You can have:
1) one Ponka
2) or two Rarities
choose
>>27664764
One Ponka. She's my waifu after all.
>>27664764
One Ponka is the only correct answer
>>27664764
This is not even a challenge,
>>27664764
how many ponk's too many? one
Then again, two rarities can be quite a hassle
Two Rarities?
Who can handle them?
>>27664764
Who would genuinely want two of the exact same pony?
>>27664862
I would. Twice the funand pleasure
>>27664862
If my waifu was up for sale, I'd by three of her.
what's the exchange rate of rarity to fluttershy
>>27664879
this guy gets it
>I like Pinkie because she's autistic, JUST LIKE ME!
>>27664896
Why only three?
>>27664908
1 rarity = 1.5 fluttershys
>>27664764
Well, I'll take two pinkies and give them to anybody who happens to have a dash up for trade.
>>27664991
I don't have a dash but I have 3 fluttershys. The exchange rate is fair based on:
>>27664972
>>27664972
Didn't ya hear? They found a whole warehouse full of Fluttershys! They're worthless!
>>27664764
>Two of my waifu
How is this even a choice?
>>27664862
>>27664879
five times the pleasure
>you will never have an orgy with two Rarities, Sweetie Belle, and Spike
>>27664764
Gotta go with Rarity. 2 is better than 1. I can open up a fashion store and have them both take turns running it while I run them downwith my penis.
>>27664972
So what, 1 and a half Rarities for one Flutts, that doesn't seem right. What's the echange for half a Rarity?
>>27665021
And yet OP is just giving away Ponks and RAaara like they're going out of fashion. Something doesn't add up
>>27665017
I'll Trade ya one of your Flutts for one of my Rarara.
>>27665068
Half a rarara = 1 appuljack
What about twiggles?
1 twiggles = 2 rarara?
>>27665021
They can't be real
>possibility of a threesome with two Raritys
Gotta go with the 2 rarararas.
Lurkers please be quiet. /mlp/ is currently making the ground rules and rates of the pony exchange market.
>>27665104
No of course not. 1 twiggles = 1.75 dashies
>>27665150
But anon, 1.75 dashie is exactly 2 rarity
If we set the standard value as the "ponk"
Where Pinkie Pie = 1
Twiggles = 1,5 Ponk
Rarara = 0,5 Ponk (50 Cents of Ponk)
Flutters = 1,3 Ponk
Applejack = 1,1 Ponk
Dashie = 0,9 Ponk
I have 3 glimglam.
Anyone trade for a chickenpony + squeakybelle?
>>27665186
No, the exchange rate from rarara to dashie is 4 rarara = 1 dashie based on OP and >>27664991
>>27665205
I don't have marshmallow pone no. 2 but I have 2 chicken pone and 1 applebloom, will that suffice?
>>27665191
How in the tartarus did you come up with those numbers?
Twiggles = 1 Ponk (see >>27665104 for reference)
Fltts = 0.33 Ponk ( >>27664972 )
Aj = 0.25 Ponk ( >>27665088 )
Rarara = 0.5 Ponk ( >>27664764 )
Dashie = 0.5174 Ponk ( >>27665186 )
>>27665237
That's incorrect. You can piece together the exchange rates by looking thru the rest of the thread
Two rararas so one can suck my dick while the other one tongues my ass.
>>27665088
>1 ponks=4 AJ's
That's hilarious to think about but do I really need 4 apple ponies? Especially when I got get 2 of them and a Rararara or just one Applejack and a Banana Hush.
>>27665150
That's just silly, 1 twiggles has more worth then a dashie.
>>27665191
Is this based off TLW(Total Life Worth)? Because it seems really off.
>>27665246
I give 1 glimglam for the 2 chicken pone. Squeakybelle prices are high. About 2.5 glimglam each.
>>27665266
>Is this based off TLW(Total Life Worth)?
it was intended for this
>>27665266
>Is this based off TLW(Total Life Worth)? Because it seems really off
It is.
The exchange rate for a twiggles is based on her being a princess, so she has more trade value
>>27665021
don't try to break their bubble, flutterfags are master of delusion, they'll twist and turn everything you say in their favor.
>>27665277
Ok then, would you trade the other 2 glimglams for 3.25 ponkas? The exchange rate for glim-ponk is 1 glimglam = 1.75 ponkas, so ull b making a profit on 0.25 ponkas
>>27665255
>Dashie = 0.28 Ponk
FTFY
>>27665266
I think its based on
Homogeneously Accessible Ratio Management Of Natural Yawds
or HARMONY for short
>>27665266
The reason why appulpone is worth so little is because of her gigantic family and her lack of ability to fly or use magic
>>27665316
sounds good.
