>Was trying something different than horseporn yesterday and decided to look up the most vanilla porn on pornhub.
>Just some bimbo going "OH YEAH" for two minutes while showing off her shriveled clam
I can't get into human porn anymore guys. Why is pony the best stuff out there now?
>>27679667
Pone is perfection
>>27679667
Probably because you looked up a lame video? There's good stuff out there. Look for what appeals to your fetishes.
>>27679682
desu I ran out of fetish videos that aren't poorly made.
>>27679682
>tfw your fetish for humans is genuine pleasure
>tfw 99% of the videos are chicks who try too hard and/or dont want to be there
>tfw if they even glance at the camera your boner dies
its difficult man.
>>27679700
>>tfw if they even glance at the camera your boner dies
Same desu
Ruins the immersion for me
>>27679700
You should try something easier, like latex. Plenty of good porn of that, and half the time there's bondage involved and they couldn't look at the camera if they wanted to
>>27679710
>latex
>bondage
I wonder what it must feel to have such simple fetishes.
>>27679710
I don't mind if they look at the camera but bondage is a major boner killer. So is if there's any dick in the video.
>>27679721
Also this.
>>27679700
ifeelmyself is usually pretty genuine, right?
Don't know if it disgusts you, butsquirtingalso struck me as evidenced true pleasure.
I'd suggest heading to /gif/ as a platform for the good stuff.
>>27679723
on the other hand, if it was pone in latex and or bondage, that's different. Well, maybe just latex. Bondage is still tier-0 on the fetish list of what people think is kinky.
Fucking same.
The shit is so forced. Just listen to the moans all those bitches make. It's such a turn off to anyone that actually has some sort of standards, degenerate or normie.
Man I can't even fucking ejaculate anymore.
I got put on Zoloft 3 days ago and it started on the first day where I started to get random boners, and then on the second day, it took me an hour and a half to reach orgasm, just pounding away at my fucking dick with all my might.
Third day I couldn't get it to do it at all, and lost patience, and I don't even want to try again today, because I've been looking at porn for the past hour and a half and I can't even get a boner now.
I feel really fucking good for once though in my head, like everything is clear and I can see now again, but Jesus, what a trade off.
>>27679710
>Anon says he likes genuine plesure.
> Suggests latex bondage.
>>27679667
It just means you lean more towards furry porn. I would suggest looking at that for a while see if anything changes.
>>27679814
>furry
>not zoophilia
>>27679700
>genuine pleasure
Try the "homemade" tag on xvideos. Plenty of loving couples in there.
>>27679886
Either one is fine.
>>27679667
try some eqg
>>27679667
Maybe you should look for something more exciting than the most vanilla porn you can find. I can still get off to "normal" porn, but it usually has to be a bit more than just some dude ramming his cock into some girl's pussy for 10 straight minutes.
>>27679700
I know what you mean. It immediately turns me off when it becomes too obvious that the girl is just faking it. Exaggerated moaning is also a turn-off for me.
>>27679700
this
Since normal porn is too fake, I have to search for the most degenerate sluts
>"I havent seen the mlp fandom in a while since they got their own board"
>"maybe I should go over there and see what they're up to these days"
>mfw this thread
I mean, Im glad the cross-board shitposting has dwindled, but deer jeebus
Wanna know what's sad? I'd rather look at blackjrxlll before real human women
>>27679700
>tfw if they even glance at the camera your boner dies
That annoys the ever living fuck out of me.
Maybe try POV? They're meant to look in the camera so it seems more genuine.
>>27679667
I currently have phimosis which makes it painful to attempt masturbation at all. Feel glad you could at least enjoy porn once upon a time.
>>27680119
Same.
>>27680093
What is your native board, outsider?
>>27680124
Enjoy your tamale penis asshole. Cut niggas represent. Fap nation stand up!
>>27680129
/an/, /ck/, /fit/, and /v/ right now. used to hate you guys as a /co/fag but like I said, after the cross-board shitpost wars of 2014 subsided Im neutral
>>27680145
but some of us are zoos. your /an/ side should love us.
>>27680145
>I'm neutral
Nice blogpost. Care to fuck off back to those boards Glimmershit?
