Would you watch this?
>>27668400
Yes
>>27668400
Maybe
>>27668400
Yeah
Only if there are horsecocks
>>27668400
Yes.
>>27668400
Sure.
Only if you replaced Cheese Sandwich and Fluttershy’s worthless faggot of a brother.
>>27668400
Fuck no.
>>27668443
Pls no bully
>>27668429
There would be tons of ball punching hygienics, so basically yes.
>>27668400
No.
>>27668429
What if there was a lot of homo tension and lewd jokes?
>>27668443
Wasn't sunchine a neet too before the whole life changing experance with the girls too?
>>27668400
only if it were a sitcom
>>27668400
Yes, but only if it was extremely gay.
>>27668400
can i ship em?
>>27668400
Hell no
>>27668400
>No Rarity counterpart
>>27668577
Dubs don't lie. I'd watch it for the cute boi shenanigans ;3
Yeah... No
id give it a try.
>>27668400
Big Mac doesn't have friends. People say AJ is all "muh apples/family", but that actually is all Big Mac is. I couldn't see him going on adventures for fun.
>>27668400
Maybe if the gay porn would keep all the underages out.
>>27668400
Only if Soarin' gets replaced by Fashion Plate/Fancy Pants/Blueblood.
>>27668400
I'd be perpetually worried about Peter New influencing the writing.
>>27668400
2gay4me
>>27668647
Sorry anon, they couldn't fit in the entire half of Equestria.
>>27669060
Is that supposed to be a slut joke? That doesn't really make sense here about a male counterpart for Rarity, not who she had sex with.
>>27668400
yes
>>27669113
Give up the ghost, Anon. She's a fucking slut, a maneshit slut no less.
>>27668400
fag
>>27668400
Remove gender swamped Lyra and I would
Sure, I'd watch it to give it a chance.
Fancy Pants should replace Sunburst (who would take Glimmer's role).
Party Favor could replace Cheese Sandwich.
Female Discord?
>>27669283
>party favor
>>27668400
Maybe if it has a good PLOT.....
>>27669113
that's because she's secretly fucked them all on the down low
>>27668400
I would.___
>>27668420
I don't know...
>>27668952
>he watch little cartoon horses every Saturday
>and this one is for him gay, because stallions
If they have MA Larson and Meghan McCarty like writers, of course
>>27669183
>>27669428
You're retarded then, and completely missed the point of everything for the sake of a meme. Good for you.
>>27669362
The "but I didn't listen!" guy.
>>27669495
Woah, calm down buddy. Don't want to miss yo-...uh oh, sorry Anon. Looks like that stallion over there skipped your turn.
None of those are good analogues to dash though; Soarin is a marshmellow in personality.
And none of them work as a rarity analogue either.
>27669526 (You)
>>27668647
What about Zepher's the Greatest Mane Therapist in Ponyville Breeze? He's a bit of a Rarity Sue.
>>27669688
Except he's a butt ugly bastard who couldn't get laid if his life depended on it while Rarity is the town cum dumpster
>>27669454
Can you repeat the question?
>>27668400
I'll be fine with Zephyr as long as they don't write him as a stupid cunt.
Also they better keep Cheese Sandwich's personaity and sheer quality in tact or I'm going to flip a tit.
>>27668400
So...
Who's the element of what? I'm curious.
>>27669688
I guess maybe? But the inage really should have used Fancy Pants instead of Sunburst or something if they wanted a Mane 6 thing.
>>27668400
I'd watch Zeph, Shiny, Sunburst and Mac but the other two I'm not fussed about. Cheese Sandwich was kind of a dick, and Soarin's a little boring.
>>27668647
Agreed. Needs more Fancypants.
>>27668400
depends
we should write this.
>>27668400
Huh. I never thought of it before but Shining and Sunburst would make a great magic duo where one's the theorist and the other's the pragmatist.
>>27668400
I like that it's two unicorns, two earth ponies, and 2 pegasiand no background ponies.
>>27670026
Actually now I'm really seeing a dynamic with the Pegasi and Earthers too.
With Zephyr and Soarin, you have one with confidence who could bullshit his way out of trouble but no practical talent to speak of and the other guy who has talent but acts much more humble.
