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Seriously guys, we have to stop letting the thread die. Twice in a row? Man, can we get a third?
>>27680801
Putting the current event summaries in the filename, are we?
I was asleep what happened?
>>27681042
We just fell off the board, nothing major.
>>27681176
minor setback then.
>>27680801
>regret-sex
We can only hope.
>>27680801
We need a new Pinkie pic.
>>27682530
So when is Anon going to embrace his inner Morman and just marry the rest of them already. I mean Sweetie and Anon are considering adopting Scoots already, and getting Applebloom would be fine. (Even if she cant fit Anon in her) :)P
>>27681914
What's wrong with the current one?
>IT HURTS.
>IT HURTS
>>27673194
That was exactly my plan, until I started questioning things.Like what would happen if Soarin said no.
I'll keep the other comments in mind as I start planning how to redo this chapter. Anything else?
>>27686211
Just that we are eagerly awaiting the turnout.
>>27645585
>You prepare for the oncoming tongue lashing, but the landline rings just in time.
>Excusing yourself, you walk calmly towards the phone and grab hold of it, regardless of possible telemarketers.
“Hello, you've reached the Poster household, Anonymous speaking.”
>You wait for a couple of seconds.
>No response.
>Pressing a couple of buttons proves that someone is on the line, but is not talking.
“Hello?”
>”...Anonymous.”
“...”
>”I believe you know why I might be calling you right now.”
“...How are you?”
>”Don't you try to talk to me like everything's fine! I know she's there with you!”
“...You're going to have to be more specific about which 'she' you mean.”
>”I know damn well that you have Sweetie Belle over there, and I demand you put her on this instant.”
“Wait, how do you even know my home number?”
>”NOW.”
>Unsure of what exactly to do, you signal Sweetie Belle over to you and hand her the phone.
>Sweetie Belle cocks her head as you hand off the phone to her.
>”Hello?”
>You can hear Rarity's voice clear as day as she tries to burst her sister's eardrum.
>Boy, she's pissed.
>Sweetie Belle holds the phone a bit from her face as she tries to understand her sister's angry rant.
>Eventually, Rarity either runs out of steam or oxygen.
>”R-Rarity, it's fine. I'm here with Anon, and we're perfectly fine here.”
>Sweetie's eyes go wide as Rarity says something to her that apparently hit her hard enough to make her seize.
>”C-calm down, Rarity. There's no need to take the conversation there.”
>You watch the look on Sweetie's face devolve into a deepeningly concerning grimace.
>Eventually, you see Sweetie gently place down the phone and unplug the line.
>Then she stares at you.
“Is she mad at us?”
>”Would you believe me if I said anything other than yes?”
“Not really.”
>”Well, there you go.”
“...You wanna cuddle in the bed and get Rarity out of our heads?”
>”I think that's a good idea.”
>“...You wanna cuddle in the bed and get Rarity out of our heads?”
>>27686877
that's nice. still probably should mention the woman we rescued from a tree.
>>27686877
>Poster household, Anonymous speaking
>Anonymous Poster
Clever
>>27686877
I expect this will end poorly. DO IT.
How long until RD and Anon fuck?
>>27688647
It better be in the next update
>>27688753
I hope he doesn't fuck her. His true love hates him, the girl he wanted to bang probably hates him, and now he has herpes? That's just too much for a man to take.
>>27689289
supreme kek
>>27689289
It would be a shit day for him.
>>27691707
Anon's rape baby?
>>27691756
Yes.
I'm guessing we'll get an update in a few hours from TGN. I look forward to it. Hopefully mediocre gives us like 3 more lines and Bones comes back from the dead.
>>27692498
Afraid it'll be about 11 hours at the earliest for me. First time I'll have to write is while I'm at work tomorrow.
>>27687688
I'm really hoping Anon has a faggot brother named Original.
>>27692981
This needs to be done.
Anon clearly has abandonment issues. I bet his older brother ran out on him and left him to fend for himself when their dad died. It still hurts so much that he can't bring it up in his explanation to RD.
Bedtime bump.
>>27692981
>>27693478
Anons parents gave Original up for adoption at birth. Many fabulous years later, Original found out about his birth parents and decided to seek out his still living father. That's where Anon's dad was heading on the day he died.
>>27694431
I like this idea.
>>27694431
His adoption parents surname is 'Character'.
>Original Character
Lame but funny.
Also
>decided to seek out his still living father. That's where Anon's dad was heading on the day he died
The implications are too much.
SPOON
>>27695636
Soon
>>27636236
CHAPTER 6
>You are Diamond Tiara and you can't believe what you're hearing.
"No!?"
>"No," Soarin repeats firmly. "I don't know what you're up to, but I don't give a shit. Fuck off."
>He steps around you, but you follow, blocking him from getting into his car with your body.
>"Move."
"No way. You *owe* me."
>Soarin hesitates and for a second you think you have him.
>"Not enough to hurt Silver," he answers after moment, shaking his head. "Get out of my way."
"Silver's the one that -"
>"Move."
"Listen, you dumbass! Silver -"
>You are Soarin and you move her.
>Just grab her by the shoulders and twist.
>Her feet shuffle awkwardly just trying to stay upright and you forcibly set her aside.
>"Hey! You can't treat me like that!"
"I can when you're trying to come between me and her. Thanks for your help in the library, but I'm not going to let you ruin things."
>You are Silver Spoon and you hope things are going well.
>There's no way for you to know; your father took your phone away for the weekend.
>Since you're grounded, he said you didn't need it.
>You are Diamond Tiara and you feel a mixture of guilt and relief as Soarin drives away.
>After a few minutes, you can almost convince yourself this was for the best.
>It's not something you *wanted* to do, but you tried.
>Maybe Silver will break up with him.
>Yeah, you can *almost* convince yourself this was the best possible outcome.
>>27696308
>>27696308
>The problem with that is convincing yourself that there could have been *any* outcome that didn't leave you full of regret.
"Well, I tried."
>No one responds; no one is around to hear.
>You still felt the need to say it.
"I tried."
>You shrug to yourself and begin shuffling down the street.
>You are Soarin and you are furious.
>In truth, you'd still been reluctant to go to Blossom's. You were going to do it - you told her you would - but that doesn't mean you were feeling enthusiastic.
>But when Diamond showed up at your place and asked you to -
>Shit.
>You register the stop sign too late, already halfway through the intersection before you realize it was there.
>Whatever. There's no one else around, so it's not like you're hurting anyone.
>You blow through the intersection without slowing. Same with the next stop sign.
>If it's not hurting anyone, you're not doing anything wrong.
>That's the pleasant little lie you tell yourself.
>By the time you reach Blossom's house, you believe it.
>>27696968
Well lets see how this goes, it shouldn't go to bad.
