>hey guys, what if we took the ponies and we added some real life shit that makes no sense so that we make the setting more edgy.
>yes! and let's make all of them lesbians for no reason, because my weenie likes that!
>except when we are in the story! but let's put outselves as the most hunk, suave and ripped guy in existance, which is definetely not me but I want to self insert there...
>and let's write awful stories that make absolutely no sense within the setting and when the writers get bored, we bump the thread for months until we finally forget about it.
This shit is pure cancer.
>>27616412
...Still better than the show...
>>27616412
Can you explain to me what is bad about any of that, except for the last part, without using the word "autism"?
>>27616412
Who are you quoting?
>>27616450
The inherit premise of Anon fucks his Waifu threads.
>>27616412
>right click
>hide thread
problem solved
>>27616412
I'd honestly have no issue with greentext if 99.9% of them weren't just "anon bones a pone."
Hell, I wouldn't even have much issue with anon as a character if he didn't have the personality of a brick but for some reason the sex appeal of a god most of the time.
>>27616428
Because most of the time is not well written. It's just shitty green texts trying to make you cry with no substance.
Making everyone a lesbian makes any kind of discussion a pain. Example, in the last episode, you had a lot of idiots going
>lol, Dash confirmed to be a lesbian
and outright insulted you if you told them that may not be the case.
What's wrong with self-inserting yourself in the story, making the self-insert into a perfect guy, completely changing the show character so that she falls in love with him? That's the shit fanfic we all make fun of, but you people do it unironically.
>>27616487
>hide 70% of the board
Oh god, what a great solution.
>>27616412
I get where youre coming from, but fat neckbearded NEETs dont make for the best sex scenes, so I dont see the problem with Anon being ripped.
>>27616503
He's a mary sue, thus making the story completely shit. Not long ago I read a story written by Faggot13. He made Anon into a fucking pussy, friend-zoned asshole who blamed other people for this.
It was nice.
>>27616503
Anon isn't a character.
he's supposed to be a blank slate for readers to project onto.
>>27616539
That's exactly the problem though
>>27616539
like Bella from Twilight, right?
>>27616512
>He doesn't hide 70% of the board
Why?
>>27616618
You actually hide threads?
>>27616512
>in the last episode, you had a lot of idiots going "lol, Dash confirmed to be a lesbian" and outright insulted you if you told them that may not be the case.
That has absolutely nothing to do with waifufag wish-fulfillment stories, though. It's just the dumb meme-spouting kids you'll find anywhere on this site's popular boards. They're not being serious.
About the characters possibly being written just OOC enough for the story to go the way everyone interested in the story wants to see, I don't see why you should get all worked up over that, either. You're taking this too seriously. They're not trying to write scripts for canon episodes, here. Lonely waifufags deserve to have their hearts and dicks warmed by these stories just as much as you deserve whatever you're here for.
>>27616846
They don't deserve shit. In fact, why the fuck are there so many of them here.
>>27617321
>why the fuck are there so many of them here
>why are there lonely people in 4chan
>>27617321
It seems that you might be the one who doesn't belong here, if you hate those types so much just for being weird.
Their autism doesn't negatively interfere with show discussion aside from some people potentially hurting over their waifu not being treated right or ship-teased, anyway. There's no go reason to be so upset over their presence, when you have 150 threads to this one stupid show. Unless you're mad that the threads you like go past page 10 while theirs don't. The reason for that fact is that they care enough about what they're doing to bump their threads every 2 hours if the thread's not too active. Nobody's stopping you from doing the same thing with threads you like. Sometimes, getting the attention you want just takes time. Don't just give up and attack the people who are trying harder than you.
>>27616412
Most writefags usually write Anon as average at best, not ripped.
>>27616412
>This shit is pure cancer.
I agree.
So obviously you're about to write something better instead of just shitposting about something you don't have a better alternative to.
...........right OP?
>>27616637
You see things that make you cringe and you're too "manly" to nit get them out of your sight?
>>27617321
... I can't tell if you have too much social awareness to belong here, or too little. Either way, get gone.
>>27617443
>It seems that you might be the one who doesn't belong here, if you hate those types so much just for being weird.
that's one hell of an overused meme
>you disagree? well, you don't belong here!