Cheese is outgoing and energetic while Mac is reserved but strong.
I'd at the very least be intersted in a pilot.
>>27668400
Replace Shining or orangeunicornidontknowhisname with Blueblood for a Rarity counterpart, and I think you've got a show here.
>>27669536
Who says they have to have the same dynamic as the M6? If OP wanted that he would have just posted a R63 version of the M6.
Fancy Pants would be a good Rarity counterpart. He's handsome, elegant, and creative (works in stallion haberdashery). He also appears to be quite generous.
>>27670086
Fancy Pants was a bit too backroundy for my tastes, he only even had like 4 lines. Not that Soarin is much better in that regard, of course.
>>27668400
Only if they're 100% homosex.Or JoJoesque
>>27668443
>wanting to replace cheese sandwich
We got ourselves a real faggot here.
>>27669958
>>27670086
>>27670097
I'd eat the ass though
>>27670047
With Cheese and Mac you literally just described the dynamic of Ponk and AJ.
>>27670271
Cheese Sandwich is worthless bronybait trash. Weird Al cameos are always shitty, and Cheese solidifed that. Awful character in a great episode.
>>27670309
>Mac and Cheese
Ship it now.
>>27668400
oh god i want this now
>>27668400
Someone green an average episode with these fags.
>>27670447
>Big Mac: E'yup
>>27668400
Could be interesting.
>>27668400
So much yes.
>>27670509
>Shining Armor: I don't know what to do with Flurry Heart. She won't eat anything but Jello.
>Sunburst: Do you know what Jello is made of? There's a conspiracy a hoof.
>Zepher: mumble mumble. Rainbow Dash. Dang'ol special pony mumble.
>Big Mac: I had a special pony once but it was on account of a love potion. Now all I got's is this Smarty Pants doll.
>>27670509
You got that all wrong. Shining may be the most successful out of them, but he doesn't make for a good Hank. It might be cliche, but Mac is best for that. He seems like a modest, salt-of-the-earth kinda guy who's takes pride in his menial job and his ability to support his family. Plus if any of them have "good old fashioned" values, it's gonna be him. He seems the most likely to have an anger problem too.
Man, I'd watch the Hell out of that show.
>>27670570
>>27670583
Do go on.
>>27670583
>Big Mac
>Anger problem
>>27668400
No.
>>27670603
Well you don't know. It's not like the guy ever talks, and the only episode we really got for him was just cross-dressing shtick. I can see the guy having anger issues the way Hank does. He's even got a little sister around to do dumb shit all the time.
>>27670509
Paranoid Sunburst would be fun to watch.
>Believes everything he reads.
>Suspects everyone is a changeling.
>Warning people about mind control. Don't let princess Luna in your dreams.
>>27670627
>"Ever wondered why pegasi leave trails while they fly? Huh?? HUH?!?"
>"w-well, sometimes a bit of gas happe-"
>"IT'S CHEMTRAILS! I KNOW YOUR PLANS!"
>>27670616
>>27670603
>work-family-APULS
>doesn't talk much
>any kind of frustration or anger is carefully bottled up
>never had an actual outburst
>mostly Spike episodes
>>27668400
seems promising
"Consarnit AJ, I just don't know what to do with that foal. I mean, the other day she came home with one of her little friends talking about opening up a cutiemark consulting group. Can you believe that? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. She should be out doing something productive with her life, working the farm, trying to find a coltfriend. All she does is waste her time in that old clubhouse cookin' up stupid ideas with those other two fillies."
>"Come on now Sugarcube, don't be so hard on her, she's just having fun. I think it's sweet that she's having so much fun with her imagination. Besides, there's no rush for her to find a coltfriend, she is only a filly after all."
"She's almost a mare, AJ. She needs to grow up and start acting like it. Would YOU trust that to run the farm while you were out of town?"
>"Well..."
"That's what I thought. That filly needs help, it's time she started acting like a normal pony."
>The CMC are visible outside the window attempting to paint a sign for their new 'business'.
>Applebloom is balanced on top of Sweetybelle with a brush in her mouth. She drops it and it falls on top of Scootaloo.
