Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous thread: >>27442363
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
Was wondering what happened to the thread.
>>27628081
Busy Saturday night can't bump the thread.
http://ilikekhorme.tumblr.com/image/128468825480
Theres a severe lack of Sugar BelleCutiemarklesscontent
>>27628081>you will never be micro-sized compared to that giraffe
>she will never be unaware of you as she sits on your couch and, by extension, you
>she will never break the couch as her ten-ton ass lands, but somehow you're still alive due to being in her grand-canyon crack
>as she gets up and laments another couch destroyed, you will never be a permanent resident between two of the worlds biggest, heaviest, jiggly cheeks
>you will never get sucked in deeper with each step, slowly approaching her all-encompassing donut...
i just don't see the point of living anymore, anons.
>favorite pone for being the bigger pone
>favorite pone for being the smaller pone
>favorite size difference
>favorite body part of pone
>favorite sub-fetish
Go.
>>27627953
Are there any good giant pony stories, that are not vore fetish fuel?
I'm not trying to offend anyone of course.
I'm just not intrested in that particular fetish, that's all.
>>27630131
http://pastebin.com/D9wGSrq3
This is the only story I've written thats both giant pony and non vore.
Most of my stories involve vore and if not, mostly micro but take a look if you want.
But what if pony was not giant?
>>27630680
>>27629404
>Don't have a favorite, just that she be thicc below the waist
>Clay, just big enough that I can ravage her with my pinkie finger
>Me at 1 inch or pone at 6 or 12-100 feet tall
>My favorite part of the pone is the butt, mainly the ponut and horse puss
>Entrapment or musk/sweat
>>27629404
Berry.
I don't like to be big one, so whatever.
0,5mm-2cm to regular sized pone.
Hooves I guess. But I like cuddles and shit.
What?
>TFW no big apple stories.Just kidding.I'm not much of a writer, but I shall try one soon.
>>27630131
You and me, Anon. We sail a lonely sea, occasionally stumbling across gems like big Starlight there. You fellas really dig vore, I guess. They outumber the normal(?) giant pony stories 10-1, feels like. Nothin' wrong with that, of course, but legit big pony's where it's at.
>>27632428
>>27630131
Vorefags have taken over...
>>27632428
>>27632573
There are some lost slice of life greens that arent on pastebin like the one where a big pon cuddles with a city to sleep but mostly are destruction/vore related stillOr both like in the pinkamena one
>>27632428
There's quite a few of the greens that are lewd and ect that don't end in death. Outside of the pastebin though. You will run into murder and vore more often.
FA is a huge shit hole. But you could try looking round there.
>>27629404
>Pinkie Pie
>Also Pinkie because waifu
>Hooves or marevag
>Vore or crushing
>>27633293
Oops, forgot to mention fav size difference. Sorry.
>me being 3" tall, pone being 2'4" when on all fours
>>27630131
Same, i hate shit with killing/eating. I just want sex between two people with a size difference !
Does someone have pone micro/macro with none of these fetishes ?
>tfw not many micro celestia stories or drawings
>>27634303
>Shrinking a pone with a butt like that
The highest form of treason.
>>27632573
>have taken over
We've literally always been here. Not our fault we discuss more than people with other interests; you're free to make/discuss the content you like. With the mods deciding the vore thread doesn't belong on this board, I can't imagine I'll be going anywhere, either.
>>27635940
>Vore thread getting shit on
Yeah I'm not a fan of vore or murderfagotry but that's fucking bullshit.
>>27635940
Follow the vore thread and head on over to >>>/trash/ where you belong :3<
>>27636187
Actually, as long as one pone is big or one pone is small, even if it is vore, there's nothing that doesn't allow it to be shared here.
Besides, the actual vore thread shit me cuz of all that same size crap that just makes it look like its filled with people with Down syndrome.
>>27636187
epic
not my board, fuck trash
>"You've got to angle it, Sweetie!" Applebloom chided the other filly.
>"I know what I'm doing," Sweetie's voice cracked. She adjusted her grip on the magnifying glass, but her view of the tiny city didn't change. She huffed. "Maybe we should do this when it's warmer," she offered.
>Applebloom scowled. "Give me that. I'll show ya how it's done."
>Applebloom moved to seize the magnifying glass while hundreds of tiny humans watched uneasily below. Their skyscrapers gleamed in the morning sun, the temperature a pleasant 73 degrees Fahrenheit, and two massive furry girls with coned shaped ears and equine muzzles struggled for a view magnifier above them. The ground shook with their every movement. Eventually Applebloom cheered with victory while Sweetie crossed her arms and pouted.
>"Now ah'll show ya," the country pony grinned. Aiming the glass just so, the sun's light was focused and, like a laser, began to cut into one of the concrete structures. A spot the size of a car puffed smoke. Sticking out her tongue, Applebloom adjusted just a smidgen more. BOOM!! Fire exploded from the middle of the building and people screamed. "SEE! That easy," Applebloom laughed. She then turned the handle and slid the laser point across homes and businesses, each one lighting up like a box of matches in turn.
