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>>27520712
Anonpone Archive:
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>Hmm
>Hoofball might be fun. You know how to swing a bat
>And feed and care for one too
>But then again, how often do you get to explore caves?
>Your inner bat beckons, and you must answer
“How about we go check out those caves?”
>”Sounds like a plan to me. They’re about a mile that way down the trail”
>”Forget the trail”
>”Pen, what are yo-“
>Gar’s sentence as cut as the griffon scoops him up, wings clawing against the sky
>Soon they disappear over the tree tops, Gar’s panicked neighs fading out
“Well then…”
>”I guess… we take Rocker along?”
>The unicorn peers at you two nervously, obviously not keen on the idea of flying
>But he nods, allowing you and Fruggy to pick him up
>Flying upwards you soon spot Pen lazily gliding through the sky, Gar in his claws
>Closing the distance he eventually hovers in place, pointing downwards before descending
>Following his cue, the three of you touch down in a small clearing, letting go of Rocker
>Creek idly flowing in the background, the grass crunches under your hooves as you approach Gar and Pen, the unicorn still catching his breath
“W-well, here we are!”
>The grass is replaced by some dirty looking rocks, a large cave entrance laying before you
>You estimate it’s about 15 feet high, and it goes back further than you can see from here
>”That’s the main entrance, I’ve explored around a bit in there. But then there’s this”
>He directs all of your attention to a much smaller opening, just barely big enough for Pen to squeeze through
>I haven’t been down there, but it might have something cool. Ast’s dad said that there’s crystals somewhere in the complex, but I haven’t seen any yet”
>Gar looks to you and Fruggy
>”Well, which entrance you guys want to explore? I figure you guys are the experts, being bats and all”
>>27642924
Gar, that's racist.
>>27642924
Crystals? Well then. Let's go crystal hunting. If you find any weird purple ones, it's mine.
>>27642924
main entrance should be good. We can go into the narrow hole another time.
>>27642995
This
“What’s your inner bat say Fruggy?”
>”Hmm, it says… either entrance will be good. How about yours”
“Uh, hang on. Lemme check”
>You close your eyes, concentrating
“It says to go the path more traveled”
>”Main entrance it is!”
>Your party trots into the large entrance, babbling on about how cool it’s gonna be
>Maybe you’ll find stashed away forgotten treasure? Or native Equestrian cave paintings!
>As you cautiously watch your steps heading in, the light levels rapidly begin to dim
>Soon, Rocker and Gar light up their horns Pen pulling out a lantern to lead the way
>Gar flags you all through another passage, finally cutting off sunlight from your eyes
>But no big deal. You’re a bat!
>The ground is a mixture of mud and rocks, each of your hoofsteps carefully planned
>Rounding another corner, an unmistakable noise hits your sensitive ears
>Keeing
>Your party looking up, the ceiling appears to be alive, gently swaying
>Hundreds of bats roost not 20 feet above you, gently grooming themselves and napping
>>27643514
Neat.
>>27643514
Neat. If there are that many bats, the ground is probably pretty soft right here, because of their poop.
Fun fact: Bat guano is worth approximately 400 dollars a ton, and is used in both fertilizers and gunpowder.
>>27643514
look at all of doggos cousins. Let's head deeper into the cave.
>>27643514
Now guys. Whatever you do... Don't bring out any fruits.>inb4 somone brings out the convenient mango and we get swarmed
>Neato
>It’s like you’re meeting Doggo’s extended family!
>But then again, hundreds of bats…
>You peer to the cave floor with a slightly disgusted look
>Best to stay up on the rocks along the walls for now
>”Hype, Fruggy, check it ou-“
>”We know guys. We know”
>”It’s all your little cousins!”
>”That’s racist, bat ponies and bats are separated through many generations of evolution”
>Taking one last look at the peaceful bats, you desire to move on
>Not that they aren’t cool, but you can see one any time you want back at home
>Or in a mirror
“You guys ready to head on?”
>”Yeah”
>”Sure, let’s get moving before they attack”
“Now Rocker, bats are very docile creatures. It would take a lot to set them of- GAR WAIT NO!”
>You reach out for the unicorn, but it’s too late
>He produces an apple from his bag, taking a bite
>The crunch of the apple echoes throughout the chamber
>The sound of a thousand shrill skrees follows
>In a flash the cavern is filled with swarming bats smacking into your party
>”AHH! They’ve got my apple!”
>”Just let it go Gar, it’s not worth it!”
>The unicorn is quickly buried under a pile of bats, the fuzz encompassing him
>>27644101
Moment of silence for our poor friend Gar, taken before his time.
>>27644101
attempt to command the bats to cease their swarming! Keke at them or something!
>>27644116
No! Kekekeing only drives them further into frenzy! Hundreds of bats, it'd be like starting a massive batout
>>27644129
oh. i thought the loudest keker would be seen as the leader or something. there's kind of nothing we can do otherwise.
>You step forward, eyes wide with horror as the bat pile slowly stops wriggling, Gar disappearing
>Despite the extreme urge, you hold back on kekekeing. It might cause the bats to recognize you as their leader
>Or it might trigger a full blown bat out
>And as much as you hate to say it, Gar isn’t worth risking that
>All of your friends watch in equal horror, Even Pen standing there with a shocked expression
>A small moment of silence is honored for your poor friend Gar
>Taken… too soon
>As the moments tick by, the pile of fuzz and wings begins to shudder once more
>A second later the masses of bats begin to fly away, the pile shrinking
>Soon the smothered body of your friend is left, totally drained apple core beside him
“Gar!”
>Scooping him up, you hold him in your arms
“He’s not breathing. He’s not breathing!”
>Oh god, this isn’t happening!
>Just as you begin to panic, the unicorn begins to cough, sitting up
>With another mighty cough, a small bat comes flying out of his mouth, Gar gasping for breath as it joins its brothers on the ceiling
>“Gar! You’re alive!”
>”I’m… I’m ok. I feel violated, but ok”
>>27644401
Think you can keep exploring the cave then?
>>27644401
Hug him tightly, crying into his fur.
"I thought we lost you!"
>>27644401
Gar, y-you were smothered all over the floor, right? Do you even know what was on the floor under the bats?
We shouldn't tell him that his coat is terribly stained and that he smells bad now. Just wait and see his reaction.
>>27644401
GAR YOUR FUR IS COVERED IN...I
G...good thing you're alive.
Kekeke
"I thought we lost you!"
>You go in to hug him tightly, consoling both him and you
>But then you remember something
“Gar, y-you were smothered all over the floor, right?”
>”What do you mean? All you watched me! Thanks for that by the way”
>Pen snickers, trying to stop for chuckling
“Gar, you fur is covered in… uh. G-good to see that you’re alive”
>You try to keep it in, but a small keke escapes your lips
>”Covered in what? What do you mean?”
“Do you even know what was on the floor under the bats?”
>”Rocks? One of them felt like it was jammed into my… oh dear”
>He sniffs his coat, muzzle reflexively scrunching
>”What’s wrong Gar?”
>”Rocker. Not another word”
>He stands up, disgusted look on his face
>”Well… I’m in a cave, these things are to be expected. You guys want to continue on? Because I’m cool either way”
>>27644726
Yeah, let's keep going
>>27644726
Yes, let's continue onward. Nothing left for us to do here.
>>27644726
yes let's go! I want to explore the entire thing if possible.
>>27644726
>”Rocks? One of them felt like it was jammed into my…
L...lewd
>>27644726
Gar took a reverse shit?
“I’d like to continue if you’re all up for it”
>Your friends all agree, looking rather eager to get out of the vat cavern
>As quietly as possible, you all trot away from the bats, pressing forward
>By this time, the passages are becoming much narrower, forcing your party to go through them single file
>If it continues, at this rate Pen might not be able to keeping going, unable to squeeze through the entrances that you ponies can
>But just as it seems like it might be time to head back, you turn the corner, finding a wall in your path
“Hey, I think this is the end”
>The small cavern allows all your friends to come inside, checking out the scene
>A few rocks here, stalagmites there
>Not really too much
“Well, I guess that’s all there is too it”
>”Hang on… check out this!”