>A look of supreme disappointment crosses Big Mac's face.
"I'm gonna get that filly to help me out with some chores around the farm."
>"Oh, Mac!"
>>27670627
>>27670631
Would he have a secret happening bunker?
I bet he would.
Probably some old warehouse everyone just seemed to forget all about.
His "base of operations".
>Zephyr moves in with Discord.
>>27669814
shining-loyalty
big mac - kindness (not because of fluttermac)
sunburst - magic (though he sucks at it)
soarin - honesty (not sure how but can work)
cheese - laughter (sadly a given since he is literally R63 pinkie)
Zypher - generosity (i'm pushing it with this one)
>>27670701
>not sure how but can work
"Sorry, Dash, I...I'm already engaged to Spitfire"
There, problem solved. Honesty wins
>>27670703
What's funny is that Soarin would still be the submissive one no matter who he married.
I can't see Cheese as anything but a Weird Al cameo. Replace him with Discord and I think you can do something with him and Zephyr
>>27668400
Then instead Discord, we would have Eris seducing Zephyr?
>>27670047
Fucking this right here
Quit saying you'd replace one of them you fucking faggots. This is a pretty good cast.
>>27670313
The episode stared Pinking Pie.
You can't really call it great.
>>27670933
>Pinking Pie
Fuck off phoneposter
>>27670952
>>27669500
he ded
>>27668400
Only if there was a lot of sexual tension
>The girls swap brothers for a day.
>O-neigh chan
>>27669732
You're not the boss of me now
>>27670313
>implying that episode was any good
>supporting that Pinkie Pie's writer was "true to her character"
>weird al cameos are the worst
I think it's time for you to get out of your basement and have some more fun in your life, m8ty.
>>27668400
Replace Sunburst with Fancy Pants, and we got a deal.
>>27668657
>That soft homo tension.
>>27668400
I'd jerk it to the inevitable porn.
>>27668400
I would watch it if pic related is in
>>27673661
same, king sideburns deserves some justice. If only as a flashback - story time episode.
If it had more well known stallions. Blueblood has appeared in more episodes than Cheese Sandwich and Zephyr Breeze. Filthy Rich, too. What about fan favorites like Doctor Whooves?
>>27668400
>qt3.14 horsebando
Fuck yes
>>27673661
>>27673871
>supposedly "reformed" but really isn't
>knows much about crystals and Crystal Empire therefore often used as guide and walking encyclopedia on dark side of Equestria
>because most of the traps, catacombs, evil constructs, dark magic and other dangerous fun stuff was created and implemented by him
>supposedly helps undo the damage he did
>actually looks for any powerful artifacts left from his better days as a tyrant
>seeks to regain power and influence on EVERY occasion, even if it means arguing with a merchant at food stall
>always gets his way on little things, like making said merchant drop the price
>never gets his way on larger things, like rising to power again
>often teased by Discord, especially when doing something goodusually, without even realizing it
>praised for every good thing he did after reforming, including those he didn't even knew he did, which makes him /really/ angry because he's a tyrant and is to be feared, not celebrated like some stupid hero
I can see how this semen demon could be weaved into the plot.
>>27673996
Sunburst performing his duties as Royal Crystaler - not being a native crystal pony and naturally translucent, he unintentionally casts a shadow and created an Umbrum, a shadow pony like Sombra.
Basically A Wizard of Earthsea ripoff. But it would give them an excuse to travel Equestria since they don't all live in Ponyville
Or maybe visit a new land like Saddle Arabia
>>27674214
>constant fuckups and "unpredictable results" of Sunburst's magic
>Whining Armor being a little bitch
>Mac being simple and blunt as a hammer
>Cheese not knowing when to shut up
>Breeze tripping over his own bullshit
>Soaring being a doormat
Meanwhile in and outside of Equestria:
>Sombra returning
>big time magic fuckup Umbrum causes ruckus world-wide
>Discord having a "vacation" from M6
>a regiment of royal guards having serious confidence and self-esteem problems
>small-scale Tartarus jailbreak of 6 demons, each tailored to mess with one of the protagonists
Sounds like a lot of !!FUN!!
This is too good to just die.
