So /mlp/ I have a question
be honest
If you were going to be transported to Equestria, What would you bring with you, and what would be the first thing you would do?
>>27687835
Craft a weapon.
I mean it, you never said 'where' I would spawn.
>>27687835
i would bring a pony fursuit so i could blend in with the inhabitants and gain their trust.
>>27687835
My first choice would probably be one of those "How Things Work" book, so I could recreate there Earth things the ponies don't have.
The first thing I'd do would be introduce myself to Twilight and tell her where I come from. My first choice used to be Cadance, but now that she has a baby she may be too overprotective and it could be more dangerous.
>>27687835
Combat knife and my HG RX-178 Gundam Mk-II Titans.
Do not question me. Just except it
>>27687892
>except
Accept
Too early for this shit
>>27687835
>My obrez and a sack full of animal crackers
>Go hunting
>>27687835
One question is it anything I want to take to equestria or anything that i can take to equestria because that makes all of the difference to my answer
>>27687846
Good choice, but you spawned in the middle of the ocean.
>>27687920
Anything that actually exists
>>27687835
Would you be pony or human?
>>27687949Whichever you want
>>27687847
>their trust(s)
If you know what i mean:P
>>27687926
A laptop and a way to go on the Internet it will only be a matter of time be for they look them selfs up I would probably get sent to tardus when they discover that there is porn of about 90%of them but it wield be worth it and I wanted to tear up tardus anyways
>>27687959
>Tardus
The phone booth ?
>>27687835
I bring a hatchet. I don't know where in Equestria I might end up, so a hatchet will help me greatly on my trek to Ponyville if I'm too far away.
First thing I do is go to Ponyville to talk to Twilight and tell her I'm from another world. I'd tell Celestial because waifu, but at the same time, we don't know anything about her since she's never had much screen time. I don't know how she'd react to my story whereas I have a pretty good idea about how Twilight would react.
>>27687969
No not the phone booth the pony version of hell where the keep tirek and his likeness
>>27688001
Tartarus
>>27688001
Tartarus, you dumb shit. Tartarus. The same place Zeus imprisoned the Titans.
>>27688010
I have never seen it spelled before
>>27687835
I have a Banana Pi with a tiny screen and a Wikipedia database downloaded, a battery pack capable of powering the Banana Pi and a solar panel capable of charging the battery pack. I could bring virtually all human knowledge to Equestria.
>>27688016
So you never learned mythology in school?
What the hell is up with that.
>>27687835
I'd bring a towel, and the first thing I'd do is ask Discord to make me into a Pony so I could fit in.
>>27688016
How hard is it to spell Tartar Sauce?
>>27688023
Not every country teaches Greek mythology in school. Some people have to absorb knowledge of mythology through the internet.
>>27688035
>Not every country teaches Greek mythology in school.
That's a damn shame.
>>27688035
>Not every country teaches Greek mythology in school. Some people have to absorb knowledge of mythology through the internet.
are you implying that Tardus guy is Chinese? because literally every Western nation I've heard of teaches Greek mythology
>>27688048
Not Australia.
Australia leaves that shit to universities.
>>27688053
What do they teach then? Kangaroos' tales?
>>27688053
that explains why it's so fucking sheltered down there
>>27688061
Actually, yes. To a degree.
>>27688062
Well, at least it's better than America's constant crime and shit.
I mean, I know that Australia also has a lot of crime, but nowhere near the amount America has.
>>27688073
>constant crime and shit
Crime in America is at an all-time low and has been steadily decreasing for literally over 20 years
>>27688079
>>27688035
Greek mythology shaped human history. It should be required learning in every school.
>>27688073
Crime in America really isn't that bad. Our violent crime rate, when you account for only the variables that we share, is half that of Britain's, at around 400 crimes per 100,000 people. That means that all our other crime is non-violent, and a good bit of that us victimless.
So shut the fuck up you prison colony reject.
>>27688127
Britfag here, can confirm.
>>27688127
>implying
My family immigrated within the past 2 generations.
>>27687835
Kindle eReader, solar charger, and a 128-Gb SD card with about as many technical documents as I can store, several dictionaries, the whole of Wikipedia (Comes to around 10Gb of text), and pretty much all relevant knowledge available to humanity. First action, offer it to Twilight or something so that they can build space rockets and M60E4 GPMGs and shit.