>>27697592
yes, stay positive
nothing bad could ever happen
>>27697592
>>27698446
Y-yeah.
Given everything so far, something good HAS to happen, right?
>>27698721
Diamond gave up pretty quick though.
>>27698869
Diamond didn't want to fuck Soarin. The only person she's attracted to is Silver Spoon.
>>27700519
True, but she wants Silver to be happy, or at least hang out with her again/forgive her. Soarin's her only way in now.
>>27700560
DT's gonna end up raping Soarin by the end of this, isn't she?
>>27700594
Or Soarin is gonna be talking with Silver later and Diamond comes around telling her he didn't belive her. Then we get to see Silver give the puppy eyes of doom to get him to agree.
>still going to blossomforth's
!
>>27701555
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>27701555
He needs a backup girl for when Silver kills herself.
>IT HURTS
>>27696308
>>27700519
Wait so Silver's favor was to get Di to fuck Soarin?
>>27701555
Whats she going to do? Rape him?
>>27703365
More like get Diamond to date him sense Silver thinks he is just a regular jock, Diamond may be a bitch but Silver isn't going to let just any slut help take care of her man, ergo try to get them together. Plus She owes both of them so there is that, even if Soarin doesn't know at first.
>>27696968
>By the time you reach Blossom's house, you believe it.
She's going to be waiting for him naked inside isn't she
I don't have a good feeling about any of this.
>>27696968
>>27697592
>>27698446
>>27698721
>>27698869
>>27700519
>>27700560
>>27700594
>>27700627
>>27701555
>>27701953
>>27702333
>>27703365
>>27703367
>>27703390
>>27703746
>>27703798
Absolute worst case scenario is that someone raped and murdered Blossom before Soarin gets there, and the police think he did it.
>>27703832
Would be extremely out of place for it, seeing as how the cultist got the kid of prophecy out of Applejack.
>>27703858
Wouldn't necessarily need to be them that did it, could just be a random spic or nigger
>>27703871
True, but still way out of left field.
>>27703887
Never said it was likely, simply said it was the worst case scenario.Personally I want Soarin and Blossom to hook up at least once
>>27703920
Think about it, we'd get a prison shower scene from Soarin's perspective: an entire thread of
>IT HURTS
>>27703832
Nah. Worst case scenario is he knocks up Blossom.
>>27704386
And then she gets raped and murdered by some random spic or nigger
>>27704396
Haha no.She's murdered by Silver Spoon. That is *her* baby.
>>27704425
I kinda like where this might be going
>>27704425
Lewd bump.
http://i.imgur.com/HpWw77y.jpg
You're welcome.
>>27705200
>>27705200
All ready got that one.
>>27705200
>>27704430
No, that's not actually happening.Silver gets hurt, she doesn't hurt others. Not directly.She'll get Di to do it.
>>27707005
WHY WHY WHY
>>27705200
Very nice just needs a "Cumming inside" version.
>>27707016
Because he hates you.
>>27686877
>It's been a good while since you rused Sweetie into snuggling.
>You look happily to the small body beside you.
>Sweetie Belle is completely at peace right now.
>Wish you could be right there with her.
>But you're not going to relax for a while.
>Sure, it's not the worst thing in the world to be in this bed with Sweetie, but you're still concerned with too many things to chill out.
>No sense in pushing any of that towards Sweetie, however.
>You're better off not making her mind gravitate toward the fine mess you're in the midst of.
>The things you do for love...
>In the midst of your thoughts, you hear something.
>Huh, what an odd sound.
>Stealing a glance at Sweetie, you see that she's still in her light snooze.
>If you're going to make a move to get out of here, there's no better chance than right now.
>Leaving the bed as gently as you can, you slip out of your room to check it out.
>Looking at the master bedroom as you head down the hall, you see that the woman is not there.
>Then you bump into something.
>Turning to the thing you bumped into, you witness something you didn't need to.
>A sickening noise grates your eardrums as whoever she is pops her arm back into place.
>You didn't know that arms could make that sound, nor do you think she did that right.
>”Oh, sooo much better.”
>The woman seems oblivious to your presence.
>Guess it wasn't as hard of a bump as you thought.
>”Now, where could my coat be?”
>As oblivious as she was before, she spins around and bumps right into you.
>It takes her a few seconds to notice that she bumped into you.
>Then she stares at you for a bit.
>With her jaw dropping.
>Holy shit, this is uncomfortable.
>You consider speaking up and ending this awkwardly uncomfortable silence.
>Until she puts her arms around you.
>...
>Didn't actually think it was possible, but the situation has somehow gotten more uncomfortable than it was before.
>>27709115
THE FUCK?! How the hell did she just spin her arm back in place, is it Derpy?
>>27709115
>>27709115
>>27709159
We creepypasta now?
>>27709159
>Be my dad
>Dislocated shoulder a while back
>Chronic dislocations
>Get asked to come into work
>Shoulder is dislocated again, can't drive like that
>Say fukkit
>Tie wrist to son's door handle with shoelace
>Pull, rotate body to line shoulder up with socket, ease it in
>Haha! Time for work!
>>27696968
>Your car roars into the empty driveway, slamming to a halt just shy of the garage door.
>The stop is so sudden, you're glad you didn't bother to wear your seatbelt. That would have hurt and you don't need any more shit today.
>In your anger, you're already out of the car and walking up to the patio before you realize it - your mind still focused on other things.
>Blossom meets you at the door, frowning.
"Were you waiting for me?"
>"No," Blossom answers, shaking her head. "Heard you pull up."
>She steps back, opening the door fully so you can enter.
>"You don't always drive like that, do you?"
"Only when I'm fucking pissed."
>>27711011
>>27711011
>"You shouldn't," Blossom says quietly, following behind you.
"It's no big deal. Not like I hit anyone or anything."
>"One of these days, you're going to hurt someone."
"I doubt that."
>"Y-yeah. Okay. Look, you didn't have to come if that's what you're so angry about."
"It's not. Besides, I said I'd do this."
>"You can go," Blossom says quietly. "I'll be fine."
"No, I -"
>You turned as you spoke - and the way she's looking at you brings you to a full stop.
"Sorry."
>"Really," she mutters, her eyes trembling fearfully. "I'll be fine. You can go."
>>27711503
>DO NOT LEAVE THE BLOSSOMFORTH
>DO NOT FUCK THE BLOSSOMFORTH
>WATCH A COMFY MOVIE ON THE COUCH MODERATELY CLOSE BUT NOT TOUCHING WITH THE BLOSSOMFORTH
>>27711556
This.
>>27711503
"I'm not angry at you, and if you don't mind I'd rather not go home. For all I know, *she* might be waiting for me."
>You sigh and lock your hands together behind your head.
>Nervous habit.
>Makes you look tough, but non-threatening, Spitfire said.