>Rocker’s horn illuminates along the wall, revealing what you came for
>Sparkling crystals shimmer under the light in brilliant shades of reds, blues, and whites
>>27645149
This is our area of expertise. Start geeking out, Hype.
>>27645149
kee excitedly. make unfunny work anecdotes that only you find amusing.
Pausing. Also in the interest of time, I'm going to start posting a lot more throughout the day
>>27645217
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey.
Gar is kill
>You can’t control yourself as you kee excitedly, trotting to the wall
>The crystals sparkle back at you, welcoming your party’s attention
“Oh my, look at all these! I’m never seen them in nature before!”
>Gently leaning forward, your wings start to rustle in excitement, ear tufts standing tall
“They look so much more impressive when they’re not in a box at work”
>”So you see these at work?”
“Oh yes. All this is gypsum. Oh! And this patch is amethyst!”
>With the utmost caution, you snap off a piece
>”This looks like quartz to me. Oh I should have brought my hardness picks. You guys wouldn’t happen to have any, would you?”
>”Uh… I have a knife”
>”So what are we gonna do with these Hype? Are they worth anything?”
>>27648246
Well, gypsum isn't worth very much, but if this is your property, you could probably get a pretty penny if you sold the mineral rights to this cave. Especially if that amethyst has a really nice, deep color.
Mining usually is pretty difficult and expensive, so you'd probably lose money if you did it yourself, or make just a few bucks for a whole day of mining with just your own picks.
If it were me? I'd leave it, so you can come back and look at it whenever you want.
>>27648246
For a really nice amethyst, a jewelry store might get about 30 dollars a carat once it's cut and set in a ring. The raw gems, not much at all.
Quartz and Gypsum? Worth only a little.
Unfortunately, you're not standing in a gold mine. It sure is beautiful though.
>>27648376
Also, more fun facts: you could probably make more money per pound mining the bat poop in this cave than you would mining the minerals.
“Well, for a really nice amethyst, a jewelry store might get about 30 dollars a carat once it's cut and set in a ring. The raw gems, not much at all.
>”What about those?”
“Quartz and Gypsum? Worth only a little”
>”S-so I’m not rich?”
“Mining usually is pretty difficult and expensive, so you'd probably lose money if you did it yourself, or make just a few bucks for a whole day of mining with just your own picks”
>Gar looks a bit crest fallen
“If it were me? I'd leave it, so you can come back and look at it whenever you want”
>”Well… it is kinda pretty, isn’t it?”
“It sure is. I’m sure Ast would appreciate you taking her back here. She likes gems, right?”
>”Oh she loves them”
“Well here’s something to consider; you could probably make more money per pound mining the bat poop in this cave than you would mining the minerals”
>Gar looks to his coat
>”… I think I’ll pass”
>Pen turns back towards the exit, illuminating the way
>”Come on. This cave is boring”
>Rude
>Your party follows him anyway, squeezing though the tunnels
>Passing the bat cavern, you retrace your steps, nearing the entrance
>That’s when Fruggy perks up
>”You guys smell that?”
>”Smell what?”
>He lifts his snout upwards, sniffing
>“That! Can you see it Hype?”
>Focusing your vision you see something on the cave floor
>Looks like a… mango peel?
“Gar, did you bring a mango in here?”
>”No? I just had an apple”
>>27648506
So it's either bats eating your mangoes or our monster takes residence in this cave.
>>27648506
Fruggy with those shark senses.
>>27648506
Check the poop around the mango for prints, we'll get an idea on the size of the thief and/or if its a flyer or not.
“Gar, I think we may have found the culprit”
>”What do you mean?”
“It’s either bats eating your mangoes, or our monster takes residence in this cave”
>Your friends nervously look around, shinning their beams in the dark corners of the passage
>Walking over to the fallen fruit, you lean down, trying to get a feel for the situation
>The mango skin has been torn into roughly, unlike the precise nibbles of a fruit bat
>Checking the mud and guano around the crime scene, you pick up on what might be prints
>Unfortunately, it appears on your entry into the cave, your party stepped on them, making it hard to make out
>Although you can’t really identify what made it, the track is rather large. You’d estimate it’s owner as at least as big as a pony
>>27648760
Pen, you got that tranq gun?
>>27648760
Whatever it is, it's big. Like, pony big or bigger.
>>27648760Don't look behind you.
>>27648870
oh no you don't, not this time anon
>>27648885no u
>>27648870
Gar, look behind us.
>>27649000
>000
Yes. Let's let Gar go first.
>As you stand there, a chill runs down your spine, fur standing on end
>Feels almost like…
“Gar. Do me a favor and look behind me?”
>”Uh, there’s some rocks. Oh, and a spider”
>Odd. You were half expecting to be pounced upon
“Well, based on these tracks, it’s big. Like at least pony big”
>”So, I guess we know where it drags my precious mangoes every night”
“Pen, you still got that tranq gun?”
>”Yes. But wouldn’t it be smarter not to fight it on its home turf? I feel more confident with the original plan”
>”Yeah Hype, remember what happened when I tried to fight that stupid fish on it’s home turf?”
>>27650925
Well then, let's exit the cave.
“I guess let’s get out of here then”
>Your party wholeheartedly agrees, continuing down the passages
>It takes a bit of traveling, but the darkness begins to lift, daylight returning to your world
>Exiting the underground, you find yourselves back at the cave entrance
>You all take to the sky not long after, Pen holding the dirty Gar extra cautiously on the way to the cabin
>Touching down back near the pond, the high noon sun beats down upon everyone
>”Well, I think I’m going for a shower… and extended shower”
>The soiled unicorn scampers off inside, heading straight for the bathroom
>”I think I’m gonna grab a snack. Anyone else?”
>”A sandwich sounds good to me”
>Rocker and Fruggy head on inside as well, leaving you with Pen
>The towering griffon gives you a friendly, yet odd grin
“Wh-what is it?”
>”Nothing, I just want to know how my little buddy is doing. Do you still have the track suit I gave you?”
”Uh, it’s at home somewhere. I swear I would have brought it if I knew you were coming”
>”It is alright. Come, squat with me”
>The catbird adopts the stance of his people, weight leaning back on his paws
>You attempt to follow suit, but your squatting skills seems to have grown rusty, your form awkward
>”So, tell me about life at home. I see the witch has left you intact somehow”
>>27650925
Fuck your shit
We are doing this right now.
1v1me you mango killer.
>>27651329
Well, the two of us are thinking about getting married, since we have a foal on the way.
So I'd say it's going pretty well, we do love each other very much, we're living together with very few death-cheating incidents. So yeah, it's going well.
“Well actually, the two of us are thinking about getting married, since we have a foal on the way”
>”You impregnated her?”
“Well, I hope it’s mine”
>”And to think that I almost got you to shoot her”
“Yeah she’s… still a little touchy on that. But we do love each other very much, and we're living together with very few death-cheating incidents. So yeah, it’s all going well”
“Well, I am very proud of you”
“How’s your love life? Still with that one girl?”
>He scorches the back of his head, looking a bit apprehensive
>”Uh, me and Galley… we’re not doing the best right now”
“I’m sorry to hear that”
>”She claimed that I love alcohol more than her. It didn’t help that I opened up a bottle as she was lecturing me. By the way, want a drink?”
>He produces a vodka bottle seemingly out of nowhere
>>27651750
No thanks Pen, vodka's not really my thing.
>>27651750
Eh, you can have it. I met another griffon. He said a lampost is a good weapon of choice.
>>27651750
No, me and fruggy need our senses sharp for nighttime. Drinking might make us miss something.
>>27651750
Let Pen drink it.Having a drunk trigger happy gunman in the night is sure going to be fun!
>>27651980
I have a feeling every one of us is gonna get bagged and tagged except for the monster.
Especially Gar.
“No thanks Pen, vodka's not really my thing”
>”Are you sure? It’s freshly opened”
“No, me and Fruggy need our senses sharp for nighttime. Drinking might make us miss something”
>”Ah, you are right. Good thing I have my night vision goggles”
>He briefly pulls them out, the piece of junk sparking on a frayed wire
>With you abstaining, the griffon begins to down the bottle, stopping only to breathe
“So, I met another griffon the other night. He said a lampost is a good weapon of choice”
>”He is obviously a bird of highbrow taste. I actually have mine back in the cabin”
“What for? You always carry one?”
