Are you the man your waifu would want you to be?
>>27599742
how could we possible know what they are looking for in a man when none of the mane 6 have ever been confirmed for dating anyone?
>>27599742
Which waifu? I have three
>>27599742
She MIGHT want a lazy, self loathing faggot, so yeah, probably.
Maybe.
>>27599758
>mane
Not knowing the difference between "main" and "mane"
>>27599742
I like to think she approves of my lifestyle choices....
>>27599759
>waifu
>three
>>27599742
I'm on my way, and I think that is what she wants.
>>27599742
Nope! I'm a miserable, terrible person. Unfortunately, she'd understand and would still like me.
No, I'm not Soarin'.
>>27599794
What a spread
>>27599920
Gotta take care of my harem.
I'm too boring
I browse 4chan so probably not.But that can change so there's hope.
>>27599790
holy shit how new are you?
>>27599790
I'm literally choking on this new, someone call an ambulance.
My waifu wants me to cook muffins, so yeah
>>27599951
>I browse 4chan
>But that can change so there's hope
You're here forever.
>>27599977
>>27599974
Trips-dubs-hivemind confirmed 2new4you
Man my waifu wants me to be? Lyra likes humans... so... pretty sure I am.
>>27599993
Yea...Keep making those muffins while I fuck yo bitch!
>>27599790
>Literally the only bronyspeak acceptable on /mlp/ and you fucked it up.
If I was satan I would be disappointed you are not dead yet and I have to wait to torture you.
>>27600027
YOU CAN'T KEEP CUMMING ON IMAGES FOREVER
>>27600035
We're all here to help him.
/mlp/ shall be awash in a sea full of semen.
>>27599742
I'm a 5'8 who plays retro games and dark souls when he is not working as a fucking forensic scientist(believe me it doesnt attract as many pussy as you think) that lives alone in El Salvador , but hey, at least I have a decent house
>pic related
>>27599742
nope
>>27600035
JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE WORK TOMMORROW!
IMMA BE CUMMING ON PONES ALL NIGHT!
>>27600039
Thanks famalamb
>>27599742
nope
>>27599790 (You)
nice bait m8
>>27600033
You can't edge lord me if I cum on you dash!
>>27600105
Thanks m8
>>27600027
Jokes on you, I've cummed on her before you, she's still mine
>>27599742
I WANNA BE, THE VERY BEST!
>>27599742
Fuck no.
Post more ponies,.
I want to see them cummed on
f-for science
>>27600219
>frogposting
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit9k/
>>27600614
>>27599799
>not having more than one waifu
>>27600668
Oh my God, will you faggots ever go away? How long must you memers keep breathing?
>>27600668
But anon, you can't have more than one waifu
>>27600796
You're giving them the reaction they want, they use screencaps and (you)'s like currency on their ebin subreddits.
>>27600800
what if I just like fucking bad bitches and cucking Anons?
I like to wear a dew rag and tank top and just fuck married mares. Is that so wrong?
Nope. Though I have a decent personality and average looks, I just wouldn't be their type.
>>27600668
>>27599742
I isolate myself socially from everyone around me.
So no.
>>27600033
>bronyspeak
>>27599742
Well I'm a DJ/Producer with a successful social life, I'm typically pretty goofy, my waifu is Pinkie and judging how she reacted when she saw the club above Rarity's boutique, I'd say yes.
>>27599790
Holy fuck kill yourself
>>27600033
we also brohoof on special occasions.
>>27602386I actually really like it when we brohoof.
>>27599742
No, becauseI'm not even a man. She'd never be interested because she's not a degenerate.
>>27602852how do you know?
>>27600812
yea, because you don't fuck anyone. You just rape little shequanda and then send in your application to blacked.com again. Only to be harshly rejected. Again.
>>27602852Become a reverse trap
>>27602945
That's a good point. I mean, this is Ponk after all.
>>27602962
Not a bad idea actually. It's not like they really know all too much about human appearances.
>>27599794
Same
>>27602852
Pinkie is the best example of pansexual I can think of. She was hitting on a statue for fuck's sake.
>>27603126
Having a statue fetish doesn't equate to being partially gay, anon.
>>27602958
>blacked.com
words hurt too whitty....words hurt too...