>>27665320
1.75 dashie = 2 rarara
1 ponk = 2 rarara
1.75 dashie = 1 ponk
1 dashie = 1/1.75 ponk = 0,5714285714285714 ponk
you were wrong
1 Appul = 1 Rara = 1 Twalot = 1 Ponk = 1 Flutters = 1 DashBUT.
I like orange more,
I have a sunbutt, a moonbutt, and lovebutt. What can for them?
And before you ask, I'm keeping my flurry.
>>27664764
Can one of the Rarities be Pinkie PRETENDING to be Rarity?
>>27665381
Flurry is worth 0.005 appulpone anyway so it would be pointless trading.
You would be able to get, in terms of twiggles, 4.5 for lovebutt, 10 for moonbutt, and 8.5 for sunbutt
>>27665356
You are implying the first statement >>27665186 was correct, it wasn't.
>>27665384
But thats counterfeiting and its illegal anon
>>27665439
its only illegal if they catch you
>>27665427
I'm glad someone picked up on it. Here is the actual exchange rate:>>27665150
>>27665104
>>27665329
>>27664764
But Anon, if you have two Rarities, then she wouldn't be such aRarityanymore.
>>27665491
>>27665491
/mlp/ based crypto currency when?
>>27665506
i keked
What's the Rarity to RD exchange rate?
>>27665528
determine it from >>27665475
Welcome to /mlp/ newfags. Here we discuss the exchange rates and values of fictional cartoon candy-coloured ponies.
>>27665491
>when the thread cant get any better
the new currency of mlp
>>27664972
I have several questions.
>>27665510
mulpcoin?
>>27665575
shoot
>>27665491
>>27664764
Are there other options? Like, a half of Fluttershy? I don't want no whiny bitches ruining my house.
>>27665282
>>27665287
Well I don't know what economics class you took but these numbers are way off.
>>27665329
The Harmony system is a little old for this age but if I remember correctly.
1 Ponks=2 Rarara
1 Rarara=2 Apuls
2 Dashie=3 Apuls
1 Banana Hush=2 Dashies
1 Twiggles=7 Dashies
>>27665491
This post is worth 6 of my keks.
Let's use "Derps" for the "cent" coins.
>>27665491
How much can you give me with 3 Raras?
>>27665601
It appears that according to this thread, you could take the two rarities and trade them for 3 Fluttershies
>>27665625
You have one counterfeit Rarara.
>>27665625
Those are Rararas and not Rara.
This is a Rara.
>>27665624
but noone wants 0.01 ponk coins they are worthless
i suggest that a derp should be 0.1 ponks
>>27665702
I meant it as a name for the "cent" coins.
Like
1 Derp
10 Derps
25 Derps and so on
>>27664764
I'd rather be alone.
>>27665028
idem
>>27665255
Invest in Applejacks. The price is sure to go up soon.
>>27664962
>oh i must pick rarity cause people told me to
>>27664962
>i like rarity because she almost takes as many cocks up her ass as I do!
>>27665771
hey get in the line, I attacked him first.
>>27664764
kill yourself
>>27665790
Geez, okay. I'm sorry.
>>27665794
no :^)
>>27665614
Ok, I think I'm starting to get a grip on what the current exchange rate of Ponks to Rararas (or Rarities, to the lay-man)
As OP stated in the, well, original post, 2 Rarities=1 Pinkie
It sort of just divulged from there, different theories coming and going, the /mlp/ stock market went up and down, exchange rates changed (there was also the outlier of one "Winterchan" equalling 200 ponks) and so did prices, currencies, items for trade, etc.
My question is, what/who should I invest my ponks in?
>>27665895
post proof that you have any ponks first
ponks are the highest value of all the ponies
noone has any ponks
>>27665935
Alright, alright. Just give me a minute.totally not keking it up right now shhh
>>27665935
Here's some of my ponks for proof I'm a serious investor
Aslo what is the exchange rate from ponks to keks?
>>27665895
Well that depends if you want to play safe or go high risk high reward. The mane 6 have gone up and down but they've all steadily gone up in value as time has gone on so if you want to play safe hold onto your ponks. If you want to try to play the market and live dangeriously, spend your ponks on the newest episodes one shot pony. You can get a huge return in investment if the episode goes well and you sell all your flavor of the month waifus for high profits but you risk all your ponks going up in thin air if the episode flops.
If I were you, and assuming everyone has taken thier eye off herI'd invest in Starlight before she saves the mane 6 in the season finale
>>27664764
Two Ponka's pleas
>>27666110
Post the rest of it, anon.
>>27666110
That'll be one Twiggles and 13 and a-half derps, anon.