>”Well, I figure if I fire off about 50 darts, I’m bound to hit something. When the monster is tranquilized, I’ll be too plastered, so at that point I’ll pass you the post, and you bash its head in”
>>27652126
That's... A plan.
>>27652126
Or. ORRR. you could not drink and not have to rely on me to hit it and do it yourself. you don't need to drink right now pen.
>>27652126
I bet Pen is going to down a whole crate of beer before we could even react.
“That's... A plan”
>”Thanks, I thought of it myself”
>He takes another drink of his booze
“Or… you could not drink and not have to rely on me to hit it and do it yourself”
>”Not… drink?”
“Yeah, you know, like just not drink tonight”
>He gives you the most confused expression you’ve ever seen
“You don’t need to drink right now Pen”
>”But, I DO”
“Now Pen, you don’t have to do anything. especially drink that bottle”
>You slowly reach for it, snatching the bottle from his hooves
>He leans forward to take it back, but you gently place a hoof on his chest, causing him to freeze
>”But, if I am not drinking… then what will I do?”
>>27652474
Uh oh.... the last thing we need is a trigger happy gunman who's going through withdrawal. That could be just as bad as being drunk.
>>27652474
There are many things you can do, like prepare the ground with trip wires. Like strings tied to cans. trying to make yourself sleep so that your rested for later tonight. talking to me about what you want most in life.
>>27652474
Uh, how about you just drink in moderation?
“Uh, how about you just drink in moderation?”
>”You mean, like just one bottle an hour?”
“Well, I guess that counts. But there’s plenty of other fun activities you can do”
>”Such as?”
“Like prepare the ground with trip wires. Or, like strings tied to cans”
>”Those are some interesting suggestions… but I am tired from cave exploring”
“Then you could make yourself sleep so that your rested for later tonight”
>”Well, I am a little tired. But it is such a nice day out”
“Well you could always talk to me about what you want most in life”
>”What I want in life?”
“Yeah, like your dreams and aspirations”
>”Oh. Well, first I want to win the lottery. Then I want to get married and have 15 chicks. No more, no less”
>He places a talon on his chin, thinking
>”I want one last chance to tell my father it was just a prank. And also I would like to try pole dancing, but the non-gay kind. Oh, also sometimes I want to be the little girl”
>>27652987
Well, you have a lamppost.
You could try poledancing on that.
>>27652987
You want to be a little girl? That sounds uhh... a little creepy.
>>27652987
There are only two things on that list that can you can actually do. Maybe the third if raven has a spell or potion for it. (fourth to talk to his dad in a seance but hype shouldn't know about that.)
So what things have you tried to work out with Galley?
“You want to be a little girl? That sounds, uh... a little creepy”
>”No no. I want to be THE little girl”
“I… what? Nevermind. But anyway, there are only two things on that list that can you can actually do”
>”I’ll find a way”
“You have a lamppost. You could practice pole dancing on that”
>”It is much too small. But I will find something to make my dream reality”
“Well, going back to getting married, what things have you tried to work out with Galley?”
>”If you must know, I have agreed that I will no longer drink in bed. Or while driving. Or at church”
“That’s… good! I’m proud of you”
>”But it is still not enough. Ever since I moved in with her, it’s been ‘Pen, the trash needs to go out’. ‘Pen, I only want 14 chicks, not 15’. ‘Pen, my parents are here for dinner, quit playing with that ball of yarn’.”
“I see…”
>”She asks so much of me Hype. I did not know that relationships would be so much effort”
>>27653381
Well, relationships are a lot of work. It's kinda how it goes, unfortunately.
>>27653381
Well, do you love each other? because that's all that matters in a relationship.
>>27653381
she's kind of right, does it have to be 15? She's the one laying the eggs.
what things do you ask of her? Maybe you can say that she asks for a lot and that should show how much you care for her.
>>27653381
make pen watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfXWpYUJII
“Well, relationships are a lot of work. It's kinda how it goes, unfortunately”
>”I knew it was going to be hard, but not that hard!”
“She’s kinda right though. Does it have to be 15? She’s the one laying the eggs”
>”Heh, eggs. You are silly Hype”
“Oh, I just assumed, you know, being half bird and all”
>”The cat half is live birth. That bird half is done by egg”
“… I think you may have had too much to drink”
>”Never enough”
“Putting that aside, do you love each other? Because that's all that matters in a relationship”
>”Of course! She is the best girl I have ever met! But sometimes I just want to watch the curling on the TV and she wants me to do things. I didn’t illegally flee the Griffon Empire to be interrupted during curling!”
“This just sounds like a bit of miscommunication. What exactly do you ask of her?”
>”To give me 10 more minutes to take out the trash. Oh, or to bring me a drink”
“She does housework, right?”
>”Well of course, who else is going to mop the ceiling?”
>Guess that’s just not a pony thing
“Maybe you can say that she asks for a lot, and that should show how much you care for her”
>”I suppose… I do work hard for her”
“Well let her know that you do it all for her! Even if you don’t want to at times”
>”That is good idea Hype. I will have to drink on it”
>”Hey guys! Check it!”
>Both your heads spin around to find Gar galloping excitedly
>His coat is now unblemished, brilliant white basking in the sunlight
>”No more filth! One hundred percent clean as it should be”
>>27653775
I give it 5 minutes.
>>27653775
good for you gar. good for you. C'mere and let's help pen with his relationship and lowering his alcohol intake. drinking should be used for special occasions. not every occasion.
Pausing
>>27653827
Is it nice not having to write in meme russian speak anymore?
gar should probably build a fence around the mango garden
>>27654908
He'd accidentally fence himself out
beep
>Kekekek bats love mangoes xD
>Mangoes mangoes mangoes
>Shitload of autistic batmemes
This CYOA is pure autism. Why do batfags always have to shit up everything with their fanmade batcancer?
I hope you really enjoy having players who only praises your horrible crap because you put their batshit in it.
“Good for you Gar, good for you”
>”You are no longer dirty pony”
>”I sure as heck am not. What are you two up to?”
“Come here Gar, let's help pen with his relationship and lowering his alcohol intake”
>”Are those two connected in any way?”
>”Galley says I can’t drink as much as I want”
>”Well when do you drink?”
>”Always”
“See Pen? This is what I’m talking about. Drinking should be used for special occasions. Not every occasion”
>”But it’s so tempting”
“I know Pen. But you can’t let this control your life”
>You hold the confiscated bottle back up
>”Hey, I think I have a solution”
“Really? What is it Gar?”
>”This”
>The bottle is stripped from your hooves, Gar cocking his arm back
>”Before you can react it’s already been hurled into the pond, sinking like a rock
“Gar! What the heck did you do that for?”
>”What? I solved the problem”
>Pen lies on the ground, motionless
>You think he fainted
>”See? He’s not drinking”
>>27658121
he's not breathing.
>>27658121
Gar, cold turkey is never a good way to solve an addiction.
>>27658121
he was supposed to cut out a drinking time in the day and then after 5 he was supposed to cut out more until eventually he gave up completely.
>“I don’t think he’s breathing”
>Gar pokes him in the stomach, the griffon groaning
>”No wait, he is”
“Gar he wasn’t supposed to go cold turkey. That’s not good for addicts”
>”Yeah but see how effective it was! He’s an alcohol free bird!”
“He’s supposed to ween off of it, this isn’t good for him. Keep cutting down little by little until he gives it up completely”
>”Well I don’t see wh-“
>Gar is swiftly cut off, a pair of talons wrapped around his throat
>”Where is the booze?”
“T-the pond”
>”Tell me there is more in the cabin. Tell me!”
>Gar’s eye bug out a little, realizing his grave mistake
>>27658414
Gar, you must have at least brought some beer, right?
>>27658414
Pen no. It hasn't even been 5 minutes. Sure this was unexpected but I guess there's no better time to start then the present right? We're here for you. let's just see how long you can go without one.
“Pen, take it easy!”
