Give her your money!
Come on Nonny
It'll make you feel great
When her dream comes true, it'll ALL be partly thanks to you
So, give her your money
Give her your money, GIVE HER YOUR MONEY!
When you help others, you can't help helping yourself!
>>27630867
i have no mone
>>27630867
I CAN'T, I'M HOMELESS, I NEED IT!
I CAN'T, I'M HOMELESS, I NEED IT!
I CAN'T, I'M HOMELESS, I NEED IT!
...
ok here you go
>>27630867
i have no mone
>>27630867
"Twilight, i m not giving you any more than i already gave you"
>"For the last time. Give. ME. YOUR. MONEY."
>You could swear Twilight's eye twitched at that
"Twilight you ve been asking for my bits since i came to Ponyville, I m not giving you any today!"
>She just stands there looking at you eye to eye
>Not long ago she got herself on her back hooves, with her forelegs on your torso for balance so she could look at you at eye level
>No wonder trying to look more intimidating
>Still her smile was as cute as ever so you couldnt really take her seriously
>But then her horn started to glow
>Sparks of magic leaving it as well from the power of the spell
"W-what are you doing?"
>"Friends should help each other out Anon, last warning~"
>If anything her grin was the most scary thing here, sending warning signals all around
"Okay, okay, fine...just get off me so i can go get it"
>"Its great that we could come to an agreement mr human"
"Did you just call me mr human?"
>Her horn starts to glow again
"Alright i m off to get it already, gee"
>Then you proceeded to pack as much stuff as possible
>As well as your bits of course
>You re not sure if this is how horses ask for taxes or you re simply getting robbed everyday by the town princess
>So you jump through the back window and flee far away
>Its not long before your bag suddently feels lighter
>Actually you cant feel your bag at all
>Looking down only gives a confirmation that your bag isnt by your side anymore
>"Thank you, have a nice day"
>Looking back you see the lavander alicorn walk away while levitating your bag by her side
>>27631897
>You needed some time to think so you decided to go to the park
>If you went back home you surely would be moping around
>The thing is that besides being low in bits you barely have any clothes now
>Most were taken by Twilight in the bag with the bits
>Your odd jobs only get you so many bits
>And clothers are kind of a luxury here
>Maybe if you...
>"Hey Nonny"
>You look to your side to see Pinkie Pie, no wonder seeing your distress
>She s always by your side when you re down
>You open your mouth to greet her
>But before you can do that she gets on your face and cut you out
>"Give me money~"
>>27631908
>>27631897
kek
![1043079__twilight+sparkle_suggestive_meme_exploitable+meme_floppy+ears_hand_money_implied+prostitution_dollars[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oqzyjhV.jpg "1043079__twilight+sparkle_suggestive_meme_exploitable+meme_floppy+ears_hand_money_implied+prostitution_dollars[1].jpg")
>>27630867
>>27630873
NOT HAPPY
>>27630867
oh boy, i remember this... http://pastebin.com/3Mn66eEW
>>27630867
http://pastebin.com/3Mn66eEW
>>27630867
fuck you I need this money for blackjack and hookers
>>27630867
fuck you I need this money for blackjack and hookers
>>27630867
fuck you I need this money for blackjack and hookers
>>27630867 (OP)
fuck you I need this money for blackjack and hookers
>>27630867
fuck you I need this money for blackjack and hookers
>>27632414
>>27632426
>>27632881
>>27633106
>>27633280
Hilarious and original
>>27632414
>>27632426
>>27632881
>>27633106
>>27633280
wtf is happening?
>>27632414
>>27632426
>>27632881
>>27633106
>>27633280
>>27633321
>>27633324
kek
>>27633333
Chekd
>>27633333
>>27633333
septs!
this is an epic thread now
>>27632414
>>27632426
>>27632881
>>27633106
>>27633280
/mlp/ hivemind?
>>27630867
MY FRIEND'S GOT A MAREFRIEND
MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH
HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY
>>27633396
MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH
>>27633396
MAN HE HATES THAT BITCH
>>27630867
I'm not giving you a single bit you fat purple pig. Why don't you go bug the three little zipper heads and LEAVE ME ALONE.
>>27631951
What's twiggy piggy gonna do, shove her horn up my ass? I sure hope she doesn't shove her horn up my ass. Nothing terrifies me more than the thought of a mare shoving her horn up my ass.