>>27674397
This!.
Big mac blunt and stupid and fucking thing up like a brute
>>27675337
Well, he's not stupid, he's just "simple".
Like, why making magic-out-the-ass aka Sunburst dispel the magic seal and risk turning Soarin into a chicken when you can simply smash the door open?
Though being an earth pony, a farmer even, he's not versed in ways of magic, so he's not too bright when facing such things, but his smarts can help him even the odds somewhat.
>>27675337
Shining seems more appropriate for the role of a "stupid that accidentally fucks things up"
Mac is just an honest and straightforward hard-workin' pony that talks only when has something to say and isn't fond of those open their mouth to shower everyone in their bullshit.
At least that's what my impression was.
>>27669958
>Fancy Pants would be their boss.
>>27668400
>She hangs around the Male Six and only occasionally gets to go along on their adventures.
>>27675706
>not Cadence
Well that works too, I guess.
>>27675761
She also really, REALLY freaking wants Sunbursts's dick.
>>27675827
>mentioning Ember to Sunburst makes him go full spaghetti
Spaghetti-dropping Sunburst would be pretty fun to watch too.
>>27670509
>Charcoal
>page 9
not on my watch
>Everyone writes letters to Hasbro about male spinoff.
>We pretend to be Moms and Children in the letters and on social media.
>????????????
>Horses.
>>27676790
They already got a spin off aimed at the little boys though.
>>27676905
Why not a sitcom that uses these stallions as characters in GoH?
>>27676790
Sounds like a plan.
If there is anything auditory of MLP needs it's the strong male character kids and manchildren alike can associate with. Freud would be proud.
Western culture is so full of cuckery, STRANG WOMYN, weak submissive males and american femenism, it's not even funny anymore.
>>27675761
Stop posting lizard threads.
>>27672003
You're not the boss of me now
>>27677064
Can't have a pone show without a cute lizard and Spike's already taken.
>>27677113
>Tank doesn't actually hibernate, he just buries himself until Rainbow fucks off so he can go on adventures with the guys
I have to do some real life shit. Hope this thread survives.
There's a potential for sum gud stuff.
Like a strong male characters that fills the role of an absent father figure.
>>27677969
>Like a strong male characters that fills the role of an absent father figure.
Aka Fancy Pants
>>27678005
King sombra ofcourse
>>27678034
Why not both?
>>27678005
>>27678034
>>27678053
>Sombra represents a strong masculine side, desire to lead, to possess, to strive for power and dominance
>Fancy Pants shows that being a man doesn't mean you are devoid of sense of style
>>27678398
>Sombra - Dominance
>Fancy Pants - Style
Alright, that's a start. What are the other Elements of Masculinity?
>>27669472
at least none of them are cousins.
ugh. filthy.
>>27678423
>Elements of Masculinity
kek
>Male6 travel far and wide, solving actual problems
>they report to the Elements of Masculinity
>with every episode they learn more on how to stop being a bunch of fucking sissies and fine their true male selves
Fund it.
>>27678423
Doctor Whooves as... an element of... I don't know really.
>that feel when there is not enough good male characters
I bet je- femenists did this.>haven't actually watched the show
>have near to no knowledge of any decent male characters
I need an adult.
>>27678471
>>27678639
Zephyr Breeze is the Element of Reasonable Generosity.
I'm tired and need to sleep.
But on the other hand I can't let this thread die.
what do
This could actually be an interesting episode (even a two-parter) where there would have to be six stallions who had to temporarily replace The Mane 6 in order to solve a major problem. The Glimmer role could be played by Sunburst. Ember could replace Spike.
>>27668400
>All male main cast
>ctrl+f the hangover
>no results
>ctrl+f whitecastle
>no results
>ctrl+f Road Trip
>no results
>>27678956
>"Did Prince Blueblood just steal my fucking carriage?"
>>27678956
Feel free to write any such green.
Right now the top priority is keeping the thread afloat 'til it takes off on it's own.
Any green will do.
Even a short one-shot story of Sunburst dropping spaghetti or Zephyr nearly getting arrested/bailed out because he just have to hit on every single mare he sees, even if it's a sultan's daughter.
