll post a couple good ones i have
>tf they will never be real
>tf even if they were you'd probably be little more than just another loser to them
>>27709367
btw, if you couldn't tell, adagio is my fav ;)
>>27709372
Ari is also a good girl though
>>27709377
but fuck sonata tho, she a shit
A SHIT
come at me sonatafagsnot really though, I don't even think shes THAT badthe other two are just better
>>27709386
I don' t really like this one for whatever reason, no idea why its saved, but i'll post it anyway
>>27709400
they're looking at YOU, anon
>>27709407\
[shitpost-tier comment]that's all I have that remotely fits my premise
>>27709377
I really like this picture
https://youtu.be/cnd4bqfqWCU
>>27709427
>how the context of that picture changes depending on whether its "on" or "off"
hot.
>>27709427
>that video
do you know something about me?
Should I be worried?
>>27709441
woops first response was meant for>>27708237
>>27709441
>that video
>do you know something about me?
>Should I be worried?
Y for?
>>27709469
I don't know friend... what inspired you to post it with that post?
also, I agree with you, that IS a really good pic of aria
yaaay aria lovers
>>27709525
I have very few aria pictures, but for you my friend, I will share them
>>27709531
like 50% of dazzle art is actually something I could appreciate
I don't know, coincidentally I can't jive with a lot of the art styles dazzling fags draw with
>>27709612
I love em all
>>27709612
>5'1"
I must cuddle the Poof.
>>27709628
its the only right thing to do
she needs love, that's all
>>27709486
>One day I was organizing all the shit on my computer while listening to music,I saw that picture and that song just so happened to be playing and I thought
"Damn,these well together".
And then I saw the picture in this thread and I posted the Jewtube link.
>>27709635
>you will never be Adagio's plaything
>she will never ceaselessly tease you and ask for favors or help, even after her pendant is gone
>you will never do it anyway
>you will never be surrounded in a mass of poof whenever she pushes you onto the bed at night in an attempt to keep her feelings of power and dominance
>you will never be there to cuddle and whisper soothing words in her ear whenever the facade breaks and she ends up a crying mess, because Rainbitches
Life is pain.
>>27709645
actually I misread your post, but I've posted that exact video here before and I rarely see tobacco posted anywhere here so my paranoid personality jumped to conclusions
>>27709700
>tfw
why are we such submissive cucks
>>27709719
I-I'm not a cuck!
>>27709751
maybe not friend, but you want to be dom'd by a cute girllike I doso you aren't far from it
at least the sonatafags know their role in the relationship
>>27709719
>Implying one could wear the pants in a relationship with a Dazzling
>Adagio is all honeyed words, teasing, and coercion. She's three steps ahead at all times and scheming for the end goal, convincing anyone she needs to to reach it.
>Aria is almost entirely brute force, irritating to get someone to do what she wants even if she says she doesn't, and stubborn when not.
>Sonata plays/is the bubbly airhead, using her cuteness and likability to get what she wants, playing it up when she wants something or someone's help.
It's like you think you can't be under their spell.
Linework version. Took forever, but rather pleased.
Any critiquefags or anatomy/jojo enthusiasts feel free to point out anything you notice. I may try to get a bit more detail into Adagio's hair, but will see how the color affects it.
May be a few more weeks for the color job, unless I take the tablet with me on (another...) out of town trip for work next week.
>>27709707
Tobacco is a pretty cool and thanks for the webm.
>>27709840
that he is, that he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLVnDf0W_U
>>27709719
>>27709803
That being said it's just something I've come to accept. Maybe it's the social awkwardness. Maybe it's the innate desire to aid others, because I got financial support but never emotional.
Or maybe I'm just a beta faggot that wants someone who isn't going to break my bones or accidentally kill me to be the one in control, and I get off on them getting off on making me blush and drop the spaghetti everywhere, but still do what they ask anyway. Fuck if I know.
>>27709836
Never watched jojo but i like it
>>27709836
Damn son that looks good. Good job
>>27709243
Those are probably people, sirens are ferocious man-eaters.
>>27708212
I wrote one. Should be in OP pastebin or mine.
>http://pastebin.com/u/brzyreader
>>27706721
Cafe Dazzling? Yup, I'm still around. Still writing part 26.