"I didn't mean to scare you."
>"Well, you did," Blossom huffs, pushing past you and stalking into her living room. "It's not like I had anything planned, anyway. I just didn't want to be alone."
>Then again, Spitfire finds a lot of stuff non-threatening. Once called someone out for coming at her with a knife that she thought was too small.
"I'll stay...
>Force your company on her?
>Not one of your best ideas.
"... at least until one of your other friends can get here."
>Someone that won't fuck everything up like you are.
>Blossom snorts and throws herself into a nearby overstuffed chair.
>"Yeah, like I can trust any of them."
>She wraps herself in tan blanket she'd left draped over the chair's arm.
>"Don't know if you noticed, but a few of those girls *were* my friends."
>Blossom pulls the blanket tighter around herself.
>"*Are,*" she softly corrects herself, still fumbling with the blanket.
"I'm sure you have others you could call."
>"Yeah, but that would lead to awkward questions and... look, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, okay? I can't talk to any of them about what happened; that's why I asked you.
>"If you're not going to go, just... I don't know... sit anywhere. We'll watch some stupid movies or something."
>>27711503
>>27711556
>>27711567
>HOLD HANDS WITH THE BLOSSOMFORTH
>BRUSH THE HAIR OF THE BLOSSOMFORTH
>ENGAGE IN PASSIONATE SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH THE BLOSSOMFORTH
>IT HURTS
>>27711571
>The girl is cocooned up in her seat, her eyes peering at you from just above her blanket.
>They're still trembling, nervously tracking your every move. She's still scared of you, defeating the whole point of you being here.
"I should go..."
>You turn to leave.
>"At least wait until you calm down a bit. Driving like that isn't safe."
>>27712700
DON'T LET HER 'CALM YOU DOWN', BRO
maybe blossom is a glutton for punishment after all that scaring
>>27713205
Blossom is for passionate sexual, she needs to be taught how to love again
Watch the movie.
And leave.
>>27712700
I've wanted to do my bit so many times. I could do it here, I already have an idea, but I'm just not in the mood. Maybe I'll come back when the updates start to thin.
bumpo
>>27712700
>Blossomforth tugs down her blanket, just enough for you to see her shy smile.
>She's still afraid, but she's more afraid of being alone.
"Okay, I'll stay for now."
>You're spending the night here and you both know it.
>There's another overstuffed chair - you claim it as your own, leaving a matching sofa as a buffer between you and her.
>Just to give her some space. Not because sofas are made for cuddling or anything.
"We're just going to watch movies?"
>"Mhm. Until we fall asleep or you decide to leave."
"Sounds good then, I guess."
>You sigh and settle back, sinking into the soft padding of the chair.
"I could use some distraction, too."
>"Because of... *her*?"
"Who? Oh."
>You grimace.
"Yeah."
>"Spitfire?" Blossom asks cautiously.
"What? No. If I'm pissed at her, I can just slug her. It's that fucking bitch Diamond Tiara. She -!"
>You spoke too quickly, too fast. Your brain doesn't catch up with what your mouth is saying until her name has already left your lips.
"Shit."
>"Diamond Tiara...?"
"Yeah."
>No point denying it now.
>"What did she do?"
"She..."
>You hesitate.
>"I've never seen you like that before," Blossom murmurs. "Was she trying to bully you or something? I thought she mostly left upperclassmen alone."
>You can't help but chuckle.
>Leave upperclassmen alone?
>She bullies the fucking adults.
"Yeah, you could say that."
>You turn your attention to the TV, ready to forget everything about today.
>Everything.
"So, what are we going to watch?"
>There's moment of silence. Four, five seconds at the most, but it feels like longer.
"Blossom? Did you -"
>"You can talk about it, if you want," she interrupts, cutting you off by the simple fact you have to stop talking to even hear her hushed whisper. She retreats into her blanket when you turn you eyes on her, but doesn't change her mind.
>>27715552
>"I mean... I... I know I can't talk to anyone else about what happened to me, and if it's the same for you... not that I know what happened or what she's doing to you... but...
>"It's the least I could do," she continues. "If you're going to be here for me, I can at least be here for you."
"It's not like that."
>"Then why are you so angry?"
"Because that bitch demanded I take her out on a date."
>>27715579
I feel this is about the best place and time to give someone other than Spits the full context of what has been going on lately. Well as good as it can get at any rate. Fuck it lets tell her.
>>27715713
I don't think telling the scared shitless girl is a good idea.
>IT HURTS!
I just want Blossom to be happy
Where the fuck are you ponybones? I've had too many fucking writefags walk out on me. YOU'RE FINISHING THIS FUCKIN STORY AND YOU'LL DO A GOOD JOB.p-please, senpai?
>>27715713
Tell the girl everything when she thought Anon dancing with Sweetie Belle was absolutely disgusting?
>>27717072
I have been making FF3 let's play videos and creating a fictional wrestling promotion.
Story so far: http://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D
"Why?"
>You blink, looking up at Rainbow Dash through tears.
"Why what?"
"Why would she hate you?"
"I don't know. Probably tons of reasons."
"Like what?"
>You glare up at Rainbow Dash.
"I dunno, maybe because I'm a washed up crybaby who never leaves the house."
>Dash smirks down at you.
"That doesn't count, she hated your guts long before that."
"I don't know then!"
>You turn away as much as you can and shut your eyes tight, wishing you weren't here and weren't having this conversation and weren't alive.
"Does she even need a reason? Why shouldn't she hate me?"
>Your eyes dart open as you feel Rainbow's hand slide across your cheek and lift your head back up to look at her, her other hand moving across the other side of your face.
"Because you're patient. And kind. And you help people have fun."
>You feel your cheeks heat up as Rainbow Dash looks you in the eye, not letting you turn away.
"You helped so many people, Anonymous. You are so much better at games than pretty much everybody else in that arcade, but you always used that to help them get better. You didn't brag about being the best, or bully people off of machines. You taught people what they were doing wrong, how to look at what they were doing and how to get better on their own, and you brought people together. Since you stopped showing up a lot of people have missed you. Sunset and Lemon Zest miss you. I missed you."
>Dash removes her hands from your face, resting them lightly on your chest.
>You frown and turn your head aside again.
"Sweetie Belle hasn't missed me."
>Dash grits her teeth and clenches her fists into your shirt.
>You tense up, expecting her to punch you.
>Instead she pushes herself off of you and off of the bed roughly.
"Fine. If you want to lie in bed and be miserable for the rest of your life, so be it. I should have never wasted my time here."
>>27717765
>Dash not being a cunt
I'm confused.
Doesn't Anon realize this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing?
>>27717475
to be fair, we were being blackmailed with a drunken rape at the time.
>>27715579
>Blossom lets out a little groan and burrows back under her blanket.