>>27666171
I'm sorry I meant 12 and a-half derps.
>>27666032
>serious investor
Knowing some investors here and being well aware of their modus operandi, I wouldn't doubt that for a second.
>>27665491
I got a purple smart, a fluttershy, and 2 applejacks how much will that translate to?
Def two rarities. Fav pony anyway, two makes it a better deal. Besides, less singing.
>>27666110
>>27666236
see>>27665614
for the current exchange rate.
>>27664764
Two rara
>>27666256
Ah yes the beginning.
>>27664764
I'll take two RARARAs, and keep the first RARARA for personal use.
The second will be exchanged for two Apuls, which I'll put in my Ponk Investment Fund.
>>27666258
>>27666287
You're a smart cookie aren't you.
this thread is something
>>27666258
>purple smart
= 7 dashies
2 dashies = 3 apuls 7 dashies = 9.5 apuls
2 apuls = 1 rarara 9.5 apuls = roughly 4.75 rarara
2 rarara = 1 ponk 4.75 rarara = 2.3 something ponk
>fluttershy
= 2 dashies
2 dashies = 3 apuls
2 apuls = 1 rarara 3 apuls = 1.5 rarara
2 rarara = 1 ponk 1.5 rarara = 0.75 ponks
>2 applejacks
= 1 rarara
2 rarara = 1 ponk
1 rarara = 0.5 ponks
I now have roughly 3.55 ponksand I always thought math would be useless in the real world
How many Ponks is one Apple Fritter worth?
>Twilight is worth the most
GET OUTTA HERE TWIFAGSOf course she is! Twiggy is best.
>>27666481
she's a background pony mentioned once so probably somewhere in the 0.01 to 0.1 reigion
>>27666565
But she's fucking cute. Surely she is worth at least 0.5 ponks and a few dozen derps.
>>27665614
>1 Ponks=2 Rarara
>1 Rarara=2 Apuls
>2 Dashie=3 Apuls
>1 Banana Hush=2 Dashies
>1 Twiggles=7 Dashies
Assuming we take those numbers as gospel, the lowest whole number ratio we can make for equating all the ponies without rounding is:
8T = 21P = 28F = 42R = 56D = 84A
Those should give you all the ratios for converting in one step. For example two Twilight times (84/8) is 21 Applejacks.
>>27666570
0.5 ponks?!?!? thats a rarara
>>27666600
Well... 0.3 then?
>>27666570
There's no way she's worth an entire Rarara.
You're trying to create a Fritter-bubble, aren't you?
>>27666608
still waaay to much
shes not even an unicorn or a pegasi
>>27666611
No, of course not. Only people who accidentally bought 200 Fritters while drunk would do that.
Which I certainly didn't do.
so whats a glimglam worth?
we know that a glimglam is 2 scoots
>>27666594
>8T = 21P = 28F = 42R = 56D = 84A
= 210 derps. Don't forget out cent coin.
>>27665637
So I'm guessing:
1 Rara = 2/3 Rarara
Or:
6 Rara = 4 Rarara
>>27666623
All CMC are exactly half the value of their corresponding mane six pone.
>>27666636
There's no way one GlimGlam is worth an entire SpeedCunt.
I know this, because GlimGlam is worthabsolutely nothingbecause she is ashit-tier horseandnot worth investing in.
>>27666656
>not investing in new and popular pones
It's like you don't want to get rich
>>27666656
This anon speaks the truth. A GlimGlam is not worth two scoots.
>>27664764
Ponka is the correct choice.
>>27666636
>>27666624
Added to >>27666594.
8 Twi = 21 Ponk = 28 Flutt = 42 Rarara = 56 Dashie = 84 Appul = 84 Sweetie = 112 Scoot = 164 Bloom = 2100 Derps
GlimGlam is not added because her value is still under contention.
ITT /mlp/ creates the board's official currency where a Ponk is 1 and a Derp is 0.01
see >>27665614
and >>27666594
for further detailing
>>27666700
i would say that a starlight is worth less than a spike
and spike is worth significantly less than a derp so starlight's price is negligible
and are only used for calculations where high precisions are neccesary
say 1 derp = 10000 sl
>>27666700
are we talking about the old or the new glimglam?
new glimglam is introduced to fight against inflation
1 new glimglam = 100 old glimglam
>>27666766
>>27666779
Alright.
8 Twi = 21 Ponk = 28 Flutt = 42 Rarara = 56 Dashie = 84 Appul = 84 Sweetie = 112 Scoot = 164 Bloom = 2100 Derps = 21,000 new GlimGlam = 2,100,000 old GlimGlam
we have to assign prices to the other 3 alicorns aswell
>>27664764
best thread since rainbomination.