>>Previously: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/279811/cafe-dazzling
>>Everyone stood dumbfounded for a moment, a mixture of terror, anger, and confusion running through them. None of the teachers or students on the ground stirred, having been left behind in favor of far more magically potent prey. Small twitches and groans were sporadic at best.
>>In the center of the star a black pool remained, an inky blackness filled with sparse faint swirling stars, as if they were looking at a picture of a galaxy right before it died. Without hesitation Aria flew into it.
“Twilight!”
“Aria! Wait for me!” cried Sonata as she jumped in after.
“Sonata! Aria! You nincompoops!” murmured Adagio as she stepped elegantly into the pool.
“Dagi!” Anon dove in.
>>Sunset looked around at all the unconscious students. She thought about having to explain what the heck just happened to Principal Celestial. Her decision wasn’t hard. Eldritch horrors from a dying dimension or dealing with the probably alcoholic underachieving doppelganger of your former mentor?
>>In a sarcastic tone, “Oh no you guys. Wait for me.”
>>She turned her head to the side and said in a slightly muffled higher pitched voice,
“No Sunny, don’t go! It’s too dangerous!”
“No, no, don’t try to stop me…”
>>Sunset glanced at the unconscious pile of students one last time, then sighed. With a leap, best pony bravely hopped into the portal after the Dazzlings.
https://derpiboo.ru/1184346?scope=scpec7b4605ca54f5ccc0c784d8da6fbdd7c42da1145
I got a question for ya /dzg/
Here's a autistic thing I always do in order to have fantasies about them in real life with me I must convert everything to human
Adagio was the easiest
>Name=realistic
>Skin tone=Irish white
>Hair color=already normal
Sonata is fairly simple too I imagine her with black hair naturally
But Aria is pretty hard all around except for the name which sounds alright
tl;dr What do you imagine the real world versions look like?
>>27708161
But they do exist. I've seen pictures of them on the internetAlso in our hearts
>>27711538
that image triggered me. thanks anon
>>27711538
Why people suggest a diverse ethnic range for the Dazzlings when they're all humanized hippocampi, I'll never know.
Regardless; tanned brunette with orange highlights for Dagi, fair blue-dyed blonde Sonata, pale black haired aria.
Dungeons/Mistake when?!
>>27711682
they're ponies. point in case: during the concert they gained pony ears, and the pre-movie merchandise depicted them as ponies with magical wings not too dissimilar to the ones Rarity gained once by magic.
Indo-European are genetically more diverse than any other major ethnicity on Earth, and they're the only ones to have more than one hair color and eye color (more precisely, the color of the irides). Among other reasons, this is why some of the scientifically more attuned states in Europe have a certain history of simply treating foreigners (a harsh insult in most civilized cultures who founded nations and nation-states) as second class, even if they're legally "equal".
Don't get me started on the biological explanation for oxytocin.
>>27703325
I want to see a picture like this where the dazzlings comment on the rainbooms and blow them the fuck out for being fake heros or being unrealistic or something
>>27711561
I have not heart. I gave it to a girl once. She threw it on the floor and shattered it. Then she stomped the pieces. They couldn't find all the pieces, so when the doctor glued it back together, it had gaps that I tried to fill with food and things. It's a ruin. Nothing lives inside a ruin.[/spoiler]
>>27711682
For the same reason why Twilight acts like a white, her actor is Jewish Canadian, but people draw her as black. Oh and let's not forget Muslimshy.
>>27712235
Just...sigh. The Dazzlings had pony ears because they sucked pony magic that was brought from ponyworld.
Box art always takes artistic liberties in order to sell the product. Plus it's called "My Little Pony". Not "My Little Eldritch Hate Parasite. Not having a pony on the box would confuse part of the consumer base (the little girls) and alienate them. Plus, I don't remember seeing art depicting their back. They could be mermaids for all we know, or even look like a plesiosaur.
>some of the scientifically more attuned states in Europe have a certain history of simply treating foreigners as second class, even if they're legally "equal".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>27712672
>>27712672
There has some been not to Europe ;^)
Let me put it slightly: doctors have been heard shouting at hijab-wearers to take them off, and called security if they refused. Oh, and straight up staring at them has become a trend.
I love love.