>>27680145
>he lifts
>eats well
>plays vidya on his days off
>loves animals
You're like a massive normie dating profile.
>>27680145
/ck/ is the only good board out of those desu
>>27680157
Seems like an alright guy to me.
>>27680150
you clearly haven't been on /an/. its usually the tamest board but we're pretty unanimous that active zoos, along with idiot pet owners, should be sterilized or exterminatus
>>27680157
none of the reasons I browse those boards are stereotypical reasons except /v/
>>27680173
Oh fuck forgot the filter.
Meant t b h not desu.
>>27680179
I don't think that's what he meant by zoos...
>>27680173
nah /an/ has the best generals on 4chan. I go on /aq/ and they're all pretty knowledgeable
>>27680190
well what does that mean then, because I immediately assumed zoophile
>>27680197
Beastiality
>>27680179
i figured as much. i bet you eat meat, too.
>>27680214
so I was right then. i meant active zoophiles. if people want to jerk it to pictures thats up to them but sex with an animal is like pedophilia to me
>>27680216
figured what?
>>27680233
I know how you feel. Sex with niggers feels like bestiality to me.
>>27680233
anti zoophile. just seems backwards to me that youre fine with slaughtering an animal, but if you have a loving relationship with one youre a freak and the animal then becomes a victim.
>>27680288
I wish I was a horse whisperer.
>>27679667
I can get off to real horses
Or sfm horses fucking girls work too
>>27680288
Im against industrial farming, but most of those animals wouldnt be alive without us anyway due to natural selection anyway so I guess its an "our lives to take" sort of deal. either way, anything bigger than you is just instinctually fucking you and anything smaller than you is being tortured. either way, love isn't even part of the equation to the animal
>>27680379
so mental gymnastics then. if their lives are ours, your own point supports zoophilia. if it was torture, theyd shy away from it, like when a dog cowers in the corner when an abusive owner shouts, not come looking for it.
>either way, love isn't even part of the equation to the animal
perhaps not on the same level as a human, but theyre incredibly loyal and you can easily tell the difference between being an owner and being a mate if you ever had that relationship.which you have not.
>>27680403
>which you have not
you say that like thats something to be proud of instead of something that marks you as a filthy sub-human. What animals are you even talking about, and have you actually? Like I said, I don't believe in industrial farming. I'd even be a vegetarian if I had the cash, my purchasing power was in any way able to stem the abuse of animals, and I gave more of a shit about animals than my own proper diet, but none of that is gonna happen. At least now I can feel better knowing I'm eating your lovers.
>>27680596
i eat meat too, im just not a hypocrite with some arbitrary boundary. i see you completely failed to make any counterpoint and switched to a complete ad hominem defense.
>i would be vegan b-but
kek, shut the fuck up, we both know you wouldnt. i was hoping youd see your own hypocrisy, but thats a rare feat.
>>27680672
>I eat meat too
Hahaha what the fuck is even your point then. You might as well throw out your vegetarian arumen if youre too mentally weak to back it up with action. I draw the line at animal torture. Ramming your dick in a dog is animal torture. I notice you didn't say what animals you're talking about, so either you're such a turbo-virgin you can't even get your rocks off with an animal or you have and are properly ashamed about it. If you wanna give me your acceptable animal fucking list I'll gladly explain case by case why you're wrong
>>27680157
>thinking /fit/ is the workout board
/fit/ is for closeted gay men anon.
>>27680757
>Hahaha what the fuck is even your point then
your point was we own their lives. i agree.
>Ramming your dick in a dog is animal torture
but where is your evidence?
>I notice you didn't say what animals you're talking about
all of them.
>>27680776
>>27680757
>>27680672
>>27680596
>>27680403
>>27680379
Hey look, kids. An argument discussing the questionable morality of zoohpilia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPXr8SNKaAA
>>27680776
You can't own something and love it. Love is a feeling between equals who value each other in their entirety. You fucking your dog is like fucking a retarded slave and thinking it's love because it trusts you to feed it. Dogs evolved to look cute so you'd feed and take care of them. It doesn't surprise me that you're stupid enough to perceive that as love. I'd go through the examples of how damaging your dick is to most animals but I don't want to waste my time and ruin my search history when you can do it just as easily
>>27680809
>this is a re-occurring argument on this board
God dammit I fell for the sperg bait didn't I. I guess it's my fault for revealing myself as new to the board
>>27680846
>You can't own something and love it
so if i gave you the dollar amount on your pet dog to shoot it in the head, you wouldnt feel anything right? or would you say you have a platonic love for your pet, even though you own it? id like to hear your reasoning behind this statement, since i think its objectively false.