>”Ycпoкoйcя? Bы ycпoкoйтecь! Я нe тoт, ктo имeeт пpoблeмы!”
>”Gar please! You must have at least brought some beer, right?”
>He frantically nods, unable to speak
“See? We’ll set you up with a nice beer, an-“
>”Beer is river water! My bottle was premium alcohol!”
>The unicorn in his grip is like a ragdoll, going limp as he shakes him
“Pen no! It hasn’t even been five minutes”
>”It does not matter”
“Sure this was unexpected but I guess there's no better time to start then the present right?”
>He stops thrashing Gar, the unicorn’s hooves clawing at Pen’s talons helplessly
>”… I suppose so”
“Well, we're here for you. Let's just see how long you can go without one”
>”Without drink?”
“Yes. Let’s see how long you can go until you need a drink”
>He goes silent, eyes shifting between you and Gar
>Just as Gar appears to be turning blue, Pen shrugs, dropping him next to you
>The stallion wheezes, gasping for breath as his color returns to normal
>”Very well. I will take you on your offer”
>>27658867
Alright then. Good. So pen what were you doing before Gar called you out here in the forest? How did you get here? By flying? Chariot? Bus? Have you made any other pony friends?
“Great!”
>Gar mumbles something, but is still too busy hyperventilating to speak
>The griffon return to his squatting position, calming down from his post alcohol shock
“So Pen what were you doing before Gar called you out here in the forest?”
>”Uh, I was actually picking up groceries… I should probably call Galley later”
“O-oh. So you drove here?”
>”Yes. My chariot is in the woods”
“Why exactly is it there?”
>”It lessens to chance of carjacking”
“I… guess that makes sense”
>”Of course it does. My only concern is that raccoons will take it for a joy ride”
“They are pretty crafty”
>Gar finally gets back on his hooves, breathing normally
“So, you make any other pony friends since the last time we met?”
>”A couple at work. But one is half zebra, so I guess 1.5”
>The swinging door of the cabin creaks, Fruggy and Rocker exiting
“What’s up guys?”
>”Not much. Getting a little late in the afternoon, was seeing if you guys had any plans before we kick off this monster hunt tonight”
>>27659377
Getting Gar back home to Ast without Pen murdering him.
>>27659377
do we have any string, cans and bottles?
“Getting Gar back home to Ast without Pen murdering him”
>”What’d Gar do?”
>”The cyka threw premium alcohol in the pond!”
>”Gar, what were you thinking?”
>”It was Hype’s idea!... kind of”
“We tried to get Pen to stop drinking. That was Gar’s solution”
>”Gar, you should have known better man”
>His muzzle merely scrunches
“So, do we have any string, or wires, and bottles and cans?”
>”Oh yeah, we’ve got plenty of it. Hang on”
>Gar gallops off, looking eager to get away from the griffon
>A minute later he comes out with a bag, its contents clanking with every step
>Dropping it in the ground, it opens up, revealing various cans and bottles, plus a roll of wire
>>27659697
Pierce holes in the cans with our fangs.
>>27659697
ask for a screwdriver.
>Picking up a can, you examine it for a moment before planting your fangs right into it
>”Hype, what are you doing?”
“It’s ok, my fangs are evolutionarily adapted for this”
>Poking holes in the opposite side, you pick up the wire
“Got any screwdrivers?”
>”Yeah… you making an alarm system or something?”
“You got it”
>”Hang on, I’ll get that screwdriver”
>As Gar trots off, you rest of your friends gather around, working on their own cans
>By the time you guys got the cans installed around the mango field, the sun was already beginning to set
>Gar climbed up into the tree blind as the rest of you headed back to the cabin, determined to get some rest before this kicked off
>”Hype… Hype wake up”
>Your eyes groggily open, a beam of light hitting them
“H-huh? What is it”
>”It’s 1:30. Time for your shift”
>Fruggy hands a flashlight to you as you finally start to wake up
>”Just head on out to the tree stand. It’s been pretty quiet all night”
>>27660118
Alright, let's get watching. No one steals mangoes and gets away with it.
>>27660118
Get a gun and a snack. Maybe a bottle of water.
>Yawning, you roll on out of the bed, Fruggy happily jumping into his own
>Opening the fridge, you snatch an apple, plus a bottle of water before heading to the door
>Shoving those in your saddle bag, you grab the tranquilizer gun leaning on the wall, gently shutting the door behind you
>A quarter moon hangs in the sky, making for a very gloomy night
>Grass crunching under your hooves, the head on out, soon entering the forest
>The thin line of trees soon gives way to the field, tree stand sitting high above it
>Flapping upwards, you take a seat inside it, dropping your bags
>The crickets serenade in the night, their songs carrying over the air
>In the distance, an owl hoots
>And of course, the tiny screeches of bats can occasionally be heard
>Reclining back in the seat, you spot a small button hooked up inside the stand
>’Press in case of monster’
>Seems descriptive enough
>Gun in your lap, you wait, silently observing the area
>…
>The soft clanking of metal jerks you awake, eyes darting in confusion
>Oh man, did you fall asleep?
>You don’t even have time to ponder that as the telltale clink of the cans catches your attention
>They rustle once more, then go silent
>Scanning the field, you can’t pick up on much
>Even with your bat vision, the poor moonlight shrouds the crop in darkness
>But your swiveling ears pick up on the soft pitter patter of footsteps out in the shadows
>>27660384
is it close enough for our tranq gun to sure hit?
>>27660384
We have a flashlight, right? Use it. Keep hoof hovering over the button.
>>27660384
We should set up traps around every. Single. Corner.
>>27660513
little late for that anon
>>27660384
Check for any wind gusts. Keep hoof over button.
>Reaching over, you hover your hoof over the button, ready to press it at a moment’s notice
>Flicking on your flashlight, you shine it across the field, but the mango trees are too thick to see anything out more than a few rows
>Pausing once more, you perk an ear up, listening for any wind
>But no gusts come, and yet the rustling continues
>Unable to even spot the disturbance, you don’t even bother aiming your gun, but you’re not sure it you could hit whatever it is anyway, it’s out in the middle of the field
>Barely breathing, you hope to god that it’s just a local raccoon or opossum, moving about as they forage
>The footsteps cease, the night going silent once more
>Nervously peering this way and that, your flashlight beam reveals little
>A shrill screech pierces your ears, causing you to drop the light in the stand, hooves covering them
>Seconds later, one of the trees begins to shake, the distinct sound of mangoes hitting the ground
>>27660776
Hit the button. Guard the entrance to the cave so it can't escape back in. Don't shoot friendlies.
>>27660776
guess we can press that button now.
>>27660776
Vigorously slam the button over and over until it something happens.
>Your hoof slams down on the button
>Vigorously pressing it over and over, you wait for something to happen
>It lights up, but nothing else occurs
“Conductor we have a problem! Conductor we have a problem! Conductor we have a problem!”
>As your button pressing assault continues, you can hear whatever is in the field pigging out on the fruit, grunting
>Taking matters into your own hooves, you snatch the flashlight and gun, taking to the air as you soar over the trees
>Landing at the end of the field, you place yourself between the trail the leads to the cave, and the creature
>Eyes darting this way and that, your weapon shakes in your hooves, knees buckling
>You feel like you’re about to piss yourself
>”Hype”
“AH!”
>Talons quickly cover your mouth, cutting you off
>”Shhh… we’re here”
>Looking back, Gar, Fruggy, and Rocker are positioned behind Pen
“I-it’s in there! Eating the mangoes!”
>”The bastard… ok guys, we’re going to surround the field”
“S-surround it?”
>”Yes. On my signal, we’ll all head forward towards the center of the field, and corner whatever it is”
>Pen produces a flare gun before scampering off around to the other end of the field
>The rest of your friends follow suit, Gar pausing next to you
>”As soon as that flare pops, charge in there. This monstrosity ends now”
>He gallops off, no doubt to another side
>Trembling more than ever, you try to get a grip, waiting
>Whatever’s in there stills snacks upon the mangoes, obviously wither unaware, or unconcerned with your party’s presence
>A sharp snap grabs your attention, ball of light arcing into the air
>With a pop, it explodes into a brilliant illumination, lighting up the field
>>27661124
charge forward and keep those ears open.