>>27712235
>>27712672
Was referring to why the depictions of the Dazzlings as 'normal' humans don't match up with each other when it's implied they're sisters, assuming that's not reaching too far into assumption. >>27711538 for example. Though at this point I'm probably arguing semantics.
>>27711538
I think this one is nice personally.
>>27712920
They're sisters? If so, then they must e of the same teint, unless they're half-siblings, but even then they can't deviate too much from ech other. For as much as I know Alpinids, a sub-set of Whites, tan very easily, leading to the pseudo-Latino people found in modern age Greek and Italia, as they expanded over the time. Once you cut of the sun light they get as fair as Englishmen north the limes, or how the wall in England is called.
>>27712833
Docs are right. When you go to another country and wish to integrate and make roots there, you are supposed to also follow your new home's rules. Shoving your polarizing religious dogma down the disagreeing throats of the society that has taken you in is a shit thing to do. If we went to their countries dressed as templar knights, they'd lynch and burn us.
>There has some been not to Europe ;^)
Wot?
>>27712920
>Sisters
Dazzle. Blaze. Dusk.MORTAL KOMBAT!
>>27713256
My mistake, wanted to write "It seems someone hasn't been" there. I had a tab for their languages.
Their food's nice.
Mother fucking bastard son of a desease-ridden shitstained cumtoilet...Is anyone else on a cellphone having trouble with the captcha? Every time the thrice-sodomized cursed turdchip loads, my phone crashes to desktop.
>>27713480
I am a yuropoor. Take me with you to the land of the free, buckaroo. I want to be able to own a gun and vote for Trump.
I need to get on with the next page for this.
Going to have Adagio going to retrieve Aria next.
Probably do a quick doodle or two first though.
>>27713781
As-salaamu alaykum.
It'd take some time, and a quiz, but you can get one. English, French, and Germans, or if you have a family, it makes it easier.Mange mon pain.
>>27712958
thanks
>>27711875
lol delinquents will continue when I can overcome the problem of my laptop's hard drive going bust. I'll try to see if I can find what I've written so far to tide you over.
>>27714129
So I've got a question: who is even the main love interest of make a mistake? So far I've understood it's Aria.
>>27713987
Every time I see you I am reminded of pic related. I've been meaning to chat, but I always get caught up with one thing or another. Anyway, I pmed you on dA.
>>27714637
Who knows? Could be anyone who's in his age range so it's not a younger girl like Salt Pie or Silver Spoke. Remember the white bow in the interlude? It could be related to that, but I'm just speculating. For all we know, Mistakeanon hasn't even decided who will fall for who yet.
>>27714794Who do you think I am?
>>27714129
Cloud drive to the rescue.
“What do you want?”
>You glare at Sour Sweet, who’s looking at you like you were a dog shit on the side of the road.
>One she had inadvertently stepped on.
>”Puhleez, as if you didn’t know that! I mean, after all...”
>Her eyes twitch dangerously as she hovers above you.
>Another switch.
>”You had to go and call me Bitchpolar, didn’t you!?”
>Quite frankly, you’re really not in the mood for this right now.
>You were just in the middle of trying to sort out the chaotic mess that your life has become.
>And now you’re dragged into this petty little hurricane?
>She’s angry about what you called her?
“Tough.”
>There are things much worse than namecalling.
“If you don’t like it, stop acting like such a spaz.”
>”Spaz!? You’ve got some nerve, dork! I should just, just--”
>Sour takes a threatening step forward, raising her fist.
>It’s a bit of a meaningless gesture, considering she’s only a little taller than you, even though you’re sitting on the stairs.
>The only reasons you are shaking is because of the cold and the alcohol coursing through you.
“Do what, exactly? You can’t seriously think about fighting?”
>Oh yes she can.
>She even swings her fist at you.
>Too bad the strike goes a mile wide and ends up with her spinning wildly.
>You just snort and return to your cigarette.
“Just what I needed. A violent drunk.”
>Growling at you like an animal, she steadies herself.
>”I wouldn’t be violent if you weren’t a *jerk*!”
“I’m a jerk!? I’m just trying to mind my own business here!”
>”After badmouthing me!”
“For a reason!”
>”What reason!?”
“Because you’re being insufferable twat!”
>”Only because you’re an ass!”