>A fire engine roared down the main road. "Ooh ooh, get the red one!" Sweetie hopped in place, madly tapping Applebloom's shoulder. Sweat dripped from the earth pony's forehead as she aimed. The metal immediately turned red, melted, and then the cab caught fire. Finally, it crashed into an old folks home which quickly turned into a raging inferno.
>Applebloom let the laser linger on the road as she turned to Sweetie. "THAT is how you burn humans with a magnifying glass," she stated proudly while the pavement melted under the relentless heat ray.
>>27628081
I still want her to sit on my face
>>27636543
Please tell this is not Anthro.
>>27636187
>going to the same place as samesize retards
Not even we're that disgusting.
Flutter butter
>>27634786
It's bretty gud desu. Imagine sunbutt shrinking and losing her magic/flight then getting into smallpone situations. Even better ifwhatever caused the shrinking is still active and is still, very slowly, reducing her in size more and more, forcing her to get help somehow before she dwindles down so much that she is below the perception of normal pones
>>27636543
Well, children are cruel.
>>27636543
I remember when I actually enjoyed what you wrote about. Doesn't seem to be the case anymore.
>>27639188
Get this shit outta here.
>>27639188
Fuck off.
>>27637274
how did all those people get up there?
Yandereshy strikes again
>>27639809
She heard them talking about wanting to get high, so she carried them up there. Fluttershy loves using her size to help!
I want to do lewd things to this big pone.
>>27640127
>indian
>curry
>tech support
>gypsy
>dirty gypsy magic
>poo in loo
Masala is too gross to sexual, I'd rather big Braeburn
>>27640389
>Not wanting to go in there.
https://derpibooru.org/1176287?scope=scpe7b3fb29e6a434a04d921f3f51d72cb4971976de7
Confirmed for shit taste friend.I wish Khorme was a around. He'd be able to do her spicey curry hole justice.
>>27640448
Yeah you do that bud
And when her curry hole is nasty as fuck, I'll laugh at you from the comfort of my superior first-world bigpone
>>27640389
>racism
>shit tier stallion
>memes
Opinion discarded. She's a nice exotic poner. Also here's a far better stallion.
>>27640448
Unf.Bit of advice, https://derpibooru.org/1176287 is all you need. The site, and the image number. The rest is just a bunch of ugly uglying up your post.
>>27640676
>ywn be in Soarin's flight suit
>>27640784
>You will never lounge on his balls like a bean bag chair.
>>27640127
Saffron is a real cute pon. She needs some content
>>27640784
>>27640855
guys pls
>>27639188
What does this place look like to you? The/d/ size thread?
>>27641878
>vorefags exist
>>27643687
Terrible idea, your mouth would just get full of fur.
>You will never die
>>27644486
>tfw you remember you are immortal
>but some nigger can still kick your ass
>and you will never meet your bigpone waifu
>but the degeneracy here is pretty kinky
>but you'll never get any pussy
All in all, someone kill me now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzbFHT1JLY8
Wew ladsPony mod when?
>>27644486
fuck off Duncan
>>27641369
Terrible pun. Don't even try again ever.
>>27627953
can you imagine the size of the feces from a pony that size? damn it would be like a giant smelly semi truck
>>27643906
Someone's clearly never kept pets that he's very attached to.
>>27645463
I like that even without the details you can tell that's Twilight.
>>27645490
Indeed, there is just something about twalot.
>>27645490
Also the fact that 3/4 of the princess' are up against giant pony thigh and the giant pony is using magic and has a very noticeable wing on the side.
>tfw no flutterbutt
>>27645361
Obviously you've never smooched a horse during shedding season.
>>27646291
>Tfw even if giant Fluttershy existed, there's no way you could convince her to do lewd thing with you.
>>27646420
Just imagine trying to convince your fav horse to try this stuff.
>i dunno anon, won't you get crushed if i sit on you?
>>27636543
I didn't realize you were the one who made that micro anon x a mare, story. Damn, good to see a return even if it's a tiny greentext
>>27645360
DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT
>>27646486
Cartoon physics. You'd just get plastered to her ass like a piece of gum.
>>27646486
Ponka would be easily talked into it if not already willing.
>>27647241
Because she's a shit tier horse who doesn't care about safety at all.
>>27647418
hot opinion
>>27647418
No she's just a very lewd horse. I'm sure she's delicate enough to take care of you. After all she doesn't have a weird super sense.Now in you go into her love tunnel.
>>27647856
Overly optimistic, unable to focus, hyperactive, random cunt. No, thank you.
>>27647871
More for me.
>>27647881
Good
Take your shit waifu and go
>>27647418
>>27647871
>>27648047
>being this upset about someone else's taste in horse
Why are people like this?
I bet rainbow butt would be into it. For the domination aspect alone.
>>27648128
literal autism
>>27648603
>rainbow butt
Anything involving Rainbow butt and feeding her ego through lewd times is top shelf.A particular scene I've always entertained is a line of ponies all waiting for their turn for some one on one time with Rainbow's ass. Rainbow obviously loving the fuck out of all the literal worship from a bunch of pone. Not quite sure how well that translates into macro though.