>>27661124
Unleash our mighty ancestral tribal screech.
>As you watch the light, something begins to well up inside you
>Your wings spread, ear tufts perking up
>It is the inner bat
“KEKEKEKE!”
>Unleashing your mighty ancestral tribal screech, you go charging into the field, weaving between the trees
>Gun steady, you swivel it this way and that, searching for targets
>Rustling and the sound of hooves pounding can be heard from the other ends of the field, closing inwards
>Pushing a branch out of the way, you stop, stumbling upon half eaten fruits
>A blur rockets by, darting through the trees past you, squealing
>Leveling your rifle, you pull the trigger, a couple darts flying forward
>Unsure if you hit it, you sprint after it, giving chase
>That is until a dart zips by, sticking into the tree trunk next to you
“Hey! Watch it!”
>Fruggy stumbles into the clearing, sheepish grin on his muzzle
>”S-sorry Hype. I heard it running that way”
>The two of you jump as something barrels through, nearly unloading on it
>But a hyped up griffon greets you
>”I think I hit it!”
>”Yeah, I hit it too!”
>Rocker pushes through, ducking under s branch as he meets up with the growing huddle
“Which way did it go?”
>”That way!”
>Pen points off into the forest
>Exactly where the caves are
>”Come on, we’ve got to follow i-… where’s Gar?”
>A lethargic groan causes all your heads to turn
>A white unicorn stumbles into the clearing, hooves nearly tripping over themselves
>”What the heck guys…”
>Upon finishing his sentence, he flops onto the ground, tongue hanging out
>A small dart sticks out from his flank
>>27661478
Welp, he's out
We'll chalk it up to an unfortunate accident, he will be remembered and all that, but we gotta keep moving if we wanna catch it.
>>27661478
Just leave Gar here. With his body rolling all over the dirt with half eaten, rotten mangoes.
He may have to clean up again.
>>27661478
How much tranquilizer was in those? Too little tranq will just make him aggressive.
>>27661478
we're not really good shooters.
>>27661523
Also I forgot to mention that he'll be rolling around in ant piles too.
>>27661523
>>27661551
Stop bullying Gar! You're being a meanie.
>>27661584
Sorry anon, but this is reality. Now please let me continue doing my job. Kekekekekeke...
>>27661605
Fuck off Shade, stop haunting Gar.
>>27661614
I am his eternal torment. I always was, and always will be.
>>27661478
i'm still betting that every single one of us is going to have a dart in our flanks before Pen hits the monster
>“… Well, he’s out. An unfortunate accident, but unavoidable”
>You all continue to stare at him, body occasionally twitching as it lays upon a pile of half eaten mangoes
“Pen, how much tranquilizer was in those?”
>”Enough to put down a manticore”
>Well, guess Gar’s gonna have a good night’s sleep
>”He’ll be remembered. Now come on, we’ve got to hurry if we want to catch it!”
>You party begins to trot away, you yourself a little hesitant to leave Gar
>But they’re right. He’ll be fine here
>Galloping away, you fall into the end of the line, Pen leading the ground through the winding forest trail
>The tracks are faint, but follow able. And Pen quickly leads you along their path
>Eventually exiting into another clearing, you all unsurprisingly look up to find the cave before you, bats occasionally swooping in and out of the dark entrance
>Inside, you can hear the faint echoes of the beast, sounding a bit labored
>"So, uh... we drawing straws to see who goes first?"
>>27661745
Pen should take point.
He's the best shot, after all.
>>27661745
We all charge in at once.
I bet the creature made the same mistake we did. He brought mangoes with him into the cave.
“I think Pen should take point. He's the best shot, after all”
>”I am flattered Hype”
”No problem. Just… keep the gun pointed downrange”
>”Alright, so Pen goes first, then we all move in. Let’s do this thing”
>You all begin to form up behind Pen, heading into the cave
>Even the large griffon appears a bit nervous as you all cautiously make your way through the cavern, flashlights illuminating the walls
>The guttural grunts grow louder, the creature no doubt somewhere ahead
>But you can also detect the tiny screes of bats up ahead
>Reaching the entrance to another passage, you all stack up, the monster dead ahead
>”Alright, get in, and make every shot count. One… two… three!”
>Gun in hoof, you charge forward with your friends, ready to hose the entire cavern
>However, you all pause as bats flap around you
>A large boar stands in the cavern, standing over a chewed up mango, the little bats swooping down on the fruit before it drives them away
>A couple of darts stick out of its hide, the boar appearing to be a bit slow in its movements as it attempts to shoo away the marauding bats
>>27661977
I didn't know they got this big.
Pausing
Do boar organs have any magical purposes? I bet Raven would appreciate us taking some home.
>>27661977
Everyone! Empty your magazines!
Batful bump
>>27662540
bep
>>27661977
Light him up!
>>27662016
Probably not organs, but maybe their tusks can be used for alchemy. Don't ask why I think that. Alchemy is just weird like that.
boop
>This entire CYOA
Pure meme-filled autism about a fanmade race created by autists who wants to have special and edgy-looking OCs.
>>27665687
NO U
wew
“I-I didn't know they got this big”
>”On a diet rich in fruit they can”
>Pen takes another step forward, a twig breaking as he does
>The boar swings its head towards you with a deer in the head lights look
>”Everyone empty your magazines!”
>By the time you shoulder your gun several darts have already impacted into its hide
>Firing off a shot, you watch it stick into its leg
>But that’s the only one you manage to land
>Leaping out of the way, you barely get to the side in time as the wild animal barrels by, shrieking and kicking
>Darts flying through the air, you spin around, attempting to line up another shot
“OW!”
>Something pricked your behind
>Before you can turn to see what happened, your legs start to buckle, vision turning white
>Oh son of a…
>…
>A jolt causes you to become aware of your own existence
>An odd noise surrounds you, voices babbling
>Cracking open your eyes, you immediately squint again, daylight irritating them
>Rubbing them gently, you look around
>Gar drives the chariot down the road, Fruggy and Rocker yapping about something
>The chariot’s radio reads 9:02 AM
>>27667560
Did we get the boar?
>>27667560
Oh god this isn't good. This was totally not Raven approved.
>Groaning, you sit up a bit
“Guys… what happened?”
>”Pen shot you in the ass and you passed out”
“What?”
>”He says friendly fire is a bitch. Also sorry”
>Rubbing your eyes once more, you shake your head in disbelief
“Oh god… none of that was Raven approved”
>”Hey, it’s all good. She doesn’t have to know”
>Rolling your eyes, you settle back into the seat, your flank still a little sore
“So did we get the boar?”
>”Hell yeah we did. It’s right there”
>Turning, you find a severed boar’s head n the seat next to you
“AHHHHH! What the heck?! Why?!”
>”To mount over my mantel of course! Oh, Ast is gonna be so proud!”
“W-whys it face look so stupid?”
>”Pen hit it about 50 times with a lamp post”
>>27667790
Oh god. Raven is gonna kill us! Do you think I can just lie to her like this? She KNOWS when I'm lying or not. This is not good...
>>27667790
wheres the rest of the boar?
>>27667965
Pen's cookin' some bacon tonight, anon.
>You force yourself to look away, feeling a bit sick
“W-where’s the rest of the boar?”
>”Pen’s having some bacon tonight, Hype”
>You can only shake your head in concern
“Raven’s not going to be happy”
>”Why not? Just lie man”
>Fruggy turns around, ecstatic
>”Yeah! I told Floral I couldn’t meet her parents this weekend because my friend was having a wedding”
“Y-you lied to her?”
>”Lie to Floral? Heck no… I told my friend I couldn’t make his wedding because I had to meet Floral’s parents”
“I… what?”
>”It all worked out in the end”
“But guys, this is different!”
>”How so?”
“Raven is gonna kill me! Do you think I can just lie to her like this? She KNOWS when I'm lying or not”
>”Well… why even lie? Why would she be mad at you? You went out and helped a friend with a huge problem”
>>27668131
She told me not to get into any trouble and now she's going to see ive been shot.