>>27678906
>Inb4 king sombra, princess celestia/luna are good
Sombra would replace celestia and luna. He doesn't have money, fame, any kind of land or even people who would follow him but he still being a king.
>>27679088
>Sombra
>good
You don't have to be good to be the boss of this little "gang of mediocrities".
As an expert on dark magic and evil stuff, Sun/Moon Butt have appointed him to "guide and help" the Male6 on their journey, with someone constantly watching over his shoulder for any attempts of rising to power again.Which he has to hide and use his newfound minions to do all the work for him.
Maybe Ember will be the one watching the watchman?
>>27668408
/thread
>>27678423
The element of Stoicism?
I am half-asleep and going to finally have some goddamn rest.
Here's some green I cobbled together meanwhile.
Please don't die.
>Zephyr, Cheese and Soaring decide to prank Shining "Mister Family Man" Armor
>after some coaxing, he agreed to visit the local bar
>an hour, some lighthearted banter and a lot of booze later, Shining barely stands on his hooves
>trying to looks totally not conspiring, they call the carriage that takes them to the motel
>wobbling back to his room, Shining is greeted by a pony in stockings and undergarments
>behind the window, there was a muffled struggle
>"Guys, guys, lemme see, lemme s- -Shh! You'll ruin it- -Quiet everypony!"
>as ruler of Crystal Empire is being seduced, pranksters notice a small detail on the "special services pony"...
>if there was a telepath somewhere near, he would have heard a collective "Oh shit." emitted by the trio
>meanwhile Shining, who is now contemplating adultery thanks to all the booze, is thrown onto the bed
>>27679203
>as naughty pony towers over his form spread over the bed, drunk and helpless, ex-captain of the guard tries to get his mind off the seduction to say faithful to his, no doubt, beloved wife
>a light kiss puts a quick end to this train of thoughts
>and dirty but undeniably lewd things being whispered in his ear tear the rails apart
>the "fun times" progress as Shining gets more aroused, as well as the three ponies observing from the outside
>"This is kind of hot actually" - says Soaring before receiving two surprised, slightly disgusted, albeit rather nervous, looks
>before long the lewdest things are about to happen, but then, in the middle of growing passion, Doofus McNormie feels something
>something that shouldn't be there, unless...
>[sudden realization]
>in a flash of white, and ear-piercing scream, Shining leaves the room with a confused pony in it
>next day, with a pounding hangover and a bit of help from a certain red stallion, Shining tries to remember what happened and why he was soaking wet near the fountain, piecing together the puzzle of last night's hazy memories
>later that day, after several strangling attempts, the Male6 agrees to never talk about what happened that night for everypony's sake
>>27668400
Yes
not sure how it'd work
>>27668468
well he was a neet until he got a job relying on people having babies
cheese sandwich is ok but zephyr breeze...
WHY MINT HASJEW?
>>27670509
switch a few, replace zephyr with someone else, otherwise great!
i say
Big Mac as Hank, sunburst stay, shining as bill, and really boomhauer can be anyone else
just not Colgate 2.0 here
>>27676200
Underrated post
>>27678639
>I bet je- femenists did this.
like there's a difference
>>27676200
>And Charcoal Accesories
Gay orgy when?
>>27668400
Yes, that's actually a very good idea.
>>27668400
Replace Cheese with pic related and you have a deal. Has a lot more potential imo
Besides, we need characters that have their unique little quirks, not another Ponk who was just there for a celebrity cameo.
AlsoSCIENCE
This thread is really more popular than I expected.
>>27670685
>sunburst is a conspiracy nut
>he has a happening bunker
Headcanon accepted
Elements of Masculinity?
boop
>>27680701
>"There WAS a magic crossbow! It was forged by Discordian mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!"
>>27682228
>>27680701
>his cape has thin metal wires weaved into the cloth to protect from "tampering with his metabolism"
>Be Shining Armor
>Element of Determination
>Your sister is getting married without your knowledge
>What a bitch
My little Pony: Stardust Crusaders
>>27680964
Yepee.
We had mane six and background six.
Embrace Mâle six...
page NEIN
>>27670631
>"Chemtrails turn ponies gay! I read it onli... Uh, Shining? Why are you looking at me like that?"