>>27649250
Maybe a bunch of smallpone give her the attention at once.
>>27640784
>>27640855
http://imgur.com/v3xhjbS
One can dream.
>>27649436
This. And as Dash gets more and more into it, she could get moreassertive with her tinypone worshippers, ordering some to climb up her flanks while smushing some of the others, trapping them and getting gradually less restrained and careful as she grinds against them. Maybe shrinking them more so she can enjoy being worshipped by more micro ponies at once.
>>27648128
>Not being upset about someone else's taste in horse
Knob off you tosspot.
>>27649943Holy shit. Amazing.
>>27649943
D-did you make this? Do we have another drawfag amongst this crypt of a thread?
>>27649965
>hfw she finds twilight among the dozens of worshippers
>"it's all for research purposes, i swear!"
>>27649943
UNF. When I idly posted a favorite pic of Soarin', I never expected this to result. You're a saint, m8.
>>27649943
You did good, lad.
>>27649943
Sweetmoar?
>Anon stared at the spellbook skeptically. He didn't believe in magic, but it was such a thick book and on sale for only $9.93. What an unusual price! Normally prices ended in a 9 or a 5. But a 3? He just had to get it. But what was he supposed to do with it now? All it could do was fill shelf space and make him look smarter. Shrugging, Anon began casually flipped pages.
>"Flight, male enhancement, perfect woman, blah blah blah," he read off spell names tiredly. "Hey! Teleportation." Anon lowered the 4-inch thick tome as a sudden spark of inspiration struck. "I could finally go see the Grand Canyon. Maybe even find my lucky pebble."
>Motivated and just a hint excited, Anon flew out of his seat and began the Irish Ceremonial Dance of Spellcasting. Unfortunately, Anon was not Irish nor was he drunk enough to do the dance right. So he just ended up knocking over his coffee table and flopping on the floor in pain.
>"Ow, giant shiny sun cheeks!" he cursed, clutching his injured knee. Suddenly a bright glow consumed the room and the hum of ancient magic filled his ears. "Wait, I didn't name the destination!" Anon protested... even though he clearly had.
>The next thing Anon knew 2 fuzzy white orbs were hovering over him, casting a shadow over the land despite each bearing a simple picture of the sun. He blinked slowly up at the dominating presence. Then he stared into the dark crevice created where the two orbs mashed together, their weight indescribable to someone so small.
>Then the sky fell as Princess Celestia carelessly fell on her throne. With an earth shattering boom Anon's world became nothing but darkness, sweat, and pain.
>"Time for another long day of work," Celestia mumbled to herself, wiggling in her seat to get comfortable.
>>27649943
I LIKE IT
>>27650276
Oh, this looks awesome
>>27650283
Cutelewd with Pipsqueak when?
>>27649997
I did do that, I mostly lurk though.
>>27650184
And this one too, also here's an album that includes the stuff posted so far.
http://imgur.com/a/MnRSw
I'll be around, moar to come at some point.
>>27649965
And it eventually evolves into Rainbow Dash getting entire continents just to worship one of her flank cheeks, a very select amount lucky enough to get to dive down into her never-ending crack to please her planetary ponut.
Shh, big pone is asleep
Is big pone aware of how cute she is? Or howintentionally lewd she is?
>>27646420
>you are Anon
>and you're staring up at Fluttershy
>"But Anon, what if I hurt you?"
>Fluttershy's giant blue eyes crinkle in concern
"Relax, Shy. I want to do this with you."
>"R-really? B-but you're... and I'm...."
>she's worried about you
>awwww
"We can make it work. Trust me."
>"O-okay Anon. I... I'm ready."
"Then here we go."
>you are Fluttershy
>and your heart is beating out of your chest
>ever since you first laid eyes on Anon, you wanted to keep him safe
>poor Anon being too small to survive even in Ponyville
>but Anon saying that he wanted to do... -this- with you
>it was too much
>you almost said no
>but you could see it in his eyes
>he wanted this
>and deep down, so did you
-----
>he was so small
>in a way, that made it more exciting
>the slight tickles, the feather-touch gestures, feeling him press his entire being against you
>the rush of having such a tiny thing at your mercy, feeling him push himself just to make himself register against your massive form
>it was like nothing you've ever felt before.
>he moves again. You can -feel- his minuscule fingers working, pressing, kneading
>you want to move. To press. To feel more against you
>but you know that you have to be careful. A wrong move could spell injure him severely
>in a way, walking the knife edge of caution and pleasure, keeping yourself contained to prevent his miniature from from being overwhelmed by you,
>it was intoxicating, knowing that you had such raw presence that you had to restrain yourself
>containing the wildfire within is driving you crazy
>your breath quickens, your heart races, you can feel your mind go blank
>your wings unfurl and your legs tighten together
>his squeezing continues against you
>at this rate-
>you'll...
>you'll--!
>you are Anon
>and man is Flutters enjoyingholding hands
/thing
>>27652976
Thank
>>27650276
My dick has ascended this dimension.
