>Wake up
>See this next to you
>"I had a great time last night, Anon."
>She embraces your arm and snuggles your shoulder
>You have no recollection of the events that occured the night before
What do you do?
>>27696003
I made a taco salad on her vulva and and ate it all.
>>27696003
Try very hard to remember because this is the only time I'm ever going to get laid.
>>27696003
Stay in your dead character general.
>>27696003
Ask her if she'd like to have a great morning too.
Then play it by ear based on her reaction.
Why are there people who prefer anthro trash?
I don't know what happened last night. Help me remember.
>>27696003
>rape
>>27696003
>rapeagain
>>27696003
Tell her to transform into her true form because I WANT TO FUCK SOME FISH PUSSY.
>>27696003
Oh god, I stuck it in that stanky taco ass.
>>27696003
Ask her why one of her eyes is bigger than the other.
>>27696003
You do what you do in every relationship. Lie until you are safe from trouble and slowly piece that shit together
>Got to fuck best Dazzling
>Don't remember it
Why?
>>27696003
Her armpits smell pretty bad.
>>27696339
That only makes me harder
>>27696003
I fuck her immediately since she is in the mood
>>27696339
At this point I would tell her to take a showerso I could make her dirty again.
>>27696003
Pray that age of consent isn't a thing
>>27696011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISW1IDroVyY
>>27696003
Wake up
>>27696588
>it was a bud light commercial the whole time
>>27696052
This
>>27696003
>Wake up
>>27696003
Hug her close and cry softly into her hair while smelling it
>>27696061
>anthro
not sure if troll or just stupid
This wouldn't happen because none of them exist.
>>27696612
>>27696003
Do what I do every morning, fart.
>>27696612
>>27696969
>>27696993
She's real if you want her to be.
