>In this thread we yell at Applejack
STOP PUTTING YOUR OPINION IN EVERYTHING, APPLEJACK. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING? YOU JUST WORK AT A FARM!
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>>27640084
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE
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WHY WHY YOU ARE SUCH A GORGEOUS PONY?!!!!
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WHEN WILL YOU BE OVER FOR TONIGHT SWEETHEART? HOW MANY TREES YOU GOT LEFT OUT THERE?!
HEY AJ!
YOU ARE LOOKING DAMN FINE TODAY!
JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT! HAVE A NICE DAY!
GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU ARE FREE LATER!
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SO...DO YOU WANT A COFFEE OR SOMETHING?
NEXT TIME YOU GO TO BUCK A TREE I'M GOING TO RUN AT YOU TO GRAB YOUR HIND LEGS AND FUCK YOU HARD!
>every day, Apple Orange gets up early to ply her trade, bucking apples till sunset
>and every day, that green motherfucker comes sprinting out of the bushes, screaming at the top of his lungs for around an hour at a time
>sometimes it's horrifying threats and insults
>sometimes it's a funny poem
>sometimes, he just hits on her from across the orchard
>she doesn't know how he manages to sprint across town and keep it up for an hour
>she doesn't know why he would do such a thing
>but most of all, she doesn't know why she has to take a quick "water break" in the barn whenever he leaves
>her name is Applejack
>and yelling is her fetish
>>27640084
Rarity please.
>>27640207
why is she such a silly pony?
>>27640084
>Ah don't know what ya'll are talkin' about. My opinion is just as valid as everypony else's!
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YOU'RE A BIG SILLY ORANGE DINGUS AND YOU SMELL LIKE A HORSE
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKABLE?
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WHAT THE FUCK APPLEJACK, WHY ARE YOU ORANGE
YOU'RE NOT APPLE COLOR
HOW DO YOU APPLE
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND BOOTS WITH THE PONE YOU NEED NOT DO THE THING YOU DO ALSO FUCK
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WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU GIVE A DECENT BLOW JOB?
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WHY ARE YOU SO USLESS AND WHY DO YOU SELL SO FEW TOYS AND HAVE SO FEW FANS?!
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DEAD LAST IN THE BEST PONY POLLS?!
WHY ARE YOU SO UTTERLY UNQUALIFIED TO BE AN ELEMENT OF HARMONY AND DEFEND EQUESTRIA?! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOAL IN LIFE, SHIT, MY DOG HAS MORE AMBITION THAN YOU.
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DO NOT BULLY APPLEHORSE, SHE IS A NICE HORSE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE FARM MUD PONY PLEB!?
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pls no bully
SWALLOW MY CUM OR I'LL SNAP APPLEBLOOM'S NECK
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CAN I BRUSH YOUR MANE?
I WANT TO BRUSH YOUR MANE!
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YOU STUPID TALKING HORSE YOU SHOULD BE TURNED INTO A HORSE MEAT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU GODDAMN- *cans.wav*
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STOP STEALING SCREENTIME AND HAVING ALL YOUR STORIES END WITH YOU BEING RIGHT ALL ALONG
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Just cause you hate her doesn't mean others don't
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/07/ted-cruz-has-a-favorite-my-little-pony-character/