Nice tumblr logic.
>>27617562
Already wrote some stories that are not self-insert ones. I did exactly what you said and not many people read them, but the ones that did like them a lot.
I did that, now what are you going to do about it.
>Homosexuality
>>27616412
Another complain thread. How nice, this is what I come to /mlp/ for.
>>27617877
What do you come to /mlp/, then, shitpost? Because that's what you're doing.
>>27616512
>Because most of the time is not well written
im willing to bet you dont go out of your way to support decent writers, or critique shitty ones.
>>27617896
Why do you always assume people complaining only do that, I do support good writers and critique those that want to improve.
Obviously, I don't read shitty self-insert stories.
>>27617795
Don't be stupid. You're trying to change board culture to fit your taste, even though it's always been this way. You don't have to like it, but if you can't handle it and you're just gonna act like a whiny bitch about it all night every night, you should seriously consider spending your time elsewhere.
Do consider what I said in the important part of the post that you ignored, too.
>>27618022
>muh board culture
autism
>>27616637
dud…
>, because my weenie likes that!
> which is definetely not me but I want to self insert there...
For fuck sake ,there's ONLY two reason why this show became popular in the first place: memes and porn. It's two pillars of this fandom,everything else is completely optional.
I should have stopped reading it after the "edgy" usage. Faggots who use it can't bring anything productive.
>>27616568
Yes.
>>27619574
>inb4 "n-no MLP fandom started because it's genuinely one of the single best cartoons ever!"
>>27618022
>even though it's always been this way
Yeah no. There's a reason "Anon in Equestria" used to be only one general at first. People laughed about that self-insert faggotry. Much in the same way they hated any kind of original character made by the fandom (which I can understand, given that 99% used to be and probably still are shit). Most threads were about lesbian lewds or show discussion (granted, there was a lot more to speculate about) and people were a lot more active contributing. Even if they weren't writing the story, they'd talk shit about where the story could go or should go and you'd get a buzzing atmosphere.
Nowadays most threads consist of
>bump
>moar
>writefag's kill
>you let it die
>>27616412
>I don't like people having fun with a thing that isn't real
>>27619653
>I don't like the fact, that someone is judging my retarded way of having fun, that significantly promotes in degradation of potential quality of future posts(therefore degradation of actual potential fun)
>>27618052
Yes,yes it's. Now answer me,why are you bitching about autism on one of the most autistic places on earth?
>>27619653
Just because you're having fun eating shit,doesn't mean people shouldn't throw you in a rapedungeon and throw away the key for it.
>>27619670
>>27619676
Fun fact: I never said I personally enjoy these things, infact, I don't. I can just appreciate that other people enjoy different things, and if it's not actually causing any damage, whatever they want to do with their time is fine.
>>27616412
>ANYTHING THAT ISN'T SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS IS EDGY!
Hello Zackary, enjoying the world now that your not behind a glass shield?
>>27616503
>AKA Pencils
>>27619695
Yes,but there's such thing as shit taste. If persons have a shitty taste his opinion is of no value.
>>27619739
Taste is all subjective. Most people would say that liking ponies means you have shit taste, and yet, here you are. Quit acting like something you enjoy is far superior to the things you don't.
>>27616412
>yes! and let's make all of them lesbians for no reason, because my weenie likes that!
To be fair, there are only like 7 real male characters and half them are already taken. The female characters are numerous and usually are a lot more interesting.
>>27619765
>Taste is all subjective
No,no it's not. There's only one right taste ,one right morality ,one right system of beliefs. Entire point of philosophy,theology and any other science is to find out which one.Until then we can only insignificantly bring ourselves to the better understanding through constant controversies. There's still some objective shit tastes.
>Most people would say that liking ponies means you have shit taste, and yet, here you are.
It kinda is. I'm here because I'm addicted and too stubborn. If I would had more of a free will I'd quit in season 1.
>>27616412
>my weenie likes that!
The core of every fanbase. Ever. Always.
You're not a profound mind resistant to the wiles of pone because you cast some wicked meme arrows into a pond of bait-hungry fishies. You're one more grumpy faggot who, in the grand scheme of things, does not matter. It's all for the ponut.