Thanks.
mwah(2)
>>27653636
Cute Ponk.
Wat do with a very small flutters?
>>27654106
>>27654106
>>27652976
What a minute, horses don't have hands!
>>27637416
or
>celly sometimes uses potions to shrink herself and drain her magic, then lets one of the guards toy with her.
>>27656213
>Celestia shrinks Anon and makes the unwilling guard do lewd things with him while she watches
>He says he's sorry and no homo as he sits on you by order of the Princess
>She does it at least once a week
>You slowly become friends with the guard when he's not being forced to do unspeakable things with you
>You get to the point where you're all like "It's cool bro, after I'm done being in your ass you wanna go get drinks?" and he's all like "Sounds good, bruh."
>>27656213
>Celestia is the most powerful mare on the planet.
>Ruler of Equestria, and defender of peace and harmony.
She has protected her poneis for more than a thousand years
>And all she wants is to give up that power for an hour and get protected by a big stallion.
>>27657251
This is sweet.
>>27657251
There arefemale guards too. Maybe celestia would have a few different pones to choose from?and "protected" is pretty great but so is "dominated"
Looks like we got MASSIVE PROBLEMS
>ywn tickle a female royal guard into submission
>ywn ride in her mane towards the sunset
>ywn use your whole hands to scratch her behind ears
What is the point of living?
Where is that old story about the royal servant sitting on a dragon?
>>27658454
Damn... i remember this. Way back.
>>27657845
>Celestia will never pass you down to a female royal guard because her princessly duties leave her too busy to care for you
>Royal guard mare will never care for you, but mess up because she is a clutz
>You will never have several encounters of the lewd kind with her
10 page bumparoo
>>27658454
>>27659072
http://pastebin.com/SsKLUyUp
Why didn't you just look in the pastebin?
>"I'm going to have to punish you," Gem Plate stated. Atop her rough sky blue mane Anon was lazing on his back, arms crossed behind his head. Totally relaxed.
>"Come on Gem," he scoffed. "We're, like, best friends. And friends don't punish friends for breaking the law. They join them."
>"Celestia is my boss," Gem explained with a role of her eyes as she made her way up the street towards the castle. "And you painted graffiti on her statue."
>"That was a smiley face and I was trying to make her look more cheerful," Anon countered quickly, sitting up.
>Gem walked silently for a moment. "I have my orders as a royal guard under her majesty."
>"Yeah, but Celestia specifically stated 'you are free to enact whatever form of discipline you deem adequate'. And since we've been closer than 2 peas in a pod since day 1, you can 'deem' no action necessary!" Anon reasoned with a flick of his wrist.
>Gem grinned. "How about a compromise then. I'll punish you like I did last time you broke the law."
>"YES!" Anon cheered with a rapid fist pump. "Another ride in your panties!"
>"But this time," Gem cut in, her grin turning evil, "it will be all day. While I'm on duty."
>Anon's body froze, eyes widening with horror. "B-but you're posted in the courtyard. Which is outside. In July. In thick metal armor."
>"Don't worry about me, Anon. I drink plenty of water."
>Just as the tiny human tried to flee, he found his body immobilized in a veil of thin blue magic. Passersby stared in wonder as the tiny human cried for help while his escort laughed.
>>27641369
>Posting underfail
Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here, and then fuck off again.
>>27648047
Obvious troll is obvious.
Fuck off.
Back to /b/ with you.
Would you?
Have more big pone smooches...
You know you can't say no...
>>27663591
I dislike situations denying me my right to say no.
>>27663628
Lovely.
>>27663514
M-more?
>>27663780
What a giant cutie. I wish there was new stuff with her lately
>>27663514
>friends with bigpone
>panties entrapment
>royal guard mare
>armor
>pone sweat/musk
Yep, it hits all the things I'd ever want in a story 10000/10
>>27663780
bumps for the dead thread
To write or not to write
>>27666487Do it faggot.
>Be grown Pipsqueak, some years in the future
>Unlike what your dovtor said, you never grew much, and your name was true to its owner
>You were a stallion, and chronically short
>When would you ever learn
>Stallionlets
>What a fucking meme
>After elementary, you holed yourself up and became a hermit
>A small hermit
>You were a bit shorter than your average mare, drastically reducing your chance of ever reproducing
>Your schoolfriend Rumble grew up to be the fucking Chaddest Chad that ever Chadded
>Today, like every Friday, you went out in the morning to treat yourself to food
>Not Sugarcube Corner, that was a pleb shithole loaded with tourists
>You walked into Bonbon's Lesbo Bakery
>Bonbon was an ancient dyke now, so was Lyra, but the cashier mare was cute
>Too bad she'd never give you the time of day
>You ordered some fairy bread and sat down
>Fucking Auspones sure did know how to slightly improve toast
>You looked out the window and there he was
>Goddamn Rumble
>OH SHIT! He spotted you!
>Look away
>He comes in and sits next to you
>"Pip? Dude what's up?" he crushes your small frame in a Chad hug
>Fucking normies
>You contain your REE
"N-not much my dude. You?"
