>a magical adept so powerful that she's one of the few ponies to transcend to alicornhood
>a rodeo legend
>a career military officer and hero and one of the fastest fliers alive
>a pony with the power to control wild animals, even monstrous dragons
>a pony with clairvoyant abilities, able to detect danger and partially predict the future
>a pony with... really good fashion sense
We all know Spike is blessed by the fashion gods but what about the marshmellow horse?
>>27688162
>spike
>pony
well he isn't a dragon.
>>27688179
He's an Ex-Dragon Lord.
>>27688006
Pic related
>>27688236
Twilight's clearly richer than her though, she lives in a bigger house
so you can't even say her contribution is moniez
>>27688006
Rarara's just the slut of the group.
Need to let out some tension? She's got a tongue.
Need to use charm to get inside the villain's heavily guarded bastion? She's got the plot.
She's just a cheerleader, or, I dunno, a bard? She's just there to look pretty and remember everyone that they're females.
>>27688006
I want to see Rarity as Oscar the grouch now.
>>27688332
You hating on bards? They can buff the party massively. Rarity can't do shit.
>>27688473
Rarity's more like an offensive support.
She'll debuff the enemy with incessent whining, binding their legs with fabric, and eroding morale just by talking.
Meanwhile she's keeping Spike's spirits high by being near him, boosting everyone's self-esteem by making them fabulous, and finding rare loot buried underground with her scanning magic.
Plus she's got ass for days.
>>27688006
>hurr a pony that thinks she can get everything from a book
>hurr background hoers
>hurr a pony whose sole talent is going really fast
>hurr a shy horse who stays innawoods
>hurr a party druggie
A pony with an influential business empire that caters to the wealthy elite.
Fuck you OP, I can talk shit about any pony
>>27689899
That's the fucking point, almost quads.
>>27691463
Well at least I don't make a shit thread that is nothing more than advanced shitposting, you double nigger.
>>27692023
>nothing more than
There's better?
>>27688332
We've been over this before. Rarity's the Rogue.
>>27689899
Try to find something good to say about her.
You can't.
>>27692884
She's never too busy to do her friends a favor, even at great personal risk to her professional reputation.
>>27692898
>"professional"
>>27688214
full-time gaylord though
>>27688006
>>27688347
well there's Trish the /trash/-tan
I don't have an image, sadly
but she's a horse in a garbage can
>>27693117
Nice try, I know the tan for gookmoot's /shit/ board is a fucking possum.