>>27600614
>>27600891
>>27600800
>believing japs,while they steal all your waifus behind your back
>>27602989
>Not a bad idea actually.
Yeah, until the pants come off and she's staring at your clam.
>>27603790
If we've gotten that far then I feel like she wouldn't care all too much anyways.
Alternatively
>Nonny, what is that between your legs?Oh, P-Pinkie uh, that's what a human dick looks like! I hope that's not a problem.
>Oooooh! Okey dokey then, I thought it was a cooch! Silly me, Twilight never said that humans had such super duper interesting bodies! Who knew? Haha~
My waifu likes me just the way I am!
And the same goes for all of you!
>>27603915
She's not real.
>>27603935
She is to me, and that's all that matters!
It sure is Summer in here!
>>27603965
>misusing the summer meme
Sure is summer in here
>>27599742
No. Why live?
I think Rarity would be okay with someone who is physically fit and financially successful
but I'm also a tremendously self-destructive alcoholic piece of shit, so I dunno
oh well, she'll never be real anyway, why try
>>27600035
Yes we can.
>>27603782
two nukes weren't enough
>>27603965
>>27603992
>using these outdated summer memes
sure is summer in here
>>27604061
>replying to shitposts
>not hiding shitposts
sure is summer in here
oh boy i love this meme
>>27604083
>loving memes
sure is summer in here
>>27604000
I feel you.
Let's an hero together so we can go to equestria where our waifus are real and they'll check your sexy trips.
>>27602852
Ponk a shit anyway.
Do find yourself a sexual partner in Equestria, though, because same-sex ships are 100 times cuter in pony form.
>>27600668
>being a cuck/mudslime
>>27605079
Lets just fuck each other.
>>27599742
not in the least
>>27605188
For what reason did you feel compelled to insult my waifu? What was the point?
>>27605824
>shimmerfag
Sorta explains itself.
>>27605824
Shimmerfags always do that shit.
>>27605851
I don't like to judge anons by their waifus. That wouldn't make me any better than them. Some Shimmerfags are okay, but this guy is a shining example of how a waifufag should not behave. You don't go around starting wars about real grills, so why start them about your fictional grillfrond?
>>27605851
>>27605895
Shimmerfags are such eunuch's with all their yuri shit.
>>27605899
>You don't go around starting wars about real grills
pls
>>27605927
Perhaps in ancient Greece the standards for what constituted a rational war were a little different, anon. At least, I think that's what you're implying. I never studied much history.
>>27605899
>You don't go around starting wars about real grills
welcome to 4chan
>>27605947
i fucked up that quote but you should get it
>>27605727
Shit, man, I'm down. Pls be in l o n d o n etc.
>>27605947
Been here for a while now, I guess I just don't pay much attention to the boards where people are interested in real women. Those aren't my kinds of people. I just sort of assumed things stayed as waifu wars, rather than wars about actual wives and girlfriends.
>>27603915
that's the spirit
>>27605960
4chan just loves drama
>>27603915
Literally the latest episode proved that the inherently kindest one won't put up with your neet piece of shit ways!
>>27600071
WHAT IS THIS TOOL I NEED TO KNOW
>>27609372
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
have fun
>>27599742
No because I have no fucking money
>>27609493
What makes you think they would care about money, Anon?
>>27609546
That's unfortunately what her life is pretty much based around
>>27609546
>You don't care about MONEY?!
>>27609558
Who is she?
They aren't real.
>>27609588
A mare I'll never see irl thanks to reminders like this >>27609595
>>27609631
C'mon, fuck that guy. Whomever your waifu is, they are still your waifu. Whether or not you want to post her is up to you.
>>27609595
>>27609631
I seriously hate this meme. Not because it hurts or anything, but because it discourages any serious discussion for something that many of us are serious about, making a stupid joke out of it.
>>27609652
>>27609687
I was more or less making a sad joke about it, but it does get a little annoying at times when we get reminded about it a lot. Though I feel too spaghettied out to post her now, no hard feelings pls.
>>27609802
I get it. I shouldn't give you a hard time for feeling bad. Replying at all to that kind of stuff just encourages them, anyway.
>>27599950
Damn, even your gif is uneventful
>>27609965
>>27609912
No don't feel bad. Even if this was for example a post your waifu thread I still wouldn't do it because she'd be so out there when it comes to her character in general.