>Rumble gives you a serious glance
>"Bruh, it's Friday and you're out eating. Friday is party day, where's your bros and hoes?"
"What?"
>"Your friends, dude. Where are they? Marefriend?"
>>27657251
>be one of princess celestia's "special" guards
>one of five, five that you know about, anyway
>spend hours a day in her presence, trying to act like nothing beyond the ordinary is going on
>somehow, celestia herself has the most difficulty with that
>the princess is extremely shy toward you all now, so much that she can't help but blush and avert her gaze whenever she makes eye contact with somepony in the group
>she doesn't talk so much during normal work hours, and always keeps her sentences short and simple
>but knowing the secret you are all sharing, the awkwardness is not a surprise
>at least no other ponies seem to notice
>>27663515
>He bought into the undertale hate meme
>He's angry over an MSPaint comic
>>27667333
>celestia's unusual needs have of course led to other... complications, many times, for both the princess and the royal pleasure squad
>like the time celestia spent a week stuck being an inch tall when the shrinking antidote unexpectedly ran dry, forcing the group to make more in secret under the tiny princess' instruction while explaining away her absence
>or the time she was glued to her bedsheet for hours when you fell asleep during one of the sessions
>and recently, she was almost lost forever when she wanted to test the limits of the shrinking potion, and made herself almost too small to see, forcing the ponies to slowly and timidly search for her in the royal bed chamber, terrified to make a move for fear of crushing the speck sized princess
>but in spite of all that, celestia had no intention of stopping the activities
>same as always, she would free up some time when she felt like it, and one of the ponies in the group would discretely receive a note, blank, except for a time. they would show up as arranged, quietly enter celestia's bedroom, and for however long the session lasted, they were hers
>or, instead, she was theirs
>Giant royal guard mare patrols the >streets of Canterlot, lookin' for >trouble.
>She remembers it's Canterlot. >There's almostnever any trouble.
>Giant guard pon has no bad guys to >show off her brand new panties to >on the way to jail.
I hope you got your permission slips signed to go on this feels trip.
>>27667268
"I'm single." you state plainly
>Rumble looks at you in shock
>In a city that was at least 80% mares, somehow a stallion was single
>"Dude, we gotta get you hooked up." Rumble locked his foreleg with yours and began dragging you out to the street
>You'd resist if you didn't think he'd make you anyways
>You go with Rumble out to the street and he looks around
>"Okay, go talk to her, she looks pretty lonely." Rumble points to a passerby mare wearing glasses
>Hey, it was Twist
"No."
>"Shit. Uh, that one." he points to another mare walking by
"I don't know how."
>"What?"
"I don't know how to talk to mares."
>Rumble sighs
>"Fuckin' fuck, dude. Just go up and say hi, it's what I always do."
"That shit doesn't work, Rumble. They like you because you're cool."
>He frowns at you
>"Alright bro, if you're gonna be a negative nancy about this, I gotta be the same way. Psychology and synergy, dude."
>Rumble begins pushing you across the street
>"First, we gotta identify the problems, why are you alone, dude?" he asks
"I don-"
>"You're short and weird and shy as fuck, Pip. Short, weird, and shy doesn't equal getting pussy."
"Okay, so do I die alone?"
>"No, we gotta focus on the solutions." he rubs his hooves together
>"Short term solution, stop being shy. Okay? Stop it or you'll never get laid. Stop it."
"That's not gonna work."
>"Long term solution, stop being weird, get out and play a sport or some shit. Get fit."
>You begin to walk away
>"Pip, bro, wait. I can help you."
>You sigh
"What?"
>"We gotta find a mare who's cool with shorter stallions, so she's probably gonna be tall, and she's gotta be weird like you or willing to accept a wei- Oh shit dude."
"Well after that tirade I'd say we're-" Rumble spins you around and points
>"There she is, dude. Target numero uno, go talk to her."
>Rumble gives you a powerful shove and you slam face-first into a metallic surface before falling flat on your ass
"Rumble what the hell?!" you shout at him but he'd aleady disappeared
>>27668013
What's with all those extra meme arrows?
>>27668033
I like to be thorough.Compressed desktop windows, man. They mess with your mind, man!
>>27667362
Didn't know it was a meme. I just hate that game and the shitty fandom that has sprung up to suck the dicks of its creators.
>>27668033
>dat pic
Unf....
>>27668021
>>27667268
Holy fucking shit Anon. Don't stop.
>>27668021
More?
Sorry for the spam of images. Hope you all like them.
>>27670898
>>27670905
Those are some cute big pones
Heartwarming, all of them.
>>27670911
>>27670916
Thanks. I have a lot of art I've done of these two, over time I'll try to share it if folks are interested in seeing it.
>>27670926
These are weird proportions.
>>27670926
More big horses are okay in my book. I don't know if you've drawn other characters but I'd be interested in seeing what you can do
>>27670957
Yeah - she's the pony variation of my wife's character, who characteristically has long legs and pretty wide hips. http://fav.me/da4wgf0
>>27670961
I do draw other characters, but I need to get better at canon characters.