>Heavy breathing fills the air between you, fogging up the night.
>You two are inches away from each other, shoulders heaving.
>You’d never admit it to Sour, but…
>... After all those muddled-up thoughts, this is incredibly cathartic.
>>27714965
“I’m an ass? I’m trying my best to get along with you lot, but you’re disapproving everything I do.”
>”Nuh-uh, am not!”
>If you could roll your eyes any more, they’d be speeding down the goddamn street.
“I have eyes in my head, you know? I can see how you look at me.”
>Her eyebrow shoots up like an elevator.
>”And how’s that?”
“Like a turd!”
>She snorts, amused, and folds her arms across her chest.
>The look on her face is almost challenging.
>”Well, duh? I mean, that’s what you get for being, like, such a sleeze!”
>Now is your turn to be confused.
>Taking a drag off your cigarette, you blow the smoke out of your nose and gesture her to elaborate.
“Sleeze? What?”
>Sour groans and throws her hands up in the air.
>”You’re three-timing with those Dazzling-girls, you sicko. Don’t think I don’t know, I can see the way you look at them, jackass.”
>For a moment, there’s nothing but the wind.
>Nothing but the schadenfreude wind that sweeps across the yard, slapping you in the face as it does.
>Then it is replaced by your laughter, erupting from within you like an Indonesian volcano.
>”W-what!? What are you laughing about!?”
>Sour’s not taking your reaction well.
>She’s shaking you from your shoulders, face contorted in an angry mask, but you can’t help it.
>You just keep laughing.
>Laughing and laughing until your stomach hurts and tears are streaming from your eyes.
>At some point it starts to sound a little sick.
>Like, you want to stop laughing, but you just can’t.
>Mostly because it’s not just laughter, but all of your worries and stress streaming out thanks to that stupid misunderstanding Sour Sweet made.
>”Oooookay? You know what? I’m just gonna go, like, over there and tell them you completely lost it. That okay?”
>>27714973
>Finally reigning yourself in a bit, you grasp her shoulder.
“S-sorry, I just… ahah… oh god… that’s… whoo, wow. Sorry, I just never thought you actually, snrk, thought Dazzlings and I were… were…”
>”W-were?”
>Unable to put the ridiculous mental image to words, you just show her your pinky.
>Looks like she understands the gesture, as her jaw drops.
>”Wait, you’re *not* together!? B-but I thought you four were, like, an item or something! I’ve seen how you all look at each other, all those long gazes and stuff!”
>You cackle, shaking your head and raising your palm to stop her.
“That’s just… just… you know? We’re a family. Bunch of losers banding together. Ain’t nothing like that happening between us.”
>Sour snorts again, doubt clear in her eyes.
>”I dunno, those looks the blue one keeps sending your way are, like, totally not suitable for siblings.”
“That’s Sonata. You know how she is, right? I can promise there’s no way they’re seeing me in any romantic light.”
>Sour is about to say something, raising her index finger, but then stops.
>She hovers awkwardly there for a second or two before slumping back to ground.
>”Yeah, I guess you got me there. She’s an idiot alright.”
“Right? So don’t get you panties in a bunch, I’m not cheating on anyone. Hell, I don’t have anyone to cheat.”
>Taking another drag off your cigarette, you’re stopped by the deadpan look Sour’s giving you now.
>It literally screams ‘are you fucking kidding me?’.
>Also, you notice she’s moved right next to you instead of staying behind you.
>”Ugh, seriously? You hang out with all these girls, yet you’re not going steady with any of them? Puhleez, as if I could believe that.”
“Better believe it. I mean, have I been touchy-feely with any of the girls today?”
>”Well, no, but, like, that doesn’t mean anything! You could be just shy!”
>>27714979
>You chuckle and reach for a beer that isn’t there.
>To your surprise, Sour comes to the rescue and hands you her own.
“Well, I’m not denying that. I ain’t the type of guy to really, hum, showcase my feelings. Been a bit blunt on that department, I suppose. My old girlfriend used to say it all the time.”
>This seems to pique her interest, as the soft serve head is staring at you while hugging her knees.
>Why are you even talking about this so openly?
>Oh, right.
>Alcohol.
>”... Old girlfriend?”