theres also been a distinction drawn between bestialists and zoophiles, the latter of which love their pets and wouldnt harm them. they believe in mutually satisfying relationships. the former rape their pets whenever they feel like it and couldnt care less how said pets feel. if you had bothered to ask, id have let you know i dont dick my pets. my dog isnt interested, and i respect her wishes. she does however come and grind herself on my fingers once a day. sometimes she just shows up to cuddle and press foreheads together.
>>27680873
>being new
lurk moar fucking newfag, and youd have known this place supports zoophilia.
>>27680758
HOW MANY FUCKING GAY BOARDS DO WE NEED?!
>>27680916
Dogs have the mental intelligence of a toddler. You can plutonically love both dogs and toddlers, but any sexual act with either is taking advantage of something that doesn't properly perceive sex, and is rape.
And I've been on 4chan before mlp was even a show, so I hope you'll excuse me if I don't know your shifty boards propensity for bestiality debates
>>27680846
That argument is the same as the kid-fuckers who say "she was grinding on my lap so it's consent"
>>27680978
>>27681017
>Dogs have the mental intelligence of a toddler
so do you, yet im sure sex with you is protected under law. sex with animals is also legal in many states.
>its rape!
tumblr pls. arbitrarily defining shit to perform mental gymnastics as to why something should be rape does not make it rape. rape would be forced sex, which this is not.
>hurr durr ive been on the internet longer than youve been alive so excuse me if i dont know how your 4chans works
sick argument for why you shouldnt be told to lurk moar bro.
>>27681025
>pic related
>>27681153
>"breeding age" is a substantial age of consent
Okay I give up. We clearly both think the other is irrational, and if your morality allows for you to ignore the sheer density of proofs that that's wrong there is nothing I can do but be content that while I get to go home to my beautiful gf you go home to get to first base with your dog. Enjoy your pony show, shit-bag
>>27681189
enjoy your 18 years of child support ^:)
>>27681212
I am legitimately sorry that you've let this place corrupt your mindset so much that the thought of a happy relationship immediately makes you think of the worst case scenario.
>>27681258
oh, so now you believe in happy relationships. werent you leaving to go bang your 10/10 super model?
Yall are talking about dogs. But what about horses? Thats why we're here right? I dont think your dick could hurt a mare, and if she didnt want it she could just kill you or bust your knees or something, so "rape" is out of the question there.
>>27679667
how many times must I repeat porn is fucking BAD for your BRAIN, you little shits
>>27681811
at least one more time.
>>27679667
>horseporn
are we talking about real mares or drawn ?
>tfw no TBMPE 2
>>27680141
Oh, I'll be getting it circumcised soon enough
>>27680379
>Animals only do things based on instinct
>Animals are dumb, human stronk fufufufufufu~
They don't build structures or perform science, but many of the animals we've domesticated over the millennia have had organised society just as long as we have.
There's a reason we go for animals with herd or pack mentalities and it's because we can insert ourselves into them and they can accept us as part of that. Animals are a lot smarter than you give them credit for.
It's funny how people scream rape when it's comes to Zoo relationships. Have you tried sticking your penis in an animal that doesn't want anything to do with it?. lets just say that horses have kicked people unconscious, and dogs have bitten people for doing something far less sexual.
>>27680758
Not entirely true. It's for closeted gay men who work out and for the occasional top tier greentext stories.
>https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18806486/#18807696
Obligatory. Never forget, /mlp/, he was the greatest of us.
>>27680124
Try humping/vibrating. If your phi's really tight, the best you can do is circumcision.
>>27681153
Sex with animals isn't legal in any state. While only some have specific laws against bestiality all states attorneys in bestiality law free states will prosecute you for animal cruelty, gross sexual misconduct, indecent behavior liable to cause a breach of the peace and possibly all of the above. You're a slam dunk win for them in front of any jury.