>>27668131
Honestly, I don't see the problem either. Just cause we've been tranq'd doesn't mean we're incapacitated or even hurt.
>>27668131
That's the problem! If we tell the truth, she'll not kill only me, but you too. She won't take kindly to me getting hit by a potent sleep dart, or handling weapons, or killing things.
I mean, she was about to kill all of my work employees for forming a mob on me until I calmed her down.
>>27668131
so the job is done? when will we get payment?
“She told me not to get into any trouble and now she's going to see I’ve been shot”
>”Accidents happen”
“Look, she won't take kindly to me getting hit by a potent sleep dart, or handling weapons, or killing things”
>”Technically Pen killed it”
“It doesn’t matter. I promised her nothing dangerous. If O tell the truth, she'll not kill only me, but you too”
>”Oh come on, she can’t be THAT bad”
“She was about to kill all of my work employees for forming a mob on me until I calmed her down”
>”Look dude, you’ll be fine. Just, speak from the heart or something. Mares love that crap”
“When you’ve got a flaming witch on your doorstep, don’t say I didn’t warn you…”
>You look out the window, noticing for the first time that the chariot is on a highway
“So is the job done?”
>”Yup! We’ll be home in about an hour”
“So… when will I get payment”
>Gar pops open the glove compartment, tossing an envelope into your lap
>”Don’t open it until you get home”
>>27668369
Why can't I open it right now?
>>27668369
kee at the envelope.
>You hold it up, starring at the stark white paper
>Giving a small kee, your echolocation can’t determine what’s inside
“What can’t I open it now?”
>”Because I want it to be a surprise. And maybe you can calm Raven down with it”
>Fair enough. Anything that stops a Raven rampage is ok in your books
>Speeding down the highway, the chariot continues onwards
>Fields give way to suburbs. Suburbs give way to skyscrapers
>Before you know it, you’re back in Baltimare, Gar dropping off Rocker
>As he opens the door, Nightlight gives him a small kiss, shutting the door
>Next up is Fruggy
>For some reason he asked to be dropped off at Floral’s house
>Before he even gets the chance to knock on the door, it flings open, a hoof pulling him inside in a flash
>The door slams, neither pony to be seen
>Finally, the chariot comes to a stop outside your home, Gar putting it into park
>”Well, last stop”
“Thanks Gar”
>”No, thank you. You were a big help back there. Couldn’t ask for a better friend”
>>27668369
>"Better be a worthy amount"
Open it when they turn their back
>>27668813
Y...you too
>>27668813
Thanks and goodbye Gar.I'll be back for you soon.
>>27668813
Not really sure what I did, but it was fun. We should do weekends more often.
Have some sort of scheduled meetup now that we're all starting to drift our own ways.
“Y-you too”
>”Like I said, you really pulled through”
“Not really sure what I did, but it was fun. We should do weekends more often. Have some sort of scheduled meetup now that we're all starting to drift our own ways ”
>”Yeah certainly. I won’t leave without seeing my god buddies one last time”
“Well, I better go inside, see what Raven’s up to”
>”Go get her Hype!”
>He puts the car in drive, speeding off down the road once more
>Holding up the envelope as he drives off, you tell
“Better be a worthy amount!”
>Trotting up to the door, you unlock it, heading inside
>As soon as it’s locked and secured, you hold the envelope up to your face, fang used as a makeshift letter opener
>A small check falls out
>’Pay to the order of Hype’
>’For liberating my farm from the boar menace’
>’Amount: 3,000.00 bits’
>… Holy crap
>”And just where have you been?”
>Looking up, Raven stands in the living room doorway, tapping a hoof
>>27669155
Asts parents cottage out in the countryside, beautiful place. Maybe we could get married out there.
Pausing
>>27669155
Well. I went out to hunt a boar that was ravaging a plantation, which is now bacon. Got shot by a dart. Got injected with enough serum to put out a manticore. Passed out. And just woke up like 30 minutes ago.
.....But hey! 3000 bits? Eh? E-eh?
that ring just got a little easier to buy.
>>27669155
Missing you, dear.
>>27670547
but did we really?
>>27669155
$3,000.00 right of the BAT dollface
>>27669155
we were in a cave and saw some shiny rocks.
Bat
“Missing you, dear”
>Her eyes roll
>”I thought you promised to give me a call when you got there”
“It was a cabin, they didn’t have a phone. But Ast’s parents own a cottage on some beautiful land. Maybe we could get married there”
>”I told you, we’re having the ceremony at the art museum!”
>Her muzzle scrunches up a bit
“Is something the matter?”
>”Yeah! Doggo broke my good vase while you were away!”
“He what? What’d you do with him?”
>”I set him in time out so he could think about what he did!”
>You look upwards, spotting the bat
>He hangs upside down from the ceiling, snout facing the corner
“I’ll… have a talk with him later”
>”You can do that after you tell me what all you did out there. You stayed out of trouble, right?”
“Well…”
>”Well what?”
“Well, I went out to hunt a boar that was ravaging a plantation, which is now bacon. Got shot by a dart. Got injected with enough serum to put out a manticore. Passed out. And just woke up like 30 minutes ago”
>She stands there, confused
>”You… what?”
“Killed a boar and got shot with a tranq gun mostly”
>”I thought I said NO STUPIDITY!”
“Yeah, but-“
>”No buts! Gar is so dead when I get a hold of him!”
“Honey, it didn’t hurt that much, honest”
>”Don’t you interrupt me! Now go get me my broomstick!”
“But dear, we compensated me!”
>”Oh really now”
>You pull out the check, slyly holding it up
“Check it. $3,000.00 right of the BAT dollface”
>”Hype! If you call me that one mo-…. 3,000 bits?”
>Your head slowly nods
“Mhmm”
>”N-nuh uh. He gave YOU 3,000 bits?”
“It’s right there, black and white”
>She stares at the scrap of paper, eyes widening
“So, does this mean I-“
>Hooves wrap around you, crushing your diaphragm in a hug that would even rival Pen’s
>Unconsensual kisses begin to assault your face
>”EEEEEEE! I’m sorry I ever doubted you!”
>>27675048
endure the onslaught of love then tell her that she can rely on you.
>>27675048
Thanks dear..... just make sure the money isn't the only thing you're caring about.
>>27675048
Maybe you might should... thank Gar or something?
>You attempt to endure the onslaught of love, her lips smooching every inch of your face
>Geez, you haven’t gotten this much action since Gar and his friend set you up on your first datre
>Wonder whatever happened to that guy?
>After a while, she seems to get a grip, still beaming brightly even if her kisses have ceased
“Thanks dear, you can count on me... just make sure the money isn't the only thing you're caring about”
>”Oh trust me, it’s not”
>She starts to rub up closer on you, hoof slowly massaging you back
“U-uh, well… maybe you should thank Gar?”
>”Gar can wait… now tell me how to thank you~”
>>27675451
C-could you dress up as a mango for me? We can do some stuff...Y-you too
>>27675489
If she dresses up like a mango, Doggo will try to cuck us for sure.
>>27675451
how about we go into another room? start to kiss her.
>>27675503
We can just lure him into a closet or something with a mango or few.
>>27675451
Tell her we're hungry and suckle from her milk giving teats
>>27675552
Anon, the baby will need some too. Though we can suckle on something else...
>>27675567
The baby can share. Besides, it's not even out yet.
>You being to sweat, strange emotions taking hold
>You guys haven’t done anything since the 4th month of pregnancy
>It… just didn’t feel right knowing that your foal was in there
>”Come on Hypey, surely there’s SOMETHING I can do”
“I, well… c-could you dress up as a mango for me? We can do some stuff... Y-you too”
>She giggles, twirling her hair with a hoof
>”I’ll be getting ready in the bedroom. Make sure to put THAT”
>She points up to Doggo
>”Somewhere secure”
>She quickly scurries off, bedroom door slamming
>Reaching up, you gently grab Doggo, removing him from his roost
>He immediately begins to kick his legs, screeching
“There there Doggo, I just have to put you away for a little while”
>An annoyed kee is your response
“I know it isn’t fair. But you can thank me for getting you out of time out”
>Opening up the bathroom, you toss the bat inside, the little rascal perching up on the shower curtain
“Now you stay put, I’ll be back… and no eating the fruit shampoo!”