>"Sorry," she murmurs, the word further muffled by the thick blanket. "I shouldn't have asked you for help."
"Why not?"
>You punctuate the question with a wild wave of your hand.
>"Well, she's jealous, isn't she?"
"Fuck if I know. Or care."
>Blossom raises an eyebrow. With half her face hidden, it's hard to read her expression, but it's not just curiosity or confusion.
"What?"
>You get the distinct impression she's frowning behind that blanket.
>"That's a horrible thing to say," Blossom answers after a moment.
"Maybe, but it's the truth. It's not like she gives a fuck about how anyone else feels."
>Blossom shifts, uncomfortably fidgeting in her chair.
"What? You just said she was a bully, so it's not like it's a secret she's a bitch."
>"Yeah, but isn't she your girlfriend?"
>>27718129
tone down the rage Soarin.
>>27718129
Spooky suspense is spooky.
>>27717765
>"Sweetie Belle hasn't missed me."
>>Dash grits her teeth and clenches her fists into your shirt.
>>You tense up, expecting her to punch you.
>>Instead she pushes herself off of you and off of the bed roughly.
>"Fine. If you want to lie in bed and be miserable for the rest of your life, so be it. I should have never wasted my time here."
You were about to get laid, possibly, how the fuck do you screw this up? I swear, the only person I hate in this story is Anon, and he's the main fucking character. I swear this guy is so fucking pathetic. Please kill him off, he's fucking useless.
>>27718661
gotta agree with the retarded amount of self loathing Anon has. Though most people hated him unless they wanted something from him.
>>27718129
>What.
>Your mouth hangs open, surprise robbing you of the ability to speak. Or yell or shout or throw a cushion.
>"I know you have a girlfriend," Blossomforth rushes to explain, shrugging under her blanket. "It's kind of obvious."
"But why would you think it's her!?"
>"Rumors. Not about her or anything, but... you must have had a reason to quit the soccer team."
"That doesn't mean it's that little bitch!"
>"No," Blossom concedes, looking away. "But... being scared all the time..."
>She giggles nervously.
>"Maybe I'm just imagining things. I haven't been getting much sleep."
"Probably."
>"But I've seen you with them. Her and Silver Spoon. And I know you have a girlfriend. You've basically said as much, and... I know it's not Silver."
"W-what?"
>"You're a good guy, Soarin," Blossom follows, letting out a little giggle. "You wouldn't date someone that young."
"She's... um... Diamond isn't even a year older than her."
>"Yeah, but..."
>She sighs.
>"... maybe I'm imagining everything. Like I said, I haven't been getting much sleep."
>>27718954
Oh fuck. If she figures it out can we convince her it was a setup by Diamond in the first place? You know and then pray that she doesn't ask why we still do.
>>27718954
Holy shit, basically everyone fucking has an idea and Silver + Soarin is practically speculated. Good fucking job Soarin, you tried, you fucked, you failed.
Come on TGN, add some suspense!
>>27718954
SHOULD'VE JUST CLAMMED UP AND WATCHED A FILM, BRO
I TOLD YOU, DOG
>IT HURTS
>>27718954
Welp, the only way to get out of this with any diginity Soarin is to hope that your semen has memory erasing capabilities
>>27719491
All you had to do, was follow the damntrain of thought
>>27721547
Or he can tell Silver that Blossomforth almost figured things out and then it won't be a problem anymore.
>>27721599
But your idea doesn't let Soarin find out that he can provide memory erasing BJs
>>27721616
Silver feels guilty about what she did. Soarin erases her memory of it so she can live with herself?Wouldn't he know? Silver already gave him one.Unless it erases his memory too.
>>27721654
Unless he has to be thinking about what memories he wants to erase at the exact moment he ejaculates in order for it to work
>>27721666
>IT HURTS memory suppression edition.
>>27721666
thanks satan
>>27721666
I've written some crazy-ass shit while on this ride.
Nerds finding true love and Dethklok buying a filly. Feelsy murder-suicides andBlood for the Blood God. I've had yanderes elbow deep in their friend's chest cavity and nice guys balls-deep in their underage girlfriends. I've had magical fillies fight each other in the ruins of Canterlot.
I am not writing this.
>>27722697
You are a good man.
>>27722697
>Dethklok buying a filly
W-when did this happen?Did they all hamburger time?
>>27722937
>>27664958
No hamburgers, but if I continue it she might get taken to a sausage festival.
>>27717765
Glad to see you back bones. Hopefully anon finally gets his shit back together soon, if his moping lasts much longer it's going to be pretty damn hard to convincingly write him coming back out rather than offing himself. I have faith in you bones, please don't let me down.
>>27724361
I'm hoping RD slaps it out of him.
>>27725078
Hey /tg/n
>>27680801
bump?
https://youtu.be/5oEYMGL0ZtA
>>27717765
>Dash storms out of your room and down the hall.
>You hear her slam the dryer door as she opens it.
>She stomps her way back towards the bathroom and slams the door there too.
>After a few minutes you hear her open the door.
>You hear her talking as she heads towards the front door.
>She says your address.
>Probably getting a ride home.
>You lie in bed staring towards the ceiling.
>You should kill yourself.
>After a few minutes you see headlights cross your window and hear a vehicle pull up outside.
>Dash's phone goes off and she answers it, saying she'll be right out.
>She opens the door and shuts it hard behind herself.
>You sit up in your bed, listening as the car pulls away.
>After a few seconds the only sound is the constant rainfall.
>You stand up and walk over to your light switch, turning it off.
>You head down the darkened hallway towards the bathroom and turn on the light.
>The clothes you let Rainbow Dash wear are lying in a pile thrown angrily against the side of the tub.
>You glance at your reflection in the mirror.
>Bloodshot eyes.
>Patchy unkempt beard.
>Too long hair.
>Wet lines down your face.
>You run the tap, cup water in your hands and lift it up as you lower your face into it.
>You look at yourself again in the mirror.
>You were supposed to be graduating this year.
>Youpick up your razorandpop the blade out.
>>27718954
>Blossom's head bobs in the direction of the TV.
>"I've been staying up every night, just watching stuff until I can't keep my eyes open. I don't think I've actually slept in my bed in..."
>Another shrug.
>"I don't know how long it's been."
>Another sigh - or is it a stifled yawn?
>"So, yeah, don't pay any attention to me. I'm probably wrong."
>She doesn't quite sound like she believes it, just that she's willing to move on.
>Her eyes dart your way as Blossom tries to judge your mood, flickering away immediately when she notices you watching.
>"I shouldn't have said anything. Let's just -"
"You're not entirely wrong."
>"- let's just watch something."
"You're not wrong, Blossom. But I'm not dating her."
>A pale arm slips free from the blanket, reaching for the remote.