>You’re lost in your thoughts for a moment, staring at the moon up above.
>The light it’s casting reminds you of those tender eyes she had.
“Yeah. We’re not together anymore, but… well, no, I guess there’s no but. It’s behind me now.”
>Sour Sweet stays silent for some time, and you hand her back the beer.
>She takes a sip to wet her throat before breaking the quiet with her voice.
>You’re not quite sure when, but at some point the shrillness of it disappeared.
>”Was she pretty?”
“Like the sun itself.”
>”Smart?”
“Smartest girl I’ve met.”
>”Funny?”
“I still smile when I think about her, don’t I?”
>Another moment of gentle silence.
>”She sounds perfect.”
>You have to chuckle at that. In a way, she’s not wrong.
“She hardly was. She was a bit hasty to anger, bit arrogant in her logic and she had vices just like I did, but… yeah, to me she was perfect.”
>The beer continues circling between you two as you talk.
>At some point you hit the bottom.
>Peering into the empty bottle, Sour Sweet seems to consider her next words carefully.
>”Is she the reason you’re not interested in anyone now?”
>You’re about to answer, but the words die to your lips.
>In your mind you have to acknowledge that she probably hit the nail in the head.
>You’ve been hanging out with the Dazzling for well over a month now.
>And you haven’t had anything but an odd stray thought of amore towards them? How weird is that?
>>27714989
>Perhaps, just perhaps, the memory of your old girlfriend is still subconsciously making it hard for you to jump into the game again.
>It’s not unheard of.
>Hell, it’s practically a cliche in young adult romance novels and tv shows.
>The irony that you, of all people, find yourself in such a development is not lost to you. With a sardonic laugh you flick your cigarette into the night.
>Sour follows the flight of it with her eyes.
>Soon even the pinprick light of the cig is gone.
“You know what? That might be just it. I haven’t thought about it… but it does make sense.”
>You pat her on the shoulder as you rise up from your seat.
“You’re smart for a girl your age, Sour. Thanks.”
>She swats your hand away as a thanks and jumps up.
>Fire of challenge flares up again, and you’re basking in its light.
>”Excuse me!? You don’t get to talk to me like that! I might be short, but I’m a sophomore like all the rest!”
>You blink twice, little surprised.
>But not in the way that she thinks.
“Wait, you haven’t realized it yet?”
>”Realized what?”
“Sour… how old do you think I am?”
>She seems confused by this sudden question.
>”Huh? You’re a sophomore too, so… ugh, I dunno? 15? 16?”
>You dig into your pocket and draw out your wallet.
>From there, you proceed to show her your driver’s license.
“Sour? I’m… I’m 18.”
>For a moment she stares at you like you grew another head that turned out to be Gilbert Gottfried.
>Gilbert Gottfried that then proceeded to roast her until a studio audience would start clapping out of nowhere.
>Followed by a commercial break.
>In other words: like her whole word had just collapsed in a hail of what the fucks.
>”E-EIGHTEEN!?”
>She gets up your grill with a look of absolute shock plastered on her face.
>”I mean, I thought it was super weird how tall you were, how you had some beard and how you bought cigs and alcohol without problem, but, but…”
>>27715000
>She stares at her own hands as if they were responsible for all of this.
>”Eighteen…?”
>You scratch your neck out of the awkwardness of the situation.
“See, I was in juvie for over a year. Hell, I got out around 8 or so months ago, back in April. Missed most of my sophomore year, but since I still had a chance to finish my education, I enrolled here.”
>Sour Sweet has an odd expression, somewhere between impressed and a little creeped out.
>”A-and you spend your days hanging out with girls, ugh, three years younger than you?”
>You bob her on the head.
“Reminder: they’re extradimensional fish-horses that use songs as their weapons. Plus they’ve probably been in this world since middle ages. So yeah.”
>Sour rubs her head and shoots you a pout of magnificent proportions.
>You had to admit, the girl had a habit of being cute when she was angry.
>”Well, you’re hanging out with me and last I checked I was 15…”
>There’s not much you can say to that since it’s, in fact, true.
“Well, what can I say? I don’t mind the company of younger girls. Makes me feel a bit more lively and energetic myself.
>Self-ironic grin on your face, you scratch the back of your head.
“Wow, that sounded pretty bad, huh?”