>>27683939
Wouldn't it be the other way around?
After all, Shining is married, to a mare.
And Sunburst is... quite lonely...
>>27684923
Shining was in the Guard.
>>27684992
>"Shining Armor brainwashes recruits into mindless killing machines! I knew it! Get to the bunker!"
Maybe if I were a teenage girl.
>>27675761
>>27685056
What would you have to do to calm him down?
It seem to me he can stay in his "bunker" for quite some time until he runs out of food and paranoia.
>>27685144
It's like when Rarity wallows in her bedroom.
>>27668400
>Cheese, you're the life of the party.
>Zephyr, you're the creative spirit.
>Shining, you're the staunch defender.
>Sunburst, you're the heart and soul.
>Big Mac, you're the good listener.
>and Soarin, you're the pegasus pony.
>>27685144
You just have to wait for him to finish fapping of course, and then he'll calm down.
>>27685249
I have the headcannon that he is a constant masturbator.
Glimmer knew he was nervous for a reason.
>>27671017
The mad mare!
>>27685363
That... makes sense...
>you will never walk in on Starburst bursting his star
>you will never immediately walk out of the room as Starburst becomes increasingly red form embarrassment but also turned on
why live
Dying is absolutely not allowed.
>>27671017
>Luger
Good taste.
>>27668400
What villains would Male6 fight?
Giant beasts of Tartarus?
Corrupted archmage pony?
Maybe Discord on vacation, having fun dressed up like a giant canary?
>>27668400
Just replace Fluttershy's brother with, I don't know. Braeburn? And then well call it a day.
>>27687642
>Braeburn
Literally who?
>>27687642
Braeburn is not a pegasi. Other than Zephyr, only Bulk Biceps would fit but he is ugly as fuck he isn't a husband or shipping material.
>>27668400
I would replace Big Mac with Discord pony since BM is too boring with his mute pony shitck. Discord and Cheese would cause pandemonium.
>>27687738
>BM is too boring with his mute pony shitck
That's because no one have bothered to put effort in developing an actual personality for him besides occasional "Eyup" or "Nope".
>Discord and Cheese would cause pandemonium.
Discord is perfectly capable of organizing pure chaos in any given area on his own, even more so when not confined to a single form of a pony.
>>27687765
>an actual personality for him besides occasionally being a drag princess
>>27687811
Honestly, you could have so much fun with that though
Replace Big Mac with Braeburn, leave everyone else in OP image how they are, we're perfect.
How many people actually post in this thread?
>>27688378
You're the only person who posts in this thread
>>27688400
Well that sucks.
Seems like even the OP abandoned his thread.I just want some manly adventures of six stallions.
Not even asking for homo stuff, just adventuring 'n' shit.How can I attract writers to make it happen?
In my version of the show Zephyr acts effeminately from time-to-time but later we learn that Sunburst is actually gay.
>>27677090
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
Since there is a possibility that the action will also take place outside of Equestria, what places would you like to see?Bump before I go to sleep.
Don't let the thread die.When this thread hits bumplimit, will we make another one?
I so want this whole Male6 idea to take off.
>>27668400
>Cheese
No. I don't mind weird al, but no.
>>27688437
Maybe writers would come if people actually stopped bitching about the characters? Every other posts is "replace X with Y" and it gets repetitive. Maybe that scares a few writefags away because they don't want to put the time into a green only to have people tell them "replace X with Y and I'll actually read it".
>>27688437
I am OP and I have not abandoned my fellow bruvas.
Like I said before pretending to be moms / target audience and twitterings / e-mailing people is better than nothing.
>>27689708
Minotaurland.
>>27688378
look in the corner.
103 posters
>>27690477
I doubt the bitching about replacing characters will ever cease.
After all, it's up to writfags to choose the world-saving team. Of course there will be those that won't like it no matter what.
But if no one is doing anything, nothing will change and the bitching won't stop. At least greens could drown out the bitching.
>>27690499
Though I doubt Hasjew will do anything, giving it a try won't hurt.
In the meantime, writefriends can throw in some greens to give us a taste of what will probably not happen.Thanks for keeping the thread alive.