>"It's okay, you don't have to talk about it. I shouldn't have brought it up."
"She's..."
>Blossom hesitates, her finger over the power button, waiting for you to continue.
"... she's blackmailing me."
>>27726538
>You look at the blade between your fingers.
>You trail your thumb across the corner, sliding it along the edge of the blade.
>It's dull.
>Do it anyway.
>You press your thumb into the blade.
>It stings as you draw blood.
>Sharp enough.
>Fucking do it.
>You grit your teeth and press harder, accidentally forcing the corner of the blade into the flesh of your thumb.
>You cry out and drop the blade into the sink, tears rolling down your cheeks as blood flows into the sink.
>Fucking idiot.
>Use your wrist.
>You watch your blood pour and drip into the sink and onto the razor blade lying flat across the drain.
>You're shaking as you look up to see yourself crying in the mirror.
>Pathetic.
>No wonder she hates you.
>No wonder Rainbow Dash and and Rarity and Sunset and Boss Fight all hate you.
>You're pathetic.
>So many people showed up at that tournament just to see how cringey and awkward you would make it.
>The only reason anyone ever asked to be tutored by you was because they found it hilarious how seriously you took it.
>Fucking weirdo.
>You reach into the sink and pick up the razor blade with your other hand.
>It's covered in blood.
>Without thinking you turn on the tap to rinse it off.
>Fucking idiot.
>You leave the tap running.
>That's what you're supposed to do, you think.
>You should probably run a bath.
>Stop overthinking this.
>You overthink every fucking thing and look what it got you.
>Just do it.
>Do one fucking thing without thinking it to death.
>You balance the razor blade lengthwise along your arm.
>She hates you.
>You take a deep breath.
>She hates you.
>You close your eyes.
>You think about Sweetie Belle.
>She hates you.
>You think about her eyes when she took off her mask at the tournament.
>You push the razor into your arm.
>>27726648
Got my hopes up, it's obvious Anon isn't going to do it:
>He's a fucking pussy, he doesn't have the balls to do it.
>You like to be different and not do the obvious.
I hate him more and more with each segment you type. Seriously, at this point I don't even blame Rarity for anything, in fact, she's probably the most realistic person out of all 3 stories and the most reasonable. Jesus Christ, when you think about it, everything is Anon's fault. Anon got attracted to a little girl, fucking pedo, Anon tried to be with the little girl, fucking pedo, Anon then kiss the little girls older sister, fucking cheater, or in mediocre's case, Anon just got attracted to the wrong kid at the wrong time, again, a fucking pedo.
I fucking hate this Anon and know it's making me hate the other Anon even though that guy is chill as fuck. Please kill off this asshole.
>>27726614
oh shit.
>>27726648
No one is going to save him this time.
>>27726648
Anon's breakdown at work marked the beginning of the end, now we have it.
>>27726950
>>27727281
>>27727320
Silly anons. He's not killing himself. He's making an opening for the skeleton to get out and unleash terrible vengeance on those who betrayed him.
>>27727354
Wouldn't that include him too? He did make out with Rarity and Diamond.
>>27727373
Yes. Anon dies first and at the end, the skeleton will an hero itself.
>>27726648
Is he even redeemable at this point?
>>27727894
No, but knowing Bones, we will have to deal with more of his pathetic self loathing for the next 2 weeks before the [>IT HURTS] threads die out.
>>27727995
>Implying I would stop hurting Silver Spoon.
>>27726648
Good bleed out you pathetic useless fuck. Hate people like this.
>>27731151
You hate Silver Spoon?
>>27731820
She didn't cut herself or sit in a house alone missing school for what is it now almost a month? So no in fact I love silver spoon
>>27726648
>It hurts.
>You wince at the pain and grit your teeth.
>You pull your arm upwards, trying to slide the razor's edge down your vein.
>You end up losing grip on the wet razor blade and dropping it to the floor.
>You curse and exhale, pain screaming through your arm as you look to the floor to see where the blade fell.
>It doesn't matter.
>You aren't going to pick it up and start again.
>You had one shot and you blew it.
>You look at your arm.
>You're bleeding, but not nearly enough.
>You definitely aren't going to die.
>Idiot.
>Can't even kill yourself properly.
>Should have thought things through.
>Should have at least run a bath.
>That way when you fucked up the razor blade you could have plugged in some game systems and pulled them in with you.
>You still could, you suppose.
>You stick your bloody arm under the running water.
>After a few minutes you sigh and open the medicine cabinet with your good hand.
>You take out some band-aids.
>You take your arm out from below the water and apply them sideways over the gash in your arm to hold the wound together.
>It takes four to cover up completely.
>A fifth to go on your thumb.
>Why would you cut your thumb?
>You need that to game.
>Idiot.
>You feel lightheaded.
>You stagger backwards, hitting the wall and sliding down to the floor.
>You lie down on the bathroom floor using Dash's discarded clothes as a makeshift pillow.
>You miss Sweetie Belle.
>You'll try again tomorrow.
bump before bed.
>>27732574
This anon is pathetic.
But I'm enjoying the story.
You do a good job with your writing. It's fluid, and it flows smoothly. Like a nice creak.
>>27726614
Now you're involved. Nice work girl.
>>27732574
>You wake up lying on the bathroom floor in pain.
>Your arm aches from cutting it yesterday.
>Your other arm hurts more from falling asleep on it.
>Your head is pounding and looking up at the light overhead doesn't make it better.
>You push yourself up to your knees and crawl up to your feet.
>You look at the open medicine cabinet.
>Good.
>You don't need to see him right now.
>You stretch your neck and step up to the sink.
>You grab your toothbrush and brush your teeth.
>You head into your room and change into new clothes.
>It feels warm enough for a T-shirt and shorts.
>You look out the window.
>It's kind of a beautiful day outside.
>Birds are singing.
>You put your shoes on and step outside.
>You walk down the street with your hands in your pockets.
>Somewhere in the back of your mind you tell yourself you're going out to buy groceries.
>You know it's a lie, but it gets you out of the house.
>The sunlight is warm on your skin.
>You notice a pale blue butterfly flitting between the flowers of a neighbour's garden as you walk by.
>You smile in spite of yourself and lift your head a bit while you walk.
>You find yourself at your surprise destination.
>You were out getting groceries.
>Just happened to be in the neighborhood and decided to step in.
>Doesn't matter that the store's the other direction.
>You push the door open and look around the arcade.
>It's quiet.
>You scan the machines, seeing most of them are empty.
>The few that are being played are mostly people playing single player.
>You notice one such solo player pressing away at a familiar machine.
>You walk over, bringing a hand out of your pocket.
>You step up behind the girl and place a quarter on the cabinet to reserve the second player spot.
>She glances at you, her look transitioning rapidly from surprise to anger.
>You step back and stand patiently, watching.