10/10
>>27666873
1 Celly = 4 Lunas
1 Luna = 4 Caddies
1 Caddy = 4 Twilights
>>27666892
nah thats just wrong
also you forgot the heart
>>27666892
i would say that 7 sunbutt = 6 lulu
7 caddy = 5 sunbutt
8 twiggles = 6 sunbutt
1 faggotheart = 3 rarara
>>27666892
Look at this guy, trying to inflate the Alicorn prices. You're not fooling anyone.
what would a discord be valued at
or a tirek
or a scorpan
or the smooze
>>27666932
those cannot be valued, there are only one of each in a museum
>>27666932
Discord = 2 Celly or 1 Celly + 1 lulu
2 Tirek = 1 Discord
2 Scorpan = 1 Tirek
1 Smooze = 0.75 Discord
>>27666953
so does the mona lisa
>>27665746
>angelic rarara: Heroes never die
>demon rarara: for a price
>>27664764
>Rarity + Sweetie Belle = epic marshmelodrama.
>Sweetie Belle = 0.5 Rarities.
If just 1.5 Rarities causes that much marshmelodrama, you don't want to know what you'd have to deal with given a full 2.
>>27667007
>>27666430
Anon go back to math class. 1 purple smart=1.85 ponks or 185 derps. 1 Flutts=0.75 ponks or 75 derps. and 2 Apuls=0.50 ponks or 50 derps. All together is 310 derps. My formula is basic fucking math anon.
>>27666594
>>27666700
>>27666817
I appluad your mathematician skills anon.
We still need to come up with the value of relatives of the mane six to answer questions like this>>27666481
As well set up the official background pony values and the one shots the other princesses and the villains.
>ITS /mlp/ creates it's own currency
is this going to be a PTS video
>>27667199
No, fuck off.
>>27665637
I never noticed before how Pinkie is the only one in the foggy background who clearly enjoys the show
>>27667224
Fuck, you're right. I never noticed her too.
>>27667076
Ah shit I forgot to carry 2.5 derps on twiggles(187.5). It's actually 312.5, my bad.
hey guys I found a easy way to double all your ponies
>>27667397
>counterfeiting ponks
you fool, you're just gonna devalue them
>>27664862
Twilight and Twilight at Twilights castle please.
>>27667397
Do you want to crash the poneconomy?
>>27665506
You win this round Carlos
>>27669973
we have to keep alive this valuable information
>>27664879
>Twice the fun and pleasure
I only have one dick
>>27670855
>I only have one dick
pleb
>>27670864
How many dicks can I get for 2 dashie?
Idea!
For background ponies/one shots
Start at 1 ponk for oneshots. Then take away one AJ worth (25 derps) for every episode they appear in. Once they go over 3 episodes, take away one derp.
(x) pony was seen in 5 episodes 100 derps minus (25) minus (25) minus (25) minus 2 derps=23 derps
This doesn't take in account family members of the mane six such as the pie sisters, parents, cousins or surprise siblings.
>>27666873
As for the other princesses worth I'd say:
Luna is worth 5 Rarara (2.5 ponks)
Celestia is worth 3 Fluttershy (2.25 ponks)
Cadence is worth 5 Dashie (1.875 ponks)
McFlurry is worth a ponk and a dash (1.375 ponks)
Twiggles is still worth 7 Dashie (2.625 ponks)(These pony prices are not concrete and may fluctuate from episode to episode
>>27670981
>value more the less the appear.
So what about Lyra? She is one hell of high valuable pone, and she is a BG pone who appears often.
>>27671104
Yeagh scrap that idea. I'm trying to think of a system that rewards one shots(ponies like Coco and Fancypants) but slowly increases the value of backgrond ponies(no speaking role).
>>27670981
Your princess values have been added, and the numbers brought into alignment so everything remains a whole number.
960 Twi = 1008 Luna = 1120 Celestia = 1344 Cadence = 2520 Ponk = 3360 Flutt = 3465 Flurry = 5040 Rarara = 6720 Dashie = 10,080 Appul = 10,080 Sweetie = 13,440 Scoot = 19,680 Bloom = 252,000 Derps = 2,520,000 pre-reform GlimGlam = 252,000,000 reformed GlimGlam
That unusual value for McFlurry really drove all the numbers up to get them back to integers.
>>27671550
Would you rather have Mcflurry be 1 ponk and an AJ?
>>27671681
Nah. The numbers are what the numbers are. Don't change them just to make it simpler. Wouldn't want to get in trouble with whoever runs the Equestrian Pony Exchange for gaming the numbers.
>>27671550
>pre-reform/reformed GlimGlam
i think you mixed up those two
>>27671728
I did. Nice catch.
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