>Shutting the door, you excitedly hurry, pausing at your shut bedroom door
“Uh… Raven?”
>”Come on in Hype…”
>Slowly cracking open the door, you peek inside
>Your wife lays on the bed in a seductive manner, beckoning you with a hoof
>A custom mango costume adorns her body
>>27675934
Let ancient instincts take over.
Worship our mango goddess
>>27675934
Well, it's time to start eating at that juicy flesh..
>>27675934
>A custom mango costume adorns her body
Fuck this is so retarded. But what would this quest be without shit like this?
I intend to carry out the plan of deeply drinking from her engorged teats.
>>27675934
this is weird but apparently hypes fetish. start licking your tasty mango.
>>27675992
what's the matter anon, never role played as a fruit?
>>27676141
S...so juicy and fresh
>Oh god
>Your specific, tame by bat pony standards fetish
>Feeling an odd sensation overtaking you, the lights in the room begin to brighten oh so subtly
>Wings unfurling, you give off a screech as you hop on the bed with a single bound, straddling your fruit
>You can feel it coursing through you
>It is the curse of the inner bat
>Raven giggles as the bed bounces from your impact, your hooves going along her sides
>Slowly, she rolls onto her back, piercing emerald eyes gazing into yours
>”You like the mango costume?”
“Y-yeah?”
>Her hind legs slowly spread, revealing an unknown feature
>It’s a crotchless mango costume
>Her pert teats are slightly engorged, no doubt as an effect of the pregnancy
>Eyes trailing downwards, you catch sight of a glistening slit, puckered hole beneath it
>”Well go on, have some nectar~”
>>27676608
Take her up on her offer and have some of that sweet nectar.
>>27676608
Shove a mango up in there, then pull it out and take a bite. Rinse and repeat.
“H-hold still”
>”Anything you wan- AH!”
>You plunge a cold mango into her slit, your wife’s hooves convulsing
>”W-what are yo- oh! You doing?!”
>You don’t even respond as you retrieve the fruit, holding it up to the light
>A viscous liquid slowly dribbles down the skin, glistening in the beam of light
>Taking a bite, your taste buds are immediately assaulted with the mixed taste of fruit, and feminine nectar
>”Was… that really necessary?”
“Yes. Yes it was”
>Lowering yourself, you plant a small kiss on her belly, Raven recovering from her surprise to give a soft coo
>Working your way downwards, you plant a steady trail of kisses
>That is until you come upon you supple mounds
>Taking one of the hard nipples into your mouth, you begin to suckle, tongue working away
>Raven begins to twitch once more, half laughing, half gasping as you continue
>Soon, a sweet, exotic flavor is your reward, a pleasant tasting stream flowing from her teats
>Suckling, the lap up the milk, making sure to give attention to both nipples
>After a couple minute, Raven wriggles underneath you
>”Slow down there stud… save some for the foal”
>>27676935
But you taste so good.
>>27676935
Let's move our mouth a little bit lower then.
“But you taste so good”
>”Yeah, well a foal’s gotta have milk. You can go buy your own at the store”
“Not this kind…”
>A bit displeased that your fountain has been cut off, you nonetheless search for more promising lands
>Such as slightly below it
>Moving your muzzle downwards, you come upon her marehood, taking in a quick sniff
>A spicy scent tingles your nostrils, your body feeling electrified
>As a warm breath washes over it, Raven shudders, muttering something that you don’t quite catch
>Extending your tongue, you draw it closer, until it makes contact
>Raven squeals in pleasure, nearly kicking you with a stray hoof
>Ignoring that, you give her another good lick, making her slit glisten even more
>It’s an odd taste, but it makes you feel warm inside, your crotch tingling
>Working your way around, you think Raven’s going to have a heart attack with the way she’s acting
>Her excited moans are only matched by her spasms, trying no doubt to control her rocking hips, and twitching hooves
>>27677216
stick your dick in her hype. don't know when another opportunity like this will show up again so make it count.
>>27677216
Remember, she cant get double pregnant.
>>27677216
Role reverse her and be the top. Stick it in and hold her, licking her horn if she tries to struggle. Tell her how she is your mare and yours alone, tell her how good she feels and tease her about how how good you're making her feel. Maybe nibble on her ears and nip at her neck, get a good grip on her with your hooves and wings and cum inside.
Pausing
>>27677387
Rolling
>>27677216
>Mutters something we don't catch
>Spicy scent
>Odd taste
Uhh..... g-guys... should we still stick it in her?
>>27677679
why not?
>>27677679
she's a witch anon
>>27678980
Plus Res is leaving for a month in like 48 hours, so I doubt we're about to get a new plot point.
>>27680580
I want to rub cum all over Raven's pregnant belly.
>In all the excitement, you failed to notice that Hype Jr. has made its way onto the scene
>Your dick twitches, rubbing up against the velvety fuzz of her belly
>Staring at her, you mentally shrug your shoulders
>Can’t get her double pregnant
>Guiding your cock to line up with her, it’s head rubs against her slit, eliciting another tiny gasp from Raven
>Biting her lip, her eyes lock with yours, head nodding
>Following primal bat instinct, you slowly ease it inwards, you wife’s body fidgeting
>With another small push you grunt, feeling it slide in
>Raven tries not to squeal for her part, just barely containing herself, but the twitching of her body tells you all that you need to know
>Hips rocking, you feel pressure beginning to build up, Raven’s muscle’s clasping around your length
>Panting, you hump even more furiously, determined to rid yourself of this built up pressure
>With a tingling feeling, you feel a burst of pleasure overcome you, ropes of white hot liquid mixing with Raven’s
>Her back arching, you attempt to keep her steady, but your thoughts are too clouded to do anything but thrust
>One last hump, and you collapse, Raven settling down into the bed with you
>It takes a minute, but you finally work the strength to pull out, vicious juices dripping down onto the bedsheet
>For a while, you two just lay there in eachother’s hooves, panting
>As time ticks on, Raven eventually wriggles out from under you, rolling onto her side as you’re embraced once more
>Ear tuft tickling, her muzzle leans up you, whispering
>”I love you dear… don't ever think otherwise”
>>27683332
I love you too. So, so much.
>>27683332
>One off
Well, should we start cleaning the bed? Or do you wanna lay here for a while.
>>27683332
better give a kiss and nuzzle.
“I love you too… So, so much”
>You nuzzle into her fur, yawning
>It’s still morning and you feel like you’re about to crash
>Guess that tranquilizer lingers on for a while
>Shifting your body a little, you feel it stick to the bedsheets
“Well, should we start cleaning the bed? Or do you wanna lay here for a while?”
>”We can just lay here… no sense in getting it, we can take a shower whenever”
>Not one to argue, you draw your hooves around her even tighter
>”You know, I’m sure your griffon buddy did most the work, but I’m glad you went on that trip”
“Well, I mean three thousands bits seems like a good deal for a couple days of work”
“Now that we can afford the ring, we’ll be able to pay for everything else in no time. Especially with my job”
“We’ll work it out in no time, promise”
>She contently sighs, slowly closing her eyes
>It’s 11:30 AM, and there she lays in your hooves, already snoozing
>Guess pregnant mares need their rest
>Slowly peeling yourself off the bed, you make your way out of the bedroom and towards the shower
>You still haven’t gotten cleaned up from over the weekend
>Opening the door you take a step inside, shutting it once more
>Doggo sits perched on the shower curtain rod, fruit scented bar of soap in his wings
>He looks like a deer in the headlights as you two lock eyes
>>27684449
Doggo.
Doggo, no.
Put that down, Doggo.
>>27684449
We need to get him a bird cage and then just set the perch a little higher.
>>27684449
Doggo, it may smell like fruit, but I promise it doesn't taste like it.
Trust me, I've tried.