>After a few minutes she beats the campaign mode.
>It doesn't take long.
>Every round is one hit after all.
>>27733922
RD playing Divekick?I don't want Anon to die. I want someone to beat some sense into him.Or for him to get REVENGE! on Sweetie Belle.Like training Diamond Tiara to be everything Sweetie could never be. Loving, gentle, and competent at fighting games.Or possibly actual fighting, though he'd need RD's help for that.
>>27723130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-6Oo15w2TA
>>27726614
>IT HURTS
>>27733922
I don't even know what I want to happen anymore. On the one hand, RD. On the other hand, Sweetie has been a big point in the story despite having barely been in it. And on the third hand, we can get some DT fug
>>27735747
>RD...DT
>>27735747
Like I suggested, get RD to teach DT how to fight, get DT to beat the shit out of SB, have glorious threesome on top of SB's broken body.
Then Anon finishes bleeding out. Everything following >>27726648 is a fantasy that played out in Anon's head as he died.
THEN the skeleton apocalypse. Sweetie claims she's still pure, but skeleton don't care. It rapes that cheating little bitch with Button Mash, literally using his corpse as a dildo to rape her to death. Then Rarity. Then everyone else. It spared Sunset, because skeletons know skeletons and for the first time it can see she truly is a pony on the inside. She doesn't belong here, so it sends her home. Then finishes killing everything.
>>27735910
How many of my stories have you read so far? It's like you're me from the future.
>>27736015
I've read all 14 of them.
>>27735747
>bitch
>loli
>loli bitch
Diamond Tiara is the peanut butter cup Anon needs.
>>27736577
If Diamond is a peanut butter cup, then what does that make Silver? I am pretty hungry right now.
>>27737527
Black licorice.
>>27737623
Bitter and twisted?
>>27737688 >>27737623
But what part of Silver is bitter and twisted? I mean that would be Diamond to a T.
>>27737715
Maybe if she finds out Diamond bought their way into the finals?
>>27733922
Like >>27733292, despite hating this anon, I love your story and your writing. Keep going, Bonypones.
>IT HURTS
Skeleton slaughter soon?
Looking forward to seeing who the mystery woman is. Keep thinking it could be Harshwhinny
>>27747690
It matters not. All meat is merely flesh before the reaper.
>>27747690
You were pretty close with that guess.
>>27709115
>”My word, I can't believe I finally found you! I just wake up and here you are! Oh, this is absolutely perfect. You would not believe what hell these past few weeks have been like.”
>She just keeps talking.
>Like, holy shit.
>Pinkie knows when to shut up more than this lady does.
>And Pinkie Pie is the last person to shut their mouth.
>You don't think she's even taken a breath since she started talking.
>Shit, you need to put a stop to this.
>Clearing your throat, you gain the mystery woman's attention.
“Excuse me, but could you please tell me exactly who you are?”
>The woman stares at you and blinks.
>”Oh, where are my manner? I'm so sorry, hon. Here I am going off like a rock in a lawnmower, and you don't even know my name.”
>You cautiously watch her as she reaches within her bosom.
>”Everyone usually calls me Ms. Peachbottom, but you can just call me Peachbottom if you prefer.”
>She extends her hand to you with a....business card?
>You take hold of it and scan it.
>All you see is a horse standing on a phonograph.
>This only gives you more questions, not less.
>”So, I'm not mistaken when I presume you are Anonymous S. Poster, correct?”
“...You gonna murder me if I say yes?”
>”Mur-heavens, no! Where'd you ever get that idea in your noggin?”
“For a variety of reasons, one of which is the fact that I don't know why exactly you're here.”
>”Ah, I see why that would be an issue. I must have been givin' you a start since you don't know why someone's been lookin' for you for weeks.”
“...And?”
>”And what?”
>You give her a look that questions if she's dense or has a concussion.
>”Ooooooh, right. Well, I'll be more than happy to discuss that with you once I find a place to sit down. I'm still not feeling quite my old self.”
>Well, she did get a tree on her.
>And you kinda pulled out her arm.
>Finding her a seat is the least that you can do for her.
>>27748232
Dann. Was so sure it was Cadence.
>>27748779
Cadence I was so sure it was Dan
>>27726614
>She remains silent for an eternity, her arm still extended.
>Eventually, her head droops.
>"Yeah, I figured it was something like that."
"You aren't going to ask what she's blackmailing me with?"
>"No," Blossom sighs. "I shouldn't have even brought it up in the first place. I mean, you're doing me a favor. I shouldn't pry. Besides... if it's blackmail..."
>She giggles - a short, harsh burst - and picks up the remote.
>"... telling me would kind of defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't it?"
>Blossom twists her head to look at you out of the corner of her eye.
>"I mean, you *can* if you want to. Sometimes it's better just come out and own up to things -"
>She breaks off in another burst of dark giggling.
>"I know. Don't say anything. I'm just repeating back what the police told me, but since I'm not coming forward..."
"You aren't going to insist?"
>"Like I said, I shouldn't have even said anything in the first place."
>She sighs and curls up tighter under her blanket.
>"Besides, it's not like it's any different from you and Spitfire, right?"
"Huh?"
>"She makes you take her places. Buy her things. That's it, right?
>"Pretty much what you did with Spitfire."
"I wasn't dating Spitfire. I don't know why people think that!"
>"And you're not dating Diamond either," Blossom murmurs. "I get it, Soarin. You're a nice guy and you let girls take advantage of you."
>You raise an eyebrow.
>"Yes, I know," the girl giggles, more honestly this time, "thank you. But sooner or later, you're going to have to learn to say no."
>>27749482
Ah...but...fuck, she is right.
>>27749482
>>27749956
Well we could always practice saying no to Blossom (if you know what I mean)
>>27750159
Not really? What are you talking about?
>>27749482
>If only you knew how to, without breaking Silver's heart.
>A half-hearted grunt is all you can manage, but it's enough for Blossomforth.
>She nods - and you think she understands. You have a suspicion the chaos in her head mirrors your own.
>"Anyway," she mumbles, "thanks."
>The hand holding the remote emerges from under the blanket.
>"What do you want to watch?"
"Whatever you feel like."
>"Soarin..."
>She glares at you in mock anger.
"I'm not being a pushover; it just doesn't matter. To you either, I'm guessing."
>"Yeah. Pretty much."
>The selects the first movie that looks remotely amusing, and autoplay calls the shots from there. The TV goes from one bad movie to the next without pause.
>Really. Without pause.
>Even when Blossom get up to use the restroom and you reach for the remote, she waves you off.
>"I don't think I'll really miss anything," she jokes as she walks out of the room.
>You're not so sure - this one *does* have that kung-fu guy, whatever his name is, with another B horror movie star.
