I would refuse in all honesty.
>>27683478
Same to be honest, family. The condoms are a deal breaker. If I can't impregnate the pony, it's not worth cumming inside.
>>27683478I wouldn't.I would ravage her perfect plump purple pony pussy hard.
>>27683478
Why?
And also, why would condoms be necessary for interspecies sex? It's not like Twilight's going to give birth to some weird centaur hybrids or something...or is it?
>>27683478
>condoms
Just pump her womb full of hot cum
>>27683528
maybe the whole humans can impregnate most fantasy creatures holds some water.
>>27683524
There's an easy fix to that anon. fuck her three time, and on the third time show her the errors of her way by going in bare.
>>27683478
>Lady brings her own condoms.
>Actually using them.
Fuck no
>>27683528
Ever heard of STD? Maybe the pony is only a carrier without any symptoms.
>>27683573
You bring up a valid point. Perhaps there are STD's in Equestria.
>>27683573
>STDs
>Cross species
Biology doesn't work that way.
>>27683478
>>27683633
facebook/twitter pls go and stay away
>>27683478
If it was when I just met her, me too, but if we knew each other in a relationship for a while, then I'd say yes.
>>27683478
>Sudden Sex
What did he mean by this?
>anon in Equestria
>all ponies want to fuck anon
>>27683587
>not realizing we go AIDS from chimps
>>27683478
the part that bothers me most about this image isn't the autism, but the hands
who the fuck holds their hands out in front of them like that? is the artist's intention to make the image rapey as shit?
>>27683478
>pleases and thank yous with regards to sex
>not even in the begging your sleepy spouse sort of way
>the polite, premarital kind
These kind of women confuse me.
>>27683821
I think it's meant to convey the human is taken aback by the request, they don't really look all that menacing.
>>27683762
>Believing their lies
>>27683478
>mfw the condoms are for her horsedonger
>>27683478
>condoms
get the fuck away from me
>>27683886
So much this.
NOT having sex with a pony when you have a chance is some advanced faggatory, and you know it.
OK Twily, now put that condom on your horn, while I'll bend over.
>>27683821
It's what you see in FPS games.
Guess the artist took reference from there.
>>27683587
>being this retard
mosquitoes can carry diseases that do not effect them but effects us.
>>27683478
Any pony that eager for sex is after something more than sex.
>>27683524
>>27683910
ITT: Virgins
1. Comply and wear condom
2. Pace yourself and send her into extreme sexual ecstasy
3. After her 2nd or 3rd orgasm, tear off condom and continue.
4. Insta-orgasm from her due to the difference between wrapped and raw.
5. Sexual climax
6.Profit
Bonus: She'll never want to use rubbers again.
>>27683983
Foals
>>27683866
still okay with this
>>27683524
Me too, i am not into equines.
>>27683478
Nice stupid thread, faggot.
>>27683886
>>27683929
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>27683966
gee anon, you mean if a mosquito takes one disease from the blood of a human, he can then transfer it to another human via said blood?
tell me more about how thats species to species.
>>27683762
I told this one girl in highschool that we got aids from having sex with monkeys and she went fucking crazy yelling "AIDS DID NOT START FROM SOME GUY FUCKING A MONKEY". In the cafeteria. It was pretty funny.
>>27684044
(((Summer)))
>>27684044
lmao
>>27684027
If her waist-to-hip ratio tells us anything, it's that she is an extremely fertile mare, so you have to be extra careful around her
>>27683478
I can dig it. Desperation ain't attractive.
>>27683478
But why?
ANSWER ME OP
>>27684105
I justdon't find ponies sexy anymore.
>>27684115
>anymore
you'll turn back eventually
I go back and forth often
>>27684089
>implying i don't want a dozen satyrs
>>27684080
>>27684085
>>27684110
STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME EVERYTHING IS A JOKE TO YOU FAGGOTS
>>27683478
"You don't need to ask like that Twi, I would gladly have sex with you."
>Her eyes widen and she blushes at that
>"Th-Thanks Anon, that really means a lot."
"No problem. Why the condoms, though? It's not like I can get you pregnant and we can't really pass some STD to each other. Wait, you're not diseased, are you?"
>"W-What? No!"
"Well neither am I. So why?"
>"It's just, um... well I mean, I didn't know how you'd react, I thought- I thought you might find me disgusting."
"Why would I think that? Do you have a cloaca or something?"
>"No-"
"Vagina dentata?"
>"N-No, I-"
"A penis?"
>"No! I thought you'd be uncomfortable seeing as how we're two different species! I just wanted to be more thoughtful of your comfort since I'm asking for such an intimate favor."
"A favor? Oh, so you don't really feel that way about me? Wow, this just got awkward fast."
>"What? No! I- I mean yes! I- gah!"
"Use your words, Twilight."
>She looks like a fiery red tomato
>You scratch your head in confusion
"Well, I mean, I'm fine with a one night stand if you are."
>"No," she whispers
"No?"
>"...I wouldn't mind it being more than a one time thing."
"Um-"
>"I do feel that way about you, Anon, but it's one-sided, I didn't want to jeopardize our friendship."
"Twilight, look at me."
>She raises her head, eyes slightly wet
"If I didn't feel that way about you, I wouldn't have agreed."
>Her mouth opens and closes like a fish
>"You feel-"
"Yes."
>You plant a soft kiss on her lips, prompting her to turn the heat in her face up to a whopping ten on the scoville scale
>"I- buh- wuh-"
"Use your words, Twilight."
>"Sh-Shut up!"
"Wow, rude!"
>"Just shut up and rut me already!"
"I don't know anymore with that kind of attitude!"
>"Anon!"
>You laugh and snatch her up, heading to your bedroom with a pouty princess pony
>And the rest of the night played out much the same, just like in your Chinese cartoons
>>27683478
What are you, gay?
>>27684110
>Arby 'n' the Chief
>>27684044
>>27684145
Remember?
Remember?
...
Lol remember?
>>27684139
Cute
>>27684135
>EVERYTHING IS A JOKE TO YOU FAGGOTS
Your life is a joke Anon