>You’re already waiting for a bitter retort from your side.
>Instead, there’s just the familiar silence.
>Curiously, you look at Sour Sweet, who’s staring at you with slightly flushed cheeks.
“Umm… Sour?”
>”Wait, seriously, you’re into younger girls? That’s gross, way too gross, mega gross! I mean, I might be into older guys myself and that might have made my heart skip a beat but when I think about it with clear head, nope!”
>Launching into a tirade that would have made Sugarcoat proud, she pushes past you and back into the staircase.
>You’re left to look after her, unable to understand what just happened.
“Wait… what?”
>>27715014
Aaaaand that's about what I managed to find stashed away. Hopefully I can find the rest of the stuff. If not, I'll just rewrite it, but that'll take some time.Fucking Ricky Martin songs are inbound.
>>27714637
>>27714855
As latter Anon said, I haven't actually made any decisions yet. More than a love story, for me Make a Mistake has become about Dazzlings and Anon (and the outcasts drawn to them) becoming a family; only that various Americana metaphors like motorcycle clubs are being used as stand-ins for that term. The story's about sense of belonging for those who don't adhere to the norm and I'll just stop before I'm starting to sound even more goddamn pretentious.
Still, it's not a secret that tangles of love are incoming. Funnily enough, Limestone's not exactly 'safe' either. When I added her, I did my research and she's older than Pinkie (ie. she's Junior in the story while most of the rest of the cast are sophomores.)
Still, the main dynamic is that Anon supports Sonata, stands equal to Adagio and Aria overpowers him. Make that of what you will.
>>27715091
>Limestone's got a chance
pic related
Yeah, I see what you're getting at. It's a good drive for the story.
Any plans for Babs?
>>27715143
Anon's plan is to match Rainbooms' faction, beat-for-beat. That'd mean that a third member is needed for their kid-squad. And the most obvious choice for it is... well, yeah.Let's just say that Anon's tour schedule before juvie did take him to New York at some point.
>>27714965
>>27714973
>>27714979
>>27714989
>>27715000
>>27715014
>>27715091
now here I wait again
thanks for the fix
http://i.imgur.com/IDGmWSB.png
Enjoy
>>27715873
Damn adagio is fucking pig
>>27715875
>Enjoy
>>27715224
Noice, just like when Babs first came to Ponyville, only better.
Dazzlings in space.
>>27709372
>>27709367
Are there anymore pictures of Dagi sleeping with Anon like this? I love them
>>27707477
>>27717684
Heheheh
>>27717684
Can't unsee poopy-pants Dagi teaching kidanon about gravity by playing with her own shit...Btw, mommy told you to not talk to strangers, didn't she?
I missThe Babysitters Dick
got to read both of them again
>>27714855
White bow interlude?
>>27717684
bouncy bouncy
>>27718034
U r Gross
>>27718700
Lazy too, otherwise I'd write a green about it.
>>27714868
I thought you were Sky, who in turn I thought was the anon who commented on the differences between the Orthodox and various american christian dogmas some threads back.
>>27717684
Kek. Thanks Joe.
>>27716613
>>27718986
10/10
>>27717684
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom
>>27718872
Nope. Sky's a gay name for a manly man.
Hey, somebody remembered my albeit short distinguishing of the major Christian denominations.
Also, I like to tell French to stop covering Antarctica with their flag.
>>27719068
A snake, a snake!
>>27719071
>Sky's a gay name for a manly man.
It's no Mannihilator Overpowerforce or Ultimatum Maximum, but I think it's alright.
>Hey, somebody remembered my albeit short distinguishing of the major Christian denominations
Funny part is that I hold the exact opposite views.
>>27718986
No helmet can contain the poof
>>27719264
>emphasis on viewsSuspiciously European.
Do tell.
>>27719643
Is Poof like Yeerk, except sexier?
>>27716613
>>27718986
don't astronauts shave their hair ?
>>27720331
>shaved Poof
Heresy
>>27720331
>cut the pigtails
>shave the poof
Blaspheme
>>27720331
Heresy!
>>27715875
sirens are birds though
>>27720331
>>27720947
that's a pretty good art style
if i were into feet i would save that
>>27720947
does this guy do other dazzling pics?