>>27670983
>my wife's character
>my wife
>he has a wife
>>27672185
Would not go.
>>27672222
What if there was a health kit inside and you had gun-toting shitters on your tail?
>>27672269
Never ever.
>>27672277
>he won't risk a pony mouf to become mlg
git gud
>>27672185
I want a pony mouth hug
>>27672222
Quads say it all
>>27672277
>>27672288
Checked also
>>27668013
Ironically, after this incident, the occurrence of petty thefts increased ten-fold.
>>27672406
She fucking rekt that carriage. I wouldn't press charges against false accusationfor a price of bellyrub.
>>27672406
>royal guard
>panties
>>27667744guys, does small celly prefer gentle, dominant, or something in between?
>>27670910
>>27670911
>>27672406
Look at all this new horse. Thanks to the both of you.
>>27670905
>>27670910
>>27670926
>ywn have a loving bigpone waifu
>ywn have a gf
>ywn be non-autistic and not die alone
>>27672185
I love that edit
>>27672631
He's kind of a sadist.
>>27672903
>>27668021
>You turned around, looking for Rumble
>"Are you okay, citizen?" a deep, but recognizably feminine voice asked from behind you
>You wheeled around, face-to-chest with a royal guardsmare
>It was a pretty typical career path if a pony was abnormally strong or larger
>You froze up
>The guardsmare looked down at you confused
>"Are you alright, citizen?"
>You couldn't even talk to the friendly mare at the bakery without stuttering
>Rumble appears next to you
>He clears his throat and begins working the magic so foreign to you
>The magic of how to talk to mares
>"Allow me to introduce my quiet friend here, miss...?"
>"Golden Helm." she smiled, slightly amused by the situation
>Rumble stood next to you, a foreleg wrapped around your neck
>"My friend here is Pipsqueak, he's a bit shy so please forgive him."
>The guardsmare snickered quietly
>"I hope you don't mind, he wanted to talk to you but just didn't have the courage to do it."
"Now wait a min-"
>"He wanted to know if a mare like you was single."
>Golden smiled
>"Oh, sorry little guy, I'm into mares." she patted your head
>How fucking humiliating
>Golden Helm excused herself and squeezed past you two
>Your original plans for today didn't include getting shot down by some random mare
>There must be a good edgy skater music song about getting rejected by a girl you haven't even talked to
>Golden Helm stopped a few feet away and gasped, as if she'd seen the light of God
>"You! Shortstuff, you're okay with dating a taller mare right?" she asked, suddenly very enthused
"I guess?"
>Rumble chimed in, "Yes or no, brah."
"Sure." you shrug
>At this point your plans were ruined for the day, maybe even the week
>"I know this other guard, you'll love her."
>You find yourself enshrouded in a veil of marigold magic as the guardsmare lifts you off of the ground
>There had to be laws against this shit
>You were along for the ride as she made her way wherever she was going
>Rumble smiled "Good luck, bro!" as he disappeared
>>27672406 HOLY SHIT
>>27672406
*carriageI love everything about this. <3
>>27673237
>You find yourself enshrouded in a veil of marigold magic as the guardsmare lifts you off of the ground
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27672631
sunbutt would like the role reversal of being dominated.
>>27674325
Don't like hornheads, anon?
>>27674520
Take a wild guess.
>>27674325
>>27674539
Can't blame you. Physical strength is one thing but magic is just strength on a whole new level. Think about living in a magical world where the unicorn passing you by could spin around and hit you with a mind-controlling charm and enslave you to her will at any given moment. All the myriad of spells out there, even just the ones we've seen used in the show, can be used in various lurid ways. Earth ponies are much safer bets.
>>27668747
Kind of like ours huh?
>>27674954
Earth ponies have the best asses anyways, with the exception of a couple pegasi.
>>27674954
But thas why Twidom is so good. She can push on you with both front hooves and not budge you at all, but with her magic she can have you however she wants you. The turnabout of someone physically weaker than you not just acting as though she's in control, but being fully capable, if she wants to, is pretty unf
>>27676042
>Earth ponies have the best asses anyway
Can't argue there.
>>27673237
>Finally Golden Helm makes it back to Ponyville's guardsmare station
>You're set down outside the front door and Golden looks at you with a serious gaze
>"Okay, she's in there. Just ask for Astral Spark and tell her Golden Helm sent you."
"I'm not going in there." you're done with this shit
>Goddamn normies
>"No. You said you liked taller mares and she's painfully single because of it, so go in there and talk to her." suddenly the large guardsmare wasn't so friendly
"Oh yeah? Well guess what."
>"What?"
"I don't know how to talk to mares. So I'm goi-"
>"Yeah well she's never talked to a stallion outside of business so she won't know."
"I don't want to. I want to go home."
>"Sorry champ, pony up and talk to her." Golden Helm opens the door and pushes you inside
>"Remember, Astral Spark, Golden Helm sent you, I really need this okay?"
"Ugh, whatever..."
