The closest thing to your right arm (non-furniture) is a gift for your favorite pone. Will he/she like it?
(A small combat ax for Lyra, kinda cruel because she has no hands.)
A canvas drawstring baggie full of electronic chargers for Tree Hugger
3 Winchester 20 gauge skeet shells for Luna. She might be very confused.
>>27660862
Soldering iron?
I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.
and I guess it wants third-degree burns
>>27660862
A mouse.
It's in my right hand, you twit
>>27660862
a toilet for applejack
>>27660862
i have a classical guitar, for derpy.
a neat gift, but it isn't that thought out.
maybe she'd get me to play her guitar?fillies like the guitar.
>>27660908
Does that count as furniture?
Same as last time this thread came around, my computer tower for Luna, she's gonna love it!
>A Bluetooth speaker for Lyra
I don't think she'll know how to use it or what it even is in the first place
>>27660888
Gotta love them trips
>>27660862
>stack of CDs
Well I'm sure they'll find something they like.
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>a mouse for Twiggles
Uh
A pair of Bluetooth headphones for Celestia.
Well, why not?
a bottle of antibiotics for pinkie pie
>>27660862
Yeah, I've got one wall for "rainbow dash"?
>thunk
>>27661054
makes me curious to see what she would use them for.
(besides the obvious of listening to things.)
>toilet paper for applejack
>>27661066
lol
>>27661068
Where exactly would your mind be going?
>>27661089
>
I don't know...
That is kinda why I was asking.
>>27661099
>Gives one to luna
>>27660862
An Xbox One controller for Fluttershy. I think she'd give it to Twi to tear apart and look at.
>>27660927
Yes. Yes it does.
>>27661141
REDO FOR HIM THEN!
i guess...
A camera. Doesn't even have any film in it so no practical use aside from being a doorstop.
>>27660862
>A leather belt for Glimmer
It's synthetic-I-I swear...
Glass of chocolate milk.
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A stick of deodorant.
>>27660862
A bottle of sriracha sauce.
I have no fucking idea.
>(A small combat ax for Lyra, kinda cruel because she has no hands.)
She could wield it with telekinesis more effectively than you could.
>>27660862
>Empty coffee mug for Applejack
...I hope she doesn't think that I want her to do my dishes...
>>27660862
Uh, my mouse?
Sweetie Belle gets my mostly finished glass of iced tea.
She would not like it.
Twilight gets a few drinks of my root beer. Not sure if she would like it but whatever
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A little Opinel No. 8 with Lyra engraved on it.
we good.
>>27660862
>A shitty stock mouse that came with my old Gateway computer tower for Luna
what the fug
Macs are often used in audio production and DJing.
I'm sure she'd love it.
>>27660862
A OnePlus Two smartphone to Lyra. She'd need fingers to operate it properly, so she'd probably like it, and just operate it with her nose. Yep. Maybe could use magic to operate it.
My tablet. Flam would love this. He could either sell it or run his business online!
So...I'm giving my cat...to Princess Luna?
Um...hmmm.
>>27660862
My phone for twilight
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A special gold sepcial edition Daring Do figure.
RD would love it.
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an acoustic gutair for coloratura
literally could'nt have lucked out better
luckily i wasnt sitting at my desk or it would've been a sugar star fleshlight, only possibly reason any woman would want that is to use as an unorthadoxed dildo
I give this mug to Celestia.
I mean, it's a nice mug, I guess.
>>27660862
A Garmin Forerunner 920XT for Rainbow Dash.
She definitely likes it. With it she can measure her speed and stuff. It's blue so it also matches with the color of her skin.
An old cellphone for Applejack
>>27660862
Apparently I'm giving a 9V battery to Luna. She mut be very confused...
m-my PC?
>>27663573
>Forerunner
>>27660862
Custom LEGO Toyota 2000GT for Moondancer...
Fuck, I really am an autistic manchild.
>>27663750
OH fuck! I mixed up my left and right because I'm fucking retarded. I'm going to be giving a scale rated up to four hundred pounds to Luna. Oh shit...
>>27662201
Update: Sweetie Belle now gets my mostly finished glass of apple juice.
She would also not like it.
>>27660862
A tree. Did I won?
If you say left arm I say another tree. If you say behind me I say grass. If you say front of me: grass.
Life is hard in a hammock bed.
>>27664348
that's deep
>>27660862
An empty bottle of vape juice for ponkers. 0/10 gift
>>27660862
ukelele to lyra i hope she can play it
this book
it's mediocre but i really liked it back in the days
>>27662858
Apparently we're destined to compete for the DJ's whims, anon.
I'm sitting next to an unopened Sony sound bar and woofer.She'd probably think it was tame in comparison to her bass cannon.
>>27660862
My cell phone. It's a pretty recent model and it's very new, I'm sure Rarara will like it.
>A history book
Maybe Dashie will like it, since she's an huge egghead
A bottle of Jack.
I think Luna is pleased.
>>27660862
Copies of John Keel's "Operation Trojan Horse" and "The Mothman Prophecies." I read weird shit, yo.
I'll throw in "Passage to Magonia" by Vallee so it's a threefer. Twilight's gonna shit.
a can of lemon scented furniture polish, well then, its not furniture.
>>27660908
Makes sense since your waifu is shit
A replica of Twilight's device (FG) for Sunset Shimmer. She's gonna be a bit peeved.
>>27660862
unused striptease mug for fluttershy....
Cake Batter ChapStick for Fluttershy.
...Well alright then.
Car keys for Flutterbutter.
Hope she likes 2008 Hyundai Elantras.
>>27660862
Literally a basement wall
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A six pack of beer for Celestia.
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A roll of toilet paper for Applejack. She'd probably be thankful I gave her something useful.
Um, my right hand is on my dick (as usual). I type on my phone with the left.
>>27663363
Then I advice giving it to your girlfriend so you can close your eyes and imagine pumping your waifu with cum
>>27660862
Closest thing to my right arm that's not furniture (if we count a gate and a playground) is a tree 75 feet away.
My Aussie for Fluttershy. She's going to love it but I'm not letting her keep my doggo...