>You should know there names, but you can't even remember the name of the movie, and the title flashed up not more than three minutes ago.
>She's right, though, and you tell her to let it keep running when you step out of the room to order pizza on your phone. You would have just driven there, but she asked you to stay.
>You'll practice saying no tomorrow.
>>27750187
I'll be subtle:Anon, will you hold my hand, lead me up to my bedroom, and make tender love to me in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>27750198
Cuddles only.
>>27750208
It is entirely possible to cuddle someone with your penis inside them
>>27750216
That is for Silver only, although if she wants to ask her first then by all means.
>>27750246
A Blossom and Silver threesome - I like where you're going anon
>>27750250
Then cuddles until its time to fuck in the shower. Make them even messy on the inside.
>>27750195
>Blossom shakes her head when you flop back into the chair.
>"Didn't miss anything good," she laughs. "This isn't even worth making fun of."
"Want to skip to the next one?"
>"No, this is exactly what I need."
>You nod and lean back in your seat.
>This is exactly what you need, too: something stupid to take your mind off everything.
>The movie is nearly over before the doorbell rings.
>Blossomforth nearly jumps out of her skin at the sound.
"Relax, it's just the pizza. I'll go grab it."
>She nods and pauses the movie.
>Weird, you were just about to ask her to do that.
>Doubly weird, because you don't know why or how you managed to get so invested in such a crappy movie.
"Thanks."
>Blossom gives you the slightest of smiles and unbundles herself.
>"I'll get us something to drink."
>The delivery guy is nervously shifting back and forth when you open the door, staring down at the pizza in his hands.
>He looks up immediately as you open the door.
>"So, that's one half cheese, half meat lovers, so - Soarin!?"
"Uh, heh, yeah dude. I... uh... I didn't know you worked for the pizza place."
>"First day."who is it?
>>27750273
Cloudkicker
>>27750333
That could be interesting.Is she part of the gymnastics team with Blossomforth?
>>27750992
Maybe, she's certainly in the dive grass team
>>27750333
>Delivery GUY
>Cloudkicker
>>27751522
>Gender stereotypes
>implying
HEY LOOK SOARIN'S GOT A PIE!! A PIZZA PIE!!!
>>27751450
Even better.Someone to pester him about why he quit the team.
Someone who knows that this isn't his house, because she's been to his house before.
>>27751522
Soarin must have some traditional ideas on gender roles. Besides, with her looking down and the addition of a bulky jacket, maybe we can cut the dumb jock some slack.
>>27752375Y-you're pure evil.
>>27752375
I kind of also see her as being friends with Blossom (might even be curious as to what's going on between them)
>>27752422
Well ofcourse I'd forget the image.
>>27752375
So /tg/n, aside from Silver, who has Soarin actually ever fucked?
>>27752889
Uhhhh... 2-5 background girls, possibly includingCloudkicker?
ProbablyPinkie Piebecause party!and/orRaritybecause high school social standing/nice guy, depending on which one (if either) is the slutty one in this setting. Possibly some peripheral Apples, but only once or twice, until word got around he always used a condom and he wouldn't get them knocked up.
>>27752945Cloudkickermakes sense, probably their first time - post game shenanigans and allPinkie PieI'm envisioning more of a sloppy bj than anything elseRarityYeah, I can see this
>>27752973
>Pinkie Pie
>sloppy bj
shiiiit
>>27754137
She had an entire team to give congratulatory blowjobs to and another entire team for consolatory blowjobs.
Not a lot of time per player.
Just updated the pastebin and found out this story is 69844 words long.
Time to reevaluate some life choices.
>>27748232
>You lead Peachbottom to the dining table and pull out her seat.
>Adjacent from her, you seat yourself.
“Okay, we're both sitting now. So, why have you been looking for me?”
>”Well, it's simple really. I happen to be a representative for one of the most successful companies in Equestria, located in humble Mustangia.”
“That's great, but what exactly do you want with me?”
>”Did you not get a look at that card? It is a horse on a phonograph; put two and two together.”
>You take a look at it again and put your brain to work.
>It then dawns that you're a complete dumbass.
“Wait, you work for a record company?”
>”Indeed I do.”
“Hold on, I'm still not sure why you're here exactly. You're not here to sue me for piracy, are you?”
>”Piracy? Hon, I am here to offer you a recording contract.”
>It takes a moment for you to process the information.
>Then you give yourself a small pinch.
>Well, you're not dreaming anything this time.
“Are you serious right now?”
>”Serious as a snake in a sock drawer.”
>Wait, hold up, you've never even been in a band before.
“On what basis are you offering me a contract? I have no prior musical experience whatsoever.”
>”Are you kiddin' me? You're one of the biggest Internet sensations of the year!”
“Internet sensation?”
>”You were the one who sang that David Bowie song at that arcade, weren't you?”
>Oh, that.
>Peachbottom pulls out her phone and passes it to you.
>You look at the screen and nearly pass out as you look at the zeros on that view count.
>”Shockin', ain't it? You never know what people will latch onto these days.”
>Peachbottom positions herself upright as you try to steady yourself.
>”What I know, is that these things can sometimes become something more. Something people will actually devote their money to. I've been in business long enough to spot real talent when it pops up.”
>...
>This can't be real.
>You must have cracked from stress or something.
>>27754137
>>27754170
You can totally see it, can't you, what she lacks in skill she makes up for in enthusiasm
>>27756414
Interesting turn of events. I thought she would be more interested in Sweetie than Anon.
>>27756414
HOLY SHIT, ANON STRUCK FUCKING GOLD! Rarity cant bitch now.
>>27750333
>>27750992
>>27752424
>>27752945
>>27752973
Bump for Cloudkicker being gay for Blossomforth (straight otherwise, but wants to get with her)
>>27750273
>Cloudy Kicks leans to one side, trying to look past you.
>"Party going on or something?"
"No, just... uh..."
>"Because, you know, this is Blossom's house, and..."
>She leans to the other side, then looks back to you, eyebrow raised.
>"What are you doing here?"
"Just hanging out."
>You pull out your wallet and start counting out bills.
"How much is it?"
>"Weird," Kicks mumbles. "Oh, uh, 11.50"
>You hold out the money, but she doesn't take it.
>"Blossom hasn't wanted to hang out with anyone lately," she says, glaring at you suspiciously. "And you..."
>She frowns suddenly.
>You have the feeling she would be crossing her arms angrily over her chest if she wasn't holding a pizza. She almost tries, though.
"Yeah, I know, I've been a little distant."
>"Dude, you quit the team."
>She seems almost grateful when you yank the box out of her hands - it allows her to finally cross her arms and glare properly.
>"What's going on?"
"Nothing, Kicks."
>"You've never taken any girl this seriously."
>Reluctantly, she takes the money you hold out to her again, immediately folding her arms back over her chest as soon as the cash is in her pocket.
