Why is Twilight dissapointed with you?
>>27607108
Because I haven't read a book in months
>>27607108
Bitch don't look at me like that, you have that pink sunset horse basically living at your palace rent free.
>>27607134
>implying Starset Slimmer isn't paying her in pussy
>>27607134
How about an episode where Twilight decides to start charging Spike and Starlight for rent?
because i didn't chose her as my waifu
>>27607134
>roleplaying
>>27607161
u wot?
>>27607108
Because I came in her underwear drawer
>>27607161
You're doing it right now too, Anon.
I mean you're pretending to be a faggot right now, right?
>>27607108
I CANT STOP DRAWING PORN
>>27607108
Because I'm an idiot who multiply anything but the most basic of numbers without a calculator.
>>27607108
Because Anon is a critically acclaimed Equestria known Mangaka who makes lewd doujins based on ponies he's met in his life, but hasn't done one of Twilight Sparkle. It's making her feel alienated and unloved. Spike was agreeing with her until he saw the one with him and Rarity.
>>27607108
I went into the forbidden section of the library.
>>27607161
What the fuck are you on about?
>>27607108
I came on her toothbrush
>>27607165
>>27607210
His post was addressed to Twilight, not OP.
>>27607161
Nigga that's not roleplaying, stop being a faggot..
>>27607229
Fuck off autist, go suck the janitor's cock
>>27607229
you have no idea what roleplaying is, do you?
>>27607234
No, Twilight Sparkle, you shut up.
>>27607161
>>27607108
I had a date last weekend and spilled my spagetti. I was able to get a second date, but I can't tell if it was a pity date.
>>27607145
kek.
Man imagine a series where the ruling powers really were corrupt. not like molestia corrupt, but just enough to not lose too much sleep over pushing some mare's head below the round table.
>>27607108
I haven't been huffing her marefarts as much as she wants lately.
>>27607108
Because I'm about to kill myself with my lantus.
>>27607161
Top tier bait anon. Almost as good as that one I saw yesterday correcting main in mane six.
>>27607108
Not only do I eat pony meat. I'm basically a lower life form that would wear her skin and carve tools out of her bones if I wasn't tamed by her and stutterbutter's efforts. I am likely only alive because domesticating me might be an interesting research opportunity.
>>27607377
careful with that edge there, junior
>>27607108
Because I've yet to go running today.
>>27607383
Edge sandwiches are delicious, if you want alternative non canon scenarios theres no reason to go with the shows tone, the show already exists.
>>27607369
fucking shame on you, anon, you get your face parked under that pony's ass right this instant and start making up for lost time
>>27607123
this sadly
And I used to love reading.
Probably because I exist.
>>27608365
Now I'm just thinking about Twilight saying something like "Anon you're such a failure. Why can't you just not exist like everyone else? Now go to your room and disappear like a good boy."
>>27607108
Because I didn't get dubs
>>27608395
How do you understand non-existance? you can rationalize it, but you can never truely understand it unless you've done it yourself.
>”I just don’t understand, Anon…”
“Of course you don’t.”
>She frowns at you as you lean back into the couch, which you had turned into your makeshift bed.
>It was another one of those days.
>”But you were doing fine…”
“Yeah. I was doing fine. But it’s not enough.”
>She sighs. “What isn’t? What isn’t enough? You keep saying that every time I bring this up.”
>Finally, you have had it.
“Working here. Twilight. It’s not enough. Look, back on Earth - I studied for YEARS in a college to become good enough to fulfill my dream. I worked my ass off, Twilight. Worked my ass off to learn engineering. And then I finally got my dream job. But now? Here I am after all that work, stuck in a world where it all is mute, because the technology doesn’t exist here.”
>Before she can open her mouth, you continue.
“You might think me working as some farmboy with Applejack was enough, or me working as a janitor at the school was enough, or working down at Sugarcube corner was enough, but it’s not, ok? I had a dream, Twilight. I had the dream come true, even, and now it’s gone. My calling in life was engineering. But now I’m stuck here. Do you know that feels like?”
>She stares at you with a concerned look as you feel a tear trail down your face.
“And that’s not to mention the fact that I’ll NEVER see any of my old friends or family back home. I’m just a ghost. A ghost with no purpose.”
>You look down at the floor, the terrible, sad emptiness filling your heart.
“I want…”
>You look her in the eyes.
“I want to go home, Twilight.”
>>27608567
what a shitty dream
>>27607209
Bad anon
>>27608414
>>27607108
I have always hated books and she couldn't pay me to read.
>>27607166
What in the actual fuck is that thing in that image
>>27608843
Twilight's favorite book
>>27607108
because i've read the necronomicon and i'm asking her to right the stars
>>27607108
Slept in too late and was late for class.
Again.
>>27607108
I Put Keemstars face on her body
>I Really should kill my self already
>>27610252
>Inb4 Zecora is a fucking zigger
>>27607166
Well, ponies only use underwear to be lewd anyway.
>>27607108
one thing that is going for me is that it is a long list of flaws
>>27611792
There's still time to change, anon
>>27611585
This pic always got me