>tfw no gay green
>Next season is leaked
>There is an episode named "The Bath House" with no description.
>>27691922
>The king-size apple creampie wasn't what Soarin had expected.
>but he didn't wait for Bic Mac to finish spooning another serving.
>Goggles down, he dove in. Scouring the rim with his tongue
>devouring anything that fell in their laps.
>>27692731
Thanks a lot anon. Now I'm hungry.
el bumpoWhen this thread reaches bumplimit, we will have a new one, right? R-right?Something like Male6 general maybe?
>>27693363
If, Anon. But I hope so if and only if we get some green. A general is worthless without green.
>"Come out of there already! There's no such thing as crystal skulls! Shining and I were just messing with you!"
>"Oh YEAH?!"
>"Yeah! Now come on, it's time for Flurry's magic lesson!"
>"Oh..."
>>27693753
Maybe, if we live long enough, we'd attract some writefags. Even if just wandering ones, others may follow the suit.
>>27693810
Did Sunburst hid in his happening pillow bunker again?
>>27694396
It's not a pillow bunker! These are sandbags I stole from a construction site!!
>>27694521
So Sunburst is a thief now?
Hm... I wonder what would ponice do if they knew...
>>27694580
Oh, they'd love to get their hooves on him. Shining uses his position to keep the heat off him, unless he does something really bad.
>>27694648
I guess Shining uses his connections while Zephyr does the talking, bullshitting like nobody else, with the rest of the troupe nodding thoughtfully.
>by the time they finished bailing out Anxious McParanoid he already pissed off half of the department
>though they /really/ want to lock this wacko in the loony bin once and for all, everyone is more than happy to get rid of the lunatic who sees a conspiracy everywhere
dying is postponed
>>27695682
Why? No one's writing greens. Writefags probably saw the image and assumed it was going to be a gay thread and avoided it; they were right as it's just fags talking about gay shit now and they already have a thread for that.
Try making a new thread in a few weeks from now and specify no homo in the title to keep the fetish finders out.
>>27695810
>Try making a new thread in a few weeks from now and specify no homo in the title to keep the fetish finders out.
Call it Hetero Horsie Hangout
>>27668400
mostly for the pictures it would spawn.
>>27695810
>Why? No one's writing greens.
Slowly we get at least those 2-3 lines of greens. In time we may get more.
>Writefags probably saw the image and assumed it was going to be a gay thread and avoided it
Just means that the next thread must be more specific.
>assumed it was going to be a gay
Seems like the issue is with the writefags, rather the thread, innit m8?:^)
>Try making a new thread in a few weeks
If it happens now, I'll happen again. Queers gonna queer.
If we get greens going, it'll drown out the faggotry.
>>27668400
Yes, assumng Zephyr was the element of magic and Cheese Sandwich learned to make toast.
If you got rid of Fluttershy's shitty brother, maybe
>>27696253
>pegasus
>element of magic
>>27696260
Zephyr is okay. He just needs a make over courtesy of Big Mac.
>>27696682
>he just needs to do a bunch of cardio and squats to maximize his twink potential
>>27696260
In every team you always need a good bullshitter.
>>27669958
I'd be down for a show with just Fancypants.
Reminder that OP does not imply anything gay so stop projecting and write something already.
>>27668647
That's because Blueblood is a giant faggot that nobody likes. Only difference between him and Rarity is that people deluded themselves into thinking Rarity is good, probably because she's a giant slut.
>>27698632
>Only difference between him and Rarity is that people deluded themselves into thinking Rarity is good, probably because she's a giant slut.
>"THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOREVER!"
>You are Sunburst, and you are smug
>You knew this would happen, but nopony would listen!
>Stupid princess Celestia, sending you to this backwater rather than listening
>Just because you were wrong about the fire ants... And the griffon assassination plot... And the fluoridated water...
>And maybe breaking into the throne room and tackling a guard...
>Well, who's a paranoid schizophrenia now?
>Speaking of guards, your personal bodyguard/fascist pig, Shining Armor, is looking rather frazzled
>"Okay, you were right for once, what do we do now?"
>Now?
"Now?"