>If there was some kind of rating you'd give her a zero
>Inside was a front desk and the typical business lobby design
>You walk up to the front desk
>A receptionist mare looks over the edge of the desk at you, awaiting your questions
"Uhh, I'm here to see Astral Spark."
>She raises an eyebrow, unamused
>"And why do you need to see her? Who are you?"
"The name's Pipsqueak. A guardsmare told me to come in and talk to her."
>"Can I ask which one? Did you get a name?"
>ENGAGE DEVILISHNESS
"I think it was... Silver... Silver something."
>"Must've been Quicksilver."
>D E V I L I S H
"Yeah! That sounds about right."
>"Okay, Astral's office is down the right hall, fourth on the left."
"Thanks."
>"Have a good day, Pip."
"Y-you too."
>You head down the hallway and find Astral's office
>The door read
>Astral Spark
>SWAT Commander and Demo. Head
>>27674954
>tfw you'll never be in a city being cuddled by Sequoia
bump
>>27676939
That's super cute.
>>27672406
Is this rainbow dash or a generic guard pony?
Either way, awesome work. More cute cart crushing ponies are always good.
>>27677530
>Is this rainbow dash or a generic guard pony?
>has a horn
>is using telekinesis
Yes, Dash has ascended to become an alicorn in additon to growing 20 stories.
>>27676242
>You approach the door cautiously and knock
>You wait a moment and knock again
>The door opens up just a bit and you're met with a pony's fluffy chest
>You tilt your head back and look up
>"How can I help you?"
>The dark blue mare looks at you through the crack in the barely-opened doorway
"I'm here to talk to Astral Spark."
>"Are you here about the dragon's breath cannon?"
"No, uh, a guardsmare said I should come talk to you."
>Astral's eyes went wide
>"H-holy crap, for real?"
>You nod
"Yeah... I was told I had a chance with you."
>"Did you try and hit on Golden Helm?"
"Not really."
>"She's a carpet muncher. Don't tell PR I said that." Astral opens her door enough for you to walk through and steps aside "Come on in."
>>27677530
>>27677552
At first i thought it was RD so i was saddened by worst pony, but was happy to find it was just some generic female version of the male guards.
>>27677572
>RD so i was saddened by worst pony
/angry horse noises
>>27677621
Damn straight. Big Dash a cute.
>>27677552
That sounds perfectly plausible, though. She just had a slightly bigger growth spurt.
>>27677681
>Dash was an alicorn all along, she just had a microscopic horn
I'd buy it.
>>27677743
I was referring to the physical stature alicorns tend to get with their new appendage(s), but the horn thing works too.
>>27677743
it would explain how she was able to do a sonic rainboom when no one else had done one in a thousand years
>>27677552
Oh wow I didn't even notice. I'm real dumb
>>27677572
but not a dumb as this. Dash is best pone. Big dash even moreso
>>27678739
>Dash
>best
>>27677568
I enjoy this story so far.
Please continue.
>>27678739
There is something magical about big dashie.
Part 1/2
>It was an impossible question to answer. Twilight couldn't help him, she had already refused to make a decision. But Anon couldn't do the same because he was small and they were big.
>"Well, Anon? Whose ass is better?" Rainbow growled.
>"And don't ya try and lie ta us neither," Applejack added.
>Presented to Anon were 2 moons. A blue one and an orange one. 2 gargantuan asses that dominated his sky. He swallowed. Pulled on his collar. Wiped the sweat from his brow. Anything to buy time.
>Anon had to think VERY carefully about this.
>Applejack's ass was bulging with muscle. Hard and defined.
>Rainbow's ass was fluffy with thick fur. Smooth and aerodynamic.
>No, he couldn't pick one over the other. They were both great in their own special way!
>"Uhm, they're both... nice?" Anon chuckled nervously.
>"Oh no you don't!" Rainbow shouted, thrusting her rear against the table and knocking him over. Her massive posterior lumbered over him. "Mine is better!"
>"Ah don't think so," Applejack protested, knocking Rainbow aside and pressing her own ass up against the edge of the table. "One of 'em has got ta be bet'r Anon. Come on, it's mine!"
>Anon mentally screamed. This was a royal mess. What happened if he picked the wrong ass. What would the loser do to him? Wait a minute...
>That was it! Maybe he should pick based on the outcome instead of his actual opinion and totally ignore Applejack's warning about lying.
>She was the Element of Honesty, not a lie detector.
>Whoever lost would probably be angry and crush him with said losing ass. Just to prove he chose wrong.
>So the loser should be the ass that posed the least danger.
>But Anon's hand froze just before it could give "The Best Ass" honor to Applejack. What if the winner decided to "reward" him?
>Rainbow loved having her ego stroked and there was little doubt she'd give him something for picking her flank.
>And then there was Applejack who had really come to like him and his desire to be useful despite his miniature size.
>Oh no, now a friendship could be on the line!
>He grit his teeth, arm going limp. Anon was going to have a heart attack at this rate. What should he do? Whose ass should he pick?
>Earth pony or pegasus?!
>Then, like a revelation from heaven, his darting eyes found an escape.
>"Hurry up Anon," Rainbow snorted.