>>27721173
Why when he's already drawn best Dazzle?
>>27721162
Thought the same, esp since most foot focused dazzle art has been overall meh tier . I'm also not big into feet but dig this one.
>>27718986
This brings to mind an old story.
>>27721958
Well that's a jarring drop in quality from everything else.
>>27715091
Oh yea that hit the spot. Even if this dose was smaller than usual. I hope you get your HD problem fixed.
Now to wait for TS to deliver the other dose.
>>27721961
That's a nice butt
>>27722403
Very nice.
Huh, I haven't been here in a while..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32i1UdYTWZ0
>>27723044
Hello
>>27723044
Yeah it has,y 4?
>page nine
this kills the poof
>>27725388
Is it bad I find this sexy?
>>27725651
Not even a little bit.
>>27726677
>>Adagio and the Dazzlings all get transformed into pones after returning to Equestria
>>can't digest meat anymore
>>fuck this grass shit
>>Adagio refuses to give up eating pony meat
>>she and Anon hunt ponies down, Anon doing most of the work cause hooves
>>27726858
Man, now I want a picture of pony Dagi grazing peacefuly on a sunny day.
>>27725651
>>27726842
It's horrible. Look how unhappy she is.
>>27725388
Poor poof
>>27726935
She did it out of love Anon.
>>27727053
>Adagio sells her poof to buy Anon lube
>Anon sold his anal virginity to Sunset to buy Adagio a strap on
>Sunny watches Dagi rut Anon with rubber horse cock while wearing a poofy orange wig
It's a Hearthwarming Miracle!
>>27727099
I was actually referencing the story that it was based off of, but I'm liking where you took it.
>>27727099
Sounds like a Christmas miracle to me
>>27727099
I feel so conflicted...
>>27727099
>tfw not into pegging or futa on male
I'm missing out on so much good lewd.
>>27726858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnWso-2YA-E
My headcanon is, they forgot how to pony.
>>27727936
>not into pegging or futa on male
What are you, gay?
>>27727982
not him, but sticking stuff into men butts is gay
>>27727982
Not Bi enough, unfortunately.
>>27727991
"No homo", said God, as he created man with his g-spot up his ass.
>>27728000
Research prostate orgasm. You'll probably experiment eventually. After that it's up to you how you'll want it done, but imagining your waifu doing it to you in some way (fingers, strap on, dick) will make it more appealing.
Just imagine being turned upside down and hammered by smug-faced Aria while Sonata is laughing and Adagio is recording it with an evil look in her face. She is going to make do things for them, bad things. If you don't then everyone who knows you will see this video.
>>27728246
>Just imagine being turned upside down and hammered by smug-faced Aria while Sonata is laughing and Adagio is recording it with an evil look in her face
>>27727991
Only if the balls touch anon.
>>27721173
>>27728246
I've done Prostate Orgasms before and like some experimentation with my girlfriend . I just can't get off to it much in lewds because I don't find the male form very attractive. It works with some more effeminate males though so I'm close.
Also unf at that description.
>>27728321
Man, I wish I could into e-money. This sounds like it's right up Fig's alley. I can picture everything, from camera angle to the lighting and expressions. Also I'd prefer it if Aria is wearing a strap on, so as to show that she draws pleasure almost purely from your degradation.
>>27728431
>I don't find the male form very attractive
Same here, though I find an appeal in pics such as the one in link because of the dom element.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f224b841ab708e35f8f7de27e97b55c3/tumblr_nscjvg1NpK1rlftdao1_500.jpg
>>27726935
But its so cute!
>>27729386
Eh, not for me. The poof is so beautyful, so perfect and brilliant, that the thought of it being cut or damaged bothers me.
The longer hair are, the more I like them.
And smiles. All girls are prettier when they're smiling. In fact, I think it should be the most common beauty tip.
>>27729688
If you take away the poof would she die?
>>27730501
No, but she does lose all her strength.
>>27730831
How many years could a city run on the power of her poof alone?
>>27730831
>Implied blind Dagi
Screw you.
>>27732328
Though you gotta admit she'd really bring the house down.
Yeah, got the reference when I saw that earlier too.
>>27732850
I don't get it
>>27703325
>Phonies
>Fluttershy has been reading Catcher in the Rye.