>"Yes! What do we do to save Princess Celestia and banish Nightmare Moon?"
>Okay, stay calm
>What did Conspiracy Weekly say?
>The stars will set her free...
>Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters...
>NWO cryptofascists in flying black chariots...
>Wait, no, that was a different article
"We should go through the Everfree! We have to find the old castle!"
>And hopefully escape while his back his turned
>This is exactly what you built your bunker for, and you'll be damned if you don't get any use out of itdon't hold your breath for a huge green, this is just a little goof
>>27698543
Its gay you retard
>>27698784
>With five sets of eyes on you, you doubt even an invisibility spell will help you escape
>No doubt a bunch of sleeper agents for princess Celestia
>Better make sure you don't slip up and reveal anything classified
>Couldn't they have at least chosen better covers?
>Cheese Sandwich, the traveling party maker/annoying piece of shit
>Zephyr Breeze, the lazy autist in charge of decorations
>Shining Armor, Princess Celestia's personal guard dog
>Big Macintosh, farmer, possible homosexual not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that
>Soarin, the only Wonderbolt that Nightmare Moon didn't zap to kingdom come
>You're all together now
>And you're probably going to die together
>You are Shining Armor
>And you love Sunburst (no homo) but sweet Celestia does he get on your nerves sometimes
"Look, Sunburst, you were right one time-"
>"Exactly!"
"-But there's no such thing as shapeshifting insects! He's probably just stressed about the wedding!"
>"Shining, I don't expect you to understand. Starlight Glimmer, she's like a sister to me-"
"Even though you haven't spoken in years."
>"-And I won't let her marry Prince Blueblood! This wedding can't go on!"
>And then Prince Blueblood transformed into a giant insect
>Celestia dammit
>>27698784
>>27698828
>>27698891
IT'S HAPPENING!
>You are Prince Sunburst, and this is getting annoying
>When you took the throne, you promised to expose the conspiracies threatening the citizens of Equestria
>You've spent the past week searching through the forbidden section of the Royal Library, and you can't find anything you're looking for!
>Where are the UFOs?
>The black magic?
>The humans?
>You're a prince now! You have wings! You should be able to access these files!
>It's as if these things are only delusions in the minds of insane ponies!
>Wait, of course!
>Princess Celestia knew you'd look here, so she had the files moved!
>You'll just have to keep looking somewhere else!
>Meanwhile, in Ponyville
>"Guys, have you seen Sunburst anywhere?"
>"Nope."
>"Nah."
>"Nuh-uh."
>"Well okay then."there are no alicorn sunburst pictures why
So this is what I was thinking:
>Sunburst - magic
>Shining Armor - Loyalty
>Cheese Sandwich - Laughter
>Zephyr Breeze - Generosity
>Big Mac - Honesty
>Soarin - Kindness
Prince Blueblood is the Prince of Love, while Princess Cadence is a royal bitch.
There are no bees in this version of Equestria.
>>27699040
>Prince Blueblood is the Prince of Love, while Princess Cadence is a royal bitch.
Why? This isn't necessary. Are there princes in charge of the Sun, Night, and Friendship, too?
>>27699519
I figure with Sunburst as the element of magic, Starlight Glimmer would be the one marrying royalty.
>>27699578
That's fair, but if this is an alternate universe, wouldn't it be better to just r63 some characters rather than hamfistedly altering their personalities?
>>27699650
I dunno if it's justified. We're already changing personalities to make asshats like Zephyr Breeze into Elements. But genderswapping is a whole other thing.
Of course, Starlight might just be a total dyke for that pink candy cunt.
>>27699671
Rainbow Dash was a bit of an asshat in S1. Asshat Element-bearers aren't unprecedented.
>>27699519
>>27699578
>>27699650
I'd rather events taking place in the same universe honestly.
>>27699650
Idk, a gender swap is different than a sex change.
Like, that Prince Bolero works as a sex change. But for a gender swap, the effeminate appearance would only be appropriate if Princess Cadence was a tom-boy. The opposite of a girly-boy is a Boyish-Girl. See?
>>27699817
agreed
>sent a tweet to big jim.
>he never responds since his twitter is flooded daily by autistic people.