>"TWILIGHT HAS THE BEST ASS!!"
>"What?!" everypony gaped.
>Twilight's face lit up bright red. Her tail tucked between her legs. Her eyes grew as large as dinner plates.
>Applejack and Rainbow blinked in shocked silence for several moments.
>"Twilight has the best ass!" Anon shouted again, crossing his arms confidently.
>Yep. Nopony could hope to compete with the magically enhanced ass of an alicorn princess.
>>27678717More of this pone. I like her.
>>27678958
>>27678935
>Dash
Small, athletic butt
>AJ
Larger, muscular butt
>Twilight
Biggest, softest butt
Bigger than Ponk
Softer than Fluttershy
>Rarity
No butt
>>27672406
>NC becomes more and more lewd.
Yesss.
>>27679672
It was one of those perfect storms. I'd already been considering drawing a Royal Guardsmare, that little blurb of butchered green sounded cute, I'm trying to git gud at sketching... wake me up, Anon. Save me from the nothing I've become.
>>27679670
>Twilight
>Biggest, softest butt
>>27679785When can we expect some hoof stuff? Not that I don't like big pone butts or anything
>>27679833
Soon as the planets align once again, the right green shows up and the perfect storm manifests.
>>27679902
Well dang, that's unfortunate.
Boop the big pone.
>>27680597
Boop the big ponut
>>27679670
>Rarity
>No butt
>>27681525
>unicorn
>anything good
>Big pone walks into a city
>Every step it takes creates an explosion
>Be it from a car, the road or even when bumping hidrants
>And wherever said hidrants bumped into something it would also explode majestically
>Being about the size of the buildings around her wasnt helping the pone aerial vision
>Not that she had the best sight for a pegasus
>Seeing that she couldnt escape her fate she stopped backpedalling and sat down
>Right into a gas tank
>The massive bubbly butt absorved most of the explosion, but it was just as majestic as when she walked around
>All the while a helicopter was flying nearby, recording it all, with the intent to make money off the poor horse
>She just didnt knew what went wrong
>In other hand the stuntman that was holding in her hair for his dear life did
>Even thought they said all he had to do is get to the massive pone ear and start scratching
>The pone finally was staying still so that made things easier
>But that also helped her feel the guy
>When he was finally close to her ear she shook her head sending him tumbling down towards her muzzle
>A massive golden eye focused on him while the other went a bit off upwards focusing on him
>When he finally stopped he was right on top of her snout
>"Oh, hi there, boop"
>Michael bay was proud
>bigpone dream
>wake up before the whole dream can play out
P10b
>You will never exist outside the reverberations of the eternally flowing manifestation of Time's Loom.
>>27686198
Ladies and gentlemen, a pony, as seen from below
>>27627953
can you imagine the size of the feces that would come out of an ass that large?
>>27686503
>>27686198
10/10 would boop
>your bigpone waifu gets genderswapped
>what does this change between you?
>>27686984
Obviously he's not my waifu anymore, but we can still be bros.
>>27686503
Oh hell yes
>>27686503
I'd walk through a mile of it just to see where it came from
>>27681549
>>27686984
Is he still big?
If so, nothing changes.
What is it about pone hooves?
>>27688509
They're soft. And God she's fat.
>>27677568
>You head into Astral's office, unsurprised it was fitted for a larger mare
>Astral was a bit taller than Golden Helm, standing at such a point where you could duck down slightly and walk under her easily
>Not that you would do such a thing
>The dark blue mare sat down at her desk, her seat was lowered a bit
>"Have a seat, please." she seemed a little flustered
>You took a seat in one of the oversized chairs made for the guardsmares
>It was adjusted a little too low, you were barely peeking over the edge of her desk
>You reached around the underside of it and pulled on the first switch you found
>The chair rocketed up a foot, almost throwing you out of it
>Astral grinned, "Do you know why you're here?"
"Kind of. Not really."
>"Well I asked a few of the girls to try and help me get a... uhm, date. If anypony hit on them and they weren't up for it, they could refer them to me."
>You looked at her in confusion
"I get it, but why not just talk to them yourself?"
>"I'm pretty busy, and usually ruin my chances with stallions. I can't try and hit on them, I'm huge and terrifying. They'd never come up to me, I'm huge and terrifying."
"I mean... You're not THAT big."
>"Th-thanks..." she fidgeted awkwardly as if wanting to ask you something
>Your autism shut down for just a moment as Rumble's words echoed in your mind
>"You miss every shot you don't take, bro. Just be yourself."
>Okay Pip, this is your moment to shine
>This isn't just a casual conversation
>Ask out that mare, prove to your dad that you're not gay
>You've never done this before, all you had for reference were romcom movies and anime
>Astral's smile faded slightly
>You're losing her! Take the shot!
>You don't know what to say!
>BUY SOME TIME
"Astral, huh. That's a cute name." you attempt your best Rumble suave
>Smile is back
>Ask her what she's doing after work
"So, what are you doing after work?"
>The dark blue earth mare stuttered in a panic
>"Uhh, I-I'm free. I get off at 7." she beamed
