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>"Oh Anon, there you are, thank goodness, I have a dinner party at 7 tonight and I have almost nothing prepared!"
"Have no fear ma'am, I have some dishes already made up. Baked Alaskan Salmon, Lasagna Hors d'oeuvres, Shrimp Alfredo."
>"Oh my, so you've come prepared."
>You begin putting the dishes away in her fridge.
"In the restaurant business you have to move fast."
>Rarity's voice seems to quaver as she says,
>"M-move fast?"
"Customers want excellent clean service, and they want it with a smile."
>Rarity coughs.
>You turn around.
"Are you ok ma'am?"
>"Please dear, call me Rarity. And t-that service you mentioned.."
>Her face has gone red, she notices you looking at her as she turns away.
>"T-tell me about those Hors d'oeuvres again?"
"Bite sized little lasagna bits with special homemade sauce."
>"S-sauce?"
"Yes, I don't use Ragu or Prego, this is 100 percent homemade."
>"H-homemade sauce you say? I-it sounds wonderful, you'll have to give me the recipe sometime. I'm not really the best cook, well, I'm better than my sister but-"
"That's ok, I can show you how to make the best sauce you can possibly imagine."
>"W-will that cost me extra?"
>You look her in the eyes with a warm grin on your face.
"No Rarity, I'll do it for free."
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>And then Anon taught Rarity how to make homemade tomato sauce and nothing sexual happened
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>>27600870
And then she Friendzone'd Anon and fucked some other dude.
He treated her like shit so she came back to cry on Anon's shoulder...but still gave him no ass.
70 years later, Anon died a virgin.
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>>27600933
he got dubs so you know it's true
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>>27600933
>You will never give Rarity the sauce.
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>>27600870
>roleplaying
rp in hell
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>>27601678
You call that a shitpost?
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>>27600870
a ChefAnon greentext is relevant to my interests.
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>>27601694
congratulations. looks like you have mastered the art
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>>27601941
Someone should continue.

Cute Rarity shenanigans when?
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