"We're just friends. I'll see you at school."
>"You knocked her up, didn't you?"
"What? No!? You know I always use a condom!"
>"After me, you mean?"
"One pregnancy scare is enough for me, Kicks. I'll see you at school."
>"Yeah, yeah," she murmurs, smirking. "You know, if you and Blossom are up for something..."
>She wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.
"I'll see you at school."
>"See you there," she chuckles as you close the door.
>>27758207
I love you
>>27757625
She'll find a way.
>>27759055
If it means Sweetie can help in the duet, we just need some "private" throat training, you know help her sing better. If she walks in while in the middle of "practice", then she can get jealous of her training and complain then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1hgVB4YiGg
>>27758207
Soarin gets so many bitches.
>everything soarin is doing right now
>>27758193
It happened!
>IT HURTS!
>>27760378
He's making a mess of his life, isn't he? Tropical beach in a South American country with a lax extradition treaty is starting to look like the only possible good ending.
>>27763746
But he has to do the following first:
1. Fuck Blossomforth
2. Fuck Cloudkicker (possibly at the same time as Blossomforth)
3. Fuck DT (potentially causing another >IT HURTS)
Sometimes in this life you feel sad for a while. It seems like the storm clouds will never part and things will be bleak and grey forever. But it's okay, because you can channel that negativity into crappy greentext for other worthless degenerates like yourself to enjoy, and in doing so feel like you have a purpose.
Then, if you're lucky, the clouds split, and you can feel sunshine, horrible burning sunshine on your skin and you find yourself walking in the daylight and feeling better about yourself and your chances of becoming a success and actually feel driven to achieve something with this miserable life you have.
While there, you meet a girl. A beautiful creature with an enchanting smile and wonderful brain who shares your sense of humour and takes an interest in you for some as yet unknown reason, insisting you come to her birthday party in a few weeks, engaging you in lengthy conversations about everything and nothing at all. Bypassing the emotional defenses years of rejection and ridicule have caused you to subconsciously erect, prying secrets buried deep inside you out with less resistance than pulling on a tuft of cotton candy. You find yourself falling for her despite years and examples of experience telling you to stay cautious, keep your guard up, this beautiful fey creature will hurt you. But you don't listen. You can't listen. She's flirtatious, intelligent, witty, gorgeous, beautiful. You're lost in the sea of her eyes and raven hair without a life vest or even a ship. Just an anchor, your heart, dragging you down, drowning you in her perfection.
She has a boyfriend.
You feel your stomach tighten and your heart break. It's a familiar sensation. Right. Not interested then. And who could blame her, really? Nobody else was. Nobody should be. You're nothing. Just a pile of dusty, worthless old bones.
Update incoming this morning. Not sure when any update after that will be. I'm sad and numb and disappointed in myself. /blog
>>27765584
Shit man, were sorry, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>27764452
Soarin and Silver watching Cloudkicker and Blossomforth fucking when?
>>27733922
>You step up to the second player controls and insert your quarter.
>You lock in Johnny Gat.
>She picks Dive.
"Trying someone new, I see."
"Shut up."
>Rainbow Dash, as charming as ever.
>She locks in a kick gem, you select a dive gem.
>Round 1
>Divekick!
>Dash and you dance around a bit before she catches you with a headshot.
>Round 2
>Dash makes sure to capitalize on the headshot, putting you down quickly.
"Did you crawl out of bed and come down here just to throw, Anonymous, or are you actually this bad?"
>You bite your tongue and focus on the screen.
>Round 3
>You anticipate Rainbow's parabolic arc and punish her with a kick to the chest.
"Hmph. Lucky shot."
>Round 4
>You win.
>Round 5
>You win.
>You win rounds 6 and 7 to take the match.
>Rainbow scowls and puts another quarter in the machine.
>The next match is closer.
>You win 5-3 in round 9 after a round 7 double K.O.
>Dash sighs and moves to leave the arcade cabinet.
"Where are you going?"
"Home. I'm not wasting my money sitting here all day while you beat me over and over."
"So don't. I didn't come here to beat you over and over."
>You reach into your pocket and take out a quarter, placing it on her side of the controls.
"I came here to apologize for how I've behaved lately. And to teach you again, if you'll let me."
>Rainbow pauses and steps back up to the controls, sliding your quarter into the machine.
"I mean, it's your quarter anyway. I might as well."
>You smile a little as the next match starts.
>You win 5-3.
>The next match you and Rainbow go 11 rounds, you win 5-4 after two double knockouts.
>Rainbow finally beats you after that, a clean 5-3 win of her own.
>You catch the look of pride and accomplishment on her face as she finally defeats you.
>Memories.
>She quickly recomposes herself.
"Hah. Knew I'd beat you eventually."
>You extend a hand in congratulations.
>She shakes it before glancing at your arm.
"What happened there?"
>You look away.
"I did something stupid after you left."
>>27766477
>Told Dash that you cut yourself after she left.
>>27758207
>Blossom holds up a pair of bottles when you walk back into the living room.
>"Root beer okay?"
"Yeah, that'll be fine."
>She goes to set one of them down by your chair, but stops and frowns.
>"Bleh. I hate how our living room is set up."
>You look around, trying to understand what she's getting at.
>Nothing comes to mind.
"It seems pretty nice to me. Spacious."
>"Yeah," Blossomforth groans. "Which means having to get up and walk somewhere to reach anything. Here, put it on the coffee table."
>She gestures towards it, then picks up the plate she had already put on your chair's arm.
>"Here's your plate," she sighs, handing it to you. "And your root beer."
"Um..."
>She walks across the room to grab hers and her bundle of blankets from the other chair, relocating them - and herself - to the far end of the sofa.
>"There," she mumbles, bundling herself back up. "Now we can both reach the pizza."
"Okay..."
>"Sit."
>She points towards the near end of the sofa.
>You hesitate, long enough that she looks up from her cocoon and smiles shyly.
>"It's fine. I'll be fine. Sit. I wanna see what happens."
"You sure?"
>Blossom shrugs.
>"No, but I can pretend. Now sit down, I wanna see what happens and I've already waited long enough. I thought you were having the pizza delivered?"
"Um, I did."
>"Huh, took you long enough, I was starting to wonder if you'd gone to pick it up."
>She forces a smile onto her face. Not a convincing one, but enough that you finally sit down.
>"What happened?"
"Nothing really."
>>27767202
>"Sit.">POKE
>"Play."
>>27767624Whoops. Unintentional coincidence. Does this mean I have to >IT HURTS Fluttershy now?Still waiting for someone to pick up on the bit where Berry climbs into bed with Anon. I lifted part of that straight from another green I did, but no one freaked out. Made me a sad writefag.I guess I already hurt Fluttershy enough.
