I want to sneak up behind and then under Glimglam and stealthily drink her milk straight from her tits.
>>27590462
Why is she lactating?
>>27590538
Because anon does this so often that her teats started producing milk.
>>27590462
I want to sneak up and spook her, and make her rip an explosive fart.
>>27590538
Because someone else injected her with hormones and sliced her nipples off before running off into the night.
OP is just taking advantage of this.
>>27590538
Because OP was cucked by her boyfriend
>>27590462
>>27590575
>one of the most blatantly gay males in the show, other than Braeburn and Party Favor
>shipper calling OP a cuck
Ironic
>>27590596
He didn't seem gay to me
Maybe that's just your latent homo projection, friend
cuckposting shippers should be killed. Like, they should just be decapitated and burned. That's how I feel.
>>27590596
>implying there are straight males in the show
>>27590462
What would her milk taste like?
>>27591018
Blueberry syrup
>>27590699
/thread
>>27591396
That isn't what the thread is about. In fact it has nothing to do with the thread whatsoever. He didn't end anything.
>>27590699
All male ponies are gay.
Babbymaking is achieved through mare-on-stallion rape.
>>27591018
Equality.
>>27590462
Why stealthily?
>>27591543
Because it makes me feel like a ninja
>>27591543
Because she wouldnt want you to do that
>>27592588
are you sure?
>>27591543
Because otherwise you would spook her.
>>27590462
I want to sneak up behind her with a branding red hot branding iron with an ' = ' as the brand and burn it in over her cutie mark.
>>27590462
Needs a green of anon filly sneakily drinking Glimglams milk
>>27590555
Why do you namefag so much you annoying nigger
>>27593461
>annoying
Yeah, it's a mystery why he does it.Filter it.
>>27592996
>anon filly
>not anonfilly
Yes, just the way you spelled it anon
>>27590462
Anyone remember those lactating threads where pinkie would breast feed anon?
>>27590462
>sneaking up behind a horse
Not a good idea, brosef.
>>27591011
What is at least mr cake and shining armor and all the other fathers
>>27593721
this tee bee eych
>>27590462
YOU'RE ALL SICK!!
>>27590462
>crotchtits
>>27594958
they're pretty good tbhfam
>>27594997
No they're not, you sick bastard.
>>27594077
>mr cake
>fathers
>>27590462
This is probably illegal.
>>27590462
I want to sneak up behind her and stealthily fuck her peehole.
>>27594998
Yeah they are my man
>>27594958
Horses produce milk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7hMr6T1L_I
>>27590596
How is he gay?
>>27590555
That would be so hot. Every time you scare her she rips a loud one, right in your face.
>>27590555
Beans confirmed as Starlight favorite dish?
>>27590555
>>27595793
>>27595840
Stop.
>>27595315
MY JOB
>>27590575
Looks gay as fuck
Difnt know Starlight was into boypussies
I rather lift her tail and start eating out her sweet pussy, and even though she could easily choose to shove me away with her magic she doesn't beause she loves and craves it, something she hasn't felt in years.
>>27597832
I would assume that any unicorn mare powerful enough to magic themselves up a dick would prefer to have access to a luscious coltpussi to ram it into.
>>27594958
http://data.desustorage.org/trash/image/1458/15/1458156922041.webm
deal with it
>>27594958
Spotted the newfag
>>27594958
>Being gay
>>27594958
best tits
>>27590462
Anyone interested in busty lactating Starlight?
>>27592744
Everyone knows there's nothing worse than a spooked poner
>>27600321
yes
>>27590462
I want to make ice cream from Pinkie Pie's milk.
>>27590462
>>27591543
>Use a stealth spell for an experiment from Twilight
>She doesn't really care about why so much as the results, letting you spend an entire day invisible
>You manage to suckle on Glimmer's teats while she's reclining casually once, among other ponyville shenanigans
>Do this more regularly, say once a week
>However, the second time, Glimmer reacts when you start feeding from her, using a spell to decloak you
>Starts off angrily chiding you out of embarrassment and desecration of personal space
>...but she hints a little that she enjoyed, despite your creepy way of molesting her
>you will never reach an agreement with Starlight to continue to play on her breastfeeding fetish while she's at rest somewhere, stifling her gasps and moans as you nibble and suckle away at her teats
>>27600321
>busty
no
>>27600321
Yesif pony
>>27600790
I agree; that's an important consideration. Chestboobs are weird and gross.
>>27600425
unf
>>27594958
I bet you jerk off to pones with human genitalia
>>27603204
>pones with human genitalia
>>27603204
nothing really wrong with that tbhh
>>27603204
This
Ponies with human genitalia is so disgusting
Whats the point of fucking a pony then
>>27603204
>>27603462
>>27604915
lmao kys furfags
>>27604928
it's furry regardless of the genitalia
>>27604915
>>27604928
>ponies
>furries
your "meme" was a stillborn, you furfuck. stop conflating the two.
There used to be more threads about stuff like this.
I miss them.
>>27604928
Learn to shitpost at least
>>27606025
But I got three whole (you)s out of it, Anon! :)
>>27590462
i want to sneak up behind Glimglam and stealthily drink her diarrhea straight from her ponut
>>27606065
>>27600321
Well?
>>27609166
Too many noes
>>27607673
Why would you bump a thread with zero content?
>>27609570
There was only one; don't be such a pussy.
>>27610897
Because I want to
