You can go to equestria but you have to pick a handicap:
Neckbeardery: you'll get an OCD freakout whenever not wearing a fedora, you'll smell funny and have an extreme urge to prove everyone wrong in the most obnoxious way possible.
Gender Identity Disorder: You legitimately believe you belong to another or even, ''third gender'' Equestrian tech is not quite there yet to mutilate yourself, so you'll be that weirdo.
Icosahedron: You will be as edgy as this shape is, you'll look like Sombra or a bad red-black OC. Your appearance will trigger most of the ponies you encounter.
Tumblrophrenia: as a master of pseudoscience, you know everything about political correctness and social ''justice''.
And you're sure to let the world know if you see something you disagree with.
Omega: You will get crippling social anxiety to the point even small talk makes you feel uncomfortable. Asking out your waifu will take weeks of mental preparation.
If you already got one of these curses, it will just become worse.
So, what it will it be?
Omega since they will literally try to make a song and dance out of helping me out of my shell.
>>27595249
Omega, definitely.
This things are funny in kids show.I mean, look at Fluttershy
>>27595249
>have an extreme urge to prove everyone wrong in the most obnoxious way possible.
Alright, OP, who hurt your feelings?
>>27595272
this
>If you already got one of these curses, it will just become worse
That's like
literally impossible in my case.
Oh well...
Ok, I'll pick Icosahedron, because I always was a little edgy inside. Try and take over Equestria and maybe befriend m6 (or even Sun/Moon Butt) in process likealmostevery other villain did. Or be utterly defeated and join Trixies Worst Villains Club. She's cute, so that's not bad either.
>>27595306
Plus you get a general dedicated to you.
>>27595249
Omega.
I already got over my extreme social anxiety IRL, and from what you describe, the one I had was quite a lot worse. Besides, as some kind of weird creature from another dimension I'm sure the ponies are willing to understand and help me.
>>27595249
OK so I'll take omega, I already have to manage with that, so I don't care to be exactly the same.
(I got lucky there, if not I would have chosen the 3rd sex one... That seems to be the less terrible choice for me)
>>27595495
>>27595475
>If you already got one of these curses, it will just become worse.
Are you people illiterate or smth?
>>27595503
It can't be worst for me.
I have "MAXIMUM AUTISM"
>>27595503
>I already got over my extreme social anxiety IRL
who are you talking to
>>27595249
>Omega: You will get crippling social anxiety to the point even small talk makes you feel uncomfortable. Asking out your waifu will take weeks of mental preparation.
So nothing changes?
>>27595249
Icosahedron is the only one that doesnt change my personality, only appearance.
>you'll look like Sombra or a bad red-black OC
as in Ill become a pony? If so, that kinda throws a wrench into my plans, I like being human.
I can deal with being an edgy looking human, appearances can be changed.
I don't like the idea of having my personality changed.
>>27595525
... So this is a meme now huh
>>27595249
But I already have OCD, which leads to germophobia which leads to cleanliness and smelling nice. I also don't own a fedora. You are wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong:^)
I think I'll go with Icosahedron. Because the edge threads were fun; there's nothing wrong with looking like an edgelord as long as you don't act like one. Even if I get strange looks, I will have proven myself to the friends I make, and really, how different is that from looking any other way?
The ponies are all about forgiveness and second chances, anyway. Deeds should matter more than looks, so I'm sure I can get them to warm up to me.
>>27595249
I would be edgy.
>>27595249
Omega since that's already literally me
I'm gonna be edgy. I have no complaints about being a villain, really. Might as well take it to the limit, go full black warlord.
Omega is easily the best pick here. The mane 6 would all be super friendly to you since they would just see you as Season 1 Fluttershy if you are simply a nice person.
>>27595249
I'll go for Gender Identity Disorder, seems the least weird.
Plus I think I could get away with convincing the ponies that female humans have dicks
Icosahedron. Then i;ll at least get a redemption episode or something like zecora's first ep.
Worst comes to worse i'll be that one trope of the super scary looking dude actually being all sweet and mushy on the inside, like a lich who raises kittens. Besides, you said it'll trigger 'most' ponies which still leaves the possibility some might be into it, or maybe I can get myself a rad griffon girl.
>>27596289
But Griffons got beaks and are icky, go pic related.
>>27596316
That's a good point, dragons might even be hot for that kinda stuff since that's basically what they look like already.
>>27595249
I'm already omega, so that's basically not even a handicap for me. It's just myself.Also the gender thing is a lie, we know Equestria can perform the operation, since Trixie exists.
>>27595249
>Icosahedron: You will be as edgy as this shape is, you'll look like Sombra or a bad red-black OC. Your appearance will trigger most of the ponies you encounter.
I'd wear a cloak like Tirek did until you can gain a pony's trust and have them not freak out at seeing you without it. From there it's just a mater of slowly convincing other ponies. Kinda like with Zecora if she had cared to try before Apple Bloom got to her.