/mlp/ help me
so for the longest time I've never felt any sort of attraction towards humans, but for whatever reason the only sexual feelings I ever feel now is for MLP:FiM characters. This hasn't bothered me much before but recently I've found it impossible to talk about sexuality like a normal person without feeling all this shit at once and everything in my mind gets mega fucked up when I think too hard about it.
what do I do /mlp/?
>>27598456
Kill yourself
>>27598456
Congratulations you've become one step closer to becoming a member of the furry community. Once you embrace it, it'll be a completely new world for you to explore. Think of it like this ponies are just the tip of the iceberg.
ok I have a new idea.
if trips I become an hero.
>>27598456
Fuck off
>>27598499
Hungry for some (you)'s, faggot?
>>27598502
shit
>>27598506
Nope just trying to help you guys out.
>>27598456
Just be yourself. No sense in over-thinking matters.
>>27598456
Just wank it all out. After browsing and fapping to pony porn every night for 4+ years I've recently felt less and less boner for pony and gotten more attracted to human forms again.
Eventually, ponies just won't feel special anymore.God I miss 2012.
>>27598613
Same, though I get tired of one and switch back to the other much more rapidly.
>>27598456
You have chosen a glorious path, embrace it faggot
>>27598613
>liking 3dpd
dude stop
End it. Eat a bullet, please. Make your wrists the size of a vagina. Thight the rope around your neck and kick the chair. Jump out of your window and close your eyes. Go to the hood and call the nearest gang members a bunch of "fucking discusting niggers". Be black and talk to an officer. Bully the weird kid and wait 2~6 months until he eventually shoots up your school. Jump out of a bridge. Start working at a McDonald's and refuse to serve a Whale her bigmac. Yell "Allahu Akbar" in the middle of your flight. Yell pretty much any language in the middle of an airport. Offend trump in the presence of a redneck. Say that you're an atheist in the redneck church meeting. Drink a galon of bleach. Jump at an ant hill without clothes and covered in chocolate toppings. Disturb a hive covered in honey. Go hunt for bears without guns and a bag full of snacks. PLEASE JUST KILL YOURSELF
Fully immerse your mind in it. Think of yourself as an MLP stallion and all the unique features of her equine body seem perfectly natural for you to be attracted to. From her horsey ears, to that muzzle, to her flank, down to her hooves.
>>27598842
>bumping shit threads
>>27598850
>implying there are not-shit threads
>>27598456
Me too, for 5 years everytime someone talks about sex all I can think about is Rarity's powered ponut
>>27598876
And that's why I sage every post
>>27598456
>le "I am no longer attracted to humans" meme
>DAM U /mlp/!!!
You bronies are the lamest fucking people
>>27600084
Mmmm dem tears