>>27687835
>What would you bring with you
Some clothes
>what would be the first thing you would do
Do a victory dance
>>27688157
So what?
>>27688195
He's upset I called his shitty continent a prison colony and him a reject.
>>27688215
#Destroyed
All because I didn't know how to spell one thing it had to turn into a Pol thread ok mlp I have made a mistake
>>27687835
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, ok.
Is there a schedule I'm on? Like, am I going to be transported at a certain time or somehting?
Is somepony going to meet me there or am showing up unannounced out of fucking nowhere?
Put some thought into this next time, you little shit.
>>27687835
The catalyst I'm working on, some electronics, a hard drive with all the most important books and human knowledge stored within. A very good explanation on how to make the internet a thing in equestria (conveniently forget tumblr and reddit)
If Twi werent a Princess I would've headed to Celesta first just so she doesnt track me down as some kind of magical anomaly, but Twi is so I'd gladly head to the 'ol waifu first. Tell her what happened, trade info for citizenship and hopefully spend enough time for us to grow close.
One of these.
I take the planet within days and subjugate the inhabitants to become an army of malnourished sex-slaves.
Those unfit for breeding are to be made into an exquisite cuisine, with which I feed to the others. Any and all rebels to my new regime are to be burned in the pits of shame with the rest of the heretics.
I'm going to make Equestria great again.
>>27687835
I would print en masse my whole collection of Rule 34 that includes Luna and Celestia, then use this plane to airdrop it all over Ponyville and Canterlot.
>>27688583
Christ. Surely the princesses and the elements of harmony would put up a fight. What would you do about that?
>>27689299
Simple. Bombard the city of Canterlot before they can do anything.
>>27688852
i like this guy
A beast of a laptop with a solar charger. It contains diagrams, recipies, Encarta to teach shit because Encarta is the shit, films, recordings of stage plays and television shows and games you can play offline
>>27688018
Are you serious?
>>27688497
>>27690707
>Encarta
>>27690759
Which year does that anon have? That is the question. That one with the castle quest thing was sweet and would make for a fun teaching tool to the young poneThey can play that while you can rail Cherrilee in the break room
I'd bring books and my art stuff
Like I gotta make a living outta human arts you see
>>27690738
M-maybe. It will be worth it when I get there... you'll see!
>>27691486
how much did all of this cost? where did you get it?
>>27691513
I bought it all off Amazon except the USB drives and it cost about $290 total. The majority of that was spent on the 4 64GB 3.0 USB drives, which I just used some Best Buy gift cards I had kicking around to purchase. Not including those it was like $140.
>>27687835
Assuming I was spawning between Ponyville and the Everfree forest like most Anon in Equestria fanfics I would immediately find a sharp rock, hit myself in the leg and limp to fluttershy's cottage, there would be no way she would turn away a wounded animal, especially one that looks like a hairless monkey who is bleeding. Even if she didn't speak my language and spoke some wierd equestrian language I could show intelligence in other ways than words.
I would wonder out during the days and apply my survival skills and make a little hut and slowly recreate society from there. If I ever get sick or injured in some way I can simply fall back on Fluttershy and pretend to be a primitive animal again.
Then one day when I am what I see as presentable I can show these things to Fluttershy who will then proceed to tell her friends and hopefully Twilight about me.
Once this happens you have "Royal diplomacy", (first contact with a Monarchy)
They would at some point attempt to communicate with you, hopefully with Royalties blessing and when you can effectively communicate with them ask for resources such as charcoal and sulfur and create gun powder, find cows and take bacteria from there udders to make early forms of vaccines and penicillin after you've asked to borrow some of there already made optics that have been shown in the world already.
The next step is extremely important, and perhaps the single biggest token you have.
Offer a weapons demonstration of something as simple as a double barrel shotgun and make a contract with the royal guard.
Speak with Celestia about how you can help fight against thing such as the evils of the everfree or foreign powers such as YakYakistan who has shown that they are willing to declare war.
Spend time recreating classic works of art and sculpting fabulous marble statues, grow a beard and dress like a Roman, preach the gospels of Aristotle and Eratosthenes (minus the round earth, don't want to be hung) 1/2
I would bring lubricant,condoms,rope,knife , and mask... I think you know where this is going
>>27691725
Who do you plan to ummm... interact with?
>>27687835
I'd prolly bring a tub of popcorn. In case I'm out in the wilderness. If not, I can use it as a sign of peace to my new pony overlords.
