What did you do this time?
>>27635397
Girls, I'm trying to masturbate. A little privacy please..?
I was being myself.
>>27635397
I threw a rock at him!
>>27635420
Fluttershy doesn't seem to mind.
>>27635397
The fuck are you looking at me for?
Spike's the one you caught masturbating, I was just filming it.
>>27635433
>"Oh no, I didn't want you to stop"
>"I'll be here just in case you have any inconvenience"
>"...If you don't mind of course"
"Well look at who decided to come out of his cave and grace us with his presence!"
>>27635500
Y-you too, grandma.
>>27635397
Who cares?
I've become Rarity
This is the best day ever!
>>27635531
Man, that Hindu reincarnation shit can deal you a crappy hand.
>>27635397
Rarity and Pinkie come out of the closet.
>>27635397
Well it went something like this
>Pic Related
And then I sort of blacked out and then...
>>27635590
...I ended up waking up with these two. I don't know WHAT the hell happened but apparently I'm banned from the Canterlor Red Light District for life... I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW CANTERLOT HAD A REDLIGHT DISTRICT!
>>27635397
Bitch said she was 18.
>"B-but no one was supposed to know!"
>>27635547
>Being Rarity
>being a successful business owner, national hero with a great group of friends who truly love you despite all your eccetricities and have influence among the elite of society.
>bad.
>>27635397KidnappingRarity is practically my job, come on.
I love prompts/settings like the OP where Anon is just integrated into their group and they know all the bullshit he pulls and does.
>when they say Egyptians were white
>>27635397
I just came inside.
>>27635397
At least Fluttershy is smiling, i'm ok with this
>>27635397
"I'M JUST SAYING! YOU DON'T ALWAYS NEED A FRIENDSHIP BEAM TO DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS! SOMETIMES A HOT DICKING WILL DO JUST FINE!"
>>27635397
Just browsing through /MLP/. I found all your guys' nudes in a giant thread.
>Spike's eyes widened as he realized that he could know find Rarity's nudes, even though she is naked all the time.
>>27635420
Like that's going to stop me
>>27635397
>They caught you peeing in the hallway again, didn't they?
>>27635397
"...well excuse me, ladies! You work out your problems with friendship, I do it with my dick. Not to mention, my plan to fuck Queen Chrysalis for 4 days and night straight, till she becomes so addicted to my dong to give up any other will to invade, works hella better than your 'let's all hug her and tell her the past is past' "
>"Anon, you wanted to do the same with every single threat we met. Including Starlight"
"IT WOULD HAVE WORKED, IF YOU HAD LET ME TRY!"
"so is this orgy happening or what"
Any new business?
>>27635420
First thing that came to my mind.
>>27635397
Is this about the apple juice IEDs I left across ponyville? Humanism is a religion of peace you racists
>>27635397
See, what happened is they found your weird European porn stash. RD, Starlight and spike are giving you that look because they are unsurprised ever since last time. Twily and Applejack are giving you that look because they haven't even heard of that kind of porn and yet it still sounds despicable and Fluttershy is giving that look because secretly, it's her fetish.
>>27635420
Im just going to leave this here