“Doggo”
>The bat remains still, eyes unblinking
“Doggo, no. Put that down, Doggo”
>His eyes shift to the bar of soap, then quickly back to you
“I know what you’re thinking. It may smell like fruit, but I promise it doesn't taste like it”
>You take a slowly step forward
“Trust me, I've tried”
>As calmly as possible, you hold your hoof out smile on your muzzle
“Don’t do this…”
>His wings rustle ever so slightly, grip on the soap as firm as ever
“Please give me the bar Doggo”
>His gaze flicks back to the soap, bringing it closer to his mouth
“Please…”
>You can’t get off another plea as he defiantly shoves the bar into his mouth
>In a swift motion he spits it out, visibly gagging
>Using his wing tips, he furiously rubs his tone, trying to get rid of the taste
“I warned you Doggo. But you just could listen”
>He begins to screech in an annoyed manner, wings spreading as he takes to the air
>You watch as the bat does laps around the bathroom, sounding quite pissed as he kees
>>27684774
Whoa, stop keeing like that. Do you want a bar of soap in your mouth?
>>27684774
Turn on the sink. Hopefully he gets the hint and gets the soap out of his mouth/ takes a bath while we shower.
>>27684774
oh that's funny. dumb little bat. i suppose we just need a bowl of water for him to rinse his mouth? he might be dumb enough to swallow though.
>>27684774
Hey, you did this to yourself.
“Whoa, stop keeing like that! Do you want a bar of soap in your mouth?”
>He shoots you what you assume is the bat equivalent of a death stare before continuing his laps
“Hey, you brought this upon yourself”
>As your little bat continues going nuts, a brilliant idea pops into your head
>Reaching over you turn on the sink
>A dark blur launches into it, getting under the stream
>Doggo sits there with an open mouth, flushing out the bitter taste
“Now you be a good bat and take a bath while I get mine”
>Switching on the shower, you’re soon inside, pulling back the curtain as the warm water massages your coat
>Picking up the fallen bar of soap you take a moment to note the tiny teeth marks in it
>Oh Doggo. It’s ok if you aren’t the brightest, you’re still a family favorite
>Scrubbing extra good around your crotch, you ensure that all sticky residue had been handled
>Finishing up, you switch it off, pulling the curtain open
>Your bat gently floats on his back in the sink, the drain plugged
>Rolling your eyes, you switch off the faucet before it overflows
“Enjoy your pool”
>He kees once, paddling with his wings
>It’s kind of strange o watch, considering he’s almost the size of the sink
>”Hype!”
>Poking your head out as you dry off, Raven strolls down the hallway
“Yeah?”
>”Someone’s on the phone for you. Now watch out, I need a shower”
>Ushering you out of the room she swiftly closes the door
>Taking your towel with you, you idly dry yourself as you pick up the phone
“Hello?”
>”Mr. Hypostome, we’re just calling to inform you that the order you placed for the ring is ready”
"It's all done?"
>"Yep. Ring's ready to be picked up"
>>27685229
When would be the best time to pick it up?
>>27685229
do we know the address? I guess we just go there after we visit the bank and make a deposit/withdraw.
so how much will this cost?
>>27685229
We should get Raven to come with us. To both cash in the check and retrieve the ring just to be safe. That way if we mess anything up and end up losing one or both, the blame isn't 100% on us.
Pausing. We'll wrap up this quest tomorrow
>>27685310
she didn't know who was on the phone, so we could invite her along to lunch by the bank and then swing by an art gallery near the jeweller. we pop out, grab the ring and then propose to her properly at the gallery.
>>27685480
>wrap up
Done already?
That's a shame.
>>27685902
Yeah, he's leaving for a month like tomorrow.
>>27685963
What exactly's going on in the life of our good ol' QM?
>>27685985
Res is in the reserves, and he has to go to training.
Thankfully not a 3 month boot camp like Hero.
>>27685998
How is he going to explain his gayness to other soldiers
plus there would be the problem of the fluttershy tattoo on his ass
i'm betting on the baby being a girl
>>27686369
I bet Hype would spoil her.
sleep time bump
bep
BIG
BATTIE
“How much will I be owing you?”
>”4,400 bits”
>Ow. Well, the check combined with your savings will certaintly be enough at least
“When would be a good time to pick it up?”
>”Right now would be fine, but we’re open all day if you wanted it today”
“Well, I suppose I could get it today. I’d have to stop by the bank first”
>”We’ll be waiting for you. And I think you and your fiancé will be pleased with the results”
“Thank you, I’ll be in soon”
>The pony hangs up the phone, you doing the same
>Hm. How are you going to do this?
>Raven doesn’t seem to know that it was the jeweler. You might be able to bring her along, and then sneak off and grab it
>Then you could purpose to her today
>Pulling out the check, stick it into your bag
>Doggo flies into the room, perching up on the ceiling fan
“Looking good there, buddy”
>The now clean bat kees as he grooms himself
>”Going somewhere?”
>A wet maned Raven peeks around the corner, hint of fruit scented soap on herself
>>27690605
Want to come with us to the bank to help cash in the check? You know how clumsy I can get. We can eat along the way too.
“Want to come with me to the bank to help cash in the check? You know how clumsy I can get”
>”Oh, sure! Don’t worry Hype, you’ll be safe with me”
“I was thinking we might get something to eat, maybe walk around a little afterwards too”
>”Just give me a sec to dry off”
>She presumably trots back to the bathroom
>Looking up the jeweler address while she’s gone, you find that it’s only a couple blocks from the museum, and several restaurants are in the area
>Everything’s coming up Hype!
>”Ready to go?”
“Sure, just let me get my bags on”
>Saying goodbye to Doggo, the two of you depart
>Taking a short bus ride, you both get out trotting to the bank just a block away
>Raven seems to be in a really chipper mood. Probably the combo of getting mad amounts of cash, and getting laid
>Walking inside the neatly decorated building, Raven waits off to the side as you go up to the teller
>”Hey there Hype. What can I do for you today”
>You push the check forward, whispering
“I need this cashed. Plus 1,400 bits out of the savings account”
>”Got big plans, do we?”
“Let’s just say it’s a secret”
>The check is soon exchanged, the teller pulling out the desired money
>”There you are. 4,400 bits. And according you your account, you have 912.17 bits left”
“Appreciate it. Have a nice day!”
>Swiping a complimentary mint from the tray, you meet back up with Raven near the door
>”Take care of what you needed?”
>>27691001
Sure did.
I believe we should go to the jewelry store, then take her out to eat, then go to the art gallery.
>>27691022
This. But we have to distract her so she doesn't know we went there. We can tell her to go look at a clothes store while we say we're going to the large array of fruit stands.
“Sure did dear”
>”I still can’t believe Gar did that for us. I mean, it was just a pig”
“It was a pretty big pig Raven. And you know how serious Gar treats his fruits”
>”We still have to find a way to thank him. Why don’t we go to the store and pick out a present while we’re there?”
“That sounds like a great idea”
>”Come on, we can get him some scub!”
“Well, let’s check out the store down the road”
>”But it’s closer to Ponemart”
“Uh, well Gar might be working a shirt there. Wouldn’t want to surprise ruined, would you?”
>”I guess you’re right… plus I can check out the clothes”
>Agreeing, both of you trot the couple blocks down the road, coming up on the store
>Across the road on the corner, the jewelry store awaits, your order no doubt inside
>Heading in, Raven starts going down an aisle
“Hey, you go check out the clothes, I’ll be right there”
>”Where are you heading?”
“Well… the fruit stands are on the other end of the shop”
>Her eyes roll
>”Stallions…”
>Obviously buying your excuse, she soon disappears further back into the store
>Quickly making for the door your wings spread the moment you step outside, swooping across the street and down to the corner
>Landing in front of the jeweler, you gently push open the door
>Cases upon cases of gems and jewelry line the walls, each one of them sorted into sections
>Getting an eyeful on the way, you trot right up to the counter
>”Picking up an order sir?”
“Yes mam. Engagement ring, under the name Hypostome”
>The mare flips through a book, then nods her head
>Reaching under the desk with a key, she pulls out a small box
>”Hope you enjoy sir”
>Owning it up, a familiar violet gem sparkles back at you, cut into a beautiful hexagonal shape
>Set into gold just as you requested, it truly is a sight to behold. There’s no way Raven wont love it
>>27691294
now all that's left is to pay and then head to the art